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previously on the parker kim this is my daughter oh she's so cute

i'm

glad it was special just the way you are to me kenny over me i i

promise not another word about miss parker you're in love with nikki parker

in love with nikki parker because you're my girl kim and i love you My God,

that's the rig where Michael works. If something happens to him... Wait a

minute, baby. Now we don't know anything yet. Don't cry, Lisa.

Your mama's right here.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello, baby weepy. Mommy, mommy loves you.

Kim, you sure are into the baby. It's almost like she's yours.

She is mine, Andrea.

And I'm a raiser. Kim.

Ooh, a Lisa made a boo -boo.

Now let's get that dikey wifey up to tushy -bushy.

Is she really gonna keep a Lisa?

Don't be crazy, Ann Dow.

Kim's not ready to raise a child. Besides, it's not hers.

Well, Kim sure is attached to her. I'm just hoping that's her way of dealing

with the loss of Michael.

Probably right.

But I better bring back some fond memories to have a baby around.

Yeah, 73 hours of excruciating labor.

I had Kim. I couldn't even go near a door if it had push on it.

Come on. Let's go to the mall. I want to try on those bathing suits that say one

size fits all.

We're going to shut the whole store down.

What you got there?

Oh, it's a postcard from my mom. They're in Monte Carlo.

At least you got some love.

Read it.

Phoebe having a great time. Wish you were here.

See, your mama got love for you, girl.

Keep reading.

Dictated but not read. Mrs. Van Loke.

Woody,

I have a problem.

Hey, I don't cook the food. I just serve it.

I've been seeing this doctor, and, well, he gave me some real bad news.

My God, Professor, what do you have? And don't touch me.

Look, I've been seeing this shrink, and, well, he says I'm in love with Miss

Parker.

Professor, I don't see how any doctor can know whether or not you're in love.

Only you know that. Come on, though. Yeah, but... Wait a minute, hold the

You know, you're absolutely right.

I'm the one that should know.

Woody, I could kiss you. Try it. And you will need a doctor.

Pickles, Tony. I gotta go.

Tony, look, I know I've been behaving strangely for the last couple of weeks,

and I haven't been myself, so I'm sorry.

Au contraire, mon ami.

This little game of cat and mouse you've been playing has me smoldering.

Really? Oh, yeah.

Usually men just lay down for me and I walk all over them, but you, you tease

unmercifully with your erratic behavior.

Oh, you animal.

Tomorrow,

four o 'clock.

I'll bolt the door.

Woody,

today is a great day.

Not even she can ruin it.

She

was

everywhere.

I mean, it was like I'm in a game of Pac -Man.

All these little Miss Parkers chasing me around trying to...

Having a nervous breakdown?

Doctor?

Doctor Burger!

Yes, come in.

You didn't hear a word I said.

Poppycock, you said, Doctor Burger. I said, yes, come in.

Where were we?

I was telling you about Miss Parker.

Who?

Nikki Parker, the woman I've been obsessing over. Oh, yes, yes, of course.

see. According to my notes, you're suffering from acute depression, which

very common for a woman going through menopause.

That doesn't sound right at all.

Oh, this is Mrs. Catlin's card.

Here we are. Professor Ogilvie, you have to stop fighting your true feelings.

Oh, you're in love with this woman.

But I just can't be.

I can't. You're in denial.

See, unless you accept your true feelings, you're not going to have a

peace.

Try this.

Repeat after me.

I'm in love with Nicky Parker.

Come on, you can do it.

Say it, damn it!

I'm in love with Nicky Parker.

U -P -I -N.

U -Pin. What kind of word is that?

It's not U -Pin. It's up in.

As I am kicking your butt up in here.

You sure are.

How about a kiss to ease my pain?

My guess is repotent, but who?

It's one of those rolling blackouts.

Oh, and I was hoping to finish spanking you in Scrabble.

Well, you know, we could go away this weekend.

You could spank me all you want.

Ooh, tempting.

But I don't know.

What's wrong, Nikki?

I'm worried about Kim.

I mean, I don't know what she's going to do when she has to give up the baby.

Oh, she'll be all right.

I'm not so sure. I mean, she's doing better than I expected.

But I don't think she realizes this might not be the best thing for her or

baby.

