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♪ green acres is
The place to be ♪
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♪ farm livin' is
The life for me ♪
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♪ land spreadin'
Out so far and wide ♪
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♪ keep manhattan, just
Give me that countryside ♪
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♪ new york is where
I'd rather stay ♪
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♪ I get allergic smelling hay ♪
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♪ I just adore a
Penthouse view ♪
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♪ darling, I love you,
But give me park avenue ♪
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♪ the chores ♪
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♪ the stores ♪
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♪ fresh air ♪
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♪ times square ♪
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♪ you are my wife ♪
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♪ goodbye, city life ♪
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♪ green acres, we are there ♪
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Lisa.
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Lisa, if you go to drucker's,
You'd better get dressed, bec...
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Martinis for breakfast?
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No, this is coffee.
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What are you shaking it for?
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So that the water will run down
From the top part to the bottom part.
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No, that's not the way. What
You do is you... You put the water
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In the bottom, and
The coffee in the top...
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And then you shake it.
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No, you don't shake it.
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What have you got
Against shaking?
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Nothing. What you...
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How is it?
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Fine.
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We got any instant coffee?
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In the cupboard.
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Where are the cups?
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In the oven.
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What are those?
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Cupcakes.
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Cupcakes? Cake in a cup.
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That's not the way you...
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Well, they're not
Original, genuine cupcakes.
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But you didn't like my hotcakes,
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So instead of pouring
The batter on the girdle,
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I poured them in a
Cup and made cakes.
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So you wouldn't
Know the difference.
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Unless I made the
Mistake of eating one.
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That hurt.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Try one.
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I'm not that sorry.
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Come on, try one.
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Your serve.
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Oliver!
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Where are you going?
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You get dressed and you call me.
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I'll be out in the
Cornfield with eb.
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You haven't had much scaring
To do this season, have you, carl?
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Very few crows
Would bother this stuff.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I mean no
Self-respecting crow would...
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Oh, it's you, mr. Douglas.
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I thought it was carl.
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What were you
Saying about my corn?
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Well, I...
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Nothing wrong with this.
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There.
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I'm gonna enter this
In the corn festival.
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That ought to get a big laugh.
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Eb, this may be funny to you.
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It is not funny to me.
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This is why I left new york.
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To grow small corn?
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To become a farmer.
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That's why I left new york.
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To get away from the
Rat race of the city.
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To plant seeds.
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To watch the tiny stalks
Push their little green heads
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Up through the brown earth,
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Reaching upwards,
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Spreading their
Leaves toward the sun,
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Their branches toward the sky.
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No, no, g-get away, get away,
Get away, get away. Get away.
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Your speeches draw more
Crows than the corn does.
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I'm gonna get...
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Oliver, I'm ready.
Come on, dear.
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I'll be right there.
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Where are you going?
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Uh, to drucker's.
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Can I go with
You? No, no. No, no.
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You gotta stay here and
Keep an eye on this corn.
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I don't want anything
To happen to it.
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Nothing's gonna happen to it.
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I'll guard it with
My very life. I'll...
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What are you eating, carl?
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What's that?
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Holy smoke!
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Golly!
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Mr. Douglas!
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Mr. Douglas, mr. Douglas!
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How many veterans is
Marching in the parade this year?
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There ain't gonna be
No veterans parade
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Because we ain't got no
Grand marshal to lead it.
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You're supposed to lead it.
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Not me.
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I ain't walking no 16 miles
To crabwell corners.
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Why, I didn't walk that
Far during the war.
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Well, well, then
Newt can lead it.
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I led it last year.
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You did not. I did.
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Ask grandpappy.
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Grandpappy.
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Grandpappy!
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Eh?
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Who led the parade last year?
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I guess so.
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You guess what?
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That's all right.
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Ain't there nobody in
Our veteran's group
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Who ain't grand-marshaled
The parade?
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Nope.
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Guess we'll have to
Call the parade off.
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Oh-oh-oh, unless we
Can find some veteran
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Who ain't a member of our group.
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Yeah.
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Like who?
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Good morning, gentlemen.
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Are you a war veteran?
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Well, yes, I am.
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Raise your right hand.
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What should I raise
My right hand for?
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You solemnly swear
To uphold our by...
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Howdy, honey.
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Good morning,
Grandpappy darling.
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Oh, it's so nice to see you.
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You always make my
Blood start to circulate.
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Uh, drucker, I...
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Keep your hand raised.
