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to meet the Reverend. That hoochie get
out.
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Oh, cute shoes.
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Why are you tripping, Mama? He's just a
man.
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Uh -uh. A man of the cloth.
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Well, I should hope so. I don't want to
see him naked.
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Something's still missing.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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reverends from my church just arrived in
town and he wants to meet with the
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board members. Well, I passed on a good
reverend. I got places to go and men to
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meet.
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Oh, well, hello.
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What are you selling today?
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Salvation.
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I'm Reverend Wright.
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Well, come on in, Reverend.
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We've been waiting for you.
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you, Nikki Parker?
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If you want me to be.
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Reverend Wright, I'm Nikki Parker.
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Oh, Sister Parker, it's a pleasure to
meet you. Same here.
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I'd like you to meet my friend.
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Hi, I'm available.
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I mean, I'm in jail.
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Won't you have a seat? Thank you.
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I thought you were leaving.
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You know me, I can never get too much
religion.
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Can I get you a little something, some
grape juice, some crackers?
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What, no holy water?
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Holy water.
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So, Reverend, is there a Mrs. Reverend?
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No, I haven't been blessed to meet the
right woman yet.
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But I'm working on it, everything in
God's time.
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And he's always right on time.
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preacher man.
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Hi.
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I'm the stuffy old preacher man.
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Oh, forgive me, Father, but you are
cute.
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Ladies, please.
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Uh, I'm here because I need some help
spicing up Mount Zion's annual King Day
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Gospel Fest.
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Well, we need to start with our choir
director.
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I mean, Sister Hanson, she's not trying
to have any new flavor up in there.
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Well, you know, Sister Hanson did
mention to me that she's ready to
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Mama, why don't you take over the choir?
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Only if you promise to sing.
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Trust shut me up.
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I'm telling you, Reverend Wright, see,
people come to church to hear good
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And with my pudding singing, she'll have
them dancing in the house.
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Praise the Lord.
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See, that's what I'm talking about.
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Well, thank you, ladies.
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How can I help, Rev?
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I'm almost afraid to ask, but...
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Do you have any talents?
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Oh, I have plenty. Perhaps we can
discuss them over dinner tonight.
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Uh, well, uh... Angel, why don't you
join our choir?
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Yeah, put some of that hot air to good
use.
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Now, that's a good idea.
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Bless you.
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Okay, well, we'll see you all at church.
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All right, I need everyone to listen up.
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Now, we have just two short weeks to
rehearse for the concert.
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So I need everyone to come ready not to
sing, but to sang.
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All right?
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Gertie, E -flat.
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Is that E -flat? I don't know.
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What kind of organist are you, Gertie?
The kind that don't know E -flat.
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Now, you do your little job and let me
do mine.
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Well, obviously, you don't know your job
because that's not E -flat. I am an
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artiste and I play by ear.
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Then you...
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He and I were just having a little
intense fellowship.
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I was about to lay hands on Sister Gail.
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So these must be the new members you
told me about. Yes, Reverend Wright, I'd
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like you to meet Stevie and T.
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I want to thank you all for your hard
work and commitment to the
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church. I'm going to let Sister Parker
carry on.
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Dinner tonight?
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Eight o 'clock.
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You having dinner with the Reverend
again?
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Ain't that the fifth time this week? No,
it's the sixth, and it's strictly
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business. More like funny business.
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No, more like none of your business.
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Besides,
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I don't want Reverend Wright. I got a
man.
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Who?
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The professor.
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Now, if you church him to finish...
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solos this year.
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Uh, Rufus, go get yourself some water.
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Kim's our soloist. Now go on, baby, sing
Mama's favorite song.
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Shake your booty on my... Ow!
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Stop that, boy!
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Oh, uh, bless it a shit.
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Your boy Chucky told me that you were
moving to L .A. to pastor this church,
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I said, Reggie, pretty boy?
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Well, hey, man, what can I say? When the
Lord knocks, you've got to open the
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door. Because he's coming in anyway.
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Oh, man, I'm so happy for you. So, how's
things going?
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Oh, terrific, terrific. I'm just trying
to pump some new life into the church.
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Hey, can you still sing like you used to
back in the day? Can Kobe dunk?
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Well, that's good, because this choir
sure could use a good baritone.
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Choir? Yeah, no, Reg. We have some fine
single sisters here.
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Yeah?
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Well, then you got your new baritone.
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Good. Let me introduce you to the new
choir director.
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About the choir thing, I... No, no, no,
no, no. A promise is a promise. Sister
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Parker, Stan has agreed to be in the
choir.
