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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,311 --> 00:00:07,636 Santa! Santa! Santa! Santa! 2 00:00:07,732 --> 00:00:10,769 Santa! Santa! Santa! Santa! 3 00:00:10,865 --> 00:00:12,943 - Ladies and gentle elves, 4 00:00:13,038 --> 00:00:16,364 may I introduce the Holly-est, the jolliest, 5 00:00:16,460 --> 00:00:18,538 the bellyful-of-jelly-est, 6 00:00:18,634 --> 00:00:21,383 your Santa claus! 7 00:00:21,479 --> 00:00:24,356 - Ho, ho, ho, ho! 8 00:00:24,452 --> 00:00:26,690 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 9 00:00:26,786 --> 00:00:27,649 Ho, ho, ho! 10 00:00:27,745 --> 00:00:29,151 - I love you, Santa! 11 00:00:29,247 --> 00:00:30,974 - Hold it down, people. 12 00:00:31,070 --> 00:00:32,445 Hold it down. 13 00:00:32,541 --> 00:00:33,404 Ho, ho! 14 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:35,769 Christmas Carol. 15 00:00:35,865 --> 00:00:36,824 - Here, sir. 16 00:00:39,734 --> 00:00:42,675 - Send in the Christmas lists. 17 00:00:42,771 --> 00:00:44,722 Lists! Lists! Lists! 18 00:00:44,817 --> 00:00:46,863 - Bring in the nice list. 19 00:00:49,676 --> 00:00:52,170 - I present to you the nice list! 20 00:00:55,176 --> 00:00:57,222 - Bring in the naughty list. 21 00:00:57,317 --> 00:00:58,916 - Oh. 22 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:16,595 - Elmer the elder elf, 23 00:01:16,691 --> 00:01:18,194 keeper of the naughty list. 24 00:01:18,226 --> 00:01:20,144 Sure glad we only see him once a year. 25 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,391 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 26 00:01:21,487 --> 00:01:22,606 - Thank you... 27 00:01:22,702 --> 00:01:23,757 - Elmer. 28 00:01:25,930 --> 00:01:27,657 - Sir, 29 00:01:27,785 --> 00:01:29,064 here are your lists: 30 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:30,119 Nice... 31 00:01:31,430 --> 00:01:33,828 And naughty. 32 00:01:34,914 --> 00:01:37,056 Thank you. 33 00:01:37,152 --> 00:01:40,988 A lot of familiar names on here. 34 00:01:41,084 --> 00:01:42,651 Some people never learn. 35 00:01:42,747 --> 00:01:46,392 I guess they're getting coal again this Christmas. 36 00:01:47,735 --> 00:01:49,365 - But enough negativity. 37 00:01:49,461 --> 00:01:52,147 Now, let's see all the boys and girls 38 00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:53,361 who will be getting 39 00:01:53,457 --> 00:01:54,799 their Christmas wishes this year. 40 00:01:54,895 --> 00:01:56,462 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 41 00:01:56,558 --> 00:01:59,276 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 42 00:01:59,436 --> 00:02:00,746 Huh? 43 00:02:01,833 --> 00:02:02,697 Christmas Carol. 44 00:02:02,793 --> 00:02:04,231 - Yes, your jolliness? 45 00:02:04,263 --> 00:02:05,445 - W-W-What's going on? 46 00:02:05,541 --> 00:02:06,948 Who gave Albert his piano, 47 00:02:07,109 --> 00:02:09,090 and who gave Jane her cooking set? 48 00:02:09,186 --> 00:02:10,657 Who's messing 49 00:02:10,753 --> 00:02:14,557 with my Christmas list? 50 00:02:14,653 --> 00:02:15,612 - Whoo-hoo! 51 00:02:15,740 --> 00:02:16,955 Yeah! 52 00:02:17,051 --> 00:02:18,074 Best day ever. 53 00:02:18,170 --> 00:02:19,640 Wishful thinking is on a roll. 54 00:02:19,736 --> 00:02:21,399 - 3,000 wishes granted today. 55 00:02:24,468 --> 00:02:25,587 - Strange. 56 00:02:25,683 --> 00:02:27,665 Ever since poof said his first words, 57 00:02:27,761 --> 00:02:30,127 he's never been able to say another. 58 00:02:30,223 --> 00:02:32,684 - Maybe he just hasn't found his true voice yet. 59 00:02:32,780 --> 00:02:34,923 - I've been told my voice is kind of irritating. 60 00:02:35,018 --> 00:02:36,712 Of course, I don't believe it. 61 00:02:36,841 --> 00:02:37,992 What do you think, Wanda? 62 00:02:38,088 --> 00:02:39,718 - Oh! 63 00:02:39,814 --> 00:02:40,677 - Okay, guys. 64 00:02:40,773 --> 00:02:42,083 Time to Grant more wishes. 65 00:02:42,179 --> 00:02:43,363 We're going in. 66 00:02:43,459 --> 00:02:46,272 Fairies: Let's do it! 67 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:52,442 - Whoo, whoo! 68 00:03:00,179 --> 00:03:01,841 - De nada! 69 00:03:01,937 --> 00:03:03,152 - Just a couple more. 70 00:03:11,273 --> 00:03:14,086 - I wish I had a real truck. 71 00:03:14,246 --> 00:03:16,963 - You got it, kid. 72 00:03:17,123 --> 00:03:18,146 - Awesome! 73 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:20,000 Yahoo! 74 00:03:23,293 --> 00:03:26,170 - Mm, Japan. 75 00:03:26,266 --> 00:03:28,153 Downtown, baby. 76 00:03:32,948 --> 00:03:35,409 - What a great wish. 77 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,535 - Folks, I wish I could say this traffic jam would clear up, 78 00:03:46,631 --> 00:03:47,814 but--wait; It just did! 79 00:03:47,878 --> 00:03:49,316 - I wish they remember my birthday. 80 00:03:49,412 --> 00:03:51,235 Ooh, la, la! 81 00:03:52,929 --> 00:03:54,816 - You look thirsty. 82 00:03:54,912 --> 00:03:56,797 - Have a drink, big guy. 83 00:03:56,893 --> 00:03:59,228 Oh, the leaning tower of pisa. 84 00:03:59,324 --> 00:04:00,634 - With extra anchovies. 85 00:04:02,648 --> 00:04:04,791 - Not a bad morning. 86 00:04:04,886 --> 00:04:07,220 I bet after lunch, we could get a few thousand more wishes in. 87 00:04:08,563 --> 00:04:10,097 On this trip alone, that makes... 88 00:04:12,368 --> 00:04:13,550 Uh, Timmy, I think 89 00:04:13,710 --> 00:04:15,852 we've definitely reached our quota. 90 00:04:15,948 --> 00:04:17,355 - Wow. Tootie's right. 91 00:04:17,451 --> 00:04:19,624 Our wands are getting a little overheated. 92 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,575 - I smell bacon. 93 00:04:21,671 --> 00:04:23,461 - Hey. Look down there. 94 00:04:23,556 --> 00:04:24,932 I sense a wish coming on. 95 00:04:26,179 --> 00:04:27,330 - Man. 96 00:04:27,425 --> 00:04:29,886 Committing crimes sure is hard. - I know. 97 00:04:30,015 --> 00:04:32,188 I just wish we had the goods right in our hands. 98 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,377 Both: Good things do happen to bad people! 99 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:40,309 - I'm sure they weren't actual burglars, 100 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:43,186 just big fans of burglar fashion, right? 101 00:04:43,282 --> 00:04:45,488 - Whoever they were, they sure were happy. 102 00:04:45,584 --> 00:04:48,813 - Whee! - Whoa! 103 00:05:00,386 --> 00:05:01,697 - Ah! 104 00:05:01,793 --> 00:05:03,071 Falling ornaments. 105 00:05:03,167 --> 00:05:04,670 Either the earth has broken from its orbit 106 00:05:04,766 --> 00:05:06,332 and we are hurtling towards the sun, 107 00:05:06,461 --> 00:05:08,027 or this is the work of Timmy Turner 108 00:05:08,123 --> 00:05:10,713 and his fairy godparents. 109 00:05:12,247 --> 00:05:13,175 Oh. 110 00:05:13,206 --> 00:05:15,189 There's Turner now, 111 00:05:15,285 --> 00:05:17,970 a 23-year-old living the life of a child. 112 00:05:18,034 --> 00:05:19,888 Well, beware, Turner. 113 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,551 As a Christmas present, I'm gonna give you 114 00:05:21,646 --> 00:05:23,181 a piece of my mind! 115 00:05:26,442 --> 00:05:27,625 - Merry Christmas, Mr. Crocker. 116 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,127 - Ah, begone, street urchins. 117 00:05:29,223 --> 00:05:30,502 You know what I say about Christmas. 118 00:05:30,598 --> 00:05:31,589 Bah, handbag. 119 00:05:31,685 --> 00:05:33,987 - Don't you mean "bah, humbug"? 120 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,585 - No, I mean "bah, handbag." 121 00:05:35,681 --> 00:05:37,056 That's because every year growing up, 122 00:05:37,152 --> 00:05:38,462 all mother ever gave me for Christmas 123 00:05:38,558 --> 00:05:39,869 were women's handbags. 124 00:05:40,030 --> 00:05:42,427 She always knew I'd give them back to her. 125 00:05:42,523 --> 00:05:46,039 - Well, then it's a good thing Santa brings presents too. 126 00:05:46,135 --> 00:05:47,702 - Presents? What presents? 127 00:05:47,734 --> 00:05:49,013 All Santa ever gave me for Christmas 128 00:05:49,108 --> 00:05:52,146 was a lump of coal. 129 00:05:52,242 --> 00:05:53,553 I've got so much of it, 130 00:05:53,649 --> 00:05:55,791 I could power a small nation for six years. 131 00:05:55,886 --> 00:05:58,348 - Sounds like someone might be on the naughty list. 132 00:05:58,444 --> 00:06:00,426 - What's that, some kind of blog? 133 00:06:00,522 --> 00:06:02,152 - Uh, no, it's something you don't want to be on 134 00:06:02,248 --> 00:06:03,655 if you're expecting presents. 135 00:06:03,751 --> 00:06:05,062 - Well, then I demand to be taken off 136 00:06:05,158 --> 00:06:07,204 of this naughty list immediately! 137 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:12,127 Whom do I speak to about this outrage? 138 00:06:13,949 --> 00:06:15,836 - Um, last I heard, 139 00:06:15,932 --> 00:06:17,722 Santa claus keeps the naughty list 140 00:06:17,818 --> 00:06:19,832 at the north pole. 141 00:06:19,928 --> 00:06:21,718 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 142 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:23,509 - North pole? Ridiculous! 143 00:06:23,605 --> 00:06:24,916 Everyone knows there's no such thing 144 00:06:25,012 --> 00:06:25,875 as the north pole 145 00:06:25,971 --> 00:06:29,295 or polar bears. 146 00:06:29,391 --> 00:06:32,780 - You know, I hardly miss making wishes for myself. 147 00:06:32,876 --> 00:06:34,378 I just love giving. 148 00:06:34,474 --> 00:06:35,881 Love, love, love. 149 00:06:35,977 --> 00:06:37,576 Well, it is the season for it. 150 00:06:37,607 --> 00:06:39,238 Oh, isn't this beautiful? 151 00:06:39,334 --> 00:06:40,549 I just love this time of the year. 152 00:06:40,645 --> 00:06:41,667 Don't you, Timmy? 153 00:06:41,763 --> 00:06:43,170 - Oh, sure. It's great. 154 00:06:43,330 --> 00:06:45,312 But when you have magical fairies, 155 00:06:45,408 --> 00:06:46,847 the whole year's a magical time, right? 156 00:06:46,942 --> 00:06:48,030 - Parents! - Ah! 157 00:06:48,126 --> 00:06:49,948 Ooh. 158 00:06:50,044 --> 00:06:51,003 Both: Hi, Timmy. 159 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:51,962 Hi, tootie. 160 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:52,953 - Hey, mom and dad. 161 00:06:53,049 --> 00:06:54,264 - Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Turner. 162 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,598 - Oh, please. Call us Timmy's parents. 163 00:06:56,758 --> 00:06:59,794 - Just don't call us to say that Timmy's moving back home. 164 00:06:59,890 --> 00:07:02,096 - Yeah, right, 'cause you're not, right? 165 00:07:02,192 --> 00:07:03,055 Right? No! 166 00:07:03,151 --> 00:07:04,143 No, no! No! 167 00:07:04,239 --> 00:07:05,261 - You can't. 168 00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:06,412 We've already turned your room 169 00:07:06,508 --> 00:07:07,884 into a secret spy cave. 170 00:07:07,979 --> 00:07:10,281 - Please don't take away our secret spy cave. 171 00:07:10,377 --> 00:07:11,464 - Relax, mom and dad. 172 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:12,615 I'm not moving back home. 173 00:07:12,711 --> 00:07:14,053 - Ooh. - Oh. 174 00:07:14,149 --> 00:07:15,716 - Let heaven and nature sing. 175 00:07:16,995 --> 00:07:17,954 - What are you guys up to? 176 00:07:18,050 --> 00:07:19,776 - Uh, duh. 177 00:07:19,808 --> 00:07:21,247 I'm dressed up as Santa. 178 00:07:21,343 --> 00:07:23,325 - And Santa's little helper. 179 00:07:23,421 --> 00:07:24,347 - Very christmassy. 180 00:07:24,443 --> 00:07:25,882 - It's Christmas? 181 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:27,608 - This year, I'm asking Santa 182 00:07:27,704 --> 00:07:29,047 for something practical: 183 00:07:29,143 --> 00:07:30,422 A new computer. 