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♪ green acres is
The place to be ♪
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♪ farm livin' is
The life for me ♪
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♪ land spreadin'
Out so far and wide ♪
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♪ keep manhattan, just
Give me that countryside ♪
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♪ new york is where
I'd rather stay ♪
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♪ I get allergic smelling hay ♪
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♪ I just adore a
Penthouse view ♪
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♪ darling, I love you,
But give me park avenue ♪
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♪ the chores ♪
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♪ the stores ♪
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♪ fresh air ♪
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♪ times square ♪
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♪ you are my wife ♪
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♪ goodbye, city life ♪
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♪ green acres, we are there ♪
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What's the matter?
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The window.
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Yeah, open it.
It's warm in here.
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It won't stay open.
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Why not?
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The window's still open.
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I'm not through yet.
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I'll fix it tomorrow.
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What about the other stuff
You were going to fix tomorrow,
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Which was yesterday,
Which has already been,
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But you didn't?
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Would you mind saying
That again, please?
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Well, stuff like that leaky roof
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And the crackled limoleum.
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The cracked liloneum, uh, uh...
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Linoleum. I'll fix everything.
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Well, you promised
To fix it for months.
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I haven't had time.
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Do you have time
To help me pack?
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Where're you going?
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To new york, and when you've
Fixed up the place you can call.
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What are you so excited about?
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The monroe brothers
Are gonna fix the kitchen
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As soon as they
Finish the bedroom.
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What about the
Rest of the house?
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What's wrong with
The rest of the house?
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Would you like to
Take a few notes?
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Well.
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Follow me.
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You better get some
Pencils and pens.
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Fix door knobs.
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Other side, too.
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Cement brick in fireplace.
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Well, nothing wrong in here.
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Watch.
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How do you do?
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And never mind making
Friends. Write that down.
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Don't make friends with pigeon.
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Plaster up hole,
Find pigeon new home.
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Mmm-hmm, I got it.
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That finishes up everything.
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We are not through yet.
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We'll finish the bedroom,
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We'll paint the house,
Shingle the roof,
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Fix the front porch,
Wallpaper the living room...
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Hold it.
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It would be easier to
Tear the house down
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And build a new one.
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Write that down, too.
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Lisa, do you realize
What that would cost?
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I'll get my suitcase.
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Honey, we've gotta
Get an architect...
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You... You... You can't just
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Just do a thing
Like that willy-nilly.
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Is this willy nilly a
Good architector?
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Willy-nilly is not a...
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Howdy doody.
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Look, will you be...
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We're gonna start
Plasterin' this morning.
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That's why we
Come over so early.
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So early?
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It's 4:00 in the afternoon.
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No. It's... Oh.
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How do you like that?
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Got my watch on upside down.
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Thought it was 5:45.
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I thought the morning
Kind of dragged.
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Well, if it's 4:00, it's time
For our coffee break.
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How would you like a
Permanent coffee break?
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Is he tryin' to
Tell us something?
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I don't know. He's
Very obscure at times.
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I'll put it more bluntly.
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You're fired.
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Oh.
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Ooh.
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Now look what you've
Done. You made ralph cry.
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No, I didn't.
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Don't cry, ralph darling.
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Mr. Douglas didn't mean it.
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I did mean it.
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Will you stop it?
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You've been on this
Bedroom for 9 months
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And you haven't
Done anything on it.
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We're gonna get an architect
To redo the whole house,
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We won't be needing you anymore.
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You mean it's all
Over between us?
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Yes.
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Just like that, huh?
Handshake, pat on the back,
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Gold watch and chain,
And we're out in the cold.
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I'm not giving you...
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Could I have a wristwatch?
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You can have nothing.
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Fine thing.
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After all the hard work
We've put in on this dump.
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If you had done
Any work on it at all,
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It wouldn't be a
Dump. I mean a, uh...
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Come on, ralph.
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Wait till mom
Hears we were fired,
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She'll hit us.
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She ought to hit him.
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He'd hit her back.
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Would you mind leaving?
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So long, mrs. Douglas.
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It was nice knowin' you.
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I'm sorry.
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Don't feel sorry for us.
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You've got your own troubles.
