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♪ green acres is
The place to be ♪
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♪ farm livin' is
The life for me ♪
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♪ land spreadin'
Out so far and wide ♪
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♪ keep manhattan, just
Give me that countryside ♪
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♪ new york is where
I'd rather stay ♪
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♪ I get allergic smelling hay ♪
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♪ I just adore a
Penthouse view ♪
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♪ darling, I love you,
But give me park avenue ♪
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♪ the chores ♪
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♪ the stores ♪
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♪ fresh air ♪
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♪ times square ♪
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♪ you are my wife ♪
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♪ goodbye, city life ♪
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♪ green acres, we are there ♪
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Darling. Darling, wake up.
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What's the matter?
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There's somebody
Whistling up our pole.
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It's probably a bird.
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Wearing a brown suit?
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Somebody's using our phone.
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The monroe brothers were
Supposed to fix this door!
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Well, they're going to
When they come today.
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They better.
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Mr. Haney!
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Morning, mr. Douglas.
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Did you see a pair of pliers?
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Yeah, you dropped
Them on my head!
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Any idea where they bounced?
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What are you doing up there?
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Uh, disconnecting your phone.
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Leave that alone! Come
On, get down out of there!
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Darling, who was it?
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Oh! Hello, mr. Haney.
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Good morning, mrs. Douglas.
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What do you want
For breakfast, darling?
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Oh, anything at all.
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She's not talking to you.
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Darling, he can stay.
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Thank you.
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I'll cook some hotcakes.
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On second thought, I just
Remembered a previous appointment.
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Uh, me, too.
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You'll stay.
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Where do you think you're going?
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Oh.
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My card.
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Haney collection service?
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Mr. Douglas,
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You ain't paid your
Phone bill in 3 months.
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And the hooterville phone
Company have turned it over to me
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With orders to
Collect or disconnect.
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You are neither collecting
Nor disconnecting.
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A year ago the phone company
Put a phone in my kitchen.
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They're supposed to run a wire
From the pole into the telephone,
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And until they do I
Am not paying the bill.
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Mr. Douglas, I'm
Surprised at you.
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You don't look like
The kind of man to me
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That would raise a fuss
About a paltry $928 phone bill.
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It is not the money,
It's the prin... $928?
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The service costs $2.85 a month.
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For 3 months that's...
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Well, now, you made
A few toll calls.
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Oh, I did? To where?
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Paris, france,
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Rome, italy, vienna, austria.
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I never called...
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Uh, lisa.
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Yes, darling.
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Did you call anyone in paris?
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oui.
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How about rome?
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si.
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Vienna?
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ja.
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I'll take a check as
Long as it's certified.
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You are not getting anything.
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You tell the phone company that I
Want that wire run into the house.
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And if I don't get it, I'm
Gonna take their case
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Before the public
Utilities commission
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To see why a company
That is run so inefficiently,
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Should not have its
Franchise revoked.
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I'll give 'em your message.
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Just before I snip the wire.
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Off!
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Mr. Douglas, I wish
You wouldn't do that.
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It ain't good for the dignity of
The hooterville telephone company.
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Or my pants, either.
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Get off of my property!
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The hooterville telephone...
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Off!
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And you tell that company, if
They are looking for a fight,
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I'm just the fellow
That can give it to 'em!
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Look, all those calls to
Europe. Who did you call in paris?
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Your mother in new york.
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What?
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But except it was a mistake. I had
Trouble with the gidget dialing system.
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Digit.
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Oh, gidget, digit gadget.
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Anyway, I dialed your
Mother in new york,
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And this woman answered
And she said it was paris, france,
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So I thought as long as I go that
Far, I might as well talk to pierre.
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Who's pierre?
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The famous chef. Except he
Wasn't there, he was in rome.
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And you called rome?
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si.
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Lisa, 900...
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Mornin'.
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Breakfast ready? Yes.
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Well, let's have the
Hotcakes and get it over with.
