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People ask, where do you get your ideas?
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Well, right here.
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All this is my Martian landscape.
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Somewhere in this room is an African
veldt.
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Just beyond, perhaps, is a small
Illinois town where I grew up. And I'm
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surrounded on every side by my
magician's toy shop.
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I'll never starve here.
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I just look around, find what I need.
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And begin.
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I'm Ray Bradbury.
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And this is... Well then,
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right now, what shall it be?
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Out of all this, what do I choose to
make a story?
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I never know where the next one will
take me.
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A trip?
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Exactly one half exhilaration.
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Exactly one half terror.
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I told him not to invest in that stock.
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Well, would he listen to me? I got out
ahead of everyone.
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I guess the place to start is at the
beginning.
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There, at that boring party where we
first met.
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No, look, he became a dictator.
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I'm serious.
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I think I'm supposed to be somewhere
else.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Want a drink?
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No, no, I'm fine. Thanks.
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Stanley, this is not a fine mess you've
got me into.
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Excuse me. Hi.
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Bye. No,
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but if you... Bye.
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Ollie.
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Well, Sally, it's another fine mess you
got me in.
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I'm sorry, Ollie.
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I was just about to say the same thing
myself.
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Well, don't just do something. Stand
there. I mean, why don't you do
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instead of standing there?
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I will.
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Trust me?
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Yes. Well, then.
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And trust her, I did.
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As though I'd known her all my life
instead of five minutes.
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Ready and willing to place my fate
completely in her hands.
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What is it? I don't... Okay,
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where are we?
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You know, look.
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What?
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Can't be.
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It is?
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But Laurel and Hardy never made a movie
here. 4 ,000 miles from here. The music
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box?
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57 years ago.
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But then what is that up there?
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The piano box.
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The music box that Laurel and Hardy
carried all the way up the steps and
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chased them all the way back down again
in 1931.
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We shot this one -minute commercial here
today with Laurel and Hardy look
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-alikes, and we couldn't afford to fly
to Los Angeles, so we found this hill by
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God and these steps, and we paid 40
bucks for that piano crate.
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You want to see?
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We're going up there?
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Together.
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How long do you think it'll take to get
to the top?
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Oh, six months.
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Or, if we're lucky, 30, 40 years.
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Race it to the top?
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No, uh, no.
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I want us both to win.
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And when we get to the top, what then?
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We'll be in need of a kiss.
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Ah, suddenly I...
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Oh, Stanley.
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Oh, Ollie.
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I don't want to go to the top.
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Why?
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Because then we'll just have to come
back down.
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Oh.
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Okay. About pace. You move the altar,
Hardy, and I'll be the piano. Chase you
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down.
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And like that music, Buck.
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Head over heels, I fell in love.
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The one they did about a gorilla who
wore a ballet outfit and then did a
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dance in their room.
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The one about when the bad guys twisted
their heads around back.
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And then there's the one where Stan
lighted his thumb like a cigarette
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right?
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Thank you.
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They adopted a baby, remember?
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And then his wife left him? And they had
to take care of it alone? Whose wife?
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Dan. Ollie. Ollie.
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Oh, I got an idea.
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Incredibly in love.
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We said it. We knew it.
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When we weren't staring at each other,
we were hugging.
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When we weren't hugging, we were
kissing.
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Here's another fine mess you got me in.
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Well, good night.
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Good night.
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Ours was a love affair.
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Thank you.
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Printed out in capital.
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Underline it. Find some metallic.
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Add exclamation points.
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Put up the fireworks.
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Tear down the clouds.
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Anyway, it was the 4th of July every
night.
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New Year's every dawn.
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It was a bobsled downhill and everything
cold racing by in beauty and two warm
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people holding tight and yelling with
joy.
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Laurel and Hardy, we would be forever.
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Or almost forever, until everything went
to hell. I never laughed so much in my
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life.
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But it has to stop sometime, doesn't it?
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What?
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Well, the laughter.
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Why should it?
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It always does.
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Not with us.
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Why did you ask that?
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All good things end, don't they?
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Gotcha.
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What? You never played the game Gotcha?
I never even heard of it.
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I've been playing it all my life.
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What do you buy it, in a store?
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No, no, no, I made it up.
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I almost made it up.
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And if you're real good, one night soon.
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Gotcha.
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Yeah.
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Hello.
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Well, hello.
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Spur of the moment.
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Wild idea.
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Be ready. I'm taking you on a vacation
to... Paris.
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Nope. London.
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Nope.
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Rome.
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Gotcha.
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You remember?
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Oh, the game. What's it called again?
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Gotcha. That's a game I never heard of,
right? You'll love it.
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I love everything we do.
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It'll scare the hell out of you.
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Here we are.
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Do you realize what part of town this
is?
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That'll be $15.
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Rates are kind of high in this place,
aren't they? Cash.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Do you have an elevator in this place?
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If there is, I ain't seen it.
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Line from an old movie.
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Oh, good, good. That's great.
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Crackers and cheap champagne. That's
wonderful.
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Tuna fish.
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This is a vacation.
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Open the cheap champagne.
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Here we go.
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Yeah.
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Just a minute. I'm all the way. Darling,
darling, darling.
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Don't worry about the scarf.
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Here's to the last night of your life.
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I beg your pardon?
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White silk pajamas?
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For a Chinese funeral.
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In there.
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This is really...
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This is a game, right?
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Come on.
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Yeah.
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What do we... You must follow my
instructions
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now. No arguments.
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For the next half hour, not a word, not
a sound, no matter what.
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Silence.
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Complete and utter silence.
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Silence.
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Time forgot you?
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Time.
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When the alarm goes off, it's over.
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Not a second before.
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Not a second.
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Okay? Okay.
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Proceed.
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You are not supposed to talk.
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How do you like it so far?
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I don't speak.
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uh i don't i don't like this game can we
stop this game
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now please lisa where are you
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Do you hear me?
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Would you answer me, please?
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Alicia?
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You okay?
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Two minutes. Two minutes.
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Two minutes.
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Oh, John. Oh, honey.
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Oh, honey, don't cry. Don't cry.
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Please don't. I didn't... I didn't
realize that...
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We're all right, aren't we?
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We're okay?
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Everything's all right?
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Okay.
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Listen, I have a great idea.
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Let's play the game again tomorrow
night.
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Yes, yes, this time, I'll be in the bed
waiting, and you can hide and jump out
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and say gotcha.
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No.
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What?
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No.
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No.
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Let's go, John.
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