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Oh, what for?
What should I, uh...
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Take off your hat.
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Do you solemnly swear to uphold
Our constitution and our bylaws?
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Well, I don't know...
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Congratulations, mr. Douglas.
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You're now a member of hooterville's
Outstanding veteran group,
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The 4 fs.
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The 4 fs?
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The former fighters
Of foreign fracases.
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Fighters of... You can
Put your hand down.
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Here's your hat.
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Will you stop that?
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What is a "Fracases"?
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Oh, it's, uh...
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Just for the
Record, mr. Douglas,
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Uh, what war are
You a veteran of?
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The 2nd world war.
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Well, now, I guess
We can accept that.
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What do you mean you...
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Can you twirl a baton?
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Can I twirl a baton?
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The grand marshal always
Twirls in the corn festival parade.
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Dah, I don't know
Anything about marching.
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I was a flyer.
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You didn't know anything
About flying, either.
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I was a very good flyer...
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He was shot down.
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No, no, I wasn't shot down.
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My motor conked out.
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Well, whether you
Were conked or shot,
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Either case, I'm very glad.
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Otherwise, I would've
Never met you.
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Oh, you met him during the war?
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Yes, you see,
Mr. Douglas was a flyer...
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Now, lisa, they're not
Interested in how we met.
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Yes, we are.
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Well, you see,
Mr. Douglas was a flyer...
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Lisa!
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He was flying over enemy
Territory when they conked him.
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Charlie one to uncle
Henry. Come in, uncle henry.
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This is uncle henry.
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Go ahead, charlie one.
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My engine conked
Out. I'm hitting the silk.
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Happy landing, old boy.
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I say, if you do get
Picked up by the krauts,
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Demand to be taken to stalag 13.
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13?
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Yes, ask for a chap named hogan.
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Hogan. I'll remember.
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Charlie one, over and out.
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Help, help!
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Help!
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Help!
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Why don't you talk english?
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Then we don't have
To use subtitles.
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The way you talk
English, we still might.
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Where is the para-shoostiss?
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That one could use subtitle.
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You're going to get it. That's
No way to talk to a sergeant.
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I think he came down over there.
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Help!
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Help, help!
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du bist ein deutsches girl?
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What he say?
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I don't know. He didn't
Have any subtitles.
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Oh, you speak english?
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Yes. What did you speak?
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German.
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Shoot him.
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No, no, hold it, hold it.
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I thought you were nazis.
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We are with the
Hungarian's underground.
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Oh, good. Uh, well, cut me down.
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Not so fast.
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Who are you with?
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The united states air force.
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Where is your aeroplane?
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I jumped out.
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You didn't like it?
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The motor conked out.
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What do you think?
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Let's play safe and shoot him.
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No, no. Hold it, hold
It. I'm an american.
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Can you prove it?
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How?
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Have you got any
Nylon stockings?
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No. Shoot him.
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No, no, wait a
Minute, wait a minute.
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All american soldiers
Have nylon stockings.
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If I'd known I was gonna bail out,
I'd have brought a pair with me.
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Do you have a chocolate bar? No.
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Any soap? No.
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Any last words?
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Look, I'm an american. Cut me
Down, I'll show you my identification.
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What do you think?
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I think I hear a tank.
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It's a german tank. Cut me down.
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Later, I got to go to work.
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What kind of work do you do?
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I told you I was in
The underground.
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The, uh, part that's
Aboveground isn't bad, either.
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He's pretty fresh. He
Must be an american.
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Hang around for a while.
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Oh, you no good...
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was ist denn das, fritz?
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Ist das nicht ein booby trap?
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Nein, das ist kein booby trap.
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Well, I'll be...
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And now, what were you saying?
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You blew up that tank.
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Yep.
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That's the 6th one we got today.
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Oh, thanks.
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Yesterday, we blew up
12. I was wearing a bikini.
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But it's too cold today.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Now,
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Would you help me
Get back to my base?
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Wouldn't you like to
Stick around for a while,
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And go into the tank
Blowing up business with me?
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No. I've got to get
Back to my base.
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Well, that's all right.
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We'll have plenty of time together
After the war, when we are married.
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Yes, as soon as I...
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Married?
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You fell out of the
Sky and I found you.
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And we shall live happily ever after,
According to the hungarian fairytale.
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Uh-huh. Do you have
Someplace you could hide me?
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Yes, over there
In our farmhouse.
264
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,338
You live on a farm?
