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People ask, where do you get your ideas?
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Right here.
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All this is my magician's toy shop.
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I'm Ray Bradbury, and this is...
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and get yourself killed?
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There he goes again.
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Crazy as a weasel down a chimney.
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You gonna finish my shave?
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Sheriff ought to throw him in the jail.
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Mr.
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Simpson? That's me.
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I'm Miss Weldon from Drummond.
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Oh, fine.
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Good to see you, Miss Weldon.
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New manicurist.
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There's got to be an improvement on that
dolly pride.
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Damn woman didn't have a single tongue
in her head.
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Well, I hope I have that.
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I just came in and thought I'd drop by.
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Fine.
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Got yourself a place over Webster's, I
hear. You get settled in there, Miss
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Weldon. See you right after 12 noon.
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Yes, of course.
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Goodbye.
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She looks a queer beetle.
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Maiden lady.
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Old mother just died.
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Don't suppose there was a father.
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Come on, Odd Martin.
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Come on now.
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You're not dead.
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Don't be if you stay there.
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Get off, Sheriff.
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Sure looks bleached out.
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White as new snow.
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A new snow, hell.
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Taking up valuable parking space.
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It's been Friday. Lots of people have
been needing this spot.
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Odd?
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Oh, hmm.
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Here, give us a hand here, boys.
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You take the head and take the feet
there.
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All right. Come on, Odd. Bring them over
here.
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Up you go.
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Don't lie down there until he gets tired
of laying.
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God,
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Martin.
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He's done that a million times before.
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Likes the publicity.
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Odd Martin, got a job for you.
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And he says, Madam, we've already
established that.
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Now we're haggling about the price.
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Are these all right for you?
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Guess so.
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Please, excuse me.
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Is that a kitten in there?
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May I see it, please?
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Were you going to drown her?
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Oh, please don't do that.
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I'll keep her.
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I'd like to keep her.
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Drowning's a terrible thing.
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I know.
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I've been drowned.
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Yep, he's certainly one of the town
sights.
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Is that what he does? Clean the streets?
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Oh, that and other things, you know,
folks don't like to do for themselves.
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Didn't always, though. He was a farmer.
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About 20 years back, big flood washed
away his farm and all his stock.
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He was missing for a while, but he
turned up stark crazy.
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Said he walked out of the floodwaters
after being drowned.
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Claimed he was a dead man.
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Must have thought we was wet behind the
ears, huh?
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Can't leave him lying here all the time.
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Hey, come over here.
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He doesn't get any lighter, does he?
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Sure doesn't.
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Ma 'am?
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Mr. Martin.
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Mr.
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Martin, would you wake up, please?
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It's an awful hot day, Mr. Martin.
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I wish you'd try some of this.
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It's cologne.
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It'll help keep you cool.
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Now, what can you make of that?
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Takes one to know one, I guess.
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Told you she was simple.
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Have a good lunch break, Miss Weldon.
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Yes, thank you, Mr. Simpson.
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That cat of yours sure is fascinated by
Odd Martin.
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Think she knows what he had in mind for
her?
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You know, with the nights drawing in, I
figure the best thing could happen to
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Odd Martin would be to get married.
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What woman would marry Odd?
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Sometimes I believe he is dead.
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Flies do hang around him.
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Bulldog, watch what you're doing, woman.
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She knows what she's doing, Gilpatrick.
Hold still while I almost cut your
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throat. Just joking.
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Now, Miss Weldon, she knows how to
handle Odd Martiner on the weather.
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Didn't she give him a bottle of cologne?
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Helped him prove his perspiration.
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Funny how we joke about Odd.
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Sometimes I wonder if we ain't really
scared of him.
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Come on, boys.
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I mean, we don't let ourselves believe
he's really dead.
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So we just make him some kind of joke.
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Oh, we just let him lay there.
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He don't cause no trouble.
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He's just there.
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But I noticed old sawbones talk Hudson.
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Didn't really listen to Odd's heart with
his stethoscope.
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Scared of what he'd find.
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Sure is hot.
