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♪ green acres is
The place to be ♪
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♪ farm livin' is
The life for me ♪
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♪ land spreadin'
Out so far and wide ♪
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♪ keep manhattan, just
Give me that countryside ♪
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♪ new york is where
I'd rather stay ♪
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♪ I get allergic smelling hay ♪
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♪ I just adore a
Penthouse view ♪
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♪ darling, I love you,
But give me park avenue ♪
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♪ the chores ♪
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♪ the stores ♪
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♪ fresh air ♪
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♪ times square ♪
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♪ you are my wife ♪
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♪ goodbye, city life ♪
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♪ green acres, we are there ♪
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Can I take my
Shower yet, willie?
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Not yet, haney. I ain't finished
Connecting the pipe to the pump.
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Are you sure
There's water there?
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Since my other
Well run dry, I just...
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Look.
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That ain't moxie down there.
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You better be right.
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Look, I didn't make
My reputation
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Witchin' up dust holes.
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It won't be more
Than a half-hour
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Before you'll be a-singin',
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A-soapin', and a-showerin'.
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Darling, are you
Ready for breakfast?
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No, I haven't taken
My shower yet.
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Oh, well, how would you
Like to have your hot cakes?
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In a restaurant.
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Oh, it's going to be
One of those days,
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When you wake up in
The morning being nasty,
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Then as the day goes
On you get worse,
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Then at night you want
To kiss and make up.
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And what's wrong with that?
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Couldn't we start the
Morning with the make up?
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All right.
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We're friends?
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What else could we
Be with a kiss like that?
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Lisa, be a good girl now, and
When I yell, you turn the water on.
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Oh, how about breakfast?
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Why I was hoping
You'd forgotten that.
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You're asking for
Another make up.
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Lisa, turn the
Water on when I yell.
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Eb!
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Morning, mr. Douglas.
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What do you think you're doing?
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I'm gonna take a shower.
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I was here first.
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Got any witnesses? Out!
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That's the trouble
With you americans,
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You come to a foreign
Country and you think you own it.
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Out!
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Lisa!
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Turn on the water.
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Ok to turn on the water, willie?
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Let her go.
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Lisa.
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Lisa? What's the matter?
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What did you turn
The water off for?
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I didn't turn it off, it turned
Off in the kitchen, too.
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Maybe it's the pump.
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Mr. Haney had
Trouble with it once.
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Oh!
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Where is it?
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Somewhere under the house.
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You know where? Nope.
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Mr. Haney was very
Closed-mouthed about his pump.
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Well, gotta crawl
Underneath and find it.
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Eb, where are you?
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Over here, I think
I see the pump.
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Oh, I'll be right there.
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Mr. Douglas, don't
Touch that timber.
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It holds up the fireplace.
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I found that out.
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The pump's going.
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Yes.
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It doesn't sound right.
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What's this?
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It's sucking dust.
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Now why should it do that?
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I guess your well's run dry.
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Where did all the water go?
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♪ oh, a-soapin' and a-singin' ♪
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♪ and a-showerin' all the day ♪
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Good morning, mr. Drucker.
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Oh, morning, mr. Douglas.
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I wanted to ask you...
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Say, I got something here
That might interest you. Well I...
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Did you ever think of
Irrigating your crops?
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Yeah, yes, I have,
But this morning...
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Then I got just what you need.
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The sensational new
Spritzer-spray needle nozzle.
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Now that nozzle will soak
Anything in a radius of...
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You don't look too happy.
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I'm not.
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Then I recommend a
Spritzer-spray to brighten your day.
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That's not their motto,
I just made that up.
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Mr. Drucker,
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I can't do any spritzing.
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This morning, my well dried up.
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Oh, I'll be doggone.
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There must be an epidemic. Hmm.
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Haney's well went dry last week.
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It did?
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Morning, mr. Douglas, sam.
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Haney. Oh, how're
You, mr. Haney.
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Just fine.
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Spritzer-sprays.
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Hey, I'll take 8 of 'em.
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I thought your well
Dried up. Yes, it did.
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And, sam, I'll need 600
Feet of irrigation pipe.
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What are you using for water?
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Water.
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Where're you getting it?
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From my new well.
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Willie the witcher
Witched me up a real gusher.
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Willie the...
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Oh, you ought to get in
Touch with him, mr. Douglas.
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Mr. Douglas' well ran dry.
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Oh, I'm sorry to
Hear about that.
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I'll tell you what.
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Any time you wanna, you come
Over and borrow a glass of water,
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Or take a shower,
And there's no charge.
