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Coast is clear.

Now, remember what I told you.

She's thick, but nimble.

Not to worry, Professor.

You see, I protected Arnold, Sly, J -Lo, even the President from dangerous

cycles. And it sounds to me like this Miss Parker is just another one of your

garden variety kooks.

Don't underestimate her.

Believe me.

She won't be a problem.

Yeah, I like the sound of that.

All right, sir.

We've got to put these flyers up as quick as possible.

Hi, sir.

Lamar, it's her.

Sorry, miss.

This is a restricted area. Oh, no, you don't understand. Oh, yes, I do. Just

come quietly.

Wait a minute. That's my fiancée. Ma 'am, don't make this any harder on

yourself.

God, put my foot down.

Please.

Yes. Yeah.

Lamar cost me a week's salary, but he's worth every penny.

Ma 'am, don't make this any harder. He's doing a number

on her.

You think I should stop him?

Yeah,

you're right.

After all, it was a whole week's pay.

We'll be opening for Lil' Zane.

Where have you been?

I had to pick up my boyfriend at the airport.

He comes now.

What's up?

Zane, Tim and Steve, rest of Freestyle Unity.

All right.

Wow, I just love your phone calling me. Can I maybe get an autograph?

Steve, you stop acting like a groupie. Want to sign my thigh?

You see, that's why I didn't tell y 'all I knew Zane. I knew y 'all act like a

bunch of ghetto hoochies.

Listen, it was really nice of you to help out Kai Kai Kai. My dog. until you

call me and say you need a favor. You know I can't say no.

That's right. This is my homie. We've been picking up honeys together since

sandbox, right?

Hey, you must be Lil' Zane.

I'm Professor Stanley Ogilvie. What's up?

Yeah, oh, man, I just wanted to say thank you for supporting Kai Kai Kai.

Because of you, we've raised over $10 ,000 for the kids in our Big Brother Big

Sister program.

Word? Yeah.

Well, you know I'm all about the shorties, man. I'm short. But I'm

I just wanted to say thanks.

Yoo -hoo!

Boo -hoo!

Gotta run.

Holler at you on the flip side, doggies.

No doubt.

You know, what's up with the old dude? Oh, he's not old. He's just corny.

My mama is a big fan of yours, and here she comes now. Hello, Robert!

Hasn't Dr.

Dre? I don't mean do, little baby.

Hey, wait a minute. We got a rehearsal for open mic night.

Hey, look, I won't be long.

Hit me in my two -way if you need me, all right?

Yo, we out.

Yeah.

You know what?

Huh? If I married little Zane, I would be little Kim.

Yeah.

Where is T? We have been here over an hour.

I say we just rehearse without him. Uh -uh. He's got the lyrics, the music, the

keyboard, and the boombox.

Okay, we'll wait. Yeah.

Oh,

I love a sale. Oh, me too. But what are you going to do with all these girls?

Happy birthday.

What y 'all doing?

Rehearsing. Without tea? Yeah, you noticed that too, huh?

come with a dimmer?

Well, you ain't knowin'. This is what Jay -Z rocks.

All at once?

Hey, the record label's payin' for it. Uh, what record label?

Zayn's. And check this out. Bam! Oh!

Ah, this baby is definitely out the chopper. Boy, somebody gonna chop you up

you wear that thing on the street.

Mm -hmm. It might be me. Where you live again?

T, do you realize how late you are?

Not what. It's, uh... What time is it?

That's a damn... I'm Shay.

Come on, girl. Help me get the rest of these girdles out the car.

I know the record label did not pay for that watch.

No, uh, Zane loaned it to me. He said everybody in this crew wears one.

But you're not a part of his crew. I am now. He asked me to join the crew.

And, of course, you told him you can't join his group because you're in ours,

right? Well, uh, one of his boys got sick, so he asked me to fill in. I mean,

couldn't leave him hanging.

Oh, so you felt you could leave us hanging? Right. Come on, now. You know I

wouldn't do that to my girls.

Okay, good.

I can do both.

T, we gotta win open mic night.

Yeah, we wanna open for Lil Zayn. Look, I... Hey, look, I gotta go.

Lil Zayn wants me to meet him in the studio in 20 minutes.

T, we haven't even rehearsed.

Come on, don't worry. I got this.

Come on, we might as well do it anyway. You can do T's part.

But if I do T's part, who's going to do my part?

You will.

You just said I was going to do T's part.