265
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:57,408
No, I live in a big
House in budapest.
266
00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,478
All my life, I wanted
To live on a farm.
267
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:02,714
To get away from the
Rat race of the city.
268
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,515
To plant seeds.
269
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:07,085
To watch the little stalks
Push their tiny green heads
270
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,552
Up through the brown earth,
271
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:09,787
Reaching upward,
272
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:12,056
To be bathed by the rain
And warmed by the sun
273
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,424
Till they grow strong.
274
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,159
Spreading their
Leaves toward the sun,
275
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,861
Their branches toward the sky.
276
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,171
Shoot him.
277
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:21,899
What for?
278
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,646
These are the kind of speeches
279
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,849
Which are going to get us in a lot
Of trouble after we are married.
280
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:29,018
You'll want me to move
Out of the penthouse,
281
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,374
And live on a farm.
282
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:31,876
Married?
283
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,056
What makes you think we're
Gonna get... I just met you.
284
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,514
I've only known you long
Enough to blow up one tank.
285
00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:38,449
That's not enough...
That... That...
286
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,985
Hey, you're pretty.
287
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,453
And your, uh, figure is...
288
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,989
I don't think you're
Really an american.
289
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,390
Why not?
290
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,793
You spend more time
Talking than smooching.
291
00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:01,806
And as we stood there in the
Forest with the guns booming...
292
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,890
Golly, mrs. Douglas, you
Sure know how to tell a story.
293
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,446
I can almost hear those guns.
294
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,915
That's my tractor.
295
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:19,757
Mr. Douglas! Mr. Douglas!
296
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:22,326
Mr. Douglas. What's
The matter, eb?
297
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,995
Well, promise not to cry?
298
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,429
What's the matter?
299
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,630
This.
300
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,343
Something's eating
Your corn plants.
301
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:29,533
What?
302
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,613
After you left, I
Heard this chomping.
303
00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:34,205
All of a sudden, there
Were holes in all the leaves.
304
00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:35,740
Hmm, let me see that.
305
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,745
Hmm.
306
00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:42,546
That don't look
Like a corn borer.
307
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,161
It ain't an earworm.
308
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,625
Maybe mr. Kimball
Can identify it.
309
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:50,321
Well, not identify
It, maybe he'd...
310
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,789
No, I don't think he would...
311
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:54,058
Eb, this is no time to do
Imitations of mr. Kimball.
312
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,934
Let's hope he can
Tell us what it is.
313
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,418
Quiet, quiet, please, quiet.
314
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:10,742
As you all know, I'm your
County kimball, hank agent.
315
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,144
I don't believe I am.
316
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,412
I'm, uh, hank kimball,
Your county agent.
317
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:16,981
Yes, that sounds better.
318
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,130
Well, not better.
319
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:21,719
Uh, mr. Kimball, uh,
What about the bug?
320
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:22,820
What bug?
321
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,521
Oh!
322
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,491
As you all know, we have a
Serious problem on our hands.
323
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,327
Well, it's not on our
Hands, it's on our corn.
324
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:33,097
Well, now, do you know
What kind of a bug it is?
325
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:36,067
At first, I thought it was
A european corn borer.
326
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,069
But I eliminated him.
327
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:42,173
Well, I didn't eliminate him. There's
A lot of 'em still running around.
328
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,442
But I did several hours
Of careful research.
329
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,144
Shall I start the slides?
330
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:47,645
Oh, yes. Lights.
331
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,687
Gentlemen, this is what's been
Chewing on the leaves on your corn.
332
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:57,822
This is the mother.
333
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:00,624
No, it's the father.
334
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,796
It might be an uncle.
335
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,308
Anyway, this is the bing bug.
336
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,365
The bing bug?
337
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,579
Actually, it has a long latin name
Which is very hard to pronounce,
338
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,937
So the chief nicknamed
Him the bing bug.
339
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:15,818
The reason for this is when it
Rubs it's antennae together...
340
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,682
Uh, that is the
Bug, not the chief.
341
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:23,181
We hear a tiny "Bing."
342
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:24,960
Except during the mating season,
343
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,718
When we don't
Hear anything at all.
344
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:31,187
The next slide we'll see will show
The bing bug in it's early stages.
345
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:37,128
No, that's me in
My early stages.
346
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,108
Yeah, I was about 2 years old.
347
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,299
I was spending the
Summer at my aunt's house.
348
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,489
Well, I guess you all
Recognize this fellow.