184 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:32,245 - I want something practical too: 185 00:07:32,308 --> 00:07:35,122 A magical pony who poops ice cream, 186 00:07:35,218 --> 00:07:36,465 then he eats the ice cream, 187 00:07:36,561 --> 00:07:37,808 and he poops gold, 188 00:07:37,903 --> 00:07:39,118 then he eats the gold, 189 00:07:39,214 --> 00:07:41,004 and then he poops out a motorcycle, 190 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:43,242 and we all ride away. 191 00:07:44,457 --> 00:07:46,375 Bye! 192 00:07:46,471 --> 00:07:47,334 Hey! 193 00:07:47,430 --> 00:07:49,253 - Best parents ever. 194 00:07:49,348 --> 00:07:51,715 - Timmy Turner? 195 00:07:52,865 --> 00:07:54,751 Down here, treetop. 196 00:07:55,806 --> 00:07:57,341 - We've got a problem. 197 00:07:57,437 --> 00:07:58,300 - A big one. 198 00:07:58,396 --> 00:07:59,867 - And you are? 199 00:07:59,963 --> 00:08:01,625 - I'm Christmas Carol, 200 00:08:01,721 --> 00:08:03,160 elf first class. 201 00:08:03,255 --> 00:08:04,630 This is my associate, 202 00:08:04,726 --> 00:08:05,589 dingle Dave. 203 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,156 - I have no class. 204 00:08:07,252 --> 00:08:08,914 - Carol. 205 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:10,993 - Wanda. 206 00:08:11,088 --> 00:08:12,335 - Cosmo. 207 00:08:12,431 --> 00:08:13,710 - Dingle. 208 00:08:13,806 --> 00:08:15,788 Both: Lousy stinkin' fairies. 209 00:08:15,884 --> 00:08:18,122 Both: Dirty rotten elves. 210 00:08:18,282 --> 00:08:19,816 - Wait a minute. You guys know each other? 211 00:08:19,912 --> 00:08:21,735 - Unfortunately, we do, 212 00:08:21,830 --> 00:08:24,356 although they're shorter than I remember. 213 00:08:24,452 --> 00:08:26,018 - Who you calling short? 214 00:08:26,114 --> 00:08:27,713 - Bring it on, dingle boy. 215 00:08:28,832 --> 00:08:30,750 - What's this? 216 00:08:30,846 --> 00:08:32,892 Timmy Turner with some colorfully dressed weirdos 217 00:08:32,988 --> 00:08:34,650 that aren't fairies. 218 00:08:40,629 --> 00:08:42,931 - Oh. 219 00:08:43,027 --> 00:08:45,744 - So you guys are real, live elves? 220 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,087 - Of course we are. 221 00:08:47,182 --> 00:08:49,612 - We live to make the world a happier place. 222 00:08:53,193 --> 00:08:54,599 - It's amazing. Magical creatures. 223 00:08:54,728 --> 00:08:56,517 You don't see that every day. 224 00:08:56,646 --> 00:08:57,668 - Hmm? - Huh? 225 00:08:57,764 --> 00:08:59,843 - Oh, sorry. 226 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:03,487 So you guys actually know the real Santa claus? 227 00:09:03,583 --> 00:09:04,990 - The real Santa. 228 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,379 Time for me to square off with the big guy 229 00:09:08,475 --> 00:09:10,937 and get off the so-called naughty list. 230 00:09:11,032 --> 00:09:13,302 He owes me. 231 00:09:14,485 --> 00:09:15,508 Ah! 232 00:09:15,604 --> 00:09:17,490 Die! Mmm! 233 00:09:17,586 --> 00:09:19,248 - Oh, elves visiting dimmsdale at Christmas? 234 00:09:19,344 --> 00:09:20,847 This is so exciting. - Yeah, right. 235 00:09:20,943 --> 00:09:23,085 - I wouldn't be too excited if I were you, kid. 236 00:09:23,180 --> 00:09:25,866 Santa wants to see you right away. 237 00:09:25,962 --> 00:09:28,456 Both: You're in big trouble, Timmy Turner. 238 00:09:31,973 --> 00:09:33,539 - Here we are. 239 00:09:33,635 --> 00:09:35,106 - Tootie, look down there. 240 00:09:35,202 --> 00:09:36,161 The north pole. 241 00:09:36,257 --> 00:09:37,759 It's amazing. - Wow. 242 00:09:37,855 --> 00:09:40,348 - Yeah, if you like that sort of thing. 243 00:09:44,633 --> 00:09:46,391 Ah, get me out of here. 244 00:09:46,487 --> 00:09:47,925 Smells like elf farts in there. 245 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,332 And it's cold out here. 246 00:09:49,428 --> 00:09:51,251 - Ooh! 247 00:09:51,346 --> 00:09:53,680 - Ah. 248 00:09:53,776 --> 00:09:56,622 - Mr. Turner, we've been expecting you. 249 00:09:56,717 --> 00:09:59,435 Welcome to the north pole. 250 00:10:03,016 --> 00:10:03,879 - Fairies. 251 00:10:03,975 --> 00:10:05,510 Both: Elves. 252 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,524 - I'm sensing some very hostile vibrations 253 00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:09,154 between you guys and the elves. 254 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:10,689 What happened? 255 00:10:10,785 --> 00:10:12,670 This is supposed to be a time of peace and love. 256 00:10:12,766 --> 00:10:14,780 - They know what they did to us. 257 00:10:14,876 --> 00:10:16,507 - What we did? 258 00:10:16,603 --> 00:10:18,937 - Oh, that's rich coming from you. 259 00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:19,959 - Whoa. 260 00:10:20,055 --> 00:10:21,014 What's that? 261 00:10:23,029 --> 00:10:24,500 Elves: Don't touch that! 262 00:10:24,596 --> 00:10:27,377 - This is the Christmas spirit generator. 263 00:10:27,473 --> 00:10:29,934 He generates cheer all around the world. 264 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:30,989 - Keep moving, people. 265 00:10:31,085 --> 00:10:32,428 We are on a schedule. 266 00:10:32,556 --> 00:10:34,634 We do not want to keep Mr. Claus waiting. 267 00:10:46,974 --> 00:10:47,998 Oh. 268 00:10:48,094 --> 00:10:49,149 So the north pole does exist. 269 00:10:50,971 --> 00:10:52,473 - Apparently, so do polar bears! 270 00:10:55,958 --> 00:10:57,269 - Oh! - Ooh, wow! 271 00:10:57,364 --> 00:10:58,324 - Follow me. 272 00:10:58,452 --> 00:11:00,018 - Uh, I mean, yeah, whatever. 273 00:11:00,114 --> 00:11:01,201 - Wow. 274 00:11:12,614 --> 00:11:15,587 - Welcome to Santa's workshop. 275 00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:16,771 - Amazing. 276 00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:17,985 - Here you'll see 277 00:11:18,081 --> 00:11:20,128 state-of-the-art toy-making technology, 278 00:11:20,224 --> 00:11:23,164 as well as the latest in Holly, jolly hardware. 279 00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:24,571 - Over there is the command center. 280 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:26,106 That's where we cross-reference 281 00:11:26,266 --> 00:11:28,408 each and every gift with the naughty and nice list. 282 00:11:28,504 --> 00:11:30,806 Feel free to marvel at the gift-o-wrapper: 283 00:11:30,901 --> 00:11:34,035 Perfectly gift-wraps up to 600 toys a minute. 284 00:11:34,131 --> 00:11:35,441 - Whoa. - Oh. 285 00:11:35,537 --> 00:11:37,775 - We like to call it our little wrap star. 286 00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:40,716 - Whee! 287 00:11:40,812 --> 00:11:42,346 - Oh, be careful in there. 288 00:11:42,442 --> 00:11:43,849 - My turn next. 289 00:11:43,945 --> 00:11:45,032 - Oh, hey. What's this stuff? 290 00:11:45,128 --> 00:11:46,247 Elves: Don't touch that! 291 00:11:46,407 --> 00:11:47,462 - Ooh. 292 00:11:50,595 --> 00:11:52,546 Oh. 293 00:11:52,641 --> 00:11:55,838 And that's the dimensionation station. 294 00:11:55,998 --> 00:11:57,341 We can track weather patterns 295 00:11:57,437 --> 00:12:00,154 as well as real-time databases of chimney sizes. 296 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:02,137 They tell Santa exactly just how much 297 00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:04,310 to suck in his belly to fit down each one. 298 00:12:04,406 --> 00:12:05,749 - Awesome. 299 00:12:05,844 --> 00:12:07,060 Elves: Don't touch that! 300 00:12:09,714 --> 00:12:11,728 - Timmy Turner! 301 00:12:11,824 --> 00:12:13,646 Both: Santa! 302 00:12:16,651 --> 00:12:19,336 - I need a word with you. 303 00:12:25,762 --> 00:12:29,151 Timmy Turner. 304 00:12:29,247 --> 00:12:30,781 Welcome to the north pole! 305 00:12:30,877 --> 00:12:32,987 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 306 00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:34,490 Ho, ho, ho, ho. - Thanks, Santa. 307 00:12:36,121 --> 00:12:38,998 You must be tootie. 308 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,331 - You know my name. 309 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,770 - But of course. 310 00:12:42,866 --> 00:12:44,817 And I know every present I've ever given you. 311 00:12:44,913 --> 00:12:46,319 Try me. 312 00:12:46,415 --> 00:12:47,949 - Uh, what did you get for me when I was eight? 313 00:12:48,045 --> 00:12:50,667 - A professor noggin chemistry set 314 00:12:50,763 --> 00:12:52,585 and ballerina shoes. 315 00:12:52,681 --> 00:12:53,545 Ho, ho! 316 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,111 - Whoa. Let me try. 317 00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:56,645 What did you give me when I was six? 318 00:12:56,741 --> 00:12:57,956 - Easy. 319 00:12:58,052 --> 00:13:00,258 A Matty meteor star blaster, 320 00:13:00,354 --> 00:13:01,793 a unicycle with a sissy bar seat, 321 00:13:01,889 --> 00:13:03,615 one pair of underpants that could be used as a hat 322 00:13:03,711 --> 00:13:04,925 when it rained, two hams, 323 00:13:05,054 --> 00:13:06,972 oh, and a Wendy wee-wee doll that when you pulled the-- 324 00:13:07,068 --> 00:13:09,689 - uh, what's this thing do? 325 00:13:09,849 --> 00:13:11,672 - Could I have a moment with Timmy, please? 326 00:13:11,768 --> 00:13:13,782 - Uh... - This way, tootie. 327 00:13:13,878 --> 00:13:15,475 - Timmy, my boy. 328 00:13:30,950 --> 00:13:32,612 Hmm. 329 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:33,571 Ooh, incredible. 330 00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:34,818 Santa's workshop. 331 00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,033 In order for me to confront him, 332 00:13:36,129 --> 00:13:37,695 I'll need to disguise myself. 333 00:13:37,791 --> 00:13:39,069 Ooh, time to use 334 00:13:39,165 --> 00:13:40,988 my patented Crocker blend-in technique. 335 00:13:41,084 --> 00:13:41,947 Yoink! 336 00:13:44,536 --> 00:13:45,399 Oh, perfect. 337 00:13:45,495 --> 00:13:47,382 Now I look just like an elf. 338 00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:50,259 - You there! 339 00:13:50,355 --> 00:13:51,954 And where do you think you're going? 340 00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:53,297 - Me? 341 00:13:53,393 --> 00:13:54,352 Oh, nowhere special. 342 00:13:54,448 --> 00:13:58,124 Just a typical elf doing, um, 343 00:13:58,220 --> 00:13:59,882 elf things. 344 00:13:59,978 --> 00:14:01,800 - You're new around here, aren't you? 345 00:14:01,896 --> 00:14:03,111 - Yes, sir. 346 00:14:03,207 --> 00:14:04,358 Crash! 347 00:14:04,518 --> 00:14:05,797 Yeah, fresh in from the elf academy 348 00:14:05,893 --> 00:14:07,779 with the sugarplums and the candy canes 349 00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:10,177 and the... gingerbread. 350 00:14:10,273 --> 00:14:11,136 - Good. 351 00:14:11,232 --> 00:14:12,446 You can start 352 00:14:12,542 --> 00:14:14,460 by mucking out the reindeer stalls. 353 00:14:14,556 --> 00:14:17,274 - Right away, sir. 354 00:14:19,352 --> 00:14:20,471 - But first, 355 00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:23,444 your ears look a little dull. 356 00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:25,202 Looks like we have to sharpen them. 357 00:14:36,073 --> 00:14:38,119 - I got a problem. 358 00:14:38,214 --> 00:14:40,005 - Uh, well, just tell me it as a wish, 359 00:14:40,068 --> 00:14:41,955 and my fairies will fix it, no problem. 360 00:14:42,051 --> 00:14:43,969 - That's my problem! 361 00:14:44,065 --> 00:14:45,376 When you use your powers 362 00:14:45,472 --> 00:14:46,974 to give people everything that they want, 363 00:14:47,070 --> 00:14:48,445 especially this time of year, 364 00:14:48,541 --> 00:14:50,587 well, they don't need me. 365 00:14:50,683 --> 00:14:54,167 Their names are disappearing from my nice list. 366 00:14:54,263 --> 00:14:55,543 - Wow, Santa. 367 00:14:55,638 --> 00:14:57,301 I never really thought about it that way. 368 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,483 - Oh. 369 00:14:58,579 --> 00:15:00,210 - I just love giving, you know? 370 00:15:00,305 --> 00:15:02,160 Love, love, love. - I know. 371 00:15:02,256 --> 00:15:03,727 Giving is the greatest thing there is. 372 00:15:03,823 --> 00:15:06,316 But as you know, with great power-- 373 00:15:06,412 --> 00:15:09,481 and magical fairies do fall into that category-- 374 00:15:09,577 --> 00:15:11,719 comes great responsibility. 