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[Bubbling]

Success!

Thank you. Thank you. And, of course,

my sincerest thanks to everyone

that made this project possible.

Thank you, beaker.

Thank you, clamp.

Thank you, mysterious chemicals.

Thank you, computer.

And last, but not least,

I would like to thankfire.

Ah, fire. Just think...

All of man's greatest advancements,

all of man's industrial accomplishments,

all our technological progress,

all stem from the discovery of fire.

[Sighs]

Oh, how wonderful it would be

to jump back in time

and meet the amazing caveman

that first harnessed the power of fire.

[Deep voice] Primal genius

[normal voice] Meets modern genius--

hanging out, comparing notes.

[Sighs]

Duh! Time machine!

[Buzzing]

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Groans]

[Growling]

[Sighs]

[Groans]

[Growls]

Oh.

Ah.

[Yells triumphantly]

[Mastodon trumpets]

Huh?

[Yells]

All: Oh.

Ooh. Ha.

[Chuckling]

[All muttering]

[Buzzing]

Salutations, Mr. Caveman. My name is Dexter from the future,

and I have come to personally thank you for discovering fire

and single-handedly inventing science.

So come with me. I invite you to catch a glimpse of tomorrow.

I am so very glad you could come.

There are so many things I want to show you,

all kinds of marvelous science and invention and tools and technologies,

all of which you sparked with your little flame, so I bid you welcome.

[Deep voice] Welcome to Dexter's laboratory.

[Beeping]

Well, what do you think?

Aah!

So much for the tour.

Computer, seal off all exits!

Deploy recon probe droids.

Begin infrared scanning.

[Buzzing]

Be gentle. He is a genius.

[Buzzing]

[Rumbling]

[Screams]

[Beeping]

Probe malfunction in sector 3?

Hmm.

[Tires screeching]

[Groans]

[Panting]

[Engine accelerating]

Oh, my goodness.

There you are. Thank heavens you're all right.

I was afraid you had gotten lost

or hurt yourself or something.

[Growls]

[Growling]

Aah!

Aah! Whoa! Aah!

Hiya, Dexter. Who's your friend?

He's a crazy, mad caveman!

Ooh!

Ooh.

Aa-aah!

Aa-aah. Ha ha.

[Imitates monkey]

[Speaking native language]

He's nice.

You mean, you can communicate with him?

Sure.

Of course. I should have guessed

your primitive linguistics would be compatible.

That means we can finish touring the lab.

That is, if you'll be my translator, Dee Dee.

Ok.

Marvelous. Let's begin.

The wonders of the modern scientific facility

are vast and all-encompassing.

Blah, blah. Blah, blah...

[Chuckles]

Many techniques and approaches are applied.

Here, in the alternative power center,

I have employed a series

of flux capacitors like this one

at every integral power junction,

thereby regulating the flow...

...and there you have it.

The pinnacle of scientific achiev-- huh?

Dexter: Dee Dee, what are you doing?

You haven't been translating a word I've said!

I just wanted to inspire

the world's first genius a little, you know.

Maybe he'd feel like inventing a wheel or something,

but instead, I find

you're rotting his mind with silly games.

But--

nope, this just isn't working.

I had better send you home now

before Dee Dee pollutes your intellect any further.

[Whirring]

Gee, Dexter, why you always got to ruin everybody's fun?

Me ruin?

Girl, you really burn me up!

[Whooshing]