Well, I'll tell you what.

We don't have to leave town.

You ever been to the Beverly Hills Hotel?

Not with you.

I'm just playing with you, baby. We'll see.

Oh, that wasn't bad.

Hey, baby.

Mama, the baby has a name.

to you, Cal.

Oh, hi, Mama. Hi, Kenny.

How you doing?

That was some blackout. I guess even the city doesn't always pay its light bill.

My mama's little Pikachu is so brave.

Ooh, uh, whatever you're selling, we're not buying.

Wait a minute. I'm not here to sell anything.

Well, we're already saved, so you might want to try next door, because they are

evil.

Is this the Parker residence?

Uh, can we help you? Are you Nikki Parker?

Uh, are you a bill collector?

No, Nikki Parker called me. I'm Yolanda Samuel, Aletha's mother.

Mama!

I know this is hard, but she's about to leave. So please don't make a thing.

She is so beautiful.

And now she has my eyes.

Thanks for taking care of her.

Now, don't forget, she likes her formula room temperature, not warm. Okay.

Oh, and don't use those cheap generic wipes. It breaks her out.

Okay. Oh, and she likes to pull on your ear when she's about to go to sleep.

Okay. And there's one more thing.

Yeah. What kind of mother runs out on her child? Kim.

Whatever. You know what? I just got off a plane, and I don't have the strength

to argue with you.

But I appreciate your help.

It's okay, Lisa, baby.

Mommy's here now.

Why did you call her?

I was taking good care of Elisa.

That's more to raising a child than you think. What, and you think I can't do

it? That's not the point. And besides, she's not your child.

Mama, I would have been a good mother. I would have never run out on Elisa.

Look, Yolanda made a mistake, but she still deserves another chance with her

daughter. Now, suppose we had been separated.

I would hate to think what my life would be without you. I should be so lucky.

Kenny, hold my earrings.

Hold up, now. Hey,

Kim. Your mama's right. You may not see it now, but you will later. Wait a

minute. Who asked you, Mr. Cruella DeVille?

Stop talking to me, you traitor!

Hey.

Hey.

What you watching?

Sesame Tree.

Oh, Mr. Lisa, huh?

No, I... I always watch Sesame Street.

It stimulates my mind.

You know, Kim, if you really miss Elisa that much, you should just call and ask

if you can go see her. Yeah, she's just around Mike's grandpa's.

It would be nice to see her.

Yeah, you can give her back her ducky.

Uh -uh, this is Mama.

Hello? Hi, Yolanda.

It's Kim.

Is that Elisa? Yeah, yeah. She's just a little cranky, that's all.

You want me to come over? No, no, no. She's fine.

It's okay. I gotta go.

Something wrong?

Not according to Yolanda.

But you know what?

I'm gonna find out for myself.

I still don't think this is necessary.

I'm telling you, she's sick. I think she has an ear infection.

Oh, so you're a doctor now.

No, that's the reason why we're going to go see one.

Don't tell me we're stuck.

We're stuck.

I said don't tell me.

It's probably just a little rolling blackout.

Yeah, why don't I just roll on out of here?

Don't like being closed up.

Relax, see, I'm sure it won't last long.

Yeah, you're right.

Cool. I don't know. I hear that sometimes these blackouts can last for

Help! Get me out of here!

Help! Get me out of here!

He just can't be right.

I'm in love with Nicky Parker?

Je t 'aime, Nicky Parker.

Yo amo, señorita Nicky Parker.

Damn. That don't sound right in any language.

Tony, it's really not a good time.

You really know how to make me hot, don't you, Tony?

Now, look.

Why don't we play naughty little Catholic schoolgirl?

You know you don't want to do that.

Miss Parker?

Did you hear that?

Hear what?

Miss Parker.

Oh, please, Stanley.

Let's not go there again.

Maybe I should have shown up as a big round balloon. Maybe you would have

me better then, huh?

Oh, no, she didn't.

Heifer.

Okay, you had to hear that. Hear what?

She just called you a heifer.

you pretending not to want me. That was strangely erotic, but this is just too

freaky for me. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.

Look, you just got me all worked up. You know, I don't know what I'm saying.

Oh? Do you promise to say no? Like you mean it? Yes.

