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T, we need to talk.
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Stevie, for the last time, it's not
going to work out between us.
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Move on.
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Forget about me.
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Oh, get over yourself.
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No, I'm talking about our gig this
weekend.
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Without Kim, I'll be singing backup and
lead. It's way too much, but we can't
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afford to blow this.
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Yeah, you're right.
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What are we going to do? We've got to
find another backup singer.
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Hey, man, it's all Kim's fault.
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I know.
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Why don't you pick her boyfriend over
us?
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Why can't you do single and bitter like
you?
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Hey, Nick. Hey.
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Why are you still down?
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Professor threatened you with another
restraining order? No need.
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The current one is still valid.
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What's up?
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I miss Kim.
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Well, if there's anything I can do...
Well, I also miss her chipping in for
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rent. She paid rent?
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Not by choice.
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Every month, I used to go through her
purse and take the money out.
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That's what mamas do.
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You need to be committed for eternity.
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Hi. Welcome to the audition.
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As you know, we're looking for a backup
singer to join our group Freestyle
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Unity. Yeah, so, uh, don't be nervous.
You can start any time you're ready, uh,
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Monica.
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in this band.
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Why not?
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Because you can't sing.
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I can't sing. You have no taste and
you're just one opinion.
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What you think, girl?
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Oh,
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I'm sorry.
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T's right. That was bad.
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Okay, so y 'all just two opinions and y
'all don't matter.
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Well, yeah, we kind of do since we're
the ones doing the hiring.
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Yeah, so let's talk and then start
walking.
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Ms. Reginald, how may I help you? Don't
look at me. She's the one dying.
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Not to worry. We'll take very good care
of you.
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Uh, slow your roll, Reg. I'm not dying
yet.
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I'm just here to take advantage of you
two for one special.
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Ooh, then we must start by choosing a
casket. This is our top of the line.
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solid bronze with an ivory pearl finish
lined in silk with platinum accents.
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It's only $10 ,000.
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Oh, you know what? It's beautiful, but
that's not quite what I had in mind.
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You know, it's too, too, um...
Expensive.
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I understand.
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We also have a lovely emerald green
copper casket lined in satin with 14
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gold accents for only $6 ,000.
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Oh, we getting close, the ranch.
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We offer an oak casket with a velvet
lining and matching oak handles for a
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$3 ,000.
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We have a used pine box out in the trash
you can have for a hundred bucks.
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Really?
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Might I suggest we move to a burial
plot.
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Good idea.
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Were you thinking of an ocean or a
mountain view?
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What? She's going to be six feet under.
The only thing she's going to see is
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dirt.
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Those ocean views sound kind of pricey.
How much would a plot cost next to the
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freeway?
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What about a headstone?
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What about it?
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Were you planning on having one or shall
I write your name? on a piece of
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cardboard and attach it to a broom
handle.
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Well, see, we'd like a fancy funeral,
but we can't afford that kind of money.
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Yes, you can.
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With a small down payment and modest
monthly installments, even you can
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the most lavish of burials because at
Heavenly Hills, we put death within your
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reach.
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Fred, I'm going to take the bronze
caskets, the ocean views, and the marble
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headstone. Excellent choice. Let me just
run a simple credit check and you'll be
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on your way.
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May I have your social security number?
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Of course. It's 1 -2 -1 -0 -0 -4 -2 -4
-2.
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Nicky, you never qualify. You have
lovely credit.
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I know. That's why I used to profess a
social security number.
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But I thought he earned his credit.
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He did.
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But it's still better than mine.
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You're approved. Now all I need is your
deposit and your signature on the dotted
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line. Hold on, Nicky.
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Why don't you take that contract home
and talk it over with the professor?
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You can always come back tomorrow.
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Unfortunately, this offer ends today.
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There you go, baby. Good. Now, all I
need is your husband's signature, too.
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Okay.
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Professor Stanley Ogilvie, just let the
ink dry.
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Is that all right? Of course. You're his
wife.
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Yes, I am.
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It's an honor to be here.
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I know.
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Welcome aboard. Oh, I'm really nervous.
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What if I screw up in front of all these
people?
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Girl, you just chill and sing like you
did in rehearsal, all right? Okay. Yo,
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yo, yo, yo!
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Welcome to Freestyle Friday featuring
Freestyle Unity.
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Y 'all, show them some love.
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All right, y 'all, let's do this.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Come on.
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I'm with my boy G with your girl, so
what you want to do? You feeling me? I'm
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feeling you, so I'm going to make a
move.
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Yeah.
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Sing it to me, girl. Bye.
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I'm feeling sexy, looking good, I got it
going on.
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Come at me from the beginning, baby,
bring it on. Bye, baby.
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You know I'm feeling right. Don't be
shy, cause it'll be alright.
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Ew. Erica, you're killing my heart.
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Yeah, you were.
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Yeah, that was the lead, and I'm the
lead singer.
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Sorry to interrupt.
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But you have a show here? We're cool,
we're cool. Okay.
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Excuse us, y 'all. We have some sound
problems. What the hell's going on?
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Erica, I'm tripping. No, I'm sorry. I
was just nervous. I got mixed up.
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Okay. All right, no biggie. Yeah, we'll
just do it over.
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All right, cool.
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Yeah.
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Sing it, Penny McGraw.
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What you want to do?
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phone with Heavenly Hills Funeral Home?
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Woo, it's showtime.