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We're not having any
Hotcakes this morning.
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No hotcakes?
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I made something different.
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Hey, wonderful.
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Let's not go off half-cocked
Till we get a look at it.
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Knock it off. Anything's
Better than the hotcakes.
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Here we are.
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Any hotcakes left
Over from yesterday?
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You don't like it?
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I don't know. What is it?
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Well, what does it look like?
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It looks like a boa
Constrictor with lumps.
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That's the last time I ever
Cook you a spanish omelet.
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That's a spanish omelet?
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si.
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Can't you tell?
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That is an onion, that is a
Tomato, and that's a green pepper.
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Lisa.
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You're supposed to chop 'em up.
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Well, pierre didn't tell me that
When I finally talked to him in vienna.
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Vienna!
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ja.
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Lisa, when are you
Gonna learn to cook?
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Don't yell at me.
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I'm not yelling at you.
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Sounds like yelling to me.
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You stay outta this.
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Now you're yelling at
Eb. You yelled at mr. Haney.
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Is that why he hit
You in the nose?
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I bumped into a pole.
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Anyway, it's time I started
Yelling around here.
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I bought this place
To do a little farming.
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I spend my time tryin' to fix up
The house, get the electricity on,
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The water on, I never
Have any time in the fields.
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That's lucky for the fields.
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Touche!
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Don't you touche me.
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6 months ago, I asked you
To fix the roof on the barn.
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You didn't tell me to do it.
You told the monroe brothers.
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Well, come on, ralph. Get out.
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I'm not moving.
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Ow!
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Oh, there you are.
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Uh-oh, it's the hothead.
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It's 8:00.
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Are you two planning on
Doing only a half a day's work?
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I'm ready, but ralph's
Havin' a psychological crisis.
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What's the matter with her?
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She had a date with mr. Kimball,
And he stood her up last night.
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So he stood her up.
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This is the 8th time.
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That's all I need today,
A crying lady carpenter.
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We monroe's are very emotional.
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Yeah, yes, I'm not
Interested. Now, ralph.
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Uh, we all have our
Disappointments.
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Now, a little work is gonna
Take your mind off things.
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Here, come on, get out.
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Ooh!
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Me, too.
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Ooh, if there were any other
Carpenters in hooterville.
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Kinda gives us the upper hand.
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There's nothing to
Keep you from working.
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I'll be lonesome by
Myself. Cry a little.
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Not you.
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Darling, why did you hit ralph?
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I didn't hit ralph.
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I just told her she should get
Out of the car and do a day's work.
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I'm not gonna do it!
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Oh, ralph, darling. What's
The matter? Come out.
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Men.
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Oh, them.
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They're always standing me up.
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What's wrong with me?
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Nobody wants me.
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I'm never gonna get married.
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Oh, now, that's silly.
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Surely there'll be
Somebody that'll marry you.
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Would you marry me?
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Well, uh...
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See? I've lost another one.
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If you had gotten to him
First, you could have had him.
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He was easy.
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What do you mean I was easy?
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I know why men don't want me.
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They don't think
Of me as a woman.
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To other women,
They sing love songs.
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To me they sing, for
He's a jolly good fellow.
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There is nothing wrong with you
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That a little work
Wouldn't fix up.
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There's nothing wrong with our
Bedroom that a little work wouldn't fix.
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Mrs. Douglas, if you could
Show me how to be feminine,
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I'd do anything.
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Would you fix the bedroom?
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Anything.
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Show her how.
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Uh, but don't take
More than half an hour.
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Ok, I think we better
Start with the makeup first.
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Oh, couldn't we start with
The clothes? I like this one.
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It doesn't match your eyes.
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Matches one of 'em.
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Stop it. Come on.
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Now, we start with the
Makeup. Come on, sit down.
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Well, this we don't need.
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And let's see.
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Is there any hope?
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Yeah, they're inventing
New miracle drugs every day.
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I'm gonna belt
You right in the...
