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And now, our final speaker is the
talented host of BET Tonight.
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He is intelligent, insightful, and
incredibly fine.
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But y 'all know I got a man.
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Hey, Professor Oglebay!
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Let's give a warm SMC welcome to Tavis
Smiley!
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Parker, the law of the good ones are
always taken.
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She's available.
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Santa Monica, it's regular folks like
you and me who are the true fabric of
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country. Well, I'm all about the fabric.
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That's why I'm here to encourage each
and every one of you to vote. By voting,
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you can make a difference.
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Your vote is your voice. So on election
day... Get to the polls and let your
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voice be heard.
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That's right.
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You heard the man. Let your voices be
heard.
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Remember, there are people who fought
and died for us to have the right to
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We must never take this right for
granted.
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Mr. Smiley, you were quite an
inspiration up there.
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And for the record, Ms. Parker really is
available.
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You make a brother feel like he can be
president. You're a little young to be
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president of the United States, but
right here on campus is a good place to
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start.
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Mr. Smiley, I'm Regina Foster, future
student body president of Santa Monica
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College. Hold up, Regina. You haven't
won the election yet.
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Hello. I'm running unopposed.
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Hello. I'm opposed to you running.
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You're smart. You're bouncing around.
Good looking out there.
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Well, Regina, I guess you're proof that
anybody or anything can be president.
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Anybody except you.
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I bet you don't even know the difference
between the Democratic Party and the
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Republican Party.
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Duh. Everybody knows Democrats throw
better parties.
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Now, who looks stupid?
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did decide to run, you wouldn't win.
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Besides, you don't even have a platform.
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Girl, I got plenty of platforms,
including these new ones I'm rocking.
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I think of you.
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I can see you're politically challenged.
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This just in, you're wrong.
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Tell her, Stevie.
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Kim will not only run, she'll win.
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I will?
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Yes, you will. Now write that down in
your little bougie handbook.
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makes me want to get married.
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Miss Parker, breathing makes you want to
get married.
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I'm serious.
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Now, we could be like the other famous
political couples, JFK and Jackie O,
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and Hillary, Bill and Paula, Bill and
Monica.
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He didn't sprint off this time. I'm
wearing him down.
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Hey, Nikki, say hello to the next
student body. president of Santa Monica
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College. Oh, well, good for you, Stevie.
You decided to get that little Regina
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some competition.
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Not me, Kim.
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Kim who?
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Kim, me, Mama.
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Oh!
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Wow, that's great news.
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Who are we kidding?
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I don't know if I have what it takes.
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T, why don't you run?
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Can't. Shady pass.
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I couldn't even get elected to be a hall
monitor in the first grade.
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Pardon? You can do it. You just have to
believe in yourself.
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I don't know anything about being a
president.
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Well, trust me, you wouldn't be the
first.
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And with me as your newly appointed
campaign manager, we will not rest until
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enter office. That's right.
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Gold digger gold nail polish.
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Oh, I thought of a slogan, too.
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Don't be a sucker and vote for him. Do
the right thing and vote for Kim.
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Yeah, I like that.
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Kim, there are no men running in this
election.
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I know, but him rhymes with Kim.
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That copycat was getting fired, so he
gave me the homeboy discount.
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He was supposed to be with her. I think
it's important to take pictures of Kim
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hobnobbing with famous folk.
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Pope Kim.
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Pope Kim?
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Oh, look here. Have you been cleared?
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Get away from me.
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Look, I'm sorry. I'm going to have to
frisk you.
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Touch me and die.
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Look, it's no day at the beach for me
either, all right?
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It's okay, T.
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Look, Jackie.
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Oh, no.
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If you think wearing fake pearls and a
pillbox hat is going to help you win,
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then you're more of a loser than I
thought.
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Ooh, can you feel the hate up in here?
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Come on, girls, let's go.
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Hold it.
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Okay.
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She's clear.
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This is Reuben Boulware. from the
Corsair. The what?
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The Corsair.
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Official school newspaper.
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We got a newspaper?
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That's how it's directed.
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Now, can we begin the interview?
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Kim, why do you want to be student body
president?
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Well, Ruben... She wants to make the
school environment a better place for
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growth and study.
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Very well put, Kim. I didn't put
nothing.
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Well, how do you plan on doing that?
Doing what?
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You know, making a plan.
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Well, I would like... Extend tutorial?
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get a daycare service, provide more
computer access, and supersize the fries
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the Grove.
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Look,
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Mama, this is my interview.
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You didn't even know we had a newspaper.
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Sorry to cut this interview short, but
we have to hit the campaign trail. Okay,
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thank you, Mama.
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Great interview.
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Not to me. I didn't get to say anything.
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Mama did all the talking. I know. And
wasn't she great? But I'm the...