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Well, I hope you're
Proud of yourself.
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I've been very
Patient with them.
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Then why were
They always crying?
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Oh, they only cried a coup...
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You wanna get the
House fixed, don't you?
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Yes.
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Well, then, let me handle
It. Once I get an architect...
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You'll make him cry.
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I'll try not to, if I find one.
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Wonder if mr. Drucker knows
An architect around here.
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Sam, this here item
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Is guaranteed to
Triple your business.
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Haney, I'm not stockin'
Anymore of your items.
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You're makin' a mistake, sam.
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When your customers see these,
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They'll be climbin' over
The counter to get at 'em.
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You'll be amazed.
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Good morning,
Mr. Haney, mr. Drucker.
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Morning, mr. Douglas,
What can I do for you?
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Well. I...
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Mr. Douglas. What
Do you think of this?
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What is it?
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Notice the immediate
Customer interest.
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This is a genuine chicken
Foot backscratcher.
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Chicken foot...
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It comes in different lengths,
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Depending on how far
Down you wanna scratch.
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Haney, why don't you
Leave my customers alone?
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What did you want, mr. Douglas?
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Well, uh,
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I wonder if you could tell
Me where I could get a good...
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Oh, well, there ain't
Any around here,
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But there's one in pixley.
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Oh. Is he any good?
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Oh, he's one of the
Best architects...
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Architect.
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Mr. Drucker.
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I'm sorry, mr. Douglas.
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Mr. Douglas. You don't
Need to look any further.
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No, but I think I will.
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I'm not about to hire
You as an architect.
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I didn't mean me.
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I was thinking about
My cousin, frank lloyd.
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Frank lloyd? Right.
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He architected
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Some of the best-known
Structures in the country.
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I wouldn't care if he
Designed the u.N. Building.
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Oh, you've seen it.
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Come on, mr... Hey, mr. Drucker,
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What's the name of
This fellow in pixley?
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Dillwell pinkley.
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Dillwell pinkley.
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Well, I will say that there
Ain't nobody in the county
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That builds a better
Rabbit hutch than dillwell.
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Haney, stay out of this.
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What are you gonna
Build, mr. Douglas?
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We're gonna redo the
Whole house completely.
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You mean you're gonna
Make some changes
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In that historical old monument?
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Inside and out.
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That's like paintin' a
Mustache on the mona lisa.
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You can't do that.
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Mr. Haney, you're
Wasting your breath,
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The house belongs to me,
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I'm gonna do
What I want with it.
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Thank you very much. Thank
You, mr. Drucker. Goodbye.
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Don't do it, mr. Douglas.
Don't tamper with history.
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And now then, girls,
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Today, we're all
Goin' to pitch in
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And bake a pounds cake.
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But, alice, it's a
First time for me, too.
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Eleanor, can we count on you?
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All right.
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Now then, let me see,
Where do we start?
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Oh.
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Take 6 eggs. Now, girls,
That's your department.
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Go to work.
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Then we need a cup of
Milk and a pound of butter.
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Eleanor, which one do
You want to do first?
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All right, eleanor.
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Morning, mrs. Douglas.
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Oh, hello, mr. Kimball.
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Is mr. Douglas around?
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No, he's gone out to
Look for an architector.
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Oh. Is he having
Trouble with his back?
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No, that's a chirotector.
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I don't believe
That's right either.
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Well, I hope he gets better.
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Now, I'm sure he will.
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One cup, eleanor.
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We are making a cake.
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The girls are
Working on the eggs,
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And eleanor is taking care
Of the butter and the milk.
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One cup, eleanor.
Whenever you are ready.
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Mrs. Douglas,
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You don't get milk from
A cow by telling it to...
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One cup.
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I always thought you had to...
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But I guess you don't.
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Girls, how are you
Doin' with the eggs?
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Oh.
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1, 2, 3,
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4, 5, 6. Perfect.
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Now,
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Now we got to separate
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The whites from the jokes.
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Girls, do you do
That sort of work?
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Oh, no, they...
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How long has mr. Douglas'
Back been hurtin'?
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He didn't tell me
It was hurting him.
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Eleanor,
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We still need the butter.