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Don't let him upset
You. Come on, sit down.
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Alf, I think you
Better wait outside.
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What are you doing here? Aren't
You supposed to be fixing the bedroom?
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I've been evicted. Ralph's trying
On some of your wife's dresses.
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Oh, for the love of...
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Mr. Douglas?
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No, I'm the carpenter.
That's mr. Douglas.
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Yes, uh, something
I can do for you?
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Haney was right, you
Do look like a sorehead.
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I beg your pardon?
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Well, you made such a
Fuss, I had to leave my plowin'
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And get all dressed
Up to come over here.
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Who are you?
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I'm the chairman
Of the board of the
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Hooterville phone
Company. My name is trendell.
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Oh, well, hello.
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Finally, we're getting
Some action around here.
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00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,024
Well, I can't promise nothing.
237
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You may have a
Legitimate complaint.
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Then again, you may
Be another crackpot.
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I have a legitimate
Complaint. That!
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Oh, you don't like the
Color of the phone, uh?
241
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Yes, I like the color...
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How'd you wangle one of our pole
Phones? We got a waiting line for them.
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All I want from you is for you
To get the phone inside the house.
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00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,482
Well, we don't put that
Kind of a phone inside houses.
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I've got a phone
Inside the house.
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Then what are you raising
Such a ruckus about?
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Come on, I'll show you.
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You'd better not go
In there, mr. Douglas.
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Oh. Oh, yes, ralph is trying
On some of my wife's dresses.
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00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:02,654
Ralph?
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00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,023
Uh, ralph monroe. The carpenter.
252
00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,802
I thought he was the carpenter.
253
00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:08,760
No, ralph's my brother.
254
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:11,328
My wife is trying to
Make a lady out of him.
255
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,899
Uh, it, uh...
256
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:19,771
Mr. Kimball stood ralph up last night
And ralph's been crying ever since.
257
00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:22,373
Ple... Please, stay out of this.
258
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:25,810
Ralph is her brother, I
Mean, uh, no, she's his, uh...
259
00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:30,582
Come on, I'll show
You the phone.
260
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:36,546
Finally gonna run a line from
The telephone pole into the kitchen.
261
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:39,234
The man'll be here in a day
Or two. We're making progress.
262
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,136
All we gotta do is
Worry about the bedroom.
263
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,405
How are we doing with,
Uh, with ralph? Where is she?
264
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,229
She's taking a bubble bath.
265
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,398
A bubble bath?
266
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:51,970
Well, beauty is skin-deep,
And hers needed a few bubbles.
267
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:53,749
I thought all you
Were gonna do is
268
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,851
Slap a little makeup
On her, put a dress on...
269
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,875
Darling, there's more
To being a woman than
270
00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,478
Slapping on some makeup
And putting on a dress.
271
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:03,247
I have to teach her
How to walk, how to act.
272
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,850
So that mr. Kimball will
Get attracted to her.
273
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,486
Couldn't you just spray
Her with something?
274
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:09,654
Oliver!
275
00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:12,056
Well, I want to get
The bedroom finished.
276
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,926
How long is it going to take
To get ralph into any kind of...
277
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:17,261
Let me put it another way.
278
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,831
Take an hour and a half.
279
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:22,500
Darling, ralph asked me
To help her, and I'm going to.
280
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:25,347
And it's going to take a
Little longer than I thought.
281
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:28,940
Now, do you mind if she
Moves in for a couple of days?
282
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,376
All right, let her move in.
283
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,745
Oh, thank you.
284
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,579
I'll help you pack.
285
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,448
Pack?
286
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,717
Where am I going?
287
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,430
Darling, we only
Have one bedroom,
288
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,454
So ralph has to
Sleep with me and...
289
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,323
And you can sleep
With eb above the barn.
290
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:49,127
I'm gonna sleep in
The barn with eb?
291
00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:54,165
Welcome aboard,
Mr. Douglas. Yeah.