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Except a small rental for
The glass, soap, and towel.
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Yeah I, uh...
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How much water are you gettin'
Out of your new well, haney?
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Plenty.
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Kind of reminds me of all the
Water I used to get from the well
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On that beautiful
Farm I sold you
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At such a great loss.
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A great loss. He made more...
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That willie is the greatest
Well witcher in the world.
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He knew to the second when
The well would start runnin'.
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At 7:30 on the dot
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I turned on the shower and
The water just poured out...
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And mine stopped.
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You've got my water.
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Can you identify it?
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No, I can't, but it's obvious.
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If my water stopped flowing at
The very moment yours started,
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You've tapped my water supply.
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That happens all the
Time all over the valley.
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One fella starts pumpin', the
Other fella's well starts dryin' up.
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Well, that doesn't sound right.
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There must be some
Law about water rights.
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Oh, there is. I... I got
It right in a book here.
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Find it here.
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Here it... Here it is.
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It's the water rights
Code, as amended in 1912.
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"If the party of the
First part digs a well,
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"Cuttin' off the water of
The party of the 2nd part,
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"The water becomes the property
Of the party of the first part,
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"And the party of the 2nd part
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Is hereby deemed not
To have a leg to stand on."
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That's the code.
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Well, that's pretty high-handed.
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Yeah, it's known as
The high-handed code.
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Yes, but...
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As amended in 1912.
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Uh, let me know when
The pipe comes in, sam.
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Mr. Drucker, there must
Be something I can do.
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Well, like I said, you ought to
Get hold of willie the witcher
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And dig yourself a new well.
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Hello.
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H-hiya, ma'am.
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What are you doing?
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I'm lookin' for water.
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We have a bottle
In the refrigerator.
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I mean, I'm looking for a well.
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Where did you lose it?
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You don't understand, ma'am.
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Lisa...
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Oh, darling, maybe you could
Help this man. He lost his well.
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No, he didn't lose it, I
Hired him to find one for us.
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Oh. What's that shtick for?
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He uses that to
Look for the water.
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Oh, he's a shtick looker.
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A dowser.
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What's a dowser?
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A shtick looker.
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How does it work?
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I don't know.
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Well, in the old country they
Don't look for water with a shtick.
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They do it scientifically. Oh?
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They put a goldfish in a shoe,
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And then they throw
The shoe out the window.
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That's scientific?
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Of course.
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And then the goldfish swims
Upstream, until he finds the water.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Now, uh, how does he swim
Upstream if there is no water?
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His friends help him.
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Lisa.
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I found it.
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We'll sink the well
Right here, mr. Douglas.
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There's plenty of
Water down there.
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You sure? Absolutely.
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It won't be no time at all before
You'll be standing in that shower
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A-soapin', a-singin',
And a-showerin'.
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Come on, arnold.
Time for your bath.
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You ain't gonna get
Him into the bath,
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There's a porky pig
Cartoon comin' on.
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Well, he's gotta take a bath.
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Arnold, you hadn't
Ought to done that.
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Arnold.
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♪
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What do you think you're doing?
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I'm gonna take a shower.
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I am taking the first
Shower with our new well.
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You're not doing our
Employer-employee relations any good.
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I'm not trying.
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Arnold,
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I'm turnin' on the water.
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Lisa,
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Turn on the water.
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Fred, did you turn
Off the water?
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How could I?
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Well, it ain't runnin'.
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Somebody must
Have dug a new well.
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♪
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Oliver!
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Oliver!
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What do you want?
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There's someone at the door.
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Well, answer it.
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I am taking my bubble bath.
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Well, I'm in the fireplace.
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What you doing in there?
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I'm cementing the bricks
Back into the hearth.
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Come in.
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Oh, hello, mr. Ziffel.
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Hello, mr. Uh...
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I'm down here.
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Oh, oliver, who is it?
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It's mr. Ziffel.
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Hello, mr. Ziffel.
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Uh, h-how you
Doin', mrs. Douglas.
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I'm fine. I'm taking
My bubble bath.
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Well, what can I do for you?
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I, uh...
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I sort of like to borrow a
Little water, if you have to spare,
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Our well dried up.
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Oh, no.
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Well, we got plenty now. Our new
Well started flowing about an hour ago.
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Just when mine went off.
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You mean yours stopped
When ours started flowing?
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Yep.
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Oh, I'm terribly
Sorry, mr. Ziffel.
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I guess we tapped
Into your water supply.
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I guess you did.