Okay, forget it. I'll do T's part.

Then who's going to do your part?

Okay, you know what? I'll just see you tomorrow.

Once again, let's hear it for the musical stylings of Nona.

I hope he's all right. Me too, so I can kill him. What are we going to do?

Okay.

Coming to the stage without further delay.

You know them. You love them.

SMC's own Freestyle Unity.

That's my baby girl.

Now what?

I guess we'll just sing around his part.

Who's going to sing around our part?

Don't forget it. Just follow my lead, okay?

and I'll be playing.

Yeah, you're right.

I'll get the hook. No, wait.

Hey, DJ.

Uh, slow down.

my boo tall lean chocolate

dream a part of me runs through your bloodstream

so sit back relax and enjoy being my prey cause soon

you will be mine and that's all I got to say

Jill Scott better watch out.

So you're not angry? Angry? No way. You blew it off.

I did, didn't I?

Hi, boo.

You want to be my groupie?

All right, I'm here. Let's do it.

Do it. It's done.

What do you mean it's done? How could you do it without me?

Well, it's easy when you haven't been around.

What are you talking about? You don't come to rehearsals and you don't return

calls? You know I've been busy. So have we.

You've been replaced. My who?

My mama.

My mama? What label she on?

Immaculate precision.

I rhyme with Stevie's vision of intuition.

Two acts straight. No intermission. It's plausible that I have your parents

applauding too. Calling you a no -talent and lazy son of a... Oh, why can't you

be more like the wordsmith? I word it perfectly.

Don't cry. You hurting me. I gotta get it. Every day stay committed. Hitting

harder than Riddick every time that I spit it.

Oops, you done did it. We taking it back from all of y 'all that benefited from

what we invented. See the hip -hop we drop might not go pop, but set up shop

the top of the block with pops.

What's up?

What's up,

man? How you like it? Hey, man, it's off the hizzle for shizzle. Word? No doubt.

I'm saying, I see you getting your little flow on there. Your rhyme's kind

tight, too. Hey, man, what can I say? That's how I get down.

I'm saying, what's up with freestyle unity?

Nothing. And you always told me, in order to move up, gotta move on.

So I did.

That's what's up. Glad to have you down with us, brother.

Hey, Nikki, are you going to see me? Yeah, T.

Thanks for coming by. Come on in.

Look, Kim told me what happened last night.

I just want to make sure there are no hard feelings between us.

It's all good, Nikki.

It would have been cool if they'd have given the brothers some type of warning

or something.

Well, it seems to me they did.

Right, right.

But it's cool.

Everything worked out for the better.

Are you sure?

I mean, this is your band.

You're the heart of Freestyle Unity, T.

It was my band.

They don't want me anymore.

They got you.

Hold up.

I was just trying to help out. I'm no rapper.

Besides, I couldn't go on the road and leave the professor all alone.

It doesn't matter.

Even if I wanted to go back, they don't need me anymore.

Hey. Nikki.

It's over, all right?

All right. I want to thank you folks again for coming out to Kai Kai Kai's

annual Spring Jam.

This group coming to the stage was the bomb diggity at open mic night.

I mean, they were off to heezy for wheezy.

And I'm not talking about Miss Jefferson.

I'll show some love for freestyle unity.

Where's your mom?

Oh, she's on her way. She said she wanted to make an entrance.

Well, see, I thought I needed a little bit more flavor.

Flavor.

Hey, professor, here come your queen bee with the L -9 -9.

Good thing, woman.

What happened to you up there?

Don't you remember?

I told you I was going to try to get them back together.

And I told you I don't care.

Man, you're whack.

We know, T. We were there.

No, you kicked me out. No, you kicked us to the curb for Lil' Zane. Guys, you're

making my head hurt. Hey, come back.

You serious?

Yeah, we're serious.

But what about Lil' Zane? Hey, I don't need him. He made you a hype man, didn't

he?

What about Nikki?

Oh, please.

Look at her. She's ridiculous.

Cool, I'm in.

Hey, y 'all.

Professor said we can do our second performance if I stop violating.

And this time, I'm going to really get crunk with it.

Crunk.

Okay, great.

Let's do that new song, T -Rex.

No, no, no.

I don't think business should get in the way of a friendship.

Hey, man, it's cool. You're straight.

All right.

I hope he told you he's back with us and you can't have him.

But I'm available.

Look, when are you going to perform?

Because I want to know what all the hype is about.

Sit back and relax, old school.