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The head of the psych department loved
my thesis.
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Why would I be angry?
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Well, you know that he used you as a
guinea pig for his thesis.
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Kim.
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I want him back.
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Then go after him. I love you, Mama. I
love you too, baby.
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My baby's going to Harvard.
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That's right.
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Absolutely positively.
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Not guilty. I have no choice but to
declare this case a mistrial.
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He just left me $10 million.
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Professor Ogilvy.
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Harris?
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Harris Walker?
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But you're not going to get away with it
because I'm going to stop you if it's
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the last thing I do. I have buried four
husbands and collected their insurance
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and have gotten away with it. I want to
introduce you to my new wife.
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Mrs. Stanley Ogilvie.
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No!
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Hey, y 'all. Say. Look, I am really
worried. The professor is missing and I
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no idea where he is.
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When's the last time you saw him? Um,
about an hour ago.
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I lost him on the freeway after I
accidentally clipped that police car.
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go. The professor is married. Let him
have his happiness.
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What did you say?
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Oh, you know, I was only repeating
something T said.
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Oh, honey, I almost forgot. I need money
to get my rose voice washed. It's
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filthy. Oh, baby, no wife of mine should
be seen at a car wash.
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Here, buy a new one.
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Things will get better.
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Not any time soon, but one day.
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What's the point?
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My boo married.
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I came away at Harvard.
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I'm sorry. That just still makes me
laugh.
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It's not funny, Stevie.
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I mean, I'm all alone.
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Well, how about me and T drop by to see
you tonight?
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It'd be even nicer if you fried some
chicken.
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Okay, we can each bring a dish.
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Does something have to be in it?
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Kim's favorite, Dumb and Dumber.
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Yeah, well, thanks, Nikki, but I sort of
got to get going. Yeah, actually, me
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too, but maybe another time. Yeah,
another time. Oh,
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oh, okay.
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Well, it's just as well.
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You know, I have to get used to being
absolutely...
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I'm a dumber as a comedy.
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But it reminds me of my camera.
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Well,
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we need to get on the road.
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All righty. All righty.
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It's midnight, Nikki. Yeah.
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You're right, baby. It is late. It's
late.
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It's way too late for you guys to be on
the road. You can stay here tonight.
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Pull out cows, right?
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Yo, I'm starting to get a little creeped
out. You?
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I have to sleep in these damn things.
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I think she's losing it. We need to get
out of here.
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Um, Nikki, I couldn't find any extra
toothbrushes. Do you have any?
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Um, I think so. Let me take a look.
Okay. Hey.
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All right.
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Okay, now it's our chance. Go.
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Run.
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Oh, sorry.
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Run, Auntie. Run while you still can.
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I'm not sure, but I think they were that
blur that just flew by me.
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Girl,
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I thought they never leave.
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Why are you up here so early? Oh, I
thought you could use some company.
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Thanks. You know I'm going crazy without
my pudding and my boo around.
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Oh, it's not so bad. I live alone and I
love it.
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You don't have a choice.
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don't you have something more important
to do?
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Like what?
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Uh, like, like finding out where the
professor went.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, someone is stubborn for him, and
they say he's taking two weeks off.
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Paris.
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She's making a move.
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Well, they're married. I would say she's
made her move.
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Where are they talking? I don't know, I
swear.
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Uh, Mickey, they probably just went on
their honeymoon.
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Honeymoon?
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What else do you know?
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Look me in the eye, Stevie. Oh, not
that.
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Look. Looking.
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I don't know.
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Someone around here must know where the
professor is.
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I already told you. I don't know
anything.
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I swear.
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I see.
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Then maybe we'll just watch Glitter
again.
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Please don't make me look at Mariah's
big old forehead again. Please.
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Talk.
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All right, all right.
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They rented a yacht to go on their
honeymoon.
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When are they leaving?
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Tonight. From the marina.
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Name of the boat is...
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110 and out.
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So that's her plan?
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To get rid of the professor at sea?
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Uh -uh. Now she's not going to make a
widow out of me.
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Hey, girl.
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What are you doing?
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Torture him, Woody.
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Oh, hey, Woody.
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And now, I'm going to need you to drive
me to the marina. What's the matter with
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your car?
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The trunk won't close.
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It broke when I tried to open it to get
Woody out.
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Now, come on. This is a matter of life
and death. We gotta save the professor.
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Hey,
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what about me?
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Oh, I almost forgot, Woody. I'm sorry.
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That's for not talking sooner. Enjoy.
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Okay, okay, this is it. One turn or not.
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Now look, here's the plan.