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Moo when you're ready.
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Something wrong?
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Oh, no. I just, uh...
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Well, butter doesn't
Come directly from the...
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To get butter, you have to...
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Lisa!
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Hello, darling.
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Hi, mr. Douglas.
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Oh. Mr. Kimball.
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Oh, lisa, this...
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I was so worried about
You. How's your back?
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My back?
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Yeah. The other
Side of your front.
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There's nothing
Wrong with my back.
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Uh, lisa, this is mr. Pinkley.
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Mr. Pinkley. My wife.
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How do you do?
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Hello, there.
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Uh, this is mr. Kimball.
He's our county agent.
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Pinkley. Pink... Pinkley.
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Say, you're not related to...
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Oh, no, you couldn't
Be. He moved.
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Uh, lisa, mr. Pinkley's
An architect.
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Aren't you kind of young to be
Rebuilding such an old house?
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Well, uh...
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00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:04,299
It doesn't matter
How old you are.
261
00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:05,657
Of course not.
262
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,059
Like my grandfather
Used to always say,
263
00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:10,161
"Age is just how old you are."
264
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,531
Well, do you have any ideas?
265
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,832
About what?
266
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,179
I was talking to
Mr. Hinkley. Uh, pinkley.
267
00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:18,469
Hinkley pinkley,
268
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,471
Do you know a willy nilly?
269
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,573
Willy...
270
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,441
He's an archedetector, too.
271
00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:25,910
And a very good one.
272
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,623
You mean there really is a...
273
00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:30,949
Yes. William s. Nilly.
Married matilda ferguson.
274
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:33,651
Nice couple. Tilly
And willy nilly.
275
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:37,354
Uh, mr. Douglas, is there
Any particular style
276
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,123
You would like
Your house done in?
277
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,892
Yes. Did you ever see
278
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,138
The william randolph
Hearst castle?
279
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:44,273
That's what I want.
280
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,330
But not on a hill.
281
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:49,067
Uh, lisa, I explained
To mr. Pinkley
282
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:52,303
That what we wanted was a
Nice, comfortable farmhouse.
283
00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:55,339
Who asked you to
Explain anything?
284
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,408
Why don't we just
Let him walk around,
285
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,555
And look through the
House, make some sketches.
286
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,023
See what he comes up with, huh?
287
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,157
Go on, help yourself.
288
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:03,547
Thank you.
289
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:06,117
Well, if I can be of
Any help, mr. Douglas.
290
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,754
Oh, excuse me. I guess
Eleanor is finished.
291
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:14,993
If she comes back with a
Pound of butter, don't believe it.
292
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:21,099
How are you doing, mr. Pinkley?
293
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,635
Just finished the last sketch.
294
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:24,802
How do you like it?
295
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:27,238
Say, that's pretty
Good. What do you think?
296
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,074
Fine. Except for the color.
297
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,386
What's the matter with white?
298
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,022
There's no color to it.
299
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,846
I can paint it brown, or green,
300
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,781
Yellow, gray,
Any color you like.
301
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,282
I like fooshia.
302
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:39,851
"Fooshia"?
303
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:41,819
Uh, she means fuchsia.
304
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,454
Uh, that's what I said.
305
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,489
No, you said...
306
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,492
You don't paint a
House fooshia... Fuchsia.
307
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,028
We'll decide the color later.
308
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,296
Did you make any
Sketches of the interior?
309
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,898
Right over here.
310
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,701
I had, uh, such a wonderful
Time with the color.
311
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,606
This is the bedroom.
312
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,286
Oh, that's fine.
313
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:06,188
Where is the sooner batz?
314
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,244
"Sooner batz"?
315
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,446
Sauna bath.
316
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,949
That's what I said. Where is it?
317
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,351
Well, I could put it here...
318
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,954
Forget it. We don't need it.
Uh, what about the kitchen?
319
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,556
Oh, the kitchen. Yes, sir.
320
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,058
Here we are.
321
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:22,038
Oh, now, that has
A lot of charm.
322
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,022
Where is the butler's panties?
323
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,098
The butler's pantry.
324
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,133
That's what I said.
325
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,835
Where is it?
