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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,416 --> 00:00:42,216 Newsreel narrator: Welcome toamerica and you, 2 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,130 where together we will travel 3 00:00:44,166 --> 00:00:46,476 through the pages of American history 4 00:00:47,016 --> 00:00:48,996 and rediscover ourselves. 5 00:00:49,033 --> 00:00:51,183 From when he started in 1927, 6 00:00:51,216 --> 00:00:54,126 it took gutzon borglum 14 years 7 00:00:54,166 --> 00:00:56,446 to sculpt this legendary landmark 8 00:00:56,483 --> 00:00:58,173 in the hills of south Dakota. 9 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:02,230 Here we see gutzon working on the lips of Lincoln. 10 00:01:02,266 --> 00:01:04,146 The great memorial stands 11 00:01:04,183 --> 00:01:08,433 more than 5,725 feet above sea level. 12 00:01:08,466 --> 00:01:12,366 Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, and Lincoln-- 13 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,350 the 4 presidents on mount rushmore-- 14 00:01:15,383 --> 00:01:17,283 represent the nation's finest ideas 15 00:01:17,316 --> 00:01:20,346 as they were shaped in our first 150 years 16 00:01:20,383 --> 00:01:23,153 and that we have lived by ever since. 17 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:27,283 And so, as the inscription on the mountain reads... 18 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,130 Well, class, does anybody have any questions 19 00:01:34,166 --> 00:01:37,116 about the film we just saw? Yes, Timothy? 20 00:01:37,150 --> 00:01:39,100 What would happen if two of the heads 21 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:40,473 were brought to life by some mad geniuses 22 00:01:41,016 --> 00:01:44,046 and were let loose to destroy all that we have created 23 00:01:44,083 --> 00:01:45,433 in one action-packed battle? 24 00:01:45,466 --> 00:01:46,996 Nonsense, Timothy. 25 00:01:47,033 --> 00:01:49,203 Things like that can't happen nowadays. 26 00:01:49,233 --> 00:01:50,273 Yes, Dexter? 27 00:01:50,300 --> 00:01:54,050 I am sorry to argue with you, Mr. Luzinski, 28 00:01:54,083 --> 00:01:57,233 but this bringing to life of inanimate objects 29 00:01:57,266 --> 00:01:59,376 is very possible indeed. 30 00:01:59,416 --> 00:02:02,316 All you need to do is simply implant 31 00:02:02,350 --> 00:02:05,050 some tripolar frankensteinian electrodes 32 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:08,033 and apply 25,000 volts of electromagnicity. 33 00:02:08,066 --> 00:02:10,326 Then the inanimate object will come to life 34 00:02:10,366 --> 00:02:13,216 and carry out any order of destruction 35 00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:17,180 that a mad genius could possibly have. 36 00:02:18,216 --> 00:02:20,226 Was that a bipolar electrode? 37 00:02:20,266 --> 00:02:24,166 No, no, mandark. A tripolar. 38 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:27,430 Hee hee! Oh, yeah, right. Thank you. 39 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:31,180 Ha ha ha! 40 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:37,053 ♪ Oh, cherry tree, oh, cherry tree ♪ 41 00:02:37,083 --> 00:02:40,273 ♪ oh, you are so pretty ♪ 42 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:43,070 Mandark: Hey, Dexter, can we lend you a hand? 43 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:45,350 No, thank you. I have everything under... 44 00:02:45,383 --> 00:02:46,353 Control. 45 00:02:46,383 --> 00:02:48,273 Dexter, I'd like to introduce you 46 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:52,300 to our nation's first president-- George Washington. 47 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:55,103 Say hello, George. 48 00:02:59,066 --> 00:03:03,366 Aah! 49 00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:05,220 All right, George, 50 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:08,230 what do you say we cross the Delaware? 51 00:03:16,016 --> 00:03:17,076 [Panting] 52 00:03:17,116 --> 00:03:20,196 How am I ever going to stop that huge behemoth? 53 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:23,473 Hi, Dexter! Penny for your thoughts? 54 00:03:32,350 --> 00:03:35,180 I'm thinking of Lincoln. 