375 00:15:13,478 --> 00:15:14,788 - Sorry, Santa. 376 00:15:14,884 --> 00:15:16,739 I guess I put everyone in a bad spot, huh? 377 00:15:16,835 --> 00:15:18,209 - Here. 378 00:15:18,369 --> 00:15:19,328 Have a candy cane. 379 00:15:19,392 --> 00:15:20,767 There isn't a bad spot 380 00:15:20,863 --> 00:15:22,365 that one of Santa's delicious candy canes 381 00:15:22,461 --> 00:15:23,740 can't get you out of. 382 00:15:23,836 --> 00:15:27,001 In your case, 383 00:15:27,064 --> 00:15:28,280 you better take two. 384 00:15:28,376 --> 00:15:29,431 - Hmm. - Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 385 00:15:29,527 --> 00:15:31,797 - Thanks. 386 00:15:31,828 --> 00:15:33,331 - Oh. 387 00:15:33,427 --> 00:15:35,281 - Whoa! 388 00:15:35,377 --> 00:15:37,199 - Ah! Oh, no! 389 00:15:46,471 --> 00:15:48,293 - So now do you understand, Timmy? 390 00:15:48,389 --> 00:15:51,458 Christmas should be a time where giving is special. 391 00:15:51,554 --> 00:15:53,185 Look at these elves. 392 00:15:53,281 --> 00:15:55,646 They work all year long 393 00:15:55,774 --> 00:15:57,693 to make sure that Christmas can happen 394 00:15:57,788 --> 00:16:00,410 for all the good boys and girls. 395 00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:02,743 - Sorry, Santa. It's jammed again. 396 00:16:02,839 --> 00:16:04,246 - Will you give me a second, Timmy? 397 00:16:04,406 --> 00:16:07,347 I wish this thing would stop breaking down. 398 00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:09,681 - Hey. Hey, did you guys hear that? 399 00:16:09,777 --> 00:16:11,535 Santa just made a wish. - Uh... 400 00:16:11,631 --> 00:16:14,348 Didn't Santa just ask you not to? 401 00:16:14,444 --> 00:16:16,650 - Psh, he didn't say anything about not making wishes for him. 402 00:16:16,746 --> 00:16:18,089 - I'll just put my arm up here. 403 00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,656 Oh, sorry. - Come on. 404 00:16:19,752 --> 00:16:21,350 Let's show him how we roll and fix that thing. 405 00:16:21,446 --> 00:16:23,332 - Uh, if you say so, Timmy. 406 00:16:24,387 --> 00:16:25,698 Ah! Oh! 407 00:16:25,794 --> 00:16:27,233 - Oh! 408 00:16:28,991 --> 00:16:32,316 - Way to go. - Guys, w-what's going on? 409 00:16:32,412 --> 00:16:34,362 - Are you crazy? - Oh! Oh! 410 00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:36,791 - Using fairy magic in an elf-made building? 411 00:16:36,887 --> 00:16:38,230 - It wasn't us. 412 00:16:39,893 --> 00:16:41,267 - Whoa. Oh! 413 00:16:41,363 --> 00:16:42,610 Whoa! 414 00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:44,145 Crash! 415 00:16:46,926 --> 00:16:48,525 Oh! 416 00:16:59,171 --> 00:17:00,289 - Is he... 417 00:17:03,902 --> 00:17:05,533 - Santa? 418 00:17:05,629 --> 00:17:06,652 Are you okay? 419 00:17:06,748 --> 00:17:08,091 Speak to me! 420 00:17:08,187 --> 00:17:09,433 - I'm fine, mommy. 421 00:17:11,544 --> 00:17:12,886 - "Ha, ha, ha"? 422 00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:14,421 Not "ho, ho, ho"? 423 00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:16,019 - Santa claus, are you hurt? 424 00:17:16,115 --> 00:17:17,682 - Santa claus? 425 00:17:17,778 --> 00:17:19,376 Who's Santa claus? 426 00:17:22,094 --> 00:17:22,893 I'm the easter bunny. 427 00:17:30,438 --> 00:17:32,484 - Clearly the fall scrambled Santa's head. 428 00:17:32,644 --> 00:17:34,562 He's forgotten who he is. 429 00:17:34,658 --> 00:17:37,056 - Who knows how long he's gonna be like this? 430 00:17:38,494 --> 00:17:41,020 - Oh, it gets worse, guys. 431 00:17:41,116 --> 00:17:42,618 I think those are rabbit droppings. 432 00:17:45,144 --> 00:17:46,071 - Emergency shutdown. 433 00:17:46,103 --> 00:17:48,405 - Emergency shutdown? 434 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,035 - Emergency shutdown. 435 00:17:50,131 --> 00:17:51,346 - Oh, no. 436 00:17:51,442 --> 00:17:53,008 This is not good. 437 00:17:53,104 --> 00:17:54,991 - Oh. - Emergency shutdown. 438 00:17:55,087 --> 00:17:56,877 Emergency shutdown. 439 00:17:56,972 --> 00:18:00,458 Emergency shutdown. Emergency shutdown. 440 00:18:00,554 --> 00:18:01,896 Emergency shutdown. 441 00:18:01,992 --> 00:18:03,942 Emergency shutdown. - Oh, no. 442 00:18:04,038 --> 00:18:05,541 - W-W-What's happening? 443 00:18:05,637 --> 00:18:07,875 - It's the workshop failsafe system kicking in. 444 00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:09,441 Without a functioning Santa claus, 445 00:18:09,537 --> 00:18:10,816 the workshop won't work. 446 00:18:10,912 --> 00:18:12,670 - This is all your fault, Timmy Turner. 447 00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:13,757 - My fault? 448 00:18:15,547 --> 00:18:17,881 - Yes, your fault. 449 00:18:17,977 --> 00:18:20,983 It is I, jorgen Von strangle, 450 00:18:21,079 --> 00:18:22,549 and I'm here to, uh, 451 00:18:22,645 --> 00:18:24,723 not only model the latest in fairy winter wear... 452 00:18:24,819 --> 00:18:25,841 - Hmm. 453 00:18:25,937 --> 00:18:26,801 - But to once again 454 00:18:26,896 --> 00:18:28,176 straighten out the mess 455 00:18:28,272 --> 00:18:30,637 Timmy Turner has made. 456 00:18:30,733 --> 00:18:32,396 By the way, merry Christmas. 457 00:18:32,492 --> 00:18:34,090 - Jorgen? - Ooh, presents. 458 00:18:34,186 --> 00:18:35,945 - Ooh. 459 00:18:36,008 --> 00:18:37,351 Fairies: Da rules? 460 00:18:37,447 --> 00:18:38,885 - Timmy Turner, 461 00:18:38,981 --> 00:18:40,868 I came here to inform you 462 00:18:40,964 --> 00:18:42,530 that you are once again 463 00:18:42,658 --> 00:18:45,024 in deep trouble. 464 00:18:45,119 --> 00:18:46,526 According to da rules, 465 00:18:46,622 --> 00:18:48,860 paragraph 1,225, article "k," 466 00:18:48,956 --> 00:18:50,811 subsection kringle, 467 00:18:50,907 --> 00:18:53,751 if a godchild should injure a holiday icon 468 00:18:53,847 --> 00:18:55,350 and prevent said icon 469 00:18:55,446 --> 00:18:56,949 from performing their holiday duties... 470 00:18:57,045 --> 00:18:59,026 He said "doodies." 471 00:19:00,081 --> 00:19:01,968 - Then... 472 00:19:02,064 --> 00:19:03,630 The godchild in question 473 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:06,668 must assume the responsibilities of that icon 474 00:19:06,764 --> 00:19:09,577 until such time as the icon is able to perform again. 475 00:19:09,672 --> 00:19:10,984 - Okay, jorgen. 476 00:19:11,079 --> 00:19:12,422 In English, please? 477 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,436 - Fine. 478 00:19:14,532 --> 00:19:16,674 Until Santa gets better... 479 00:19:16,770 --> 00:19:17,825 - Carrots! 480 00:19:22,141 --> 00:19:23,484 - Timmy Turner, 481 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:27,449 you are the new Santa claus. 482 00:19:34,162 --> 00:19:35,824 - Me? Santa claus? 483 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,391 - Come on. 484 00:19:37,487 --> 00:19:38,958 - This is ridiculous. 485 00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:41,387 This boy taking the place of the great claus? 486 00:19:41,483 --> 00:19:42,538 I scoff at that. 487 00:19:42,634 --> 00:19:44,296 Watch me scoff. 488 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,023 - You call that a scoff? 489 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,238 This is a scoff. 490 00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:50,499 - That's more an expression of doubt. 491 00:19:50,595 --> 00:19:52,129 - Well, I took a shot. - Guys, guys, guys. 492 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,695 What are you fighting about? 493 00:19:53,791 --> 00:19:56,669 - The fairies and elves have been feuding for centuries. 494 00:19:56,764 --> 00:20:00,634 - That's because fairies always ruin everything. 495 00:20:00,729 --> 00:20:02,392 - Everyone, focus. 496 00:20:02,487 --> 00:20:04,821 Timmy being Santa claus just might work. 497 00:20:04,917 --> 00:20:05,780 - Really? 498 00:20:05,876 --> 00:20:08,146 - Bring me Santa's hat. 499 00:20:11,918 --> 00:20:13,901 If what that muscle head says is true 500 00:20:13,997 --> 00:20:15,755 and you've taken on the Santa position, 501 00:20:15,851 --> 00:20:17,929 then the workshop should respond to you. 502 00:20:18,025 --> 00:20:19,655 There's only one way to test it. 503 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,094 Put it on. 504 00:20:23,907 --> 00:20:25,538 Crash! 505 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,929 - Whoa. 506 00:20:39,669 --> 00:20:41,108 - System reboot. 507 00:20:43,505 --> 00:20:44,592 - It's working. 508 00:20:44,688 --> 00:20:46,702 I can't believe it. 509 00:20:46,798 --> 00:20:48,301 - Take your places, everyone. 510 00:20:48,364 --> 00:20:50,603 Christmas is a go. 511 00:20:50,699 --> 00:20:52,393 - Ooh, I want to help. 512 00:21:09,209 --> 00:21:10,903 - Enjoy. 513 00:21:10,999 --> 00:21:11,862 - Hey. 514 00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:13,749 I could get used to this. 515 00:21:13,845 --> 00:21:16,211 Well, at least until Santa gets better. 516 00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:19,951 Oh, yeah, with Wanda, cosmo, and poof by my side, 517 00:21:20,015 --> 00:21:22,189 I can totally pull off this Santa thing. 518 00:21:22,285 --> 00:21:23,372 - Youch! 519 00:21:23,467 --> 00:21:25,354 That ear sharpener really smarts. 520 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,912 Huh. 521 00:21:28,008 --> 00:21:30,022 Who knew reindeer poop was so sparkly? 522 00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:34,722 - Nobody can sit and watch other people work 523 00:21:34,818 --> 00:21:36,128 quite like our Timmy. 524 00:21:36,256 --> 00:21:38,973 I'm so proud. 525 00:21:42,586 --> 00:21:46,006 - Emergency shutdown. Emergency shutdown. 526 00:21:46,102 --> 00:21:47,574 Emergency shutdown. 527 00:22:01,352 --> 00:22:02,983 Doesn't anyone pay the electricity bill 528 00:22:03,111 --> 00:22:04,294 around here? 529 00:22:07,651 --> 00:22:09,153 Ooh, what's that? 530 00:22:09,249 --> 00:22:11,455 "Close the gate so the reindeer won't escape," hmm. 531 00:22:11,551 --> 00:22:14,652 Hmm. 532 00:22:15,707 --> 00:22:18,201 Deal with it. 533 00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:20,183 - What's happening, Timmy? 534 00:22:20,279 --> 00:22:22,325 - We've got a problem. - What is it? 535 00:22:22,421 --> 00:22:24,339 - Timmy Turner can't be Santa claus. 536 00:22:24,435 --> 00:22:25,938 - Why not? 537 00:22:26,034 --> 00:22:27,504 - Because Timmy Turner 538 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,103 is on the naughty list. 539 00:22:32,683 --> 00:22:34,410 - Well, then these need to disappear. 540 00:22:36,551 --> 00:22:37,990 - M-m-m-me? 541 00:22:38,086 --> 00:22:40,612 - But how did Timmy end up on the naughty list? 542 00:22:40,708 --> 00:22:42,051 - Maybe it has something to do 543 00:22:42,147 --> 00:22:44,353 with the fact that he almost killed Santa. 544 00:22:44,384 --> 00:22:46,046 - Or the fact that he messed up Christmas 545 00:22:46,142 --> 00:22:48,444 in the first place by granting so many wishes. 546 00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:50,906 - Or the fact that he has terrible body odor, 547 00:22:51,066 --> 00:22:52,025 cries in his sleep-- 548 00:22:52,089 --> 00:22:52,984 oh, wait. That's me. 549 00:22:53,048 --> 00:22:54,295 - Hey. No big deal. 550 00:22:54,391 --> 00:22:56,054 I can totally fix this mess. 551 00:22:56,150 --> 00:22:57,684 All I got to do is have cosmo, Wanda, and poof 552 00:22:57,780 --> 00:22:58,739 zap me off the naughty list. 553 00:22:58,802 --> 00:23:00,209 Simple. 554 00:23:00,305 --> 00:23:02,096 - If there's one thing fairies understand, 555 00:23:02,192 --> 00:23:03,055 it's simple. 556 00:23:03,151 --> 00:23:04,365 - Oh, really? 557 00:23:04,494 --> 00:23:05,453 Well, it would be simple 558 00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:07,371 to turn you into a pooper scooper. 