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managers too. We put a spin on the
issues.
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But those weren't my issues. My issues
were more campus parties, cuter campus
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gear, and more campus sports.
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Kim, your issues aren't important.
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your friend, but I really believe in
what Nikki stands for. She threatened
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didn't she?
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No, I just think she'll make a great
student body president.
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What are you trying to say?
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Kim, I... Never mind.
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Yo, Kim.
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Look, I wasn't worried about beating
Regina, but your mama, that could be a
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problem. Tell me about it. That meet
with the candidates thing is coming up.
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I'll tell her what my mama has planned.
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Well, just say the word. Me and my boys
can make it happen for you.
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Well, you can scare my mama, but don't
hurt her.
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Come on now, girl. I'm talking about
sabotage.
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Ka -ka -ka, it could slow down Nikki's
campaign.
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And in return, you let us host a big
homecoming party.
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Is that all?
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Yeah. See, by hosting that party, it'll
bring our frat more money. And more
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money means more honeys.
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Oh, that sounds like dirty politics.
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I like it.
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Watch this.
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Operation Camper President is in full
effect.
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You're not going to jack my spot.
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I just did.
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Look, you better tell these boys to
move.
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They're not going anywhere.
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You'll just let my fiance settle this.
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Why are you always here?
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to talk to you. For the last time, Miss
Parker, I will not give you a lock of my
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hair. Oh, please. I got that last night.
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I want to report Kim's unfair campaign
tax. Miss Parker, I've seen no
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of wrongdoing. Should any occur, I will
take immediate action.
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Now, I suggest you go prepare yourself
and meet the candidates.
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Oh. Well, if you really want to meet
this candidate, be at my house around 8.
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will ever get in.
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Wouldn't you at least like to say you
know someone at Stanford?
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Where's Kim?
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Home. If she knows...
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I gotta go.
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Good night.
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seven running for student body
president.
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Well, it took me a little longer to get
here. 20 years.
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So, I don't take any of this for
granted. See, I want your college
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be as important to you as it is to me.
She's lying.
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Okay,
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okay. Could everyone please refrain?
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to wear shades.
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All right, our last candidate is Kim
Parker, but she doesn't seem to be here.
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Meet Kimberly Ann Parker.
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Humanitarian.
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Dollar.
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And fashion trendsetter.
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Vote for me because I care about our
future, the rainforest, And our
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On election day, show how much you care.
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Vote Kim Parker for student body
president.
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The candidate who cares.
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Thank God that's over.
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And now, the next student body
president.
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of Santa Monica College, here is
Kimberly Parker!
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Kimberly! Kimberly!
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Kimberly! Kimberly!
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Kimberly! Kimberly!
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Thank you! Thank you!
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Can you see her?
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Yeah, what a show.
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You can pick this election. Goodbye.
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Miss Parker?
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What are you doing?
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Oh, hi, Professor Ogilvie.
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It's not what you think. I was just
touching up Kim's post. Miss Parker, you
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in direct violation of Campaign Rule
246, which clearly states defacing or
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removal of another candidate's property
is grounds for immediate
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disqualification.
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Oh, well, uh, couldn't you turn your
head just this one time?
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I think you're worth your while.
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So you're willing to strap yourself to
the space shuttle and be launched into
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the stratosphere?
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No, I'd rather strap myself to you and
be launched into the love zone.
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That's it.
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I gave you your chance.
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Consider yourself out of the running.
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I have the final tally of votes.
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Regina Foster has a total of four votes.
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One of you traitors didn't vote for me.
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And in the last moments of the election,
Nikki Parker was disqualified for
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unethical behavior.
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I can explain.
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No, I can't.
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Which brings us to Kim Parker, who has
managed to garner...
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52 ,000 votes?
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thousand students here.
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What's the problem? I still win.
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The problem is somebody stuffed the
ballot box.
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Sorry, Kim. Guess me and the brother
sort of got carried away.
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Which means Regina Foster wins by
default.
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Who am I kidding? No, I won't.
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What can you do to me now? I'm the
president.
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Well, you guys are stuck with Regina
Foster as president.
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I hope you two have learned your lesson.
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No, but perhaps a good spanking will set
me straight.
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sorry too, baby.
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I was wrong for trying to speak for you
and force my ideas on you.
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And oh yeah, for drawing those ugly
mustaches on your posters.
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Oh, I realized that you were just trying
to help me and I let my stupid pride
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get in the way.
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Oh, and I'm sorry about posting those
pictures of you on the internet.
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Pictures? What pictures?
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Hey, I didn't ask you any questions.
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Mama, if we hadn't been disqualified, I
would have beat you up.
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Well, it would have been close.
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But no.
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Always here?
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