292
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:56,433
You can have that
Side. Huh? Oh, thanks.
293
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,269
A couple of things
I ought to tell you.
294
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,171
What... Ooh!
295
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:02,306
That's one of 'em.
296
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,146
That's the other thing I
Wanted to tell you about.
297
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,181
Never turn your back on eloise.
298
00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:12,050
Then get rid of her.
299
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,851
Get in your sleeping bag.
300
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,026
You wanna read?
301
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,128
No, I wanna go to sleep.
302
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,566
Turn out the light.
303
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,201
It's your turn.
304
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,403
What?
305
00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:35,439
I sleep here all the
Time. You just got here.
306
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:50,621
Mr. Douglas? Mr. Douglas?
307
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,966
Doggone, he sure
Went to sleep fast.
308
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,973
Lisa? Lisa. I...
309
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:12,610
Shh. You're disturbing
Ralph's beauty sleep.
310
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:15,179
She could sleep for 6
Years, it wouldn't make any...
311
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,815
Darling, what's the matter
With you? You're so grumpy.
312
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:19,450
Didn't you sleep well?
313
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,764
I don't know, I was
Unconscious most of the time.
314
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:22,954
What?
315
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:24,466
Oh, I bumped my head on the...
316
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,423
Oh, you poor darling.
317
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,204
Take a nice cold shower
And you'll feel better.
318
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,539
Yes, I feel better already.
319
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:51,015
Hey, who's in here?
320
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,717
Me. I'm taking a bubble bath.
321
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,721
Is she gonna bubble everyday?
322
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,056
Mmm-hmm.
323
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:03,939
Go on, darling.
324
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,831
No, I am not going to
Sleep up there again.
325
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,878
But it's only for
A few more nights.
326
00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:10,301
A few more nights?
327
00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:12,837
All right, all right.
Just one more night.
328
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,872
Good night.
329
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:20,411
Uh-uh-uh, up the ladder.
330
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:39,297
The least he could've done was
Turn the light off before he left.
331
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,547
Ow! Oh, I'm sorry, darling.
332
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:48,306
Well, careful. I
Think it's sprained.
333
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:51,175
I... I don't understand
How you hurt your wrist,
334
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,487
When you fell on your head.
335
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,611
I didn't fall on my head.
336
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,192
Well, there's a
Big bump up there.
337
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,748
That's from the first night.
338
00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,017
Then you must be much
More careful tonight.
339
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:04,722
Lisa, I have slept up
There for the last night.
340
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:07,558
Look, all she wants is a
Date with kimball, right?
341
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:08,666
Right.
342
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,561
All right. Tell
Her she's got it.
343
00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:13,197
I promise. I'll deliver
Him to her personally.
344
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,632
But she isn't ready for him yet.
345
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,802
She's as ready
As she'll ever be.
346
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,339
Just put her together in
Some kind of a tidy package
347
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:23,507
That won't fall apart
For a couple of hours
348
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,043
And let nature take its course.
349
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,778
Ahh! Ow!
350
00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:40,591
Ah!
351
00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:43,294
Mr. Douglas. This is a surprise.
352
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,662
Well, it's not
Exactly a surprise.
353
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,743
Nobody sang happy
Birthday or anything.
354
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:52,003
Well, mr. Kimball,
I have a problem.
355
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,406
Yes, you do. There were
3 tomatoes on that chair.
356
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:58,509
What happened to 'em?
No, that was yesterday.
357
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,411
Or was it an eggplant?
358
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:02,280
Mr. Kimball.
359
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,415
I need your help.
360
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:06,384
That's why I'm here.
361
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,052
It's a personal problem.
362
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,320
Oh.
363
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,656
How long you been drinking?
364
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:15,159
It's not a drinking problem.
365
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,773
Oh, well, I noticed
That your nose was red
366
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,597
Oh, well, I... I
Bumped into a pole.
367
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,533
How'd you hurt your wrist?