559 00:23:07,403 --> 00:23:09,289 - What's going on? 560 00:23:09,353 --> 00:23:11,463 I'm not getting any magic reception in my wand. 561 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:12,965 - Me neither. 562 00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:14,724 I got no bars. I got to get out of here. 563 00:23:14,819 --> 00:23:16,099 I got people coming over tonight. 564 00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:17,921 - With the Christmas spirit power down, 565 00:23:17,953 --> 00:23:19,839 the north pole's magnetic polarity 566 00:23:19,903 --> 00:23:22,109 is rendering your fairy magic useless. 567 00:23:22,205 --> 00:23:24,187 - Okay. Okay. 568 00:23:24,283 --> 00:23:25,753 How do I get my name off the naughty list? 569 00:23:25,849 --> 00:23:27,832 - There's only one way. 570 00:23:28,887 --> 00:23:30,006 - Tell us, dingle Dave. 571 00:23:30,102 --> 00:23:31,668 I mean, Timmy will do anything. 572 00:23:31,764 --> 00:23:33,938 - Well, surely you don't mean... 573 00:23:34,034 --> 00:23:35,281 - Yes. 574 00:23:35,377 --> 00:23:37,519 Elmer the elder elf. 575 00:23:40,396 --> 00:23:41,899 He sees all. 576 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:42,858 He knows all. 577 00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:44,584 Only he has the power 578 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,990 to take someone off the naughty list. 579 00:23:46,086 --> 00:23:47,717 - Well, easy. 580 00:23:47,813 --> 00:23:49,987 I'll just go to this Elmer the elder elf's house 581 00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:52,512 and ask him to take me off the naughty list. 582 00:23:52,608 --> 00:23:53,983 - It's not that easy, Timmy. 583 00:23:54,079 --> 00:23:55,677 People have tried, and-- 584 00:23:55,773 --> 00:23:57,244 - well, Timmy has to do something. 585 00:23:57,276 --> 00:23:58,842 There's two days left until Christmas, 586 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,537 and real Santa doesn't look 587 00:24:00,633 --> 00:24:02,455 like he's gonna be ready anytime soon. 588 00:24:03,958 --> 00:24:05,908 I'm a pretty little ballerina. 589 00:24:07,282 --> 00:24:08,146 Whee! - Look. 590 00:24:08,242 --> 00:24:10,672 I owe this to Santa claus. 591 00:24:10,768 --> 00:24:13,101 Okay, out there somewhere, there is another little boy 592 00:24:13,197 --> 00:24:14,892 dreaming of a Wendy wee-wee doll. 593 00:24:17,225 --> 00:24:19,016 I mean a football. 594 00:24:19,112 --> 00:24:20,518 And I'm not gonna let that kid down. 595 00:24:20,614 --> 00:24:21,893 If I have to travel 596 00:24:21,989 --> 00:24:23,620 to this Elmer the elder elf's realm, 597 00:24:23,716 --> 00:24:24,771 I'll do it-- 598 00:24:24,867 --> 00:24:25,730 alone. 599 00:24:25,826 --> 00:24:27,776 - Without magic, Timmy? 600 00:24:27,936 --> 00:24:29,374 - Oh, Timmy can do anything. 601 00:24:29,470 --> 00:24:30,813 Right, Timmy? - Yeah. 602 00:24:30,909 --> 00:24:32,315 How hard can it be? 603 00:24:32,411 --> 00:24:33,786 - The path to Elmer's realm 604 00:24:33,882 --> 00:24:36,823 is fraught with death and danger 605 00:24:36,919 --> 00:24:39,061 and more dangerous danger. 606 00:24:39,157 --> 00:24:40,947 - And--and by "danger," you mean... 607 00:24:41,043 --> 00:24:42,706 - You may not make it back alive, 608 00:24:42,802 --> 00:24:44,241 Timmy Turner. 609 00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:47,597 - I'm going with you. 610 00:24:47,693 --> 00:24:50,154 We're a team. 611 00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:52,233 - And I, unfortunately, will not be going, 612 00:24:52,329 --> 00:24:54,535 because I'm extremely allergic to danger. 613 00:24:54,631 --> 00:24:55,846 - You're coming too. 614 00:24:55,942 --> 00:24:57,668 - Fine, but if my tongue swells up-- 615 00:24:57,731 --> 00:25:00,417 oh, no, it's already started. 616 00:25:03,774 --> 00:25:05,341 - Mr. Crocker, what are you doing here? 617 00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:06,939 - Oh, well, it's a long story 618 00:25:07,035 --> 00:25:09,017 that involves a freezing car ride, 619 00:25:09,177 --> 00:25:11,319 reindeer poop, and an ear sharpener. 620 00:25:11,415 --> 00:25:12,693 Believe me, 621 00:25:12,789 --> 00:25:14,772 that part-- not pretty. 622 00:25:14,932 --> 00:25:16,306 But that is not the point. 623 00:25:16,402 --> 00:25:18,896 You see, I am here because I am coming along 624 00:25:18,992 --> 00:25:22,860 to get my name taken off the naughty list too. 625 00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:27,208 - Well, you're welcome to come, Mr. Crocker. 626 00:25:27,304 --> 00:25:28,199 We'll all go together. 627 00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:29,318 - Whatever. 628 00:25:29,350 --> 00:25:32,036 - Well, 629 00:25:32,196 --> 00:25:34,114 you're gonna need a guide. 630 00:25:34,210 --> 00:25:35,776 - And someone to carry back your bodies. 631 00:25:35,872 --> 00:25:36,991 - Huh? 632 00:25:37,087 --> 00:25:39,548 - And you're also gonna need this. 633 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,334 - Cold. 634 00:26:09,793 --> 00:26:10,975 - Which way now, guys? 635 00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:12,382 - Never fear, Timmy. 636 00:26:12,478 --> 00:26:13,533 It's obvious. 637 00:26:13,629 --> 00:26:15,387 The realm of Elmer is-- 638 00:26:15,483 --> 00:26:17,625 both: That way! 639 00:26:17,721 --> 00:26:19,192 Right. That way. 640 00:26:20,470 --> 00:26:21,334 - Oh, I wish you could wish 641 00:26:21,429 --> 00:26:22,293 for directions, 642 00:26:22,389 --> 00:26:23,571 but my wand's as useless 643 00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:25,618 as cosmo's invisibility helmet. 644 00:26:25,714 --> 00:26:28,783 - Wanda, I'm right here. She can't see me. 645 00:26:28,815 --> 00:26:30,477 - I thought you guys said you knew the north pole 646 00:26:30,573 --> 00:26:31,884 like the back of your hand. 647 00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:33,610 - Oh, typical elves-- 648 00:26:33,706 --> 00:26:34,697 no sense of direction. 649 00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:36,519 Oh, yeah? 650 00:26:36,615 --> 00:26:38,149 Well, typical fairies-- 651 00:26:38,245 --> 00:26:39,237 no taste in husbands. 652 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:40,292 - Hey! 653 00:26:40,355 --> 00:26:41,506 - How dare you? 654 00:26:41,602 --> 00:26:43,233 I have fantastic taste in husbands. 655 00:26:43,329 --> 00:26:45,088 - Okay, that's it. 656 00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,165 What did I do? 657 00:26:47,261 --> 00:26:48,444 - I can't kick him. He's floating. 658 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:49,883 - Ha, you're so short, 659 00:26:49,915 --> 00:26:51,322 you couldn't kick a flea's knees. 660 00:26:51,418 --> 00:26:52,440 - Burn. 661 00:26:52,536 --> 00:26:53,847 - Oh, yeah? 662 00:26:53,943 --> 00:26:55,638 - Oh! 663 00:26:55,734 --> 00:26:57,044 - Ha! Missed me! 664 00:26:57,140 --> 00:26:59,378 What is the deal? 665 00:26:59,474 --> 00:27:00,721 - He's got snowballs. 666 00:27:00,817 --> 00:27:02,511 I can't kick him. 667 00:27:02,607 --> 00:27:03,630 - What was that? 668 00:27:04,781 --> 00:27:06,507 - There's nothing there, tootie. 669 00:27:06,603 --> 00:27:07,722 - But just to be safe, 670 00:27:07,818 --> 00:27:09,545 we'll hide in Timmy's pocket. 671 00:27:12,677 --> 00:27:14,404 - Hey, guys. 672 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,067 Over there. 673 00:27:31,188 --> 00:27:34,225 This is the only way to transport us 674 00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:35,824 over the cracked candy cane chasm 675 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,158 to the forbidden forest. 676 00:27:38,254 --> 00:27:40,236 The chasm floor is miles below. 677 00:27:40,332 --> 00:27:41,675 It's made up entirely 678 00:27:41,738 --> 00:27:44,456 of ancient razor-sharp broken candy canes. 679 00:27:44,552 --> 00:27:46,054 - All pointed owie side up. 680 00:27:46,150 --> 00:27:48,612 One slip, and you're peppermint shish kebab! 681 00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:50,690 - You know, guys, maybe this wasn't the best idea. 682 00:27:50,786 --> 00:27:53,247 - Whoo! See you on the other side! 683 00:27:53,343 --> 00:27:55,805 Whoa! 684 00:27:55,901 --> 00:27:57,563 Whoo! 685 00:27:58,587 --> 00:28:00,090 - What she said. 686 00:28:00,185 --> 00:28:01,080 - Whoo! 687 00:28:04,149 --> 00:28:05,556 - Whoa! 688 00:28:08,593 --> 00:28:09,585 - Um... 689 00:28:11,470 --> 00:28:12,429 You know... 690 00:28:13,772 --> 00:28:14,987 It's really not so bad 691 00:28:15,083 --> 00:28:16,522 being on the naughty list after all. 692 00:28:16,618 --> 00:28:18,248 I think I'll just-- 693 00:28:18,344 --> 00:28:21,605 I regret nothing! 694 00:28:22,756 --> 00:28:24,226 - Whoo! - Whoa! 695 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,959 - Oh, no! 696 00:28:30,014 --> 00:28:31,676 Ooh! 697 00:28:31,772 --> 00:28:32,891 Whoo! 698 00:28:37,303 --> 00:28:38,421 Ooh, fun. 699 00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:41,043 - Whoa! Whoa, whoa! 700 00:28:43,696 --> 00:28:45,199 - Whoo-hoo! 701 00:28:49,131 --> 00:28:50,443 - Ah, I haven't been that scared 702 00:28:50,538 --> 00:28:52,073 since Wanda's mother moved in with us. 703 00:28:52,169 --> 00:28:55,877 Oh, there are things I can't unsee. 704 00:28:58,531 --> 00:28:59,521 - If that's as bad as it gets, 705 00:28:59,617 --> 00:29:01,120 I think we're gonna be okay. 706 00:29:01,216 --> 00:29:03,358 I feel pretty good about this trip. 707 00:29:03,454 --> 00:29:05,500 I'm with my friends. I'm helping save Christmas. 708 00:29:05,596 --> 00:29:06,875 What's the worst that could happen? 709 00:29:06,971 --> 00:29:07,994 Huh? 710 00:29:08,090 --> 00:29:09,560 - Oh! 711 00:29:10,711 --> 00:29:11,574 - Tootie! 712 00:29:11,670 --> 00:29:12,981 - Oh, well. 713 00:29:13,077 --> 00:29:14,612 Better them than me. 714 00:29:27,879 --> 00:29:29,254 - Oh, Mr. Crocker! 715 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:31,300 - I've always pictured your demise, Turner. 716 00:29:31,396 --> 00:29:34,465 I just never pictured me being with you when it happened! 717 00:29:41,786 --> 00:29:42,905 - Is everyone okay? 718 00:29:43,001 --> 00:29:44,791 - Well, uh, we fell off a cliff. 719 00:29:44,887 --> 00:29:47,126 We're in the forbidden forest. We lost Timmy. 720 00:29:47,221 --> 00:29:48,819 We're wet and cold. 721 00:29:48,915 --> 00:29:50,770 - Other than that, we're great. - Yeah. 722 00:29:50,866 --> 00:29:52,240 - I'll tell you what's not great. 723 00:29:52,336 --> 00:29:53,743 You're sitting on us! - Oh. 724 00:29:57,516 --> 00:29:58,379 - Whoa. 725 00:30:02,215 --> 00:30:03,526 - Whoa! Whoa! 726 00:30:03,622 --> 00:30:04,869 - Aah! 727 00:30:07,267 --> 00:30:09,025 - Ah. 728 00:30:11,295 --> 00:30:12,382 - Did you see that? 729 00:30:14,172 --> 00:30:15,995 - Probably an elf-eating monster. 730 00:30:17,050 --> 00:30:18,009 There it is again. 731 00:30:18,072 --> 00:30:20,278 It's a-- it's a-- 732 00:30:20,374 --> 00:30:21,589 it's... 733 00:30:21,685 --> 00:30:24,051 - It's not an elf-eating monster. 734 00:30:24,147 --> 00:30:25,265 It's a penguin. 735 00:30:25,361 --> 00:30:27,375 Maybe he's seen Timmy. 736 00:30:27,471 --> 00:30:30,189 - Last I checked, penguins aren't very talkative. 737 00:30:30,285 --> 00:30:31,691 - There's one way to find out. 738 00:30:31,787 --> 00:30:32,875 - Whoo! 739 00:30:32,971 --> 00:30:33,961 Whoa. 740 00:30:34,057 --> 00:30:34,921 - Hi. 741 00:30:35,016 --> 00:30:36,583 Hello, penguin. 742 00:30:36,679 --> 00:30:37,798 Oh. 743 00:30:41,027 --> 00:30:42,402 - What's she doing? 744 00:30:42,497 --> 00:30:43,521 - Shh, can't you see 745 00:30:43,617 --> 00:30:45,119 she's trying to make contact? 746 00:30:45,215 --> 00:30:47,229 - That, or she's got a bone stuck in her throat. 747 00:30:53,783 --> 00:30:54,806 - Oh, yeah. 748 00:30:54,902 --> 00:30:57,172 I forgot tootie speaks penguin. 