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Coast is clear.
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Now, remember what I told you.
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She's thick, but nimble.
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Not to worry, Professor.
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You see, I protected Arnold, Sly, J -Lo,
even the President from dangerous
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cycles. And it sounds to me like this
Miss Parker is just another one of your
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garden variety kooks.
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Don't underestimate her.
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Believe me.
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She won't be a problem.
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Yeah, I like the sound of that.
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All right, sir.
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We've got to put these flyers up as
quick as possible.
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Hi, sir.
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Lamar, it's her.
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Sorry, miss.
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This is a restricted area. Oh, no, you
don't understand. Oh, yes, I do. Just
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come quietly.
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Wait a minute. That's my fiancée. Ma
'am, don't make this any harder on
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yourself.
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God, put my foot down.
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Please.
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Yes. Yeah.
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Lamar cost me a week's salary, but he's
worth every penny.
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Ma 'am, don't make this any harder. He's
doing a number
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on her.
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You think I should stop him?
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Yeah,
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you're right.
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After all, it was a whole week's pay.
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We'll be opening for Lil' Zane.
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Where have you been?
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I had to pick up my boyfriend at the
airport.
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He comes now.
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What's up?
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Zane, Tim and Steve, rest of Freestyle
Unity.
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All right.
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Wow, I just love your phone calling me.
Can I maybe get an autograph?
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Steve, you stop acting like a groupie.
Want to sign my thigh?
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You see, that's why I didn't tell y 'all
I knew Zane. I knew y 'all act like a
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bunch of ghetto hoochies.
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Listen, it was really nice of you to
help out Kai Kai Kai. My dog. until you
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call me and say you need a favor. You
know I can't say no.
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That's right. This is my homie. We've
been picking up honeys together since
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sandbox, right?
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Hey, you must be Lil' Zane.
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I'm Professor Stanley Ogilvie. What's
up?
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Yeah, oh, man, I just wanted to say
thank you for supporting Kai Kai Kai.
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Because of you, we've raised over $10
,000 for the kids in our Big Brother Big
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Sister program.
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Word? Yeah.
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Well, you know I'm all about the
shorties, man. I'm short. But I'm
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I just wanted to say thanks.
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Yoo -hoo!
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Boo -hoo!
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Gotta run.
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Holler at you on the flip side, doggies.
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No doubt.
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You know, what's up with the old dude?
Oh, he's not old. He's just corny.
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My mama is a big fan of yours, and here
she comes now. Hello, Robert!
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Hasn't Dr.
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Dre? I don't mean do, little baby.
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Hey, wait a minute. We got a rehearsal
for open mic night.
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Hey, look, I won't be long.
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Hit me in my two -way if you need me,
all right?
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Yo, we out.
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Yeah.
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You know what?
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Huh? If I married little Zane, I would
be little Kim.
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Yeah.
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Where is T? We have been here over an
hour.
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I say we just rehearse without him. Uh
-uh. He's got the lyrics, the music, the
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keyboard, and the boombox.
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Okay, we'll wait. Yeah.
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Oh,
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I love a sale. Oh, me too. But what are
you going to do with all these girls?
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Happy birthday.
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What y 'all doing?
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Rehearsing. Without tea? Yeah, you
noticed that too, huh?
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come with a dimmer?
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Well, you ain't knowin'. This is what
Jay -Z rocks.
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All at once?
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Hey, the record label's payin' for it.
Uh, what record label?
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Zayn's. And check this out. Bam! Oh!
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Ah, this baby is definitely out the
chopper. Boy, somebody gonna chop you up
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you wear that thing on the street.
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Mm -hmm. It might be me. Where you live
again?
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T, do you realize how late you are?
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Not what. It's, uh... What time is it?
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That's a damn... I'm Shay.
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Come on, girl. Help me get the rest of
these girdles out the car.
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I know the record label did not pay for
that watch.
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No, uh, Zane loaned it to me. He said
everybody in this crew wears one.
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But you're not a part of his crew. I am
now. He asked me to join the crew.
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And, of course, you told him you can't
join his group because you're in ours,
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right? Well, uh, one of his boys got
sick, so he asked me to fill in. I mean,
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couldn't leave him hanging.
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Oh, so you felt you could leave us
hanging? Right. Come on, now. You know I
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wouldn't do that to my girls.
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Okay, good.
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I can do both.
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T, we gotta win open mic night.
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Yeah, we wanna open for Lil Zayn. Look,
I... Hey, look, I gotta go.
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Lil Zayn wants me to meet him in the
studio in 20 minutes.
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T, we haven't even rehearsed.
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Come on, don't worry. I got this.
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Come on, we might as well do it anyway.
You can do T's part.
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But if I do T's part, who's going to do
my part?
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You will.
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You just said I was going to do T's
part.
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Okay, forget it. I'll do T's part.
