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for checking out Lady Egyptian.
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Don't be shy. Bye.
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Try the mask.
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It's a blast.
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Oh, I'm a poet and didn't even know it.
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So, Kim, it's been two days. How you
hanging with your power claims?
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Oh, I'm in a zone, baby.
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This stuff is starting to put a pep in
my step.
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Well,
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I'm proud of you, Kim. It's hard not
eating solid food for 14 days.
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Around for my great -grandmother.
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T, we're talking about people with
teeth.
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Look, I'm just saying, why would anybody
want to drink a concoction of cranberry
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juice, cayenne pepper, and molasses?
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Because it cleanses the colon, and I
haven't been regular in a long time.
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Okay, that's too much information. I'm
out.
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I must
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confess. A good hand massage renders me
powerless.
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Don't stop.
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You are amazing.
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And I think you're incredible, too.
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Miss Parker, what happened to your
associate?
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Oh, she's over there associating with my
other customers. But you're my favorite
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customer.
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Just give me two bottles of that ash
away, and I'll be on my way.
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Well, you get the fast discount.
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Your ash is mine.
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Well, you'll have to catch it first.
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Dang, he's getting faster.
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Look here, Nikki.
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Your little ass presentation was cute
and all, but where are the men that you
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promised you were going to strip?
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Yeah!
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No, no.
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No. Now, you're confused.
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See, what I promised was chicken strips.
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Well, you don't have those either. This
little party has left me hungry and
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horny.
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Nikki. Huh? Your flyer said you were
going to have honeys and lingerie.
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and I'll go change.
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Oh, take all the time you need.
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I'm about to bounce.
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Nikki, why do I get the impression that
you got us all here under false
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pretenses? Yeah, and you lied, too.
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door to.
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Why don't you break that fast right now
and have a cookie? No, Mama, just five
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more days. Besides, I feel all cleansed
and energized.
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But do you feel conscious?
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I've never felt better. You guys go
ahead and enjoy polluting your bodies
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all that fat and sugar.
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Elaine, Elaine, Elaine, that's the third
time this week. What is she, your new
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best friend or something?
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No, but since my old best friend was too
cheap to buy my products, I had to
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stray.
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What do you really know about this
woman?
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I know she has a big fat checkbook that
she writes my name in a lot.
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I'm telling you, there's something
strange about it. Because you and I both
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Lady Egyptian and all that.
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Hey, your eyebrows were back, didn't
they?
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Hi,
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I'm Del, friend slash best friend.
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So what's up?
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Nikki, I'm sorry for dropping by
unannounced, but I really need some more
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lotion. Already?
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You just bought four bottles. Well,
girl, my skin just seems to drink it up.
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you sure you're not drinking it up?
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Hey, I've got reservations for Shea
Frenchies tonight. Want to go?
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That sounds great. And now, you want to
come with us?
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I only made reservations for two, but I
guess they could pull up a chair and
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squeeze you in.
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So what'd you say, girl? You gonna come?
No, thanks. I have plans with my real
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friends. Oh, well, tell Baskin and
Robbins I said what's up!
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This is the girl crazy.
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Let me go get the stuff.
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Here, try this moongoo guy pin. It's
sinful.
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I gotta give it to you, baby. I didn't
think you had this much willpower.
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Try this tiramisu.
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It's banging.
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Is that real cream?
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Hang in there, kid. And just remember,
when you're hungry, drink.
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Now what?
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Miss Parker, can't you see I'm busy?
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Oh, well, what a coincidence, because I
want to get busy, too.
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What do you want, Miss Parker?
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Oysters. Give you any ideas?
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Yeah, I think I'll take these to go.
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Hey, Lani.
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What you doing here?
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Oh, who was that?
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He's kind of boring.
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Yeah, and he's kind of boring.
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Now, honey, you can look, but don't
touch or I'll have to cut you.
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Well, after talking to you, I was
inspired to take my 30 -something -year
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behind back to school.
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So I enrolled here at SMC part -time.
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That is great, Elaine.
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You know, there's power in education.
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Amen to that. All right, girl. I'd also
like to learn more about career
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opportunities with Lady Egyptian. Can we
talk about it over dinner later?
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Oh, well, you know what?
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I'd love to, but I already got plans
with Andel. Oh, come on. It'll be my
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My next.
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Free food.
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You're likely with Andel anytime.
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You've been hanging out so much with
your new friend, I'm surprised you had
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to take your old friend out to dinner.
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Well, nothing says I'm sorry like a two
-for -one at Sizzler.
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Hey, just because I'm full doesn't
change how I feel about Elaine.
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Come on, Ann, don't ease up.
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Hey, doesn't it seem a little strange?