749 00:30:57,332 --> 00:30:58,131 - Amazing. 750 00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:00,081 - She also surfed Niagara Falls 751 00:31:00,209 --> 00:31:01,360 and plays a mean oboe. 752 00:31:01,456 --> 00:31:03,246 - Okay. 753 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,175 Smack! 754 00:31:11,271 --> 00:31:12,486 - What did I do? 755 00:31:14,180 --> 00:31:15,555 - Sorry, Dave. My fault. 756 00:31:15,651 --> 00:31:17,473 Penguin for "have you seen my lost friend" 757 00:31:17,505 --> 00:31:19,551 sounds a lot like "the elf thinks your mom's ugly." 758 00:31:20,701 --> 00:31:21,629 Smack! 759 00:31:21,725 --> 00:31:22,620 - Why? 760 00:31:23,835 --> 00:31:25,146 - No, he doesn't think that. 761 00:31:25,209 --> 00:31:26,297 No, um... 762 00:31:36,751 --> 00:31:37,869 - Oh, okay, 763 00:31:37,965 --> 00:31:39,212 so he doesn't know where Timmy is, 764 00:31:39,308 --> 00:31:41,003 but he does know the way out of the forest. 765 00:31:41,099 --> 00:31:41,962 - Ah! 766 00:31:42,058 --> 00:31:43,465 - Awesome! Great. 767 00:31:43,561 --> 00:31:44,679 - What are we waiting for? 768 00:31:44,775 --> 00:31:45,702 Lead the way. 769 00:31:45,798 --> 00:31:46,726 Smack! 770 00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:47,717 - What was that for? 771 00:31:50,817 --> 00:31:52,160 That's just penguin for "good luck." 772 00:31:52,256 --> 00:31:53,215 - Whoo-hoo! 773 00:31:53,311 --> 00:31:54,878 - After you. 774 00:31:54,974 --> 00:31:57,499 - Oh, okay, lead the way. 775 00:31:59,866 --> 00:32:01,304 - We can only hope that Timmy and Crocker 776 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,894 stumbled into some good luck too. 777 00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:07,826 - Don't worry. 778 00:32:07,922 --> 00:32:08,944 Hold on, Mr. Crocker. 779 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,543 I've got you. 780 00:32:10,639 --> 00:32:12,205 - Turner, I'm gonna quote my mother 781 00:32:12,301 --> 00:32:14,060 when she saw my first grade photo. 782 00:32:14,092 --> 00:32:15,883 This doesn't look good. 783 00:32:15,978 --> 00:32:17,193 - You're gonna be okay. 784 00:32:17,289 --> 00:32:18,408 Trust me. 785 00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:22,148 - I want to tell someone before I die... 786 00:32:22,244 --> 00:32:24,002 I don't really need glasses. 787 00:32:24,098 --> 00:32:25,889 I just wear them to look smart. 788 00:32:27,167 --> 00:32:29,981 And now good-bye. 789 00:32:30,077 --> 00:32:31,612 - Mr. Crocker, no! 790 00:32:35,256 --> 00:32:37,686 - Uh, Mr. Crocker. 791 00:32:47,404 --> 00:32:48,588 - Mr. Crocker. 792 00:32:50,410 --> 00:32:51,593 - Mr. Crocker. 793 00:32:53,255 --> 00:32:54,118 - Oh. 794 00:32:54,214 --> 00:32:56,005 Well, this is, um, 795 00:32:56,101 --> 00:32:59,201 awkward. 796 00:32:59,297 --> 00:33:00,673 - Well, if it makes you feel any better, 797 00:33:00,769 --> 00:33:02,303 I have a confession too. 798 00:33:02,399 --> 00:33:04,477 I'm not much good without my fairies. 799 00:33:06,395 --> 00:33:07,291 No kidding. 800 00:33:14,484 --> 00:33:15,666 - I hope tootie's okay. 801 00:33:15,762 --> 00:33:16,786 We've got to find her. 802 00:33:16,882 --> 00:33:18,896 - Yeah. Which one's tootie? 803 00:33:18,992 --> 00:33:20,302 Oh, I haven't been this cold 804 00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:21,932 since mother locked me in the meat freezer. 805 00:33:22,028 --> 00:33:23,243 She said it was an accident. 806 00:33:23,339 --> 00:33:25,641 Who knew I'd ever tire of venison? 807 00:33:27,495 --> 00:33:30,180 Is that what I think it is? 808 00:33:30,276 --> 00:33:31,172 - Uh-oh. 809 00:33:36,447 --> 00:33:38,685 - Hey. Are you guys okay? 810 00:33:38,781 --> 00:33:40,922 - We heard a commotion. 811 00:33:41,018 --> 00:33:42,394 - I heard such a scream. 812 00:33:42,490 --> 00:33:44,823 The icing on the back of my neck stood up. 813 00:33:44,919 --> 00:33:46,326 - Oh. - Yeah. 814 00:33:46,422 --> 00:33:47,957 Yeah, that was us. 815 00:33:48,052 --> 00:33:50,226 Say, are you guys really-- 816 00:33:50,322 --> 00:33:51,505 - gingerbread men? 817 00:33:51,601 --> 00:33:52,911 Sure are. 818 00:33:53,007 --> 00:33:56,301 This is our home. 819 00:33:56,397 --> 00:33:58,634 - We don't get a lot of your types out here. 820 00:33:58,730 --> 00:33:59,754 Welcome. 821 00:33:59,849 --> 00:34:01,096 - So you're not gonna hurt us? 822 00:34:01,192 --> 00:34:02,567 - Why would we hurt you? 823 00:34:02,662 --> 00:34:03,845 That's silly. 824 00:34:03,941 --> 00:34:05,188 You haven't done anything to us. 825 00:34:05,316 --> 00:34:08,065 - Well, that's great. I'm Timmy. 826 00:34:08,194 --> 00:34:10,112 We just fell down the mountain and lost our friends. 827 00:34:10,143 --> 00:34:11,071 - Hey, Timmy. 828 00:34:11,134 --> 00:34:12,477 I'm ginger Fred, 829 00:34:12,573 --> 00:34:14,203 and we'll help you find your friends. 830 00:34:14,299 --> 00:34:15,323 - You will? 831 00:34:15,419 --> 00:34:16,634 - Of course. 832 00:34:16,730 --> 00:34:18,296 No one understands the value of friendship 833 00:34:18,392 --> 00:34:19,574 like a gingerbread man. 834 00:34:19,703 --> 00:34:21,461 See, Timmy, me and my friends-- 835 00:34:21,621 --> 00:34:23,252 well, we're all we have. 836 00:34:23,347 --> 00:34:24,658 We've lived in these magical woods 837 00:34:24,754 --> 00:34:27,216 in peace and tranquility for thousands of years. 838 00:34:27,376 --> 00:34:28,431 I couldn't live here 839 00:34:28,527 --> 00:34:31,563 without my very bestest ginger friends, 840 00:34:31,659 --> 00:34:32,843 ginger ed... 841 00:34:33,898 --> 00:34:35,656 - Ginger ned... - Hey. 842 00:34:35,752 --> 00:34:38,085 - And, of course, ginger jed. 843 00:34:39,556 --> 00:34:41,091 - He's eating me! 844 00:34:42,305 --> 00:34:43,680 - Crocker! 845 00:34:43,712 --> 00:34:44,640 - What? 846 00:34:44,735 --> 00:34:46,589 - Oh! - Ginger jed! 847 00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:47,996 - Kill them! 848 00:34:49,051 --> 00:34:50,202 - Oh, get him! 849 00:34:50,298 --> 00:34:51,481 Take him. Get the pointy-eared-- 850 00:34:51,577 --> 00:34:53,047 wait. Wait. Hold up. Get the pinky. 851 00:34:53,143 --> 00:34:55,669 Get the pinky. - Get the slow one! 852 00:34:55,765 --> 00:34:56,724 - Get him! - Turner! 853 00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:58,642 Wait for me! 854 00:34:58,738 --> 00:35:00,592 I wish I had some milk to go with that. 855 00:35:00,688 --> 00:35:01,743 Curses, nutmeg-y goodness. 856 00:35:01,903 --> 00:35:02,702 I was starving! 857 00:35:02,863 --> 00:35:03,822 - You ate their friend! 858 00:35:03,853 --> 00:35:04,781 - Just his head! 859 00:35:04,812 --> 00:35:05,740 Hey, here they come! 860 00:35:05,772 --> 00:35:07,050 - Whoa! 861 00:35:07,146 --> 00:35:08,457 - Get him! 862 00:35:10,183 --> 00:35:11,526 Smack! - Ooh. 863 00:35:15,043 --> 00:35:15,906 - Well, now which way? 864 00:35:16,002 --> 00:35:17,408 - Um... 865 00:35:17,504 --> 00:35:19,007 - He says the way to Elmer's 866 00:35:19,167 --> 00:35:21,437 is over some bridge that way. 867 00:35:21,532 --> 00:35:22,396 Thank you. - Bye. 868 00:35:22,492 --> 00:35:23,834 - Thanks. 869 00:35:23,963 --> 00:35:25,561 - I'd say everything is certainly looking up. 870 00:35:28,758 --> 00:35:29,622 - Tootie! 871 00:35:29,717 --> 00:35:30,932 Tootie! 872 00:35:31,028 --> 00:35:32,754 Timmy! 873 00:35:32,850 --> 00:35:33,969 - Oh. 874 00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:35,823 Oh, I'm so glad I found you guys. 875 00:35:35,919 --> 00:35:37,806 Tootie, there's something I really need to tell you. 876 00:35:37,901 --> 00:35:39,213 - Really? What? 877 00:35:39,308 --> 00:35:41,546 - Run! 878 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:43,975 - There they are! 879 00:35:44,104 --> 00:35:45,255 - Dingle, 880 00:35:45,351 --> 00:35:46,981 snowball maneuver Alpha tango bravo. 881 00:35:47,013 --> 00:35:49,091 Go! Go! Go! 882 00:35:49,187 --> 00:35:50,689 - Kill them! 883 00:35:50,818 --> 00:35:52,607 Hey! 884 00:35:55,709 --> 00:35:56,572 - Retreat! 885 00:35:56,668 --> 00:35:57,627 - Wait up! 886 00:35:57,723 --> 00:35:58,650 Wait up! 887 00:35:58,746 --> 00:35:59,641 Wait for us! 888 00:36:03,797 --> 00:36:06,802 - Are we ready to get out of the cold yet? 889 00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:09,296 - I wish we could wish for a fire. 890 00:36:09,392 --> 00:36:11,022 - You need fairies for that. 891 00:36:11,118 --> 00:36:12,877 Hey, wait a minute. 892 00:36:12,909 --> 00:36:13,932 - I'm working on it. 893 00:36:16,138 --> 00:36:18,152 - Good luck with that, Timmy. 894 00:36:18,248 --> 00:36:20,358 In the meantime, 895 00:36:20,454 --> 00:36:21,605 here we go. 896 00:36:21,701 --> 00:36:23,235 Home, sweet home! 897 00:36:27,168 --> 00:36:28,127 Oops. 898 00:36:28,223 --> 00:36:29,885 - Oh. 899 00:36:29,981 --> 00:36:31,676 If I don't get warm... 900 00:36:31,771 --> 00:36:33,561 I'm going to die. 901 00:36:33,657 --> 00:36:35,479 - If only I could get this fire started. 902 00:36:35,575 --> 00:36:36,918 - Even if you do start a fire, 903 00:36:37,014 --> 00:36:39,508 there's nothing to burn but the snow and rocks. 904 00:36:39,604 --> 00:36:40,915 - She's right. 905 00:36:41,011 --> 00:36:42,385 We're all gonna end up as popsicles. 906 00:36:42,481 --> 00:36:44,015 - If Timmy says he can do it, 907 00:36:44,111 --> 00:36:45,391 he can do it. 908 00:36:45,487 --> 00:36:46,701 You can do it, right, Timmy? 909 00:36:46,797 --> 00:36:47,884 - I got this, guys. 910 00:36:47,980 --> 00:36:49,386 Don't worry. 911 00:36:49,482 --> 00:36:51,400 - That's what he said about being Santa claus. 912 00:36:51,496 --> 00:36:55,078 - Big talk from a little guy who can't even set up a tent. 913 00:36:55,141 --> 00:36:57,443 - Let's at least huddle up for warmth. 914 00:36:59,169 --> 00:37:00,608 - Come here, poof. 915 00:37:05,468 --> 00:37:06,395 - Guys, guys! 916 00:37:06,491 --> 00:37:07,450 I got a spark. 917 00:37:07,546 --> 00:37:08,729 - Oh, good! - Oh, he did it. 918 00:37:08,825 --> 00:37:11,702 Oh. - You did it, Timmy. 919 00:37:11,798 --> 00:37:12,661 - Oh, I can't keep it going. 920 00:37:12,757 --> 00:37:14,004 These leaves are too wet. 921 00:37:16,178 --> 00:37:18,159 - Here. 922 00:37:18,255 --> 00:37:20,302 I hate to give away my personal property, 923 00:37:20,398 --> 00:37:22,252 but this might work. 924 00:37:22,348 --> 00:37:25,513 - Where--where did you get all this coal from? 925 00:37:25,609 --> 00:37:26,472 - Where do you think? 926 00:37:26,568 --> 00:37:28,997 From Santa. 927 00:37:29,093 --> 00:37:31,268 - Mr. Crocker is a naughty-list legend. 928 00:37:31,363 --> 00:37:32,866 - Wow. 929 00:37:32,962 --> 00:37:33,953 Thanks, Mr. Crocker. 930 00:37:34,049 --> 00:37:35,072 - Yeah. 931 00:37:36,382 --> 00:37:37,437 - Oh. - Oh, that's better. 932 00:37:37,533 --> 00:37:38,397 Oh. 933 00:37:38,492 --> 00:37:39,868 - Oh, this isn't so bad. 934 00:37:39,964 --> 00:37:41,594 I haven't had this many people this close to me 935 00:37:41,690 --> 00:37:44,535 for this long without a counselor in the room. 936 00:37:46,677 --> 00:37:47,828 - Marshmallow? 937 00:37:47,892 --> 00:37:49,267 I keep them in my underpants... 938 00:37:49,363 --> 00:37:50,610 For an emergency. 939 00:37:50,706 --> 00:37:53,263 - That's where I keep my marshmallows. 940 00:37:53,359 --> 00:37:54,414 - Great minds, huh? 941 00:37:54,542 --> 00:37:57,067 - Oh, men and their marshmallows. 942 00:37:57,163 --> 00:37:58,698 - And their underpants. 943 00:37:58,794 --> 00:38:00,776 - This does not mean I'm your friend. 944 00:38:00,872 --> 00:38:02,534 I just hate to let a good... 945 00:38:02,630 --> 00:38:04,133 Underpants marshmallow go to waste. 946 00:38:04,229 --> 00:38:05,316 That's all. 947 00:38:05,412 --> 00:38:07,649 - This fire is great, Timmy. 948 00:38:07,745 --> 00:38:08,960 - Thanks. 949 00:38:09,056 --> 00:38:11,135 Can't believe it actually worked. 950 00:38:11,231 --> 00:38:13,372 - Even without magic, I wished for a fire, 951 00:38:13,468 --> 00:38:15,930 and you made it happen. 