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You'll just help yourself, Ralph.
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How do you figure that?
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Kind of strange, huh?
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I've been watching you for a long time.
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Want to know why?
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You're dead.
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You're really dead.
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And I'm the only one who really knows.
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I believe you would.
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I tried dying once.
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I laid on the floor for an hour.
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Then I quit.
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Because I had to go to the bathroom.
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It's not easy being dead, right?
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No, it isn't.
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Sometimes I see you walk by my house,
not going anyplace.
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No place to go.
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I try thinking some place to go, hard to
think.
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Sometimes I almost know where to go,
then I forget.
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Once I thought, go to a doctor, have
them declare me once and for all dead.
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somehow I never got there.
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If you want, I'll take you.
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No, I'm tired, but I'll wait.
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I'm curious to see what happens next.
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But I know I'm dead.
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Late nights I lay listening in my room,
but no heartbeat in my ears, nor in my
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chest, nor in my wrists.
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Nothing in me but dark and night.
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Maybe I'm still walking because I died
young.
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Only 28 and not married.
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Always wanted to marry, never did.
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But somewhere out there, something makes
me stir. I think it's the wind. It
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brings all these great...
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perfumes or the sight of a lady's just
now curled hair or the sound of her tiny
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shoes on the sidewalk and I look up and
there she is, Miss Weldon, putting down
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her hand to lift me like I was no
heavyweight at all.
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Shucks.
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I can't help you with that.
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Think of something else.
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So long.
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So long.
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Thanks, man.
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Somebody say something? Someone here?
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Only me, Odd.
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Walk me home.
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Oh,
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how nice.
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Odd? Miss Weldon?
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What's your name?
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Your first name?
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John.
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Well, that's a nice name.
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Nicer than odd.
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Miss Weldon?
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Yes, John?
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I've been saving my money.
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Got quite a sum.
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Don't spend it for anything.
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I've got maybe about $5 ,000.
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Sometimes I count it and get tired and
can't count more.
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So, why do you like me, Miss Weldon?
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Well, because you're quiet,
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not loud and mean, like the men at the
barbershop.
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I've had to fight even for a scrap of
respect there.
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But still they look right through me.
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I'm like a window with no glass, not
even a reflection.
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I'm lonely, John.
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And talking to you is... Well... Now
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I wish we could do something about the
way people talk about you.
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John, if only you'd stop saying that
you're not alive.
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Saul, you don't believe me either.
You're half alive for the care of a good
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woman, for loving, for living decent,
John.
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That's what you mean by dead, nothing
more.
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Is that what I mean?
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Well, what else could it be?
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Don't do it. Go on.
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Yeah. Mr.
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Sir.
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Um, we were wondering if you might want
to... Come to a Halloween party. Yeah.
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Why?
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Because... Because it's Halloween.
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Why? We want you to... We want you to
come scare us. Yeah.
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I got no costume.
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Well, that's okay. Come as you are.
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Come scare us.
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Yeah, yeah, come to our party.
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11th and South St. James Street.
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Yeah.
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Skater, come as you are.
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Why, John.
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Hello.
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Treat, I guess.
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Miss Weldon, do I scare you?
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What happens? No.
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In that case, will you marry me?
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Proposing to me, Mr. Martin?
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What does that mean?
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It means I love you.
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What say?
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
-hmm. Yep.
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All so darn sudden.
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It's been coming on.
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Where are you going to live?
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Bought a place yesterday.
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Real cheap.
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Didn't know we had cheap homes in town.
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Just outside.
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Real small.
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What was that about a small home cheap?
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I'm the only real estate agent in town.
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I sold him nothing.
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What's he mean, small place?
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Hell. Hey there, Reverend Polk.
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You tie him the knot?
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Knot?
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Gonna get married.
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Ardened our manicurist.
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Today.
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That's funny.
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Nobody asked me.
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Who cares?
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But getting married and they're talking
about some small cheap place just
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outside of town.
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Where? And who would ever marry them
anyway? Honey, give me a break.
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It's not legal yet.
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I now pronounce you man and wife.
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