She's always popping up, buys way too
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much of that stuff you sell, and all of
a sudden she enrolls at your school?
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Stop hating.
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Yeah, she just wants an education. Ain't
nothing wrong with that girl.
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What in the... Surprise!
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What in the hell is going
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on in here?
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Looks like you throwing a lady Egyptian
party.
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No, I'm not.
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Well, then you better talk to your girl.
because she's wearing your ass.
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Where are you going?
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After him. She might be crazy, but she's
going to throw a party.
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Elaine, what do you think you're doing?
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I just want to help you make some money.
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So you break into my apartment, steal my
customers, and massage my man's hand?
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Well, his hands were a little ashy.
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Then you leave his ass to me.
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Kim let me in.
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You bribed her with food, didn't you?
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I did no such thing. She thought the
party was a good idea, and I sent her to
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the store for some crushed ice. She
should have been back by now.
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Oh, hey, Mama.
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Want some ice?
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Tastes just like chicken.
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Kimberly Ann Parker, have you lost your
mind?
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No.
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Elaine helped me realize that it's all
mental.
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By snacking on this ice, I can pretend
it's anything I want to be.
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Like fizzling chicken fajitas. Wanna
taste?
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Careful, it's hot.
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Kim, go rest, baby.
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That stuff is cleansing your brain
instead of your cold.
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Yes! Yes!
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Yes!
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Lady Egyptian is the bomb.
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Fill me another grape, baby.
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Parker, this party is great.
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And Elaine, it's been a pleasure.
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Oh, what the hay. Throw in some of that
cucumber mask as well.
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It's already in the bag.
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No, I don't want to see any more ashy
knuckles. You hear?
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Ash be gone.
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Bye, boo.
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Boo? Oh, that's my boo.
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Don't worry about boo. Look how much
money we, I mean you, made.
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Overstepped your boundaries in this
friendship.
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I was just trying to help. And I
appreciate that.
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before she took that nasty fall.
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It's just that I think the world of you.
You inspire me.
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I do?
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Yeah. So forgive me for trying to be
like you.
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Girl,
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this is some good tea.
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Tastes like hot L .A.
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So anyway, Nikki, thank you for being so
kind to me.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah, girl, give me some more tea,
please.
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Sure.
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Here you go.
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Elaine, sit down.
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Girl, you're making me dizzy.
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Nikki, are you okay?
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Yes.
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I'm a little woozy.
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You should probably get some rest.
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I'll just talk to you later.
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Okay.
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Miss Parker?
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Miss Parker?
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Okay, I got your page, your email, and
your fax.
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What?
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Oh, wait a minute. This is probably
another one of your little tricks. But
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what? Stanley Ogilvie is not falling for
it.
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No siree, Bob.
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I'm just going to leave.
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Okay, Miss Parker, what are you up to?
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Miss Parker?
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Hi, Professor Ogilvie.
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I'm glad you got my communication.
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Good God.
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Why are you dressed like Miss Parker?
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You're looking at the new and improved
Nikki Parker.
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You like?
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Yes.
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No.
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Maybe.
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Miss Parker. Miss Parker, please wake
up. Oh, she's going to be out for a
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What have you done to her, Elaine?
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Oh, you really should start calling me
Nikki, honey.
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You are as crazy as Miss Parker.
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Just call the police.
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No crazy, Abu.
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me but now you are too selfish so now
i'm just gonna have to take it we could
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have been partners just like me and my
sister before she took that nasty fall
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i can't believe this is happening to me
oh please isn't this
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what you always wanted to be tied up
with your man if you have a gun please
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shoot me now
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the darn teacher said before she took
that nasty
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and be real quiet.
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Come back to kill us.
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I am not your boo.
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Okay, baby.
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Andale, how did you know Elaine was
crazy?
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Oh, I always knew she was strange, so I
did some checking. I found out she's a
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psychotic fool wanted for kidnapping,
fraud, and attempted murder.
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Plus, she's just playing crazy.
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Thanks for having my back.
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You're my girl, Andale.
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That's what friends are for.
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How's the cleansing going?
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Oh, it's going great. I don't even crave
solid foods anymore.
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Oh, well, what are you blending?
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Solid foods.
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This is my version of the cleanser diet.
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This way I still get my nutrients and
vitamins.
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Oh, so I'm guessing vitamin B is for
burgers, vitamin D is for Doritos, and
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vitamin C is for cookies.
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Oh, girl, that sounds great.
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Blow me a glass. Mama needs to go on a
diet.
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Pound cake?
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Crab cake?
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That's mine.
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She said drink and not get dumb. Sorry.
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Oh, how's a little bit of sugar in this
cake?
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It's a tongue twister.
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He has a big face.
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