952 00:38:16,026 --> 00:38:16,985 - Yeah. 953 00:38:17,081 --> 00:38:18,583 I guess I did. 954 00:38:26,032 --> 00:38:27,343 - Never seen anything like it. 955 00:38:27,439 --> 00:38:29,133 The Christmas spirit monitor is dropping 956 00:38:29,229 --> 00:38:32,427 faster than Santa down a greased chimney. 957 00:38:34,792 --> 00:38:37,062 - Here, Santa, Santa. 958 00:38:37,158 --> 00:38:40,451 Uncle jorgen has a yummy plate of milk and cookies for you. 959 00:38:40,547 --> 00:38:41,858 Shing! - Ha-ha! 960 00:38:41,954 --> 00:38:43,104 Who's Santa? 961 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,246 For I am hair-face the horrible. 962 00:38:45,342 --> 00:38:47,325 Why are there no horses in this town? 963 00:38:47,420 --> 00:38:49,850 For tomorrow we ride. 964 00:38:49,946 --> 00:38:51,033 - Oh, boy. 965 00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:52,120 Uh, tomorrow we ride. 966 00:38:52,216 --> 00:38:53,079 Fine, we ride. 967 00:38:53,175 --> 00:38:54,870 We ride. 968 00:38:54,966 --> 00:38:56,148 - We've got gloom, people! 969 00:38:56,244 --> 00:38:57,747 - Say what? 970 00:38:59,345 --> 00:39:00,688 - Christmas gloom. 971 00:39:00,784 --> 00:39:02,318 Without a Santa claus, 972 00:39:02,414 --> 00:39:04,844 Christmas spirit is too weak to hold it back. 973 00:39:04,940 --> 00:39:06,315 - What does that mean? 974 00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:09,672 - It means Timmy Turner is running out of time. 975 00:39:13,508 --> 00:39:14,595 - Ooh! 976 00:39:14,691 --> 00:39:16,321 - Oh, honey. 977 00:39:16,417 --> 00:39:19,774 My famous Timmy's dad's special Christmas pie is ready, 978 00:39:19,902 --> 00:39:21,117 just the way you like it. 979 00:39:22,588 --> 00:39:24,698 I do love your pie. 980 00:39:28,022 --> 00:39:28,885 Ooh. 981 00:39:28,981 --> 00:39:32,275 Suddenly pie makes me sad. 982 00:39:33,649 --> 00:39:34,832 Me too. 983 00:39:40,331 --> 00:39:41,962 - The tree's looking awesome, mouse. 984 00:39:42,025 --> 00:39:43,656 - Check this out. 985 00:39:48,196 --> 00:39:49,379 Who cares? 986 00:39:49,474 --> 00:39:51,009 - Life is pain. 987 00:39:54,589 --> 00:39:56,540 - Deck the halls with boughs of Holly 988 00:39:56,636 --> 00:39:58,618 fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la 989 00:39:58,713 --> 00:40:00,185 'tis the season to be jolly 990 00:40:00,216 --> 00:40:01,399 - what is that racket? 991 00:40:01,495 --> 00:40:04,564 What are you all so happy about? 992 00:40:04,660 --> 00:40:08,049 - Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la, la, la 993 00:40:09,488 --> 00:40:10,510 - wow. 994 00:40:10,606 --> 00:40:11,790 Vicky's right. 995 00:40:11,886 --> 00:40:13,740 Why are we so happy? 996 00:40:13,836 --> 00:40:14,731 Let's go. 997 00:40:16,106 --> 00:40:17,320 - Hey, no, guys. 998 00:40:17,449 --> 00:40:18,408 Wait. Where you going? 999 00:40:18,471 --> 00:40:19,814 Don't leave. 1000 00:40:19,910 --> 00:40:21,700 I suddenly feel great! 1001 00:40:21,796 --> 00:40:23,619 Deck the halls with boughs of Holly 1002 00:40:23,714 --> 00:40:25,889 fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la 1003 00:40:30,140 --> 00:40:31,227 - there. 1004 00:40:31,323 --> 00:40:33,241 The bridge of badness. 1005 00:40:33,337 --> 00:40:34,552 We have to cross it. 1006 00:40:34,712 --> 00:40:36,151 - We'll go check it out. 1007 00:40:36,247 --> 00:40:39,156 - Hey, guys, be careful. 1008 00:40:39,252 --> 00:40:40,722 - There's no way this bridge will hold us. 1009 00:40:40,818 --> 00:40:43,536 There's got to be another way. 1010 00:40:43,632 --> 00:40:46,030 - This bridge is definitely not up to building code. 1011 00:40:48,011 --> 00:40:50,346 - There is no other way. It's almost Christmas Eve. 1012 00:40:50,442 --> 00:40:51,848 If I don't get my name off the naughty list 1013 00:40:51,976 --> 00:40:53,447 in the next few hours, Christmas is ruined. 1014 00:40:53,543 --> 00:40:56,547 - Well, maybe they can move it a day. 1015 00:40:56,643 --> 00:40:58,050 - Look. 1016 00:40:58,146 --> 00:40:59,777 I'll just go first to make sure it's safe. 1017 00:40:59,873 --> 00:41:03,486 - Use an elf as a test dummy. 1018 00:41:15,634 --> 00:41:17,744 - Lava? - Eggnog. 1019 00:41:17,872 --> 00:41:18,990 - I always wondered what the source 1020 00:41:19,086 --> 00:41:20,302 of that culinary abomination was. 1021 00:41:20,397 --> 00:41:22,380 - I'm going in. 1022 00:41:25,992 --> 00:41:27,559 - Timmy! 1023 00:41:27,655 --> 00:41:28,965 - Oh, careful. 1024 00:41:29,061 --> 00:41:30,084 - You can do it, Timmy. 1025 00:41:32,290 --> 00:41:33,281 - Easy. 1026 00:41:33,377 --> 00:41:34,561 Easy. 1027 00:41:34,656 --> 00:41:36,127 - Oh, careful. 1028 00:41:45,142 --> 00:41:46,485 - Timmy! 1029 00:41:46,645 --> 00:41:48,084 - Way to go, poof. 1030 00:41:48,180 --> 00:41:49,746 - Ta-da! - Yeah, poof! 1031 00:41:51,441 --> 00:41:52,751 - Whoa, thanks, poof. 1032 00:41:52,847 --> 00:41:54,925 - I'm coming with you. 1033 00:41:55,021 --> 00:41:56,748 - I don't think that's a very good idea. 1034 00:41:56,843 --> 00:41:58,155 - I don't think we have a choice. 1035 00:41:58,218 --> 00:41:59,401 Look! - Get them! 1036 00:41:59,497 --> 00:42:01,063 - Get them. - Kill them! 1037 00:42:01,159 --> 00:42:02,630 - Get them! - Oh, no! 1038 00:42:02,726 --> 00:42:04,229 - Run! 1039 00:42:04,324 --> 00:42:05,411 - Hurry! Hurry, hurry, hurry! 1040 00:42:05,507 --> 00:42:06,786 - Come on, cosmo. Let's go. 1041 00:42:06,882 --> 00:42:08,097 We'll save them. 1042 00:42:08,193 --> 00:42:09,664 - Whoa! 1043 00:42:12,253 --> 00:42:14,011 - Come on, guys! - Ooh. 1044 00:42:14,107 --> 00:42:16,090 - We'll stay back and hold them off. 1045 00:42:16,186 --> 00:42:17,528 - Yeah. Wait. What? 1046 00:42:17,624 --> 00:42:19,318 - Come on. 1047 00:42:19,414 --> 00:42:20,565 - We're almost there. 1048 00:42:20,661 --> 00:42:22,324 - Get them! 1049 00:42:22,420 --> 00:42:23,730 - Right there. 1050 00:42:23,826 --> 00:42:25,712 - You'll never get away! 1051 00:42:27,407 --> 00:42:28,398 - Come on. 1052 00:42:28,494 --> 00:42:29,645 Don't look down, Wanda. 1053 00:42:29,805 --> 00:42:31,595 - Uh, I think we forgot something 1054 00:42:31,723 --> 00:42:33,066 in Timmy's pocket. 1055 00:42:34,153 --> 00:42:35,112 - You're not leaving. 1056 00:42:35,208 --> 00:42:36,774 You can't get away from me. 1057 00:42:36,870 --> 00:42:37,829 These are our woods. 1058 00:42:37,925 --> 00:42:40,131 - Guys, hurry! 1059 00:42:40,227 --> 00:42:41,314 Oh! 1060 00:42:42,785 --> 00:42:44,223 - Whoa. 1061 00:42:45,278 --> 00:42:46,429 - Wait a second. 1062 00:42:46,525 --> 00:42:48,251 You guys wait. Hold it right there. 1063 00:42:48,347 --> 00:42:49,211 I'm gonna stop you. 1064 00:42:49,306 --> 00:42:50,234 I'll show you guys. 1065 00:42:56,372 --> 00:42:57,651 - Hold on, Turner. 1066 00:42:57,747 --> 00:42:59,377 Don't you let go of... 1067 00:42:59,537 --> 00:43:00,943 Oh, huh. 1068 00:43:02,446 --> 00:43:03,629 - Mr. Crocker, hurry! 1069 00:43:03,725 --> 00:43:05,899 - I just need to tie my shoe. 1070 00:43:05,995 --> 00:43:08,553 I take personal safety very seriously. 1071 00:43:08,649 --> 00:43:09,512 - What? 1072 00:43:19,774 --> 00:43:21,021 - Oh! 1073 00:43:25,752 --> 00:43:26,807 - Turner, 1074 00:43:26,903 --> 00:43:29,109 you already know about the glasses, 1075 00:43:29,269 --> 00:43:31,284 but there's one more secret. 1076 00:43:33,457 --> 00:43:35,343 I dye my hair. 1077 00:43:35,439 --> 00:43:37,101 I'm a redhead. 1078 00:43:37,197 --> 00:43:38,348 - Hang on. 1079 00:43:38,444 --> 00:43:39,595 You're not going anywhere. 1080 00:43:39,691 --> 00:43:40,779 - Hold on! 1081 00:43:40,842 --> 00:43:42,025 - I got you. 1082 00:43:44,136 --> 00:43:45,894 Whoa! 1083 00:43:45,989 --> 00:43:46,853 - Timmy! 1084 00:43:46,949 --> 00:43:47,908 No! 1085 00:43:48,004 --> 00:43:49,986 Fairies: Timmy! 1086 00:43:51,169 --> 00:43:52,288 - He's gone! 1087 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,662 - This is terrible. 1088 00:43:53,758 --> 00:43:55,772 He was the best friend I ever had. 1089 00:43:55,868 --> 00:43:58,841 - At least he tried. 1090 00:43:59,002 --> 00:44:01,591 - He gave his all to save Christmas. 1091 00:44:01,687 --> 00:44:04,021 - I always wanted to see Turner fall off a cliff, 1092 00:44:04,117 --> 00:44:07,377 and now I find it strangely unsatisfying. 1093 00:44:17,225 --> 00:44:19,174 - Timmy! - Timmy! 1094 00:44:19,270 --> 00:44:20,390 You made it. 1095 00:44:22,467 --> 00:44:24,226 - Whoo-hoo! 1096 00:44:24,322 --> 00:44:25,185 - But how? 1097 00:44:25,281 --> 00:44:26,399 - Santa's right. 1098 00:44:26,495 --> 00:44:27,646 There's not a bad spot 1099 00:44:27,775 --> 00:44:29,181 that a candy cane or two can't fix. 1100 00:44:29,277 --> 00:44:31,995 - Ah, I'm so happy to see you, Timmy. 1101 00:44:32,091 --> 00:44:33,529 By the way, you owe me $3. 1102 00:44:33,625 --> 00:44:35,191 Both: Cosmo! 1103 00:44:36,790 --> 00:44:39,539 - I didn't think I'd ever see you again. 1104 00:44:44,175 --> 00:44:45,039 Well, 1105 00:44:45,135 --> 00:44:46,605 looks like we made it. 1106 00:44:47,820 --> 00:44:49,993 Ah. 1107 00:44:54,661 --> 00:44:55,972 - The home 1108 00:44:56,068 --> 00:44:58,913 of Elmer the elder elf, 1109 00:44:59,009 --> 00:45:02,015 keeper of the naughty list. 1110 00:45:02,111 --> 00:45:03,389 - Whoa. 1111 00:45:04,924 --> 00:45:05,914 - Oh! 1112 00:45:12,757 --> 00:45:13,939 - We're almost there. 1113 00:45:19,694 --> 00:45:22,027 - He seems like a very friendly guy. 1114 00:45:22,123 --> 00:45:23,690 - Totally. 1115 00:45:28,518 --> 00:45:29,573 - Huh? 1116 00:45:30,884 --> 00:45:32,418 - Well, here it goes. 1117 00:45:36,542 --> 00:45:37,565 - Oh, that's it. 1118 00:45:37,661 --> 00:45:39,036 No one's home. We-- 1119 00:45:48,627 --> 00:45:50,641 - Uh, did we just land in Paris? 1120 00:45:53,231 --> 00:45:54,861 - Wonder what that's all about. 1121 00:45:56,076 --> 00:45:57,131 Toothpicks. 1122 00:45:57,227 --> 00:45:58,698 Huh. Mm-mm-mm. 1123 00:45:58,794 --> 00:45:59,753 Mm-hmm. 1124 00:46:06,754 --> 00:46:08,768 - You think he knows we're here? 1125 00:46:08,864 --> 00:46:10,878 - Come forward, Timmy Turner. 1126 00:46:10,974 --> 00:46:12,125 How does he know my name? 1127 00:46:12,221 --> 00:46:14,267 - He sees all. 1128 00:46:14,363 --> 00:46:16,505 - He knows all. 1129 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,510 - Does he know why Wanda's cupcakes are so dry? 1130 00:46:19,606 --> 00:46:21,908 - She forget to add the eggs. 1131 00:46:21,971 --> 00:46:23,954 - He's right! 1132 00:46:27,759 --> 00:46:29,101 - Come no further. 1133 00:46:33,034 --> 00:46:34,089 - Uh... 1134 00:46:34,185 --> 00:46:35,623 Mr. Elmer? 1135 00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:37,350 We were wondering if we could get a minute of-- 1136 00:46:37,446 --> 00:46:38,660 - that's far enough. 1137 00:46:38,756 --> 00:46:40,323 How dare you enter the realm 1138 00:46:40,419 --> 00:46:42,465 of Elmer the elder elf? 1139 00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,063 I see all, I know all, 1140 00:46:44,159 --> 00:46:45,342 and for centuries, I have decided 1141 00:46:45,438 --> 00:46:46,972 who's naughty and who's nice. 1142 00:46:47,068 --> 00:46:49,977 Sometimes I even decide who's just downright annoying. 1143 00:46:50,073 --> 00:46:52,504 Speaking of which, 1144 00:46:52,599 --> 00:46:56,276 how are you, Denzel Crocker? 1145 00:46:56,436 --> 00:46:58,386 - Uh, fine? 1146 00:46:58,482 --> 00:47:00,304 - Blaming your farts on your friends. 1147 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,295 Mm, mm, mm. 1148 00:47:02,766 --> 00:47:04,364 Naughty list. 1149 00:47:06,027 --> 00:47:07,625 You know, 1150 00:47:07,721 --> 00:47:09,703 it's not Santa who does all that seeing. 1151 00:47:09,863 --> 00:47:11,845 I know who's sleeping and who's awake. 1152 00:47:11,941 --> 00:47:14,115 That's right, it's me. 1153 00:47:14,211 --> 00:47:15,714 Now, why are you here? 1154 00:47:15,810 --> 00:47:16,673 - Uh, 1155 00:47:16,769 --> 00:47:18,047 I'm sorry, Elmer, 1156 00:47:18,143 --> 00:47:19,646 but we had to come. 1157 00:47:19,742 --> 00:47:20,893 It seems there's been a mistake. 