368
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,447
I rolled out of bed and fell
Out of the loft in the barn.
369
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:28,105
And you don't think you
Have a drinking problem?
370
00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:30,607
I don't have a drinking problem!
371
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:33,177
Uh, look, let me
Put it this way.
372
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,479
How would you like to
Come to dinner tonight?
373
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,315
Oh, that's very nice of you.
374
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,616
Yeah, there's nothing
Like a home-cooked meal.
375
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:42,519
And mrs. Douglas
Is a wonderful...
376
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,855
Can I come over after dinner?
377
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,491
Ah, if it's the hotcakes
You are worried about,
378
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,827
Mrs. Douglas has learned
To cook something else.
379
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:51,028
What?
380
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,431
How does a spanish
Omelet strike you?
381
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:56,659
Gee, I... I don't know, I've
Never been struck with one.
382
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:59,370
Oh, you mean would I like a...
383
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:02,440
Oh, yes, uh, it's better
Than going home for dinner.
384
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:04,175
You see, every night
When I get there,
385
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:06,777
Ralph is waiting for me
At the front gate and well,
386
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,612
Kinda kills my appetite.
387
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,681
Uh, shall we say 6:00?
388
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:13,517
6:00 would be fine. What night?
389
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,885
Tonight.
390
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:17,388
Oh, I better make
A note of that.
391
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,723
Tonight.
392
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:27,631
Whose house? Oh, well, I suppose
I'll find out when I get there.
393
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,301
Just to be on the safe
Side, I'll pick you up.
394
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:35,406
There you are.
395
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,208
Now, open your eyes.
396
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,479
Both of them.
397
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:42,813
This one's stuck.
398
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,016
Well, give it a little push.
399
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,687
Oh, look at me.
400
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,390
I'm beautiful!
401
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:56,093
Well, we have to fix your hair,
And... And get you a right dress.
402
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,839
You think hankie will like me?
403
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,630
Oh, of course he'll like you.
404
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,576
You think he'll propose to me?
405
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,735
Well, that's a different matter.
For that we need another fellow.
406
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,370
But it's him I adore.
407
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,473
I know, but we need another
Fellow for the come on.
408
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,841
I don't understand.
409
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,544
Well, you see, every man
Wants what the other man has.
410
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:16,080
Now, if nobody wants you,
Why should mr. Kimball?
411
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:18,082
But if there was another
Man that wanted you,
412
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:20,918
Then he would want you, too,
Because that's the way men work.
413
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:22,653
Oh, to make him jealous.
414
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,222
Well, that will be the
Ideal way to catch him.
415
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:28,392
Yes, but where are we
Going to find another man?
416
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,106
Oh, gosh! Is that hankie?
417
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,430
No-no, don't panic.
418
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,003
Yes?
419
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,317
I'm from the phone company.
I'm here to run a line from...
420
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:43,752
Are you married? No, ma'am.
421
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,954
I have to put this line...
Then you'll stay for dinner.
422
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,145
But I just came to put
The... What's your name?
423
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,646
Tom blackwell, but I...
424
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:52,216
Give me your things, you can
Wash up on the back porch.
425
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:56,687
Well, sir, come
Right in, mr. Kimball.
426
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,655
Make yourself to home.
427
00:20:59,192 --> 00:21:00,624
Anyway...
428
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,293
Uh, how do you do?
429
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:04,128
Oh, how do you do?
430
00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:05,929
Oh, I'm tom blackwell.
431
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,364
Oh. I'm oliver douglas.
432
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,544
Oh, mr. Douglas. Your...
433
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:09,866
Hello, mr. Kimball.
434
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,180
How are you, mrs. Douglas?
435
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:13,003
I'm fine. Uh, have you
Met mr. Blackwell?
436
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,105
Well, I've...
437
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,939
Mr. Blackwell,
This is mr. Kimball.
438
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,874
And mr. Kimball,
This is mr. Blackwell.
439
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,009
Dinner is ready.