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I guess there ain't nothing
I can do about it, though,
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According to the high-handed
Code as amended in 1912.
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I'll have to send for willie the
Witcher and get me another well.
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Arnold, will you get out of the
Tub, we ain't got any water yet.
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Yes, we have.
258
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,065
Willie just hooked her up.
259
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,266
You can turn her on.
260
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,690
Thank goodness.
261
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:47,065
Doggone it! Now
Who dug a new well?
262
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,267
Sam!
263
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,336
Sam!
264
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,249
I'll be right with
You, mrs. Prentiss.
265
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,341
Hello, sarah?
266
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,370
Get me willie the witcher.
267
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,218
♪ there is nobody richer
Than willie the witcher ♪
268
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,921
♪ he digs a new well every day ♪
269
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,423
♪ with his little
Rod and shovel ♪
270
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:16,728
Lisa!
271
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,396
What's the matter?
272
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,565
Why did you turn the water off?
273
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,200
I didn't turn it off.
274
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,702
Is the pump still running?
275
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,238
Yes, it is.
276
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,242
Somebody must
Have dug a new well.
277
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:34,311
You want me to call
Willie the shtick looker?
278
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,814
No, what I'd better
Do is call a meeting.
279
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:42,286
Gentlemen, gentlemen,
Gentlemen, if you'll come to order,
280
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,221
I'll tell you why I
Called this meeting.
281
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:45,623
Uh, as you...
282
00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:49,393
Uh, mr. Haney, uh, could
You sit down, please?
283
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,895
There ain't no seats.
284
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,496
Sit on the floor.
285
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,309
How come arnold's got a seat?
286
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,636
He got here early.
287
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:02,506
Mr. Ziffel, I think it's more
Important for mr. Haney to have a seat.
288
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:06,110
Do you mind if arnold goes in the
Bedroom and turns on your t.V.?
289
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,713
No, go ahead.
290
00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:10,014
Go on, arnold.
291
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:17,421
Gentlemen, please, uh, we
Are faced with a grave problem.
292
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,522
As you know...
293
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:31,302
Arnold, will you turn
Down the t.V., please?
294
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,211
Where was I? The, uh...
295
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:42,257
Yes. We are faced with
A grave problem. We...
296
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,749
Darling, should I serve
The refreshments now?
297
00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:47,185
Ye-yes, thank you, as
Soon as the meeting is over.
298
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,065
I make a motion we adjourn.
299
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,988
I 2nd the motion.
300
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:54,058
You can't ad... We haven't
Started the meeting yet.
301
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,538
Well, let me know when you
Are ready for the refreshments.
302
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,129
I made hot cakes a la mode.
303
00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,931
Yes, we'll... Let...
304
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:01,999
Hot cakes a la mode?
305
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,869
Yes, that's a hot hotcake
With a cold one on top.
306
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,740
Uh, gentlemen,
307
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:11,876
We've got to do something
About our water supply.
308
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:15,312
One man drills a well, this causes
His neighbor's well to dry up.
309
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,915
The neighbor drills a well,
Somebody else's well dries up.
310
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:20,517
We spend more time
Drilling than we do farming.
311
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,297
Now, we've got
To find a solution.
312
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,122
Who ain't got water now?
313
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,157
I ain't got... Uh, I...
314
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,425
I haven't got water now.
315
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,628
You gotta find a solution.
316
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,232
The american farmer
Has not survived
317
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,846
By turning his back on his
Neighbor in an hour of need.
318
00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:38,169
On the contrary,
319
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,749
Since this country was founded,
320
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,884
Whenever there's been
A crisis in the community,
321
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:44,942
The american farmers have banded
Together to help one another,
322
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,543
To fight off the common enemy,
323
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,546
Whether it be drought,
Insects, fire, or injuns.
324
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,922
Arnold, will you please
Turn that t.V. Down?
325
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,263
I agree with mr. Douglas.
326
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:06,931
And so do I.
327
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,100
And I am ready, willin' and able
328
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,468
To fight any indians
That attacks him.
329
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:15,039
I'm talking about the water.
330
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:18,910
I'm tired of gettin' out of a hot shower
And tramping through my cold store
331
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,644
And calling willie the witcher.
332
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,413
Hear, hear.
333
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,716
If we don't call willie,
What are we gonna do?
334
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,952
Gentlemen, I propose
To build a reservoir
335
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,854
To provide water
For the whole valley.
336
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:31,856
Well, that's darn nice of you.
337
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:36,260
Let us know when
You get it built.
338
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,996
Oh, no, no, this is going
To be a community effort.