1158 00:47:20,989 --> 00:47:22,587 I know it sounds crazy, 1159 00:47:22,683 --> 00:47:24,505 but I'm on the naughty list. 1160 00:47:24,601 --> 00:47:25,880 - So am I. 1161 00:47:25,976 --> 00:47:28,821 I don't-- it's a typo or-- 1162 00:47:28,917 --> 00:47:30,324 - and I have to get my name off 1163 00:47:30,420 --> 00:47:32,114 so I can fill in for Santa and save Christmas. 1164 00:47:32,210 --> 00:47:33,361 - Like I don't know this? 1165 00:47:33,457 --> 00:47:34,576 - Oh. 1166 00:47:34,671 --> 00:47:36,462 Of course. Sorry. 1167 00:47:36,558 --> 00:47:38,093 Well, is there any way I can get my name off? 1168 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:39,116 I'll do anything. 1169 00:47:39,212 --> 00:47:40,555 - I'll do mostly anything. 1170 00:47:40,586 --> 00:47:42,536 - There's one way to remove your name 1171 00:47:42,632 --> 00:47:45,254 from the naughty list. 1172 00:47:45,350 --> 00:47:47,332 You must slay the deadly winter dragon. 1173 00:47:50,465 --> 00:47:51,328 - Ha! 1174 00:47:51,424 --> 00:47:52,287 I was just kidding. 1175 00:47:52,383 --> 00:47:53,503 There is no winter dragon. 1176 00:47:53,598 --> 00:47:54,845 I was just messing with you. 1177 00:47:54,941 --> 00:47:56,380 Boy, did you look surprised. 1178 00:47:56,476 --> 00:47:58,330 - Oh, yeah. 1179 00:47:58,426 --> 00:48:00,120 - Elmer, sir, 1180 00:48:00,216 --> 00:48:02,166 uh, is there any way that you'll be able to help us out? 1181 00:48:02,262 --> 00:48:04,308 We don't have much time. - Time? 1182 00:48:04,404 --> 00:48:06,194 Time is all I have down here. 1183 00:48:06,290 --> 00:48:07,793 Why, I've been building one sculpture 1184 00:48:07,889 --> 00:48:09,871 of the Eiffel Tower out of toothpicks 1185 00:48:09,966 --> 00:48:11,246 for 78 years. 1186 00:48:11,342 --> 00:48:13,068 I finally finished it this morning. 1187 00:48:13,164 --> 00:48:14,219 Want to see it? Come on. 1188 00:48:14,315 --> 00:48:15,721 - Uh, no, you know, we're good. 1189 00:48:15,817 --> 00:48:17,192 We're kind of on a schedule. We got to-- 1190 00:48:17,288 --> 00:48:18,279 - I'd love to see it. 1191 00:48:18,375 --> 00:48:20,262 - Wood, ick. - Ooh. Meh. 1192 00:48:20,357 --> 00:48:22,276 - Mr. Elmer, why am I on the naughty list? 1193 00:48:22,372 --> 00:48:24,353 I've been granting wishes and making people happy. 1194 00:48:24,449 --> 00:48:26,911 - You haven't done anything, Timmy. 1195 00:48:27,007 --> 00:48:29,053 Your fairies been doing all the work. 1196 00:48:29,149 --> 00:48:30,908 And even though you haven't been making wishes 1197 00:48:31,003 --> 00:48:32,378 for yourself anymore, 1198 00:48:32,474 --> 00:48:34,936 you still go about making wishes with recklessness 1199 00:48:35,032 --> 00:48:37,238 and without thinking of the consequences. 1200 00:48:37,334 --> 00:48:38,324 - Ooh. 1201 00:48:49,482 --> 00:48:52,487 - Oh, that's gonna leave a Mark. 1202 00:48:52,551 --> 00:48:53,606 - Whoops. 1203 00:49:03,069 --> 00:49:04,572 - Oh, no, look out! 1204 00:49:08,409 --> 00:49:09,751 - Yeesh. 1205 00:49:09,847 --> 00:49:12,404 - Oh, and to top it off, you-- 1206 00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:14,451 oh, let me see. Oh, here it is. 1207 00:49:14,547 --> 00:49:16,688 Trying to show off, you knocked out Santa 1208 00:49:16,784 --> 00:49:18,990 and endangered Christmas for billions of people. 1209 00:49:19,086 --> 00:49:21,165 - Guys, w-what's going on? 1210 00:49:21,261 --> 00:49:23,179 - Oh! - Oh, Santa. 1211 00:49:23,275 --> 00:49:24,265 - It was an accident. 1212 00:49:24,361 --> 00:49:26,440 - Was it, Timmy? 1213 00:49:26,536 --> 00:49:27,782 - Uh-oh. 1214 00:49:27,878 --> 00:49:30,116 - Well... 1215 00:49:30,212 --> 00:49:33,729 No, it was more me being stupid than an accident. 1216 00:49:33,761 --> 00:49:34,976 I was trying to show off. 1217 00:49:35,072 --> 00:49:36,894 I-- 1218 00:49:36,990 --> 00:49:38,108 I guess I wasn't thinking. 1219 00:49:38,204 --> 00:49:39,483 - Exactly my point. 1220 00:49:39,579 --> 00:49:41,561 Here's a little Pearl of wisdom for you. 1221 00:49:41,657 --> 00:49:42,744 With magical powers come-- 1222 00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,078 - I know-- great responsibility. 1223 00:49:45,238 --> 00:49:46,644 - I was going to say, "a lot of problems," 1224 00:49:46,740 --> 00:49:47,828 but that works too. 1225 00:49:47,924 --> 00:49:49,873 - Enough of this fortune cookie nonsense. 1226 00:49:50,034 --> 00:49:51,024 What about me? 1227 00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:52,591 How do I get off the naughty list? 1228 00:49:52,687 --> 00:49:53,742 - You have to be nice. 1229 00:49:53,870 --> 00:49:56,139 - I'm out. Let's go. 1230 00:49:56,235 --> 00:49:57,866 - That's right. Begone with you all. 1231 00:49:57,962 --> 00:50:00,296 You're wasting Elmer's valuable time. 1232 00:50:00,392 --> 00:50:01,670 You're on the naughty list, 1233 00:50:01,766 --> 00:50:03,812 and you shall always be on the naughty list. 1234 00:50:03,908 --> 00:50:06,210 This I know because I am Elmer, 1235 00:50:06,338 --> 00:50:08,001 and Elmer sees all. 1236 00:50:08,096 --> 00:50:12,924 Sees all, sees all, sees all, 1237 00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:16,441 sees all, sees all. 1238 00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:22,003 - Uh, we can still see you back there. 1239 00:50:22,099 --> 00:50:24,465 - Oh. 1240 00:50:24,561 --> 00:50:27,118 - Looks like we're too late. 1241 00:50:28,845 --> 00:50:29,868 Sorry, guys. 1242 00:50:29,964 --> 00:50:31,563 - Oh, it's not so bad, Turner. 1243 00:50:31,659 --> 00:50:33,097 I've been on the naughty list all my life, 1244 00:50:33,193 --> 00:50:34,152 and look how I turned out. 1245 00:50:41,697 --> 00:50:42,848 You did your best, Timmy. 1246 00:50:42,944 --> 00:50:44,159 That's all you can do. 1247 00:50:44,255 --> 00:50:46,077 I'm proud of you. 1248 00:50:50,009 --> 00:50:52,599 - I'm proud of you too, Timmy. 1249 00:50:53,654 --> 00:50:54,805 Mwah! 1250 00:50:54,901 --> 00:50:55,924 Not to ruin the moment, 1251 00:50:56,020 --> 00:50:57,042 but you need to shave. 1252 00:51:00,655 --> 00:51:01,966 Dingle, Carol, 1253 00:51:02,030 --> 00:51:03,468 it looks like I failed. 1254 00:51:03,564 --> 00:51:06,666 And Christmas is ruined, and it's all my fault. 1255 00:51:06,762 --> 00:51:08,392 Sorry, everyone. 1256 00:51:08,488 --> 00:51:10,023 - Silence! 1257 00:51:10,119 --> 00:51:12,069 I don't care what that hermit said. 1258 00:51:12,165 --> 00:51:14,179 Timmy Turner may be the boy version of gout, 1259 00:51:14,275 --> 00:51:15,778 but he saved my life, 1260 00:51:15,873 --> 00:51:17,184 the lives of those fairies, 1261 00:51:17,312 --> 00:51:19,677 and the lives of those stupid little elves. 1262 00:51:21,436 --> 00:51:23,322 Just--ugh. 1263 00:51:24,985 --> 00:51:26,903 That guy doesn't know what he's talking about. 1264 00:51:26,966 --> 00:51:28,630 You risked your life 1265 00:51:28,725 --> 00:51:30,835 all in the name of saving Christmas. 1266 00:51:30,931 --> 00:51:32,082 You'd never see the likes of me 1267 00:51:32,178 --> 00:51:34,384 wasting my time like that. 1268 00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:37,133 But you, 1269 00:51:37,229 --> 00:51:38,284 you tried. 1270 00:51:42,312 --> 00:51:44,359 - Whoo-hoo! 1271 00:51:44,455 --> 00:51:47,204 - You're okay, Turner. 1272 00:51:47,299 --> 00:51:48,195 - Thanks, Mr. Crocker. 1273 00:51:48,291 --> 00:51:49,922 - Please, call me Mr. Crocker. 1274 00:51:50,018 --> 00:51:51,871 Let's go. - Wait. 1275 00:51:53,662 --> 00:51:55,389 - I know it sounds insane, 1276 00:51:55,484 --> 00:51:57,594 but Crocker makes a compelling case. 1277 00:51:57,658 --> 00:52:00,568 More importantly, the fact that Timmy Turner's kindness 1278 00:52:00,664 --> 00:52:03,125 was able to touch Crocker's shriveled heart speaks volumes. 1279 00:52:03,221 --> 00:52:05,939 - A simple "Crocker makes a good point" 1280 00:52:06,035 --> 00:52:08,145 would've been fine. 1281 00:52:08,241 --> 00:52:10,351 - Timmy, 1282 00:52:10,446 --> 00:52:13,995 a boy who can change hearts with his good deeds 1283 00:52:14,091 --> 00:52:17,096 is a man that can make the world a better place. 1284 00:52:17,192 --> 00:52:18,950 We need more people like you. 1285 00:52:19,046 --> 00:52:20,613 - Whoo-hoo! 1286 00:52:20,676 --> 00:52:21,700 - Give me that. 1287 00:52:24,865 --> 00:52:27,518 It is with great pleasure I hereby decree 1288 00:52:27,614 --> 00:52:29,692 Timmy Turner is off the naughty list! 1289 00:52:31,674 --> 00:52:32,569 - Up top. 1290 00:52:32,665 --> 00:52:34,040 Top shelf, anyone? No. 1291 00:52:34,136 --> 00:52:35,638 - Congratulations, Timmy. 1292 00:52:35,734 --> 00:52:37,717 - I'm so proud of you, Timmy. 1293 00:52:37,877 --> 00:52:39,635 Both: Yay! 1294 00:52:39,795 --> 00:52:41,169 - Thanks, Mr. Elmer. 1295 00:52:41,265 --> 00:52:44,846 - Great, but how are we gonna get back in time? 1296 00:52:44,942 --> 00:52:46,061 - Oh, yeah. 1297 00:52:46,157 --> 00:52:47,531 It took us forever to get here. 1298 00:52:47,627 --> 00:52:48,842 - You can borrow my ride. 1299 00:52:48,938 --> 00:52:50,345 Let's go. 1300 00:52:54,661 --> 00:52:56,196 Hop on. 1301 00:52:56,292 --> 00:52:57,410 - Whoo! - Whoo! 1302 00:53:01,087 --> 00:53:03,197 - There's complimentary Elmer the elder elf barf bags. 1303 00:53:03,293 --> 00:53:04,924 - Barf bags? 1304 00:53:05,019 --> 00:53:06,266 Why would we need-- 1305 00:53:09,207 --> 00:53:11,445 - nice people. 1306 00:53:16,496 --> 00:53:18,862 Who broke my Eiffel Tower? 1307 00:53:18,958 --> 00:53:20,653 - Whoa! 1308 00:53:29,668 --> 00:53:30,883 - It's a puppy dog. 1309 00:53:30,979 --> 00:53:32,546 And for you, little girl... 1310 00:53:34,335 --> 00:53:36,478 It's a choo-choo train. 1311 00:53:36,574 --> 00:53:37,757 - Oy vey. 1312 00:53:38,972 --> 00:53:41,881 - Whoa! 1313 00:53:43,767 --> 00:53:44,886 - Let's rock this Christmas. 1314 00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:48,403 Let's go! 1315 00:53:54,126 --> 00:53:55,468 - Guess what, guys. 1316 00:53:55,564 --> 00:53:56,778 I'm off the naughty list! 1317 00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:00,423 - Come on. 1318 00:54:00,519 --> 00:54:02,086 We've got a job to do. 1319 00:54:28,174 --> 00:54:29,996 Let's slap some eyes on those Teddy bears, people. 1320 00:54:30,092 --> 00:54:31,914 - We got to get that gift-o-wrapper up and running. 1321 00:54:32,010 --> 00:54:32,873 You, deck those halls. 1322 00:54:32,969 --> 00:54:34,216 You, stuff those stockings. 1323 00:54:34,312 --> 00:54:35,910 Hey, somebody get those robots 1324 00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:38,724 before they walk into the fireplace. 1325 00:54:38,820 --> 00:54:40,290 - Out of the way, citizens! 1326 00:54:40,386 --> 00:54:42,560 I'm here to save the day! 1327 00:54:42,656 --> 00:54:44,222 Crash! 1328 00:54:44,318 --> 00:54:45,661 - Oh, look at our Timmy. 1329 00:54:45,757 --> 00:54:47,356 He is Santa claus. 1330 00:54:47,419 --> 00:54:48,315 - Ooh, Santa, 1331 00:54:48,411 --> 00:54:50,617 can I have a Wendy wee-wee doll? 1332 00:54:50,713 --> 00:54:52,311 - We only have a hour left before midnight, 1333 00:54:52,406 --> 00:54:53,590 and since the power's been off, 1334 00:54:53,686 --> 00:54:54,708 we're way behind. 1335 00:54:54,804 --> 00:54:55,796 - And the gloom is so thick, 1336 00:54:55,892 --> 00:54:57,298 it's gonna be impossible 1337 00:54:57,394 --> 00:54:58,928 to get Santa's sleigh out of the north pole. 1338 00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:04,395 - Aloha. 1339 00:55:06,761 --> 00:55:07,944 - I get it. 1340 00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:09,095 We've got our work cut out for us, 1341 00:55:09,191 --> 00:55:10,598 but I've learned 1342 00:55:10,694 --> 00:55:13,060 that without wands, we can still make magic happen. 1343 00:55:13,156 --> 00:55:14,019 - We can? 1344 00:55:14,115 --> 00:55:15,202 Take that, wand. 1345 00:55:15,297 --> 00:55:17,439 - Cosmo, it was a metaphor! 