349
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,140
He's the county agent
From dexter county.
350
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,309
That was a costume he wore
351
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:53,522
When he won first prize
At the masquerade party
352
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,466
We had at the state convention.
353
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,194
Yeah, he fooled a lot of people.
354
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,017
Including me.
355
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:02,326
Sam, will you
Turn on the lights?
356
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:05,823
Mr. Kimball, now, you've
Identified the bug for us.
357
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,059
What we want to know
Is how to get rid of it.
358
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:09,493
That's a good question.
359
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,002
Because we all realize
That the important...
360
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,038
What was it you asked?
361
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,968
How to get rid of the bug?
362
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,680
Well, there's one simple method.
363
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,682
Everybody go home
And burn their crops.
364
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,006
I thank you.
365
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,675
Wait a minute.
366
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,176
That's no solution.
367
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:26,655
I'm not gonna burn my crops.
368
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,313
Neither is any other farmer.
What kind of farmers are you,
369
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,459
Giving up without a fight?
370
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,760
Is there any other way?
371
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,896
No, there's only one way I
Know to burn your crops.
372
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,854
You get a match and
Some kerosene, and, uh...
373
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:39,723
I mean, is there any other
Way to get rid of the bing bug?
374
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:40,824
Crop dusting.
375
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:42,338
Now, why don't we try that?
376
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,240
Because you need a
Plane. We don't have one.
377
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,797
I know a couple of fellows
Up in pixley that own a plane.
378
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,643
Who? The wright brothers.
379
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:49,901
The wright brothers?
380
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,835
Yeah, orson and wilfred.
381
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,505
Oh, they ain't flyin' anymore.
382
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,718
We've got a flyer in the 4 fs.
383
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:57,942
Mr. Douglas.
384
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,221
Oh, no, no, no. Hold on here.
385
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,711
Mr. Douglas,
386
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,940
If you'd just fly that
Plane and save our crops...
387
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,027
N-no, I haven't been
In a plane since...
388
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,228
Thank you, mr. Douglas.
389
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,492
I didn't say I would.
390
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,253
3 cheers for
Mr. Douglas. Hip, hip,
391
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,499
Hooray.
392
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:11,566
Wait a minute. Hip, hip,
393
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:12,935
Hooray.
394
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,037
All right, I'll try it.
395
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,061
Hip, hip!
396
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,244
I'm not going to
Let you do this.
397
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,523
Oh, come on, now.
398
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,480
Darling, everytime you
Go up in an aeroplane,
399
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,182
You jump out with a parashoost,
400
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,418
And... And meet a pretty
Girl and marry her.
401
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:43,387
That only happened once.
402
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,489
What if it happens
Again? Where will I be?
403
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,878
It's not going to...
Look, come on, come on.
404
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,864
Oh, excuse me,
I'd like to see...
405
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,399
Howdy, mr. Douglas.
406
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,134
Mr. Haney.
407
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:59,315
Well, what are you doing here?
408
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,272
Waiting for your husband.
409
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,152
I came to see the
Wright brothers.
410
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,541
You're looking at them.
411
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,243
What?
412
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:09,246
I just bought 'em out.
Lock, stock, and airyplane.
413
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,215
I should've known.
414
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,516
You sure should've.
415
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:13,985
Anything I can do for you?
416
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,220
Nothing. Uh, mr. Douglas,
417
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:20,224
You gonna let them little bing
Bugs bing the valley to pieces?
418
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,425
Well...
419
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,727
I got a perfect plane
For crop-dustin'.
420
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,707
Oliver, I'm not going
To let you do this.
421
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:27,664
Lisa, I promised.
422
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:31,602
Uh, have you got a
Slow-flying, single-engine job?
423
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,770
This is your lucky day.
424
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:34,872
Have a look.
425
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,346
What is that?
426
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,747
It's the kitty hawk.
427
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,517
The wright brothers
Named her after their ma.
428
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,219
Her maiden name was hawk.
429
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,089
Is that the only
Plane you've got?
430
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,036
Ah, the only modern one.
431
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,937
You're not going up in that.
432
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,861
It's perfectly safe.
433
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,741
Well then, why don't you fly it?
434
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:03,000
Well, I would. But I'm only
Licensed for dirigibles.
435
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,570
Could you put crop-dusting
Equipment on that?
436
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,339
Certainly.
437
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,441
How much would it cost?
