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Oh, that's tea. Oh, no, no, no. That ain't tea. Okay, great.

What? Hey, ladies.

The guys and I were just on our way to get a little practice in before the big

softball game.

Not that we need any practice.

Yeah, because when our frat beats your sores this year, that's going to be

what, six years in a row?

Yeah. I'm surprised you didn't count that high, Spud.

Oh, that's nothing. I can count to a hundred.

Another surprise.

I wouldn't be so damn cocky, T.

Now, these sisters here are fierce.

They know how to lay it down, right, Kim?

15, 16.

I'm ready.

Hey, boo.

Is that a baseball bat or are you just happy to see me? I will use it if I have

to. I didn't know you were playing.

Shoot, the professor's going to start and catch her. I'm going to play.

The game is only for frat and sorority members.

And I'll settle for just playing with you.

Let me go, adult.

Come on, guys.

See you, ladies.

And don't feel too bad about the game. You can't help it if you play like

Just once, I would like to beat them. It's not going to happen. You suck.

Come on now, what kind of attitude is that?

It's our team motto.

Oh, no, wait a minute.

I was a really good ball player in high school.

I could coach you guys if you want me to.

Sure, why not?

Yeah, it's fine with me, Kim.

98, 99, 100!

but it was on the field next hour.

Well, at least the game was for a good cause. It's for charity.

If it were really charity, they wouldn't make us play.

Hey, Sorors.

Uh, where were you, Regina? You mispracticed, if you want to call it

I was busy making sure that we win.

You slept with the whole team?

Like that would work.

You know, my little miscreant, look it up.

Oh, goody, I love Jerry.

Oh, and there she is now. Over here, Jenny.

Everyone, this is a friend of mine, Jenny Finch.

She's a member of the United States Olympic softball team and AAA's pitcher

the game.

Women, she's in your sorority?

No, but according to the rule book, each team is allowed one player who's a non

-Greek. We have a Greek in our sorority? Who?

Not the coach, is she?

No, no, no.

I am. And welcome to the team. Thanks for helping us out. I'm happy to do it.

love playing against men.

You see, there is a God, and she's a woman.

Oh, here come the knuckleheads now.

Hey, ladies, the guys and I were thinking, just to make the game a little

we'll agree to play with our opposite hands.

Would that be the hand that keeps you company on Saturday night?

Keep it up. We may not be so easy on you in the game.

Oh, well, would you like to make a friendly little wager?

What? You want to bet us on the game? What happened? Get Bean in practice?

Oh, of course, if you're afraid.

Okay.

What are we talking about?

If we win, your frat gets to be our flunkies for the week. If you win, we're

yours.

All right.

You got yourself a bet.

I'm going to make you my love slave.

Yeah, that'll take all of 30 seconds.

Hey, Professor, get this. The stores here just bet us on a game.

Oh, please.

They're not that dumb.

With maybe one exception.

How about we make our own private wager?

Now, if AAA wins, you take me to Vegas for the weekend.

And if you lose?

I'll take you to Vegas for the weekend.

So you see, it's a win -win situation.

Yeah. How about this?

If we win, you don't speak to me, you don't look at me, you don't touch me for

week. You don't mean that, boo.

You're right. Make it a month.

Okay, well, I feel it with a kiss.

Yeah, sure. Woody, she's all yours. Come here, woman. Boy, I want to see that.

Man, I want to want to face her. That's just her slow pitch.

Who is that?

That's our pitcher.

She's not in your sorority.

The rule book says we can have one player who's not a member of the

Ow! Stop throwing like a boy.

Hey, hey, hold up. That's all. We didn't know about her.

That's not our fault.

What's the matter? You afraid of a girl?

Mr. Nicky Parker.

Come on, let's see some hot sauce!

Right, right, right, right!

Right,

right!

Kim. What?

How you gonna run in those shoes?

I have to run?

Yeah. Because I'm about to take them off and beat you with them. Now go change.

Just wanted to say good luck.

Yeah, it shouldn't be about who wins. It's about having a good time, you know?

Nice try, but the bet's still on.

Hey, that's cool. We believe in our team.

And to prove it, we're willing to up our bet. That's right.

Oh, what you have in mind?

Well, uh, if you win, we'll dress up in AAA gear and do your step in the student

union. Huh?

And if we lose? And there better not be any sexual favors involved.

Come on, let's be good sports.

If you lose, all the ladies have to go a week without doing their hair.

We need to talk about that, ladies.

A week without getting our hair done? That's criminal.

Yeah, I have to change my color every week.

Well, look.

We have Jenny. How can we lose?

That's right. That's right. All right.

You guys are on.

Oh, and, um, T, you can borrow my skirt when you step.

For a couple years.

Oh, I knew it! You're Eric Davis!

It's as cute as ever.

Can I have your autograph, please, Mr. Davis?

Sure, if you call me Eric.

As long as you call me Mrs. Davis.

Gotta run.

Hey, y 'all, I gotta have the autograph.

Lee! Come on, come on! Oh, good, Eric's here.

Yeah. Come on, let's go!

Who's Eric?

Eric Davis, one of the best baseball players ever.

What is he doing here?

Oh, uh...

He's a homeboy at a professor's. And oh yeah, he's paying for Kai Kai Kai.

Since when did umpires start talking trash?

I believe that started back in the Negro Leagues.

Did you call those games, too?

Hey, Kim.

You have to stand in the batter's box, baby. Here you go. Okay.

I'm ready.

Move closer to the plate. You can't hit the ball from there.

You right, baby. Just stand wherever you want.

Let me know if I get in your way. Yeah, well, just go get it.

No, but I just always wanted to say that. But I do have to leave. I just got

audition for the Bernie Mac show. Hey, man, what about the game?

Oh, yeah.

Good luck.

Hi. Remember me? Mrs. Davis.

Come to think of it, you do remind me of my mother. Nice meeting you.

I always liked Daryl Strawberry better.

Where's Eric going?

To hell, I hope.

We're dead.

Come on, Professor. It's three to three.

And we can do this.

You're right.

We can beat them.

We might as well give up. Uh -uh.

Now, I don't want to hear that kind of talk.

Listen, we just have to suck it up and take it to the next level because we're

going to win this, not just for the sorority's dignity, not just so I can go

Vegas with my boo and possibly get married while we're there, but we're

win this for the honor and pride of every female out there.

Damn boy.

Jaquan, I got to call you back.

Hello?

Mama, I got it.

Jaquan? Yeah, girl.

All right, sweetheart.

I got you out.

Oh, yeah.

Just one more.

you i changed my call there was only one pitch how could you walk you never

heard of an intentional walk are you out of your mind look professor don't make

me have to throw you out this game

home with your drunk man.

Yeah.

This is for all those times you forgot my birthday.

The bases are loaded. We can win this.

Okay, who's up?

I am, Mama.

Okay, Kim, I want you to go out there and show those guys what a parker woman

can do.

Okay, Mama, but...

Exactly as that.

Go hit the ball, girl.

Go, Kim!

Go, Kim!

Go, Kim!

Did I hit it? Did I hit it?

Time. Time. Time.

Dose it down, Kim.

I'm pitching four.

What? She can't do that. Of course I can. I'm taking the place of our other

-Greek. But we... But hush up and squat that booty.

And as far as I know, she's still there.