1346 00:55:17,535 --> 00:55:18,398 - Whoops! 1347 00:55:18,494 --> 00:55:20,477 I'm sorry, wand. 1348 00:55:20,572 --> 00:55:22,171 - Timmy, you're right. 1349 00:55:22,267 --> 00:55:24,920 If we all work together, we can do this. 1350 00:55:25,016 --> 00:55:25,879 Who's with us? 1351 00:55:25,975 --> 00:55:28,469 Elves: We are! 1352 00:55:28,597 --> 00:55:29,428 - Can I help? 1353 00:55:29,556 --> 00:55:30,962 Anything to get away from Santa. 1354 00:55:31,058 --> 00:55:32,434 He thinks he's in the rodeo. 1355 00:55:32,465 --> 00:55:35,311 - Yee-haw! - Too late. 1356 00:55:35,343 --> 00:55:37,005 Crash! 1357 00:55:37,101 --> 00:55:39,211 - If we can get the Christmas spirit generator running, 1358 00:55:39,307 --> 00:55:41,129 we may be able to punch a hole through the gloom 1359 00:55:41,225 --> 00:55:42,792 big enough to fly out. 1360 00:55:42,888 --> 00:55:44,774 - Then that's what we'll do. All right, everyone. 1361 00:55:44,902 --> 00:55:46,564 Let's show them what Santa's workshop can do. 1362 00:55:46,660 --> 00:55:48,482 - All right! 1363 00:55:48,578 --> 00:55:49,698 - Propellers on the airplanes. 1364 00:55:51,935 --> 00:55:53,310 Yay! 1365 00:55:53,405 --> 00:55:55,196 - Eyes on the dolls. 1366 00:55:55,292 --> 00:55:56,699 - You better watch out 1367 00:55:56,795 --> 00:55:58,138 you better not cry 1368 00:55:58,234 --> 00:55:59,097 - go! Go! Go! 1369 00:55:59,193 --> 00:56:00,344 - Better not pout 1370 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,550 I'm telling you why 1371 00:56:02,645 --> 00:56:03,701 - fill up the bag! 1372 00:56:05,554 --> 00:56:06,609 Check your stockings! 1373 00:56:13,227 --> 00:56:16,201 - Check your underwear. 1374 00:56:16,296 --> 00:56:17,959 - He's making a list 1375 00:56:18,054 --> 00:56:19,877 he's checking it twice 1376 00:56:19,973 --> 00:56:22,211 - made that in high school. 1377 00:56:22,307 --> 00:56:24,001 - This is fun. 1378 00:56:24,225 --> 00:56:27,614 - Santa claus is coming to town 1379 00:56:27,710 --> 00:56:30,747 Santa claus is coming to town 1380 00:56:30,843 --> 00:56:32,633 - basketball, clearly. 1381 00:56:32,729 --> 00:56:37,332 - Santa claus is coming to town 1382 00:56:37,428 --> 00:56:41,201 he sees you when you're sleeping 1383 00:56:41,297 --> 00:56:44,846 he knows when you're awake 1384 00:56:44,942 --> 00:56:48,235 he knows when you've been bad or good 1385 00:56:50,697 --> 00:56:51,911 oh 1386 00:56:52,039 --> 00:56:53,670 you better watch out 1387 00:56:53,766 --> 00:56:55,396 you better not cry 1388 00:56:55,492 --> 00:56:56,931 you better not pout 1389 00:56:57,027 --> 00:56:59,552 I'm telling you why 1390 00:56:59,712 --> 00:57:03,036 Santa claus is coming to town 1391 00:57:03,132 --> 00:57:06,266 Santa claus is coming to town 1392 00:57:06,426 --> 00:57:11,349 Santa claus is coming to town 1393 00:57:11,445 --> 00:57:12,948 - well done, everyone. We did it. 1394 00:57:13,044 --> 00:57:14,929 Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho. 1395 00:57:15,058 --> 00:57:16,368 All right, let's hook up the reindeer 1396 00:57:16,464 --> 00:57:17,775 and light this candle. 1397 00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:19,629 - Timmy, it's terrible! 1398 00:57:19,725 --> 00:57:20,908 The reindeer are all gone. 1399 00:57:21,004 --> 00:57:22,827 - Who would do such a diabolical thing 1400 00:57:22,922 --> 00:57:24,520 like letting the reindeer escape? 1401 00:57:31,298 --> 00:57:32,162 Oh, sure. 1402 00:57:32,257 --> 00:57:34,655 Blame the guy who did it. 1403 00:57:34,751 --> 00:57:37,117 Did I tell you blitzen is a biter? 1404 00:57:38,779 --> 00:57:41,113 - How are we gonna pull Santa's sleigh without reindeer? 1405 00:57:44,278 --> 00:57:47,411 Nothing can leave once that gloom seals us in. 1406 00:57:54,765 --> 00:57:56,459 - Did somebody order reindeer? 1407 00:57:56,554 --> 00:57:57,738 - Whoa, amazing, guys. 1408 00:57:57,834 --> 00:57:59,273 Hey, let's hook her up. 1409 00:57:59,368 --> 00:58:00,295 - We got to move, Timmy. 1410 00:58:00,391 --> 00:58:01,254 Look. 1411 00:58:01,350 --> 00:58:03,013 The window's closing. 1412 00:58:11,229 --> 00:58:12,700 Oh, this is fantastic. 1413 00:58:12,796 --> 00:58:14,810 Mother never let me ride up front. 1414 00:58:14,906 --> 00:58:16,920 - Whoo-hoo! 1415 00:58:19,989 --> 00:58:21,651 - If you don't make it, I just want you to know 1416 00:58:21,747 --> 00:58:23,826 that you're the best temp Santa we've ever had, Timmy. 1417 00:58:25,584 --> 00:58:27,854 - Well, I couldn't have done it without you guys. 1418 00:58:27,950 --> 00:58:29,228 Hey. 1419 00:58:29,324 --> 00:58:30,571 We should do this again next year. 1420 00:58:32,937 --> 00:58:34,216 - You take shotgun, poof. - Whoo-hoo! 1421 00:58:34,311 --> 00:58:35,175 - I'll drive this puppy. 1422 00:58:35,271 --> 00:58:36,965 - Timmy Turner-- 1423 00:58:38,532 --> 00:58:40,194 Timmy claus, 1424 00:58:40,290 --> 00:58:42,400 you are clear for takeoff. 1425 00:58:43,998 --> 00:58:45,022 - Hang on. 1426 00:58:45,118 --> 00:58:47,324 - On, jorgen. On, poof. 1427 00:58:47,420 --> 00:58:51,256 On, Wanda. On, cosmo. 1428 00:58:51,352 --> 00:58:53,302 - Here we go. 1429 00:58:54,453 --> 00:58:56,498 Both: Whoa! 1430 00:58:56,594 --> 00:58:57,586 All: Whoa! 1431 00:58:59,663 --> 00:59:01,231 - Whoa. Whoa! 1432 00:59:01,327 --> 00:59:02,253 Whoa! 1433 00:59:02,349 --> 00:59:04,651 Whoa! - Whoo-hoo! 1434 00:59:08,104 --> 00:59:10,182 - Whoo! - Whoa! 1435 00:59:11,493 --> 00:59:14,402 That's how we fairies roll. 1436 00:59:14,498 --> 00:59:16,032 - Ho, ho, ho, guys. 1437 00:59:16,128 --> 00:59:17,599 Let's do this thing. 1438 00:59:21,660 --> 00:59:23,418 Whoo! 1439 00:59:23,578 --> 00:59:26,167 - Merry Christmas! 1440 00:59:26,263 --> 00:59:27,606 Ho, ho, ho! 1441 00:59:27,702 --> 00:59:30,323 Merry Christmas! 1442 00:59:41,353 --> 00:59:42,887 - Thank you, Santa. 1443 00:59:42,983 --> 00:59:44,518 Yes. 1444 00:59:44,678 --> 00:59:46,916 - Yes! Santa, you rock. 1445 00:59:57,914 --> 00:59:59,895 Both: Thank you, Santa! 1446 01:00:02,773 --> 01:00:03,668 Thud! 1447 01:00:11,661 --> 01:00:13,898 - Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 1448 01:00:13,994 --> 01:00:15,433 What a dream I had. 1449 01:00:15,529 --> 01:00:17,543 Ho, ho, ho. 1450 01:00:17,639 --> 01:00:19,717 Hello, everyone. 1451 01:00:19,813 --> 01:00:21,859 All: Merry Christmas, Santa! 1452 01:00:21,955 --> 01:00:22,818 - Ho, ho, ho, ho. 1453 01:00:22,914 --> 01:00:24,736 And merry Christmas to you. 1454 01:00:24,832 --> 01:00:26,750 Wait. Christmas? 1455 01:00:26,879 --> 01:00:28,381 Well, don't we still have lots of work to do? 1456 01:00:28,476 --> 01:00:30,331 - All done. 1457 01:00:33,592 --> 01:00:35,031 - I barely remember. 1458 01:00:35,127 --> 01:00:36,629 I must be getting old. 1459 01:00:36,725 --> 01:00:39,091 Let me put my suit on, and I'll be right down. 1460 01:00:40,753 --> 01:00:42,383 - So in essence, 1461 01:00:42,479 --> 01:00:44,622 it was I who had saved everyone's lives 1462 01:00:44,718 --> 01:00:47,020 on the bridge of badness. 1463 01:00:48,586 --> 01:00:50,473 Your breath smells like the butt of a reindeer. 1464 01:00:50,568 --> 01:00:52,870 Excuse me. 1465 01:00:52,966 --> 01:00:53,925 - Eh. 1466 01:00:56,866 --> 01:00:57,793 - Yes! 1467 01:01:05,658 --> 01:01:07,800 - Sorry you didn't get off the naughty list. 1468 01:01:07,896 --> 01:01:10,518 But that doesn't mean we can't give you a gift. 1469 01:01:10,614 --> 01:01:12,116 - Oh. 1470 01:01:12,212 --> 01:01:13,107 Huh. 1471 01:01:19,054 --> 01:01:21,035 Oh. 1472 01:01:21,131 --> 01:01:23,849 It's my first official Christmas present. 1473 01:01:23,945 --> 01:01:26,343 It's beautiful. 1474 01:01:26,439 --> 01:01:27,398 I love it. 1475 01:01:28,453 --> 01:01:30,882 Thank you. 1476 01:01:30,978 --> 01:01:32,641 All right, just-- can you help? 1477 01:01:33,696 --> 01:01:34,783 Yeah. 1478 01:01:34,879 --> 01:01:35,934 Eh. 1479 01:01:37,852 --> 01:01:39,514 Look, I'm a new man! 1480 01:01:49,137 --> 01:01:50,959 - Denzel Crocker. 1481 01:01:51,055 --> 01:01:51,919 Nice tie! 1482 01:01:52,014 --> 01:01:54,445 - Ah! - Ho, ho, ho! 1483 01:01:54,541 --> 01:01:55,596 - Whoo-hoo! 1484 01:01:55,692 --> 01:01:57,034 - Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1485 01:01:57,066 --> 01:01:58,953 - And on behalf of myself 1486 01:01:59,016 --> 01:02:00,455 and all of the elves, 1487 01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:02,053 I just want to thank you, 1488 01:02:02,149 --> 01:02:03,748 Wanda, cosmo, and poof. 1489 01:02:03,811 --> 01:02:05,091 You saved our lives 1490 01:02:05,187 --> 01:02:08,000 and helped save Christmas for everyone. 1491 01:02:08,096 --> 01:02:09,950 - All right, can you finally tell us 1492 01:02:10,046 --> 01:02:11,932 what you guys have been fighting about? 1493 01:02:12,028 --> 01:02:13,498 - I certainly can. 1494 01:02:13,594 --> 01:02:14,682 2,000 years ago, 1495 01:02:14,778 --> 01:02:16,408 the fairies borrowed our power drill 1496 01:02:16,504 --> 01:02:17,367 and never returned it. 1497 01:02:17,463 --> 01:02:19,541 - We did so. 1498 01:02:19,637 --> 01:02:23,122 We left it on your back porch. 1499 01:02:23,218 --> 01:02:24,400 - Oh, yeah. 1500 01:02:24,496 --> 01:02:26,319 Now that you mention it, 1501 01:02:26,415 --> 01:02:27,726 I do remember that. 1502 01:02:27,822 --> 01:02:29,228 Whoops! 1503 01:02:29,324 --> 01:02:31,690 - Oh, by the way, it was broken when we got it. 1504 01:02:33,256 --> 01:02:35,111 That's it? - Yeah. 1505 01:02:35,207 --> 01:02:36,581 But it's all better now. 1506 01:02:36,677 --> 01:02:38,180 I love elves! 1507 01:02:40,098 --> 01:02:41,537 Mwah! 1508 01:02:41,633 --> 01:02:43,135 - Aw. 1509 01:02:43,231 --> 01:02:44,510 - Oh. 1510 01:02:44,606 --> 01:02:46,492 - Oh. 1511 01:02:52,119 --> 01:02:53,301 - Merry Christmas, tootie. 1512 01:02:53,397 --> 01:02:55,315 - Merry Christmas, Timmy. 1513 01:02:57,681 --> 01:02:58,609 - Hey. 1514 01:02:58,705 --> 01:03:00,207 Is that mistletoe? 1515 01:03:05,994 --> 01:03:07,304 - Ahem. - Hmm? 1516 01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:09,798 - God bless us, everyone. 1517 01:03:09,926 --> 01:03:13,187 - No fairies were harmed in the making of this movie. 1518 01:03:13,283 --> 01:03:14,466 - I got a paper cut. 1519 01:03:20,316 --> 01:03:22,491 - Oh, yes. 1520 01:03:25,815 --> 01:03:26,838 Yes! Ice cream! 1521 01:03:26,934 --> 01:03:28,213 Oh, merry Christmas! 1522 01:03:33,744 --> 01:03:36,046 - Wishful thinking's the way that 1523 01:03:36,141 --> 01:03:39,019 we give people their dreams 1524 01:03:39,115 --> 01:03:41,640 wishful thinking is something 1525 01:03:41,736 --> 01:03:44,517 just as great as it seems 1526 01:03:44,613 --> 01:03:46,819 - wishful thinking shines bright 1527 01:03:46,915 --> 01:03:49,953 like a magical light beam 1528 01:03:50,048 --> 01:03:51,647 both: So come on along 1529 01:03:51,743 --> 01:03:55,228 we're singing a song about this magical team 1530 01:03:55,324 --> 01:03:57,690 - wishful thinking's amazing 1531 01:03:57,786 --> 01:04:00,534 like a beautiful ring 1532 01:04:00,630 --> 01:04:03,284 - wishful thinking can make us 1533 01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:06,417 both: Make us both want to sing 1534 01:04:06,513 --> 01:04:08,815 - so come on with me 1535 01:04:08,911 --> 01:04:11,532 both: And we can go on this magic fling 1536 01:04:11,628 --> 01:04:13,035 wishful thinking's the way 1537 01:04:13,131 --> 01:04:14,314 any time of the day 1538 01:04:14,410 --> 01:04:17,767 can be a glorious thing 1539 01:04:17,862 --> 01:04:20,484 - with you by my side 1540 01:04:20,580 --> 01:04:23,265 there's nothing I don't think I can do 1541 01:04:23,361 --> 01:04:25,887 - and I just can't hide 1542 01:04:25,983 --> 01:04:27,454 the feelings I have 1543 01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:29,436 both: Deep inside for you 1544 01:04:34,743 --> 01:04:37,332 - Wishful thinking is great 1545 01:04:37,428 --> 01:04:40,401 both: We can do it forever 1546 01:04:40,497 --> 01:04:43,087 - flying so high up in the sky 99886