326
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,671
Uh, lisa, this is just
A simple farmhouse.
327
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,707
Could we see the living room?
328
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,241
Here we are.
329
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,811
Oh, the window is
Stuck out too far.
330
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,545
That is a bay window.
331
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,081
Well, that's silly.
332
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:45,389
We can't see the bay from here.
333
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,685
Next sketch.
334
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,321
Bathroom.
335
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:51,889
Oh, that's fine.
336
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,991
I wanted a shrunken tub.
337
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,493
Is this tub too large?
338
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,430
No, shrunken, into the ground.
339
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,699
We'll shrunk it
Down into the ground.
340
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,401
How much is this whole
Thing going to cost?
341
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,470
Well, uh,
342
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,338
I'll have to go
Back to the office
343
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,973
And do a little figuring.
344
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,058
Well, you're going to have to do
345
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,615
A lot more figuring than this.
346
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,321
Well, that's more like it.
347
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,023
Good, then I can go ahead.
348
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,225
Right away.
349
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:29,071
I'll draw up the
Blueprints, get the permit.
350
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,840
Oh, by the way, do you
Have a contractor?
351
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:32,029
No, we haven't.
352
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,138
How about the monroe brothers?
353
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,733
We don't have a contractor.
354
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:38,335
Well, there is eli boone,
I've worked with him.
355
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:39,703
He has a very efficient crew.
356
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:40,905
Get him.
357
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,417
When are you goin' to start?
358
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,408
It'll be a few weeks
Yet. I'll let you know.
359
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,542
Thank you very much.
360
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,478
I'm sure you'll like
What we're gonna do.
361
00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:49,291
Oh, I know we will. Thank you.
362
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:50,315
Bye.
363
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,418
Well, you happy?
364
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:55,719
Yes.
365
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:58,722
Mr. Douglas!
366
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,091
Eb, how many times...
367
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,993
Mr. Douglas, where
The architect?
368
00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:03,272
He left.
369
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,595
Doggone it.
370
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:05,897
I wanted to show him
371
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,365
How I wanted my room
Fixed up into a bachelor pad.
372
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:09,434
What?
373
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,068
Got the idea from a magazine.
374
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,905
You know, the one that has a
Girl in the center that unfolds.
375
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,208
Uh, what girl
Unfolds in the center?
376
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,411
You would have to see
The magazine to understand.
377
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,379
I want a real modern job
378
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,982
Where everything
Works by pushbuttons.
379
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:28,152
Eb, all we're gonna
Do is paint your room.
380
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:31,222
You ain't even gonna reframe
My picture of hoot gibson?
381
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,456
No.
382
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,859
Just for that I ain't
Gonna let you adopt me.
383
00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:35,938
Look, I...
384
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,695
Don't call me son anymore.
385
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:38,803
I never...
386
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,965
I want my father
To be a swinger.
387
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:43,634
Keep that up, I'll
Start swinging.
388
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,937
Well, back to tobacco road west.
389
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:50,507
Darling, you ought to
Do something nice for eb.
390
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,576
I did. I didn't fire him.
391
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,261
Yeah, fine, mr. Pinkley.
392
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:00,651
Yes, we'll expect you.
393
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,253
Uh, lisa!
394
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,754
What's the matter?
395
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,923
They're starting
Tomorrow at 6:00...
396
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:10,361
He's so excitable.
397
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,200
Lisa.
398
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,535
Lisa, wake up. Listen.
399
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:20,004
What's the matter?
400
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,340
It's nice and quiet.
401
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:23,853
Yeah, but it's not
Supposed to be.
402
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,088
They said they'd start
At 6:00, it's almost 8:00.
403
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,356
I'll see your dime
404
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,858
And I'll raise you another dime.
405
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,248
Who's that?
406
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,560
Deal the cards.
407
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,084
It's deal the cards.
408
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,215
What the...
409
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,006
Oh, good morning,
Are you mr. Douglas?
410
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,007
Yes, I am.
411
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,942
Well, I'm eli boone,
Your contractor.
412
00:17:58,011 --> 00:17:59,410
Uh, I'll see you a dime
413
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:01,512
And I'll raise you another dime.