I mean, no.

I mean, yes.

I need a drink.

Well, maybe I'll have a little drink, too.

Okay.

I mean, not on your life, little Catholic girl.

This is kind of fun.

Hey, boo.

What is it, Stanley?

It's no use.

The doctor was right.

I'm sorry, Tony. You have to leave.

You're such a mean, mean man.

I'm not playing.

How do you speak?

See you at school.

I love Nicky Parker.

I love Nicky Parker.

I love Nicky Parker.

Now, that's better, boo.

I can't breathe.

You want another oxygen?

How long we been in here?

Three minutes.

That ain't gonna make it.

It's okay, Elisa.

We'll be all right.

Don't listen to her.

We gotta get out of here.

Stevie, look.

I'm gonna give you a boost so you can crawl up to the top of the elevator.

You can grab all those greasy oil cables, set me up, prop on the doors,

get help.

There's just one little problem with that plan.

What? I won't do it.

I'd do it for you.

It's okay, Elisa, baby. It's okay.

How about a pacifier?

She's got one.

Not for her, for me.

Can I hold her?

My mama said sometimes when you hold her like this, it helps.

Oh, little baby, don't you cry.

Everything's gonna be just fine.

Well, that seems to be working.

My mama used to sing to me.

Sounds like you have a great mom.

I do.

I don't know what I would do without her. This is so stupid. I should have

come back.

I don't know how to be a mother.

Yolanda, why did you even have a baby?

It was an accident.

I'm about to have an accident.

What am I gonna do?

You need to stop thinking about yourself and start thinking about Elisa. I can't

even get her to stop crying.

So? You'll learn. I learned.

She needs you.

My mama changed her whole life to take care of me.

Because she loves me.

And I wouldn't trade that for anything in this whole wide world.

Now take your daughter.

Will you sing that song to me?

Oh, I love it.

Hey, how's that, dog? How you doing, man? I thought you wanted to talk. Yeah,

man. Come on in. Have a seat.

Uh, listen, um, this charade that you're carrying on with Miss Parker has

got to end.

Charade? What charade? It's the real thing.

Oh, please.

You and Nicky Parker?

I mean, that's as ridiculous as... What? You and Nicky Parker? Exactly!

No, no, no, no, no.

I admit I was a little slow to come around, but, you know, I finally seen

light, and, you know, I want you to step aside and let true love prevail. It is

prevailing. With me.

Okay, I'm trying to be civil here.

Don't make me get physical.

I mean, I will fight for the woman I love.

Stan, are you forgetting that I was a Golden Gloves boxing champion?

Yes, I was.

How are you at that, Gavin?

Sorry, Stan.

Too late.

You blew it.

Matthew Johnson Theater.

I know, girl.

Like, the way how people talk during the movies, it's like getting two shows for

the price of one.

Well, is Kim talking to you yet?

I don't know.

Well, by the time you come back from your romantic weekend with Kenny, she'll

over it.

I'm not going to go with Kenny. Good.

Then you tell him I'll be ready by 7.

I'm serious.

Look, when I called Yolanda, I thought I was doing the right thing.

I didn't mean to hurt my baby.

I would cancel your trip even after the way I acted?

Of course I would cancel it for you.

You're my baby girl.

Mom, I didn't mean those things I said.

I know you didn't.

And I'm sorry I didn't tell you I called Yolanda, but I knew you'd be upset.

I'm all right.

I want you to go with Kenny and have a good time.

Oh, what about me? I want to have a good time, too.

Then buy some batteries.

Oh, no, no, I got some last -minute things to take care of before we head

east tomorrow.

Okay.

Hey, Kim.

Hi, Yolanda.

Is everything okay? Oh, yeah, yeah, everything's great.

I just wanted to say thanks for everything.

And that I'd really like for you to be Elisa's godmother.

Oh, I'd really like that.

Bye.

Thanks, Kim.

All right, well, I guess we better get going.

Thank you. Bye.

Bye, baby girl.

You didn't hear a word I said.

Poppy cup. You said, uh, come, uh, yes, come in, doctor. And I said, yes, come

in. Or something like that.

Is she really going to keep believing?

Don't be crazy.

I know I've been behaving like that for...