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We're gonna stow away and wait for Paris
to make a move, then we'll catch her in
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the act.
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No, there's one thing wrong with that
plan.
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What? It includes me.
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How can you go when my boo's life is at
stake? Quit it. No, no, no, no.
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I got your car key.
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Get in that bed.
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Don't want us for my book.
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Don't want us for my book.
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Don't want us for my book.
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Now be careful, Lendell, because your
head is big.
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Great idea.
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Oh, I want it somewhere isolated and
romantic.
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Someplace with no interruptions, no
phone calls, no witnesses.
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Witnesses? Oh, Jehovah's Witnesses. It
can be really irritating.
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Fortunately, there's nothing to do out
here but to make love over and over
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again. Oh, yes.
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Probably just a whale.
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Why are you so jumpy?
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Is it a honeymoon?
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Yeah, two words.
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Mickey Parker.
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You have no idea what a psycho she is.
And she has this habit of popping up at
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the most unexpected times.
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Say, what's in here?
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I don't know. I think that's just where
Fredo keeps the fresh fish.
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Yeah, you know, yeah.
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Speaking of Fredo, I...
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I don't care if he is the captain. I
don't like the way he looks at you.
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Oh, Stanley, please.
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He probably just has his eye on my
wardrobe.
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He's gay.
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Oh, well, that explains why he gave me
the eye, too.
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Dinner is served.
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Good.
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I'm starved.
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Me, too.
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You don't think that Miss Parker really
could swim out this far, do you?
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Oh, darling, I don't think you have to
worry about Miss Parker or anything else
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ever again.
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champagne. Yeah.
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Here you go.
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To the most Wonderful, most beautiful
wife a man could ever have.
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That whale's getting closer.
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Don't worry about it. Did you drink up?
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at the time.
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Yeah.
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It does seem good.
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Are you all right, sweetheart?
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Yeah, I don't know. All of a sudden, I
feel a little woozy.
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Well, maybe you have a touch of motion
sickness.
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You know, why don't you lay down? Come
on.
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It's weird. It just came over me all of
a sudden.
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I'll go see if Fredo has some Some
medicine.
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So how was my gay act?
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A little too convincing.
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Is there something you want to tell me?
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Yes.
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Look, this is the last time I'm tired of
sharing you. Don't worry, baby.
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After this, you'll never have to worry
about money again.
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All right.
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Let's dump them over there.
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Give the sedative a little longer to set
in.
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But I have an idea.
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It is my honeymoon night.
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Go to my cabin.
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Yes.
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Boo!
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Boo! Boo! Come on. Come on.
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Wake up. We gotta get out of here.
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Not to my wife. He gives me a little
kissy.
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What the hell?
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You smell like sea bass.
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Miss Parker?
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Oh, I'm having a nightmare.
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Come on, Professor. Please, baby. You
have got to wake up. Come on. We've got
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get out of here.
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Okay, okay, okay. Come on, baby. Come
on.
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Come on, Sparky, please.
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Get out of my dreams.
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Okay, look, come on.
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Okay, boo, boo, listen to me. Listen to
me.
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Parrot is trying to kill you.
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Now, I saw a little motorboat that we
could use to get out of here.
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That's nice.
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Boo, please.
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I saw your position.
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I'll be right back.
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I whiffed.
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Fredo, get in here.
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What's up? When I left, he was on the
bed.
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Now he's on the couch.
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Something's fishy.
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It smells like sea bass.
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Suit tight. Thank you.
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Hey, Purse. Hey, y 'all.
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Hey.
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You.
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Yeah, uh, small world, isn't it?
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dead woman.
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You want to be with your boo?
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No problem.
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Fredo can throw you overboard with her.
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Okay, but I might need some help.
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Take care of her.
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Okay, okay.
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Wait a minute, Fredo. Okay, listen,
listen, listen.
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Listen to me, Claire.
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I liked it better when you was gay. You
had to do this.
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It's just you and me.
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One man up to one man up.
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Bring it on.
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Girl, I'm going to kick your skinny evil
ass all up and down this boat.
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Finish her off.
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Well, I tried to tell you she was just
after your money.
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But I have so much to offer.
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I know. And I wish you offered to me
more often.
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If it hadn't been for you, I would have
ended up at the bottom of the ocean.
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Well, if it wasn't for you, Paris would
have chopped me up into tiny pieces and
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sent me to the sharks.
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Well,
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the only problem we have now is how do
we get this boat back?
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Well, um, you steer it like a car.
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Now, how hard could that be?
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But no.
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I need to get some money because my road
voice is dirty, filthy, whatever it is.
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We'll be right out here.
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