414
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,481
Uh, mr. Boone. I'm not
Paying you to play cards.
415
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:05,983
Why aren't you working?
416
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,897
My men won' t
Cross the picket line.
417
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,001
What picket line?
418
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:10,388
Good mornin'.
419
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:12,123
Howdy doody.
420
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,337
What do you two
Think you're doing?
421
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:17,639
You can't... Hello,
Alf and ralph.
422
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,630
Oliver, why are you a fink?
423
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,199
'cause he hired another
Crew to work on our bedroom.
424
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,801
Oh, that's why you're a fink.
425
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,304
I have a right to
Hire anybody I want.
426
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,839
Well, sure you can. But they
Won't cross our picket line.
427
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,752
Not until you negotiate with us.
428
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,277
I am not negotiating.
429
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,878
You hear that uncle eli?
430
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,214
Ok, everybody on the truck.
431
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,716
Hey, wait a minute.
432
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,485
You wanna negotiate? No.
433
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,794
See you, uncle eli.
434
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,870
Uh, h-hold it.
435
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,693
What do you fellas want?
436
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,329
We want a raise.
437
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:53,197
You're not getting a raise.
438
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,565
So long, uncle eli.
439
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:57,969
Come back, uncle eli.
440
00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,881
He won't come back
Till we get our raise.
441
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,974
Oliver, don't be a fink.
Give them what they want.
442
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,042
I am not a fink.
443
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,111
I'll give you...
444
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:08,579
It's not enough.
445
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,247
We want $1.50 an hour.
446
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:12,850
Ok.
447
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,818
He wants $1.50 an hour.
448
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,721
I want $1.75.
449
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,157
You'll take $1.50
And that's final.
450
00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:21,692
Why don't you give them $2?
451
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,826
$2?
452
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,135
We'll take it.
453
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,163
You'll take $1.50.
454
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,498
It's a deal.
455
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:29,606
You wanna seal it with a kiss?
456
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,303
No, I...
457
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,770
Just call your uncle back.
458
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,951
We'll have him here,
First thing in the morning.
459
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,308
Well, so long.
460
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,553
Where are you going?
461
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,944
Going to town to
Celebrate our new contract.
462
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:43,521
Keep walking.
463
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:51,755
Oliver. Oliver.
464
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,358
Do you remember the noise
We didn't hear yesterday?
465
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,471
What? The...
466
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,594
We're not hearing
It again today.
467
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,364
It's 7:30.
468
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,777
They're supposed
To start at 6:00.
469
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:03,967
Oh!
470
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,539
Morning, mr. Douglas.
471
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,219
Well, who's picketing
This morning?
472
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:11,575
Him.
473
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:12,644
Mornin'.
474
00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:16,958
Mr. Haney. What are you...
475
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:20,051
Is your name oliver
Wendell douglas?
476
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,263
Well, you know it is.
477
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,087
Just wanna make it official
478
00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:26,323
So as I can present
You with this injunction.
479
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,569
Injunction!
480
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,593
Ok, everybody on the truck.
481
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,229
Thanks, cousin eli.
482
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:33,630
Cousin!
483
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,132
What is this injunction?
484
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,022
Hold it.
485
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:44,208
That there is an injunction
For you to cease and desist
486
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:47,811
Demolishing this
Historical landmark.
487
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,200
Oh, what are you talking...
488
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,917
Mr. Boone!
489
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:57,121
Mr. Haney. What is this nonsense
About a historical landmark?
490
00:20:57,190 --> 00:21:00,791
Mr. Douglas, this happens
To be the humble birthplace
491
00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:02,193
Of a great man.
492
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,728
And I can't allow
You to unhumble it.
493
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,064
What great man?
494
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:10,434
Rutherford b. Skrug.
Our first governor
495
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,704
And the man after who
This great state was named.
496
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,073
Skrug?
497
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,053
This isn't the state of skrug.
498
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,643
Well, it's not anymore.
499
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:23,147
They changed it after governor
Skrug was elected president.
500
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:25,749
Of the united states?
501
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:29,086
Well, it wasn't called
That in them days.
502
00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:31,822
Come on. I don't
Believe a word of it.
503
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:34,158
Well, then, I'll just
Have to show you.