55 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:38,126 Thank you, Dee Dee. 56 00:03:38,166 --> 00:03:42,346 Now get out of my lab! I have work to do. 57 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,320 Mandark: Take that! And that! And some of that, too! 58 00:03:56,116 --> 00:03:59,346 Computer: Dexter, approaching mount rushmore. 59 00:03:59,383 --> 00:04:01,123 5, 4, 60 00:04:01,150 --> 00:04:03,400 3, 2, 1. 61 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,430 Dexter: And now the final touch. 62 00:04:23,033 --> 00:04:26,123 President Lincoln, I have just elected you 63 00:04:26,150 --> 00:04:29,250 to kick George Washington's butt. 64 00:04:37,166 --> 00:04:38,126 Ahh... 65 00:04:38,166 --> 00:04:40,226 Now with Dexter out of the picture, 66 00:04:40,266 --> 00:04:43,996 I can finally enjoy some peace and quiet. 67 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:46,046 Uh, George, would you mind moving? 68 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:47,153 You're blocking my sun. 69 00:04:47,183 --> 00:04:49,233 Hey, George, what did i-- hey, what the-- 70 00:04:49,266 --> 00:04:52,266 Dexter: 4 score and a little while ago, 71 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:55,070 you brought forth on this continent 72 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:57,100 a new giant conceived in evil 73 00:04:57,133 --> 00:04:59,033 and dedicated to destroying my lab, 74 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:03,016 and now I, Dexter, am here to settle this score. 75 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:04,450 Meet my good friend 76 00:05:04,483 --> 00:05:08,103 president Abraham Lincoln. 77 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:11,133 George! 78 00:05:12,350 --> 00:05:14,020 Mandark: You know, of course, Dexter, 79 00:05:14,050 --> 00:05:16,450 you have no chance to beat the first American president. 80 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:19,103 I beg to differ. 81 00:05:20,416 --> 00:05:23,096 That's it, Dexter. Put 'em up! 82 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:34,130 Ha! That punch probably broke 83 00:05:34,166 --> 00:05:35,246 your wooden dentures. 84 00:05:35,283 --> 00:05:37,383 Not quite, for you see, Dexter, 85 00:05:37,416 --> 00:05:40,126 I've made a few modifications. 86 00:05:43,333 --> 00:05:44,353 Very good, mandark, 87 00:05:44,383 --> 00:05:49,223 but I, too, have made some modifications. 88 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:55,480 That's it, Dexter. Playtime is over. Jet boots on! 89 00:05:58,366 --> 00:06:00,276 Jet pack on! 90 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:17,180 Hmm. It seems that we are evenly matched. 91 00:06:17,216 --> 00:06:19,326 Yes. I cannot tell a lie. 92 00:06:19,366 --> 00:06:21,326 You are a worthy opponent. 93 00:06:21,366 --> 00:06:25,146 Wait.you tell a lie? 94 00:06:25,183 --> 00:06:26,223 Never. 95 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:27,280 Me neither. 96 00:06:27,316 --> 00:06:30,416 "Honest Abe"-- that's what they call me. 97 00:06:30,450 --> 00:06:32,050 What?! What?! 98 00:06:32,083 --> 00:06:34,203 Hey, Lincoln, what is with the speeches? 99 00:06:34,233 --> 00:06:35,383 Let's get back to the action. 100 00:06:35,416 --> 00:06:37,266 Yeah, come on, Washington. Stop the small talk 101 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:38,450 and get back to the punching. 102 00:06:38,483 --> 00:06:42,303 Lincoln: Sorry, boys. These two presidents have had it. 103 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:46,173 Now, how about we get us a couple of drinks? 104 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,330 Hey, come back here! 105 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:51,196 Hey, you guys are supposed to serve your country! 106 00:06:51,233 --> 00:06:52,473 Come back here and fight! 107 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,230 Woman: Timothy, why don't you go outside and play? 108 00:06:56,266 --> 00:06:58,066 Timothy: I-is it safe? 109 00:06:58,100 --> 00:06:59,450 Well, of course, dear. 110 00:06:59,483 --> 00:07:02,153 [Humming] 111 00:07:03,050 --> 00:07:05,150 [Footsteps approaching] 112 00:07:11,066 --> 00:07:18,176 Aah! 7480

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