438
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:14,245
Mr. Douglas, the farmers of the
Valley are in trouble, ain't they?
439
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:15,846
Yes, they are.
440
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:20,484
When my friends are standin' there
With their hand out, askin' for help,
441
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,696
I'm there.
442
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,640
With your hand out.
443
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,956
Oh, that stung.
444
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:30,161
Like a cheap aftershave
Lotion on a nicked chin.
445
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,307
Well, if, uh, if
That thing flies...
446
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:35,132
Why don't you take
Her up for a test spin?
447
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,500
No charge.
448
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,103
Except for the
Goggles and the helmet.
449
00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:41,505
There's a $2 rental fee on them.
450
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,174
$2.
451
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,876
How about a white silk scarf?
452
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,112
Only 50 cents. No.
453
00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:52,416
It was worn by richard arlen
During the filmin' of wings.
454
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:55,719
I don't need a silk scarf.
455
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:58,589
Well, I know that
You will need this.
456
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:00,291
Oh, a parachute!
457
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,392
Yeah, how much?
458
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:02,993
$12.
459
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,441
Lessen it don't open.
460
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,077
Darling, please don't do it.
461
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,234
No, I'll be careful.
462
00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:28,119
Oliver, oliver, be careful.
463
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:57,481
Doggone him. If I knowed
He was gonna do stunts,
464
00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,428
I never would've let
Him take that plane.
465
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:00,817
Oliver, come down.
466
00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:02,620
Come down!
467
00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:04,666
Don't you worry, mrs. Douglas.
468
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,971
He'll come down all right.
469
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,600
Oliver, stop showing off.
470
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,906
Oliver, get back in.
471
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:24,608
Help!
472
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:25,909
Get back in!
473
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:32,049
He's all right.
474
00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:33,517
Thank goodness.
475
00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:35,631
Oh, when you find your husband,
476
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:39,122
Tell him he owes me $12
For the opened parachute.
477
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:44,127
Help, help!
478
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,831
Help, help!
479
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:51,768
He must be around
Here someplace.
480
00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:53,337
Help!
481
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,272
Help!
482
00:22:55,341 --> 00:22:57,974
Well, here we are again.
483
00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:00,322
You're up and me down.
484
00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:01,478
Eb, cut me down.
485
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:02,547
Should I?
486
00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:03,847
Cut me down!
487
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:08,419
This is the way I met
My first husband.
488
00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:10,332
He looked very much like you.
489
00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:11,689
Lisa.
490
00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:14,057
I was in the
Underground those days.
491
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:17,328
I was single, and I was
Blowing up tanks for a living.
492
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,863
And this handsome
Flyer fell out of the sky.
493
00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:23,078
Darling, darling,
Are you all right?
494
00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:24,246
Yes. Come on, get up.
495
00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:25,902
I think so.
496
00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:28,550
You're a big hero in hooterville
For getting rid of the bing bugs.
497
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,241
They're gonna measure
You for a statue.
498
00:23:30,309 --> 00:23:31,386
I didn't do anything.
499
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,054
No, but that plane did.
500
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:35,812
It crashed in your cornfield
And burned the whole thing.
501
00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:37,180
It burned all my...
502
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:39,416
Oh, only 2 acres.
503
00:23:39,485 --> 00:23:41,530
But when the bing
Bugs saw the fire,
504
00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:44,955
They turned pale and they
Packed up their eggs and left town.
505
00:23:45,023 --> 00:23:47,669
Mr. Kimball said it was the
Smoke that got rid of them.
506
00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:49,504
Oh, mr. Haney's looking for you.
507
00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:51,862
You owe him $12
For the parashoost,
508
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,130
And $68,000 for the aeroplane.
509
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,500
What?
510
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:58,929
Of course, I could hide
You in my farmhouse.
511
00:23:59,838 --> 00:24:01,838
You, uh, live in a farmhouse?
512
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:03,641
Yes.
513
00:24:03,709 --> 00:24:06,221
All my life, I wanted to get
Away from racing with the rats,
514
00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:08,357
And plant the little
Seeds in the earth,
515
00:24:08,381 --> 00:24:11,482
And watch them
Shoosting up into the sky.
516
00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:13,510
You'd rather talk than smooch?
517
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:15,860
Not really.
518
00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:27,097
What did she say?
519
00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:29,900
Go get your own
Hungarian girl and find out.
520
00:25:16,449 --> 00:25:19,129
this has been a filmways
Presentation, darling.
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