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Hallelujah! You stand right here where
Mama can see you, boo.
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Oh, no, she didn't.
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Stan,
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I'm going to leave you in Sister
Parker's good hands.
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Good hands, good arms, good lips, good
God.
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just hooked me up with three tickets for
the OutKast concert tonight.
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Y 'all want to go?
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Kim, what about choir rehearsal?
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What about rehearsal?
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We're professionals.
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Besides, I feel a cold coming off.
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Don't you?
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See, now you're messing with the Lord.
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For my luck, I get struck by lightning.
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Here, Nikki.
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Hey, guys.
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Here's some more music y 'all need to
memorize about tonight's rehearsal.
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I've never felt better. Kim's the only
one that's sick.
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Oh, no, baby. Without you, there's no
concert.
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Look, I need you to go home, rub some
Vicks on your feet, and put on some tube
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socks, and get in the bed. Okay, Mama.
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Reverend Wright, this is the third night
our business dinners have lasted past
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midnight. Well, maybe one of these
nights we'll actually talk business.
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time we spend together.
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Me too.
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You're really something.
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Never met anyone quite like you.
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Oh, thank you.
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Well, good night.
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Night.
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Soloist.
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piece of pie.
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Not that.
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I had a dream that I was doing naughty
things with Reverend Wright.
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I've been wrestling with all day.
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What is it?
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Well, not the kind of thing that you ask
over the telephone.
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Can I come over?
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Now? Well, it's kind of late.
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Yeah, I know, I know, but I really want
to do this before I change my mind.
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Well, um, okay.
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Bye.
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That was Reverend Wright.
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He's coming over.
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Coming over for what?
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asked me something and it couldn't wait.
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You think I've been sending the wrong
message?
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I know I have, but it hasn't worked for
me.
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What do you think he wants?
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Well, let's see.
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He spends all his time with you.
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He won't pay anybody else any attention.
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And he said he's looking for a wife.
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And what are you trying to say?
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I'm pretty sure he took a vow against
booty calls.
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So my guess is he probably wants to pop
the question.
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Hey,
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Reverend Wright.
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Mr. Parker.
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May I come in?
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Why?
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Because it's polite.
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Oh, okay.
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nervous. I've never done anything like
this before.
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Then why don't you go home and practice?
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I'm trying to find the right words to
tell you.
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Well, when you find them, call me.
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Wait, wait.
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I found them.
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Nikki Parker, will you? No, I won't.
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I'm down here on my knee to beg you to
give Kim another chance and let her back
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in the choir.
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Her voice is a gift from God to be used
as a blessing to his kingdom.
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But she lied to me.
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Wait a minute.
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You mean you haven't been having naughty
thoughts about me?
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Sister Parker.
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Anyway, we don't need Kim in the choir.
We sound great.
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Okay, let me give it to you straight.
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People have been talking about your
singing.
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Oh, is that good, huh?
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No.
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I have heard you myself.
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Sister Parker, you have been blessed
with many talents, but
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singing ain't one of them.
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Hello, Kim.
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Hello.
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Well, I guess I should say goodnight.
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Thanks for coming by.
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Think about it.
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Goodnight, Kim.
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Goodnight.
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Look, Puddin', I know I was a little
hard on you, but I just... No, Mama.
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I lied to you.
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And I'm sorry.
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I was selfish and thoughtless.
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Where do I get that from?
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Your daddy.
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Well, apparently, one or 20 people have
been complaining about my singing.
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No. They're just jealous.
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Now, even though I know I can sing, you
can show enough sang.
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And you should be blessing the church
with your voice. I can use my other
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talents. So I'm back in the choir?
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Yes. But the next time you put outcast
before Jesus, I'm going to cast you out
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of this house.
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What about DMX? Girl, don't play with
me.
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Come here.
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Come here.
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This is so exciting. My first gospel
concert.
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Oh, I'm so nervous.
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Hold me, Professor.
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Good evening, brothers and sisters.
Thank you all for coming out and
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Mount Zion's annual King Day Gospel
Fest.
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Now, tonight, I have a little surprise
for you.
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Because you see, my good friend, Brother
Fred Hammond, is in the house.
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Because he owes me a favor, I have
talked him into performing a
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song with our choir.
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Come over here.
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Get back.
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Thank you, Reverend Wright.
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If you're blessed in here, let me hear
you say amen.
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Amen!
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You know his eyes on the spare round?
Yeah, quite well.
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Here we go. E flat.
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D flat.
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Work with me, Fred.
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