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Then who's going to do your part?
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Okay, you know what? I'll just see you
tomorrow.
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Once again, let's hear it for the
musical stylings of Nona.
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I hope he's all right. Me too, so I can
kill him. What are we going to do?
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Okay.
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Coming to the stage without further
delay.
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You know them. You love them.
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SMC's own Freestyle Unity.
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That's my baby girl.
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Now what?
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I guess we'll just sing around his part.
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Who's going to sing around our part?
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Don't forget it. Just follow my lead,
okay?
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and I'll be playing.
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Yeah, you're right.
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I'll get the hook. No, wait.
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Hey, DJ.
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Uh, slow down.
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my boo tall lean chocolate
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dream a part of me runs through your
bloodstream
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so sit back relax and enjoy being my
prey cause soon
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you will be mine and that's all I got to
say
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Jill Scott better watch out.
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So you're not angry? Angry? No way. You
blew it off.
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I did, didn't I?
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Hi, boo.
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You want to be my groupie?
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All right, I'm here. Let's do it.
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Do it. It's done.
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What do you mean it's done? How could
you do it without me?
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Well, it's easy when you haven't been
around.
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What are you talking about? You don't
come to rehearsals and you don't return
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calls? You know I've been busy. So have
we.
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You've been replaced. My who?
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My mama.
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My mama? What label she on?
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Immaculate precision.
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I rhyme with Stevie's vision of
intuition.
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Two acts straight. No intermission. It's
plausible that I have your parents
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applauding too. Calling you a no -talent
and lazy son of a... Oh, why can't you
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be more like the wordsmith? I word it
perfectly.
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Don't cry. You hurting me. I gotta get
it. Every day stay committed. Hitting
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harder than Riddick every time that I
spit it.
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Oops, you done did it. We taking it back
from all of y 'all that benefited from
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what we invented. See the hip -hop we
drop might not go pop, but set up shop
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the top of the block with pops.
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What's up?
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What's up,
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man? How you like it? Hey, man, it's off
the hizzle for shizzle. Word? No doubt.
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I'm saying, I see you getting your
little flow on there. Your rhyme's kind
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tight, too. Hey, man, what can I say?
That's how I get down.
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I'm saying, what's up with freestyle
unity?
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Nothing. And you always told me, in
order to move up, gotta move on.
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So I did.
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That's what's up. Glad to have you down
with us, brother.
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Hey, Nikki, are you going to see me?
Yeah, T.
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Thanks for coming by. Come on in.
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Look, Kim told me what happened last
night.
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I just want to make sure there are no
hard feelings between us.
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It's all good, Nikki.
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It would have been cool if they'd have
given the brothers some type of warning
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or something.
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Well, it seems to me they did.
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Right, right.
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But it's cool.
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Everything worked out for the better.
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Are you sure?
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I mean, this is your band.
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You're the heart of Freestyle Unity, T.
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It was my band.
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They don't want me anymore.
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They got you.
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Hold up.
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I was just trying to help out. I'm no
rapper.
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Besides, I couldn't go on the road and
leave the professor all alone.
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It doesn't matter.
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Even if I wanted to go back, they don't
need me anymore.
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Hey. Nikki.
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It's over, all right?
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All right. I want to thank you folks
again for coming out to Kai Kai Kai's
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annual Spring Jam.
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This group coming to the stage was the
bomb diggity at open mic night.
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I mean, they were off to heezy for
wheezy.
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And I'm not talking about Miss
Jefferson.
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I'll show some love for freestyle unity.
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Where's your mom?
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Oh, she's on her way. She said she
wanted to make an entrance.
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Well, see, I thought I needed a little
bit more flavor.
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Flavor.
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Hey, professor, here come your queen bee
with the L -9 -9.
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Good thing, woman.
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What happened to you up there?
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Don't you remember?
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I told you I was going to try to get
them back together.
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And I told you I don't care.
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Man, you're whack.
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We know, T. We were there.
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No, you kicked me out. No, you kicked us
to the curb for Lil' Zane. Guys, you're
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making my head hurt. Hey, come back.
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You serious?
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Yeah, we're serious.
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But what about Lil' Zane? Hey, I don't
need him. He made you a hype man, didn't
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he?
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What about Nikki?
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Oh, please.
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Look at her. She's ridiculous.
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Cool, I'm in.
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Hey, y 'all.
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Professor said we can do our second
performance if I stop violating.
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And this time, I'm going to really get
crunk with it.
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Crunk.
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Okay, great.
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Let's do that new song, T -Rex.
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No, no, no.
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I don't think business should get in the
way of a friendship.
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Hey, man, it's cool. You're straight.
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All right.
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I hope he told you he's back with us and
you can't have him.
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But I'm available.
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Look, when are you going to perform?
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Because I want to know what all the hype
is about.
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Sit back and relax, old school.
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