339
00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:41,076
W-won't a reservoir
Cost a lot of money?
340
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,266
Yes, it will.
341
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,768
Then I make a motion
That we forget it.
342
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,503
I 2nd it.
343
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:49,373
Wait a minute, we don't
Have to put up all the money.
344
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,775
The federal government
Will supply part of it,
345
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:54,879
The state will supply another
Part and we'll provide the rest.
346
00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:58,649
Well, now, why don't we just take
Their money and build a cheaper one?
347
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,418
Gentlemen!
348
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:03,654
If you'll appoint me
As a committee of one,
349
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:07,091
I promise to look into the matter
And see what the whole thing entails.
350
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,625
Now can we eat?
351
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,336
So I called washington,
352
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,371
And I talked to our senator.
353
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:21,672
He was very polite,
354
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,007
And he told me...
355
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,441
Who paid for the call?
356
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:25,709
Uh, I did.
357
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:30,114
That was, uh, darn nice of you.
358
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:34,218
Yeah, for a city fellow, you've got
A good deal of human being in you.
359
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,965
Oh, thank you, thank you.
360
00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:37,789
Anyway, he said that the way
361
00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:40,669
We should raise money for our
Reservoir was to float a bond issue,
362
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,605
Like they did in pixley when
They built their reservoir.
363
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:45,930
Now, we pay the money back
364
00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:48,032
By the revenue
From the reservoir.
365
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,367
What revenue?
366
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,735
We each pay for
The water we use.
367
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,415
Let me explain how it works.
368
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:54,939
Pay for it? Yeah.
369
00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:57,108
We're getting it for free now.
370
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,777
Go ahead and play, fred.
371
00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:01,357
You're not getting it for free
372
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,158
If you have to pay to
Have a new well dug
373
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:06,150
Every time somebody
Taps your water supply.
374
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,685
Now that makes more
Sense than anything he said.
375
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,922
Yes, of course it does.
376
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,456
Of course it does.
377
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:13,936
Oh, mr. Kimball.
378
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,161
Who? Oh! Hello, gentlemen.
379
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:20,064
Uh, mr. Kimball is making a
Very valuable survey for us.
380
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,865
Ah, it's nothing.
381
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,015
Oh, it's not nothing, I
Worked pretty hard.
382
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,769
Missed lunch 2 days in a row,
383
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,550
Which is all right, though, because
On monday, they had macaroni.
384
00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:30,107
Tuesday, they had knackwurst.
385
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,454
Uh, mr. Kimball, did
You finish your report?
386
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:33,644
What report?
387
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:35,679
The survey!
388
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,649
Oh, yes, I have it right
Here in my briefcase.
389
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:40,851
Watch it.
390
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:45,156
Uh, mr. Kimball is making a
Survey of our whole valley
391
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,236
To find out the
Best possible spot
392
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,500
For our reservoir.
393
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,429
Ah, here's what you wanted.
394
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,531
No, it's not what you wanted.
395
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,434
It's what my mother wanted.
396
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,737
Sam, can I have, uh, 5 pounds
Of flour, uh, 2 boxes of...
397
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,841
Mr. Kimball, could you
Do your shopping later?
398
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:04,909
Will you be open?
399
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,077
Yes!
400
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,912
Oh, good. Then I can
Get on with my report.
401
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,182
Wherever it is.
402
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,150
Oh. Here it is.
403
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,053
Gentlemen, as you all know,
404
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,522
A reservoir is
Composed of water.
405
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,859
Except the part that holds the
Water, which is made of concrete.
406
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:23,627
There are some
Reservoirs that are just
407
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,063
A large hole in the
Ground filled with water.
408
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,366
These are known as lakes.
409
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,712
Yeah, yeah, we know that.
410
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,504
Oh, well then that's
Gonna save a lot of time.
411
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:35,139
I doubt it.
412
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,528
Mr. Kimball, could you
Dispense with the lecture?
413
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:40,978
Just tell us where is the
Best site for the reservoir.
414
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:44,748
Well, there is only one
Suitable spot in the whole valley,
415
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,583
The old haney place.
416
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,387
The old haney place?
417
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:52,723
Yeah, that's the one you refer
To as the new douglas place.
418
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,793
Use my farm for the reservoir?
419
00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:00,231
We accept your offer,
Ain't that nice of him.
420
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,111
We sure appreciate it.
421
00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:05,602
No, no, hold it, hold it here. No, no, I
Haven't said you could use my farm.
422
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:09,673
Lucky we didn't have to count
On you to fight off them indians.