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They wanted to make sure that my wife
and I are happy with our new burial plot
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and to remind me that the first bill is
due next month.
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Sorry, I'm out of stamps. Try the post.
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Do you know anything about us buying a
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burial plot, Ms. Parker?
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We bought a burial plot, boo.
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I don't need a burial plot, you
blockhead.
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My family has one for me in Georgia.
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Oh, no, you don't want to be buried down
there. It's so hot and humid.
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Whatever you've done, you better undo
it.
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And I mean fast.
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Okay, well, mail your payments on time,
boo, because those late fees can really
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add up.
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Nikki, he sounds serious.
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Girl, he was just playing.
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Even you can't be that psycho.
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Okay, well, I'll just go down to
Heavenly Hills and get out of this whole
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How? Well, I'll simply explain what
happened, and I'm sure Reg will happily
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refund me my money.
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It's backstabbing Barbie.
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What's your problem?
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My problem is that you secretly plotted
from the beginning to take over my part
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last night. It was sneaky and
underhanded.
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Yeah, uh, she's right, Erica.
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No, you're just jealous because the
crowd loves me.
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She's got a point, Stevie.
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Huh?
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Therefore, I have some changes for you,
Stevie.
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Are you crazy?
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Hold on. Let's just hear what she has to
say.
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Okay.
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I'll be the new lead singer, and
Stevie...
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You'll sing back up.
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Over my dead body? You are fired. Oh,
easy now, Stevie.
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Nobody's getting fired.
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Maybe you and Erica can take turns
singing lead.
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T, she cannot just waltz in here and
start changing things around.
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Hey, sometimes change is good.
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And T, no more rapping.
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What? Oh, hell no, girl. You got to go,
Miss J -Lo.
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She's crazy. We're going to get caught.
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Nonsense. Now, all we have to do is find
my contract, tear it up, and leave.
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Correction. All you have to do is find
your contract, tear it up. I'm already
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leaving. Come on, Angela.
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No contract, no deal.
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Then I can be buried next to my boo in
Georgia, where I belong.
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I belong in prison for breaking and
entering.
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Come on, girl. Just help me find the
contract.
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No. I don't want to go to jail.
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Prison stripes make me look fat.
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I'm going to leave that one alone.
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Not here.
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Bye.
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I failed it.
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Let's get it done.
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Come on. Quick.
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supposed to take in again.
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That doesn't matter. It's a closed
casket ceremony.
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All right, give me a hand with this.
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Holy cow!
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It's made out of iron?
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Okay, hurry up. The coffin's clear. Come
on.
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It's right in here. Oh, somebody come
here. There ain't nobody coming. Oh,
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why?
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Oh, take me with you.
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Oh, there.
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It's okay.
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It's okay.
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Who are you?
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I work here, but...
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I'd like to open the casket and get the
ceremony started.
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But I thought it was a closed casket.
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Mildred wanted it to be open.
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Who's Mildred?
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The deceased.
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Oh, yeah.
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I don't think you want an open casket.
Well, why not?
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Well, because it was a horrible death,
and I did what I could for her with hair
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and makeup, but she's all big and
bloated, and trust me, you wouldn't
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her.
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Mildred died of a heart attack.
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Shocked the hell out of me, too.
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If I can have your attention, please.
I'd like to get this memorial service
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started.
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I remember when my dear sweet friend
Mildred and I met over 50 years ago in
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college. Oh, wrap it up, lady.
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This ain't the only funeral tonight.
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Per Mildred's request, everyone is
invited to the crematorium where her
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will be cremated immediately.
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Cremate?
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Boss, I'm real sorry.
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Come on, Andy. That's enough of that.
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I told you it was a record.
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That ain't great.
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Aha!
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There's your funeral crasher.
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Thank you for showing me where Ms.
Parker lives, Mr. Overby. Oh, it was my
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pleasure. And I insist you press
charges.
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Ms.
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Parker, we need to talk.
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About what?
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I know you snuck into my office and
stole your contract.
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You can't prove it.
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We have you on surveillance tape.
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Well, okay, she did it, so what?
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I lied. We don't have surveillance
cameras.
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Bullshit!
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You still have no proof I found a
contract.
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Really, Ms. Parker? Do you think I'm an
amateur? I have a copy.
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Okay, um, look, I'm sorry, Reg. I just
got it over my head.
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I just want her out of my contract.
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Yeah, I'm sorry. It's too late. There's
nothing you can do.
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Uh -huh. She could keep crashing your
funeral. Yeah.
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Yeah, that's right.
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I'll keep jumping out of caskets until
you let me out of my contract. That's
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what I'm going to do.
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You're not serious.
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You don't know her very well.
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Yeah, I'm crazy. I'm crazy.
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Fine.
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00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:39,660
We never want to see you back at
Heavenly Hills again.
248
00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:41,960
Unless... It's your funeral.
249
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:45,620
Me and my boy are going to be brought
together in Georgia where we belong.
250
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,720
We don't need you or heaven to hear.
251
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,160
Come in.
252
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,040
Hey, Nick. Hey.
253
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,000
So, what's the big surprise?
254
00:20:07,050 --> 00:20:08,830
No shame. We already kicked you out of
the band.
255
00:20:09,070 --> 00:20:11,070
Yeah, so don't make us kick you out of
Nicky's place, too.
256
00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:13,310
What's going on?
257
00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:14,710
I guess they haven't heard.
258
00:20:15,370 --> 00:20:16,370
I live here.
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