440
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,378
Oh, after you, mr. Uh, uh...
441
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,679
Blackwell.
442
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,017
Who's that?
443
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,952
That's mr. Blackwell.
444
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,401
Oh, mr. Kimball, you sit there.
445
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:35,192
And mr. Blackwell,
You sit there.
446
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:37,228
Oh, darling, you
And I are eating out.
447
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,362
What? You and I...
448
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,275
Would you please
Light the candles?
449
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,865
Would you mind telling me...
450
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:44,294
I can't see. Turn on the light.
451
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:49,940
Where did you come from?
452
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:52,309
I was hiding behind the door.
453
00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:53,810
Say, have I...
454
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:55,112
Your voice sounds...
455
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,348
Howdy doody, hankie.
456
00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:59,116
Oh, boy.
457
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:02,286
Tom, may I present your
Girlfriend, miss monroe.
458
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,322
How do you do?
459
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:11,295
Uh, mrs. Douglas I...
460
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,342
Oh, she's your girlfriend.
461
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,432
Now, don't be
Jealous, mr. Kimball.
462
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,100
Jealous?
463
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,969
Congratulations, old man.
464
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,639
Well, not congratulations.
465
00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:23,073
Look, I just came to...
466
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:24,486
A-are you trying to make him...
467
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:27,778
Darling, uh, wait
In the car outside.
468
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:31,048
Look. Look what your
Boyfriend tom brought you.
469
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:33,350
Oh, they're beautiful.
470
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,638
Too bad she can't accept them,
471
00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,728
Because she's
Engaged to mr. Kimball
472
00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:48,065
Engaged? Oh, congratulations.
473
00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:50,167
Now you can finish the bedroom.
474
00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,636
Engaged? Who's engaged?
475
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,538
I guess we are.
476
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:56,840
I thought you'd never ask me.
477
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:59,243
I never did.
478
00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:01,778
At least I don't think I...
479
00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:03,647
No, I didn't!
480
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,382
Sit down, mr. Kimball.
481
00:23:05,451 --> 00:23:07,796
If you don't want to marry
Her, mr. Blackwell will.
482
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:10,020
Won't you, mr. Blackwell?
483
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,055
Where did he go?
484
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:14,057
Where do you think he went?
485
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:17,328
Uh, gee, I'm sorry, but
I have to be going, too.
486
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,698
I just remembered I, uh, have to
Take my grandmother to a taxidermist.
487
00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:22,132
Or is it my grandfather?
488
00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:24,535
Well, whoever it
Is. Uh, good night.
489
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,470
Mr. Kimball.
490
00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:38,716
Now, look what you did.
491
00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:39,883
I did?
492
00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:41,430
Well, I told you
She wasn't ready.
493
00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:43,098
That she needed some more work.
494
00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:45,055
Well, all right. Work on her.
495
00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:47,258
But tonight I'm
Sleeping in my own bed.
496
00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:49,571
Ow!
497
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,362
Oliver, what happened?
498
00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:57,312
Oh, darling. Darling, what
Are you doing down here?
499
00:23:57,336 --> 00:24:00,437
Oh, I tripped over
This stupid tool kit.
500
00:24:00,506 --> 00:24:03,507
Now, who left a thing
Like that around here?
501
00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:06,755
Uh, mr. Blackwell. There must
Be some wire around here, too.
502
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:09,813
He was going to install the
Phone from the pole to the kitchen.
503
00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:11,915
He was from the phone...
504
00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:13,817
He was going to put it...
505
00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:16,219
Oh... Oh, mr. Blackwell!
Mr. Blackwell!
506
00:24:18,824 --> 00:24:20,491
Well,
507
00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:23,560
Guess I'll just have to go through
Life being a single lady carpenter.
508
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Oh, no, you won't.
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Yes, I will.
510
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Well, thanks for all your help.
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Here's your eyelashes.
512
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And here's your dress.
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this has been a filmways
Presentation, darling.
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