423
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:12,609
I'm not talking about indians,
I'm talking about my farm.
424
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:15,179
What am I going to do
With it if it's underwater?
425
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,048
Well, you could grow rice.
426
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:20,117
I don't want to raise rice.
427
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,763
How about starting a trout farm?
428
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,854
The government
Will stock it for you.
429
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,889
I don't want a trout farm.
430
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:29,060
Well, it seems a shame to
Just let it sit there underwater
431
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,894
Without growin' something.
432
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,764
It's not going to sit
There underwater.
433
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:36,833
Lo-lo-look, if the reservoir
Depends on using my farm,
434
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,001
Forget it.
435
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,740
Well, I guess we'll just have to
Go back to the high-handed code,
436
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,576
As amended in 1912.
437
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:54,751
They wanted to build a
Reservoir on our farm!
438
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,066
What's wrong with that?
439
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,923
The whole farm would be
Underwater, that's what.
440
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:03,060
Sound's wonderful to me.
Then we can go back to new york.
441
00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:07,531
I don't want to go
Back to new york.
442
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,267
They're not going to build
A reservoir on my land.
443
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:13,404
It'd be a nice thing to do for
The people of hootersville.
444
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,906
When they come rowing
Over here in the boats,
445
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,019
They could look
Down there and say:
446
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:20,344
"This is where that
Nice man used to live,
447
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,913
Who let us build the reservoir."
448
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,316
There must be some
Other way to get water.
449
00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:27,296
Maybe you could run a long hose
450
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,020
From your mother's
Apartment in new york.
451
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,355
Lisa, that...
452
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:33,624
Hey, that's it!
453
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:35,571
You get the hose and
I call your mother.
454
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,528
No, no, no, no, I'm not
Talking about a hose,
455
00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:39,296
I'm talking about a big pipe.
456
00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:40,976
I don't think they
Would let her have
457
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,300
One of those in her apartment.
458
00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:45,869
A big pipe bringing the water
459
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,671
From the pixley reservoir.
460
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:09,271
"At 10:00 today, the main switch
461
00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:11,695
"Of the hooterville pumping
Station will be thrown
462
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:15,533
"And water will be pumped from pixley
To every home in the hooterville valley.
463
00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:17,568
"Credit for the
Hooterville-pixley pipeline
464
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:19,515
Goes to oliver wendell douglas."
465
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:22,706
Why does he get the
Credit when it was my idea?
466
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:26,377
Your idea was to run a hose to
My mother's apartment in new york.
467
00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:28,357
That's a better idea than yours.
468
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:29,946
Cheaper too.
469
00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:33,517
It must be 10:00.
470
00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:35,867
That's the signal
To throw the switch.
471
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,364
Water's running for
Your bath, arnold.
472
00:22:49,134 --> 00:22:52,403
Now, there ain't no sense making
A fuss. You gotta take your bath.
473
00:22:52,471 --> 00:22:54,638
That ain't what he's
Squealing about.
474
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,274
The t.V. Set just went
Off and so did the lamp.
475
00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:08,252
There it is.
476
00:23:08,321 --> 00:23:09,920
All the way from pixley.
477
00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:12,269
Good, now I can
Start my dishwasher.
478
00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:16,527
It doesn't work.
479
00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,762
Yeah, my printing
Press just stopped,
480
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:21,198
And the juice is off
In the whole store.
481
00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:22,399
What?
482
00:23:22,468 --> 00:23:24,468
No electricity in
The whole valley?
483
00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:26,837
What happened?
484
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:30,274
Well, tell them to turn
Off that dad-blasted pump.
485
00:23:30,343 --> 00:23:32,008
I don't care about the water.
486
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:35,446
We still got the high-handed
Code, as amended in 1912,
487
00:23:35,514 --> 00:23:38,849
And which we are
Further going to amend.
488
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:42,185
And the water rights
Code, as amended in 1912,
489
00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:44,655
Is hereby re-amended to read:
490
00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,923
"Anyone monkeying with
The aforesaid section,
491
00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:50,761
"Which deals with one fellow drillin'
And the other fellow being out of luck,
492
00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:55,132
Will be subject to a $500 fine
And 2 years imprisonment, or both."
493
00:23:56,535 --> 00:23:59,102
Well, that's a stupid
And ridiculous law.
494
00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:00,937
That's what it's
Gonna be known as:
495
00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:04,040
"The stupid and
Ridiculous law of 1966."
496
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:13,950
Ha-ha
497
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:53,503
this has been a filmways
Presentation, darling.
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