504
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:44,034
There you are.
505
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,703
"Birthplace of
Rutherford b. Skrug
506
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:49,540
Founder of this great state"?
507
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:52,243
Kind of gives you
Goosebumps, don't it?
508
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,777
Mr. Haney.
509
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,212
I had it covered
510
00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:58,182
When I owned this
Historical old monument.
511
00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:01,852
Elsewise, the tourists would've
Been swarming all over the place.
512
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,720
Oh.
513
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:06,457
Oliver. Oliver. Where
Are the workmen?
514
00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:09,426
They left. Mr. Haney
Has got an injunction.
515
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:13,430
Well, if it's contagious, you shouldn't
Be standing close to him, either.
516
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,101
That's a legal document to
Keep you from tearing down
517
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,704
This historical landmark.
518
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:23,340
You... You mean we
Can't do nothing to it?
519
00:22:23,409 --> 00:22:24,775
Well, I didn't say that.
520
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,744
I'm sure that my uncle,
"Landmark" haney,
521
00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:29,653
He's the judge who issued that,
522
00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:32,383
He'll be glad to forget it
523
00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:36,353
If'n you was to hire a
Historical monument architect
524
00:22:36,422 --> 00:22:37,788
To redo it.
525
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:40,023
Like my cousin frank lloyd.
526
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:41,392
That's blackmail.
527
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,561
As practiced by
Rutherford skrug,
528
00:22:43,629 --> 00:22:45,629
The founder of
Our great state...
529
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:47,998
You can forget it.
530
00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:50,379
Rather than hire your cousin,
I'll leave the place as it is.
531
00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:52,936
You want me to help
You pack, mrs. Douglas?
532
00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:54,905
I'm not going anywhere.
533
00:22:54,973 --> 00:22:56,073
Lisa.
534
00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:58,353
You are my husband
And I'm your wife.
535
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,245
And if somebody tries to do
Something against my husband,
536
00:23:01,314 --> 00:23:03,392
They'll also try to do
Something against your wife.
537
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:04,881
Which is me.
538
00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:07,996
Now, mr. Haney, you can
Tell this to all your relatives.
539
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:09,964
And if you forget,
Then remember this,
540
00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:13,457
That I am staying, and
You're going. Goodbye.
541
00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:15,693
Mr. Douglas,
You're to be envied.
542
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:18,262
Not only do you
Have a wife like that,
543
00:23:18,331 --> 00:23:20,130
But you're privileged to live
544
00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:23,066
In rutherford skrug's
Unretouched birthplace.
545
00:23:26,004 --> 00:23:27,037
Oliver,
546
00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:28,872
Why is it that every time I say
547
00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:31,508
I'll go back to new york
Unless you fix up this place,
548
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,977
I never go and you never fix it?
549
00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:37,214
Well, it's... It's a privilege
To live in a place like this.
550
00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:38,716
This is part of america.
551
00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:40,784
One of the worst parts.
552
00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:42,185
Look at it this way.
553
00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:45,389
I like it better where I
Leave with the suitcases.
554
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:49,025
We're living in a
Historical monument.
555
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,962
I don't want to live in
A hysterical manumont.
556
00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:53,163
Lisa.
557
00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:55,198
Would you mind getting
Me some coffee pots?
558
00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:57,579
Lisa, rebuilding
This place would be
559
00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:59,703
Like fixing the crack
In the liberty bell.
560
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,373
It would be like making a
Motel out of mount vernon.
561
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,809
There are places that should be left...
What's the matter with this cupboard?
562
00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:07,021
What are you trying to do?
563
00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:08,679
Open it!
564
00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:10,947
Why didn't you
Say so? It's simple.
565
00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:26,897
Lisa.
566
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:29,900
If the pigeon can be happy
Living here, why can't you?
567
00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:32,670
I'm sorry, darling.
568
00:24:32,738 --> 00:24:35,839
I guess I have to learn to
Take the bitter with the better.
569
00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:37,541
You're a good kid.
570
00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:40,977
Only not in front of the pigeon.
571
00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:44,576
Excuse us.
572
00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:27,603
this has been a filmways
Presentation, darling.
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