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I guess when they say final notice, they
mean it.
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Hello? Do you like scary movies, Nikki?
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Oh, I can take them or leave them.
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Wait a minute. How do you know my name?
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Pervert!
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Listen, creep, I'm calling the police.
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No!
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You better stay away from my child.
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Why don't you go over to the table and
enjoy the meal I prepared for you?
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Let me get out this thing.
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A gorgeous, sexy young lady's birthday.
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Okay. But after we do that, we'll
discuss your birthday.
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I'm just playing with you. Man, the get
-together at your daddy's house is gonna
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be on.
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Ah! Ew! There's a bug in my joint.
Gotcha!
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You can't get this playboy.
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That's why I don't even try.
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Yeah, I like that.
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Man,
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that's the fifth time somebody's hit me.
Somebody's gonna get hurt up in here.
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A sign that says, hit me.
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Gotcha!
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Professor Ogilvie, are you coming to my
birthday party?
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Well, will your mother be there? Be
where?
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At the altar?
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No, at my party.
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Of course I'll be there. In that case,
have fun.
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All right,
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I'll drop by your little soiree, but
only for a minute. I have other plans.
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Well, don't drop by empty -handed. I'm
registered at Target.
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ride, you know.
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Out of a fairy tale.
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All right, Miss Kimberly, bring it on.
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Come on, Moe, and show your wicked
stepsisters who's worthy of a prince.
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I'm ready for the ball, y 'all.
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Moe, you look beautiful. Thank you. I
look just like Brandy did in Cinderella.
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Girl, you trippin'. No, I look better.
All I need now is a carriage.
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I got a hoop that you can use.
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Kim, girl, I don't know how to thank you
enough.
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Cash will do. Girl, I'm Cinderella, not
your fairy godmother.
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Come on, let's get in our costumes.
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We're going to look good.
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Do we have that much time?
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Getting on my nerves.
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Thanks again, girl.
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Oh, no problemo.
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Oh, Kim, I may be a little late for your
party, because you know I got to make
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an entrance.
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Well, of course you're going to make an
entrance. How else were you going to get
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into the party?
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to trade these glass slippers in for
some flip -flops.
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Uh -oh.
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Notorious K .I .M. better watch out
because Lil Lil came up in here. What?
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You look so nice.
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Thank you.
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Happy birthday, girl. Hey.
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Did you get me a gift? Of course.
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Good, because I was checking to see if
you were a good witch, bad witch, or a
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cheap witch.
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It's going to kill me. What?
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Okay. Okay, listen. Listen, baby. Don't
worry. People act crazy on Halloween,
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all right?
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But you are safe with your daddy. So
just relax and have a good time.
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Come on, girl. Let's get some punch.
Yeah, let's get it before your mama puts
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some aloe vera in it. Woo!
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Mel, our plan is working great.
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You should have seen Kim's face when you
left the house. Huh?
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Yeah, it was funny how you asked for now
and later. You went old school on her.
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That wasn't me. I couldn't make it. I
had to work late.
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think somebody's trying to get it. What?
Oh, like a stalker?
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You know what, Kim? Don't worry.
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It is probably just some guy messing
with you.
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Although a lot of murders do happen on
Halloween.
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You know, like in foreign countries
really far, far, far away.
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I'm gonna go get snacks.
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He's gonna kill me!
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Somehow I don't think a killer would
ring the doorbell.
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You got to calm down, okay? Daddy's
going to take care of everything, all
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He told me the same thing 20 years ago.
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Hey, good to see you, man. Come on in
and have a drink.
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I just stopped by to give Kim her gift.
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Wow.
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Looked like you and Nikki were ready to
jump the broom.
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Excuse me?
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or the receipt for your costume in your
mailbox.
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Don't you know that's a federal offense?
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Not between husband and wife.
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I think I will take that drink.
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Make it a double.
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Oh, hell, give me the whole bottle.
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You know what? I'm tripping.
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Today is my birthday, and I'm just going
to enjoy my party.
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That's right.
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Yeah, because if there was a killer, he
would sneak through the window and hack
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you with a...
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don't let your chainsaw... Or he'll just
bust through the closet and grab you by
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your neck and strangle you until your
eyes pop out.
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No, he'll grab a big butcher knife and
just get one clean swipe.
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Come on, Kim, don't even listen to him
because a real killer would just blow
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your brains out like... Thanks,
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I feel much better.
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You know, this is how all those scary
movies start out. A group of friends in
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big house on Halloween.
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Case of mistaken identity, a killer on
the loose. Yep, yep, yep. Next thing you
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know, we'll hit thunder and lightning.
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stabbed a note in our door saying he was
going to get me.
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Well, that doesn't pertain to me.
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Yeah, I'll be on my way.
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Bye, boo.
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Don't wait up for me.
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Listen, listen, everybody, come on now.
This is supposed to be a party, okay?
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Now I'm going to go get the cake. Baby,
why don't you open up some of your
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gifts? Okay.
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Good.
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Hey, Kim, open up this big box first.
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Wow.
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This must be for Mama.
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No, baby.
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They don't give a box for Taco Bell
coupons.
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I've been opening it. You're taking too
long.
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Yeah, hurry up, girl. I want to see what
it is.
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Hey, Kim, if you like it, it was for me.
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Wow, it's a dolly, and it looks just
like me.
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It'd be cute if it didn't have all these
pins in it.
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Kim, that's a poodle doll.
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Stop playing, Hakeem. Turn the lights
back on.
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I didn't touch the lights.
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And the power's really out.
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I must have knocked the power out.
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Daddy, somebody's at the door.
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Okay, just calm down, baby girl, okay?
It's probably just a trick -or -treater.
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Look, I'll go check.
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Mom, I'm scared.
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Don't be.
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Nobody's going to mess with Nicky
Parker's baby.
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But what if something happens to you?
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Then you have Andale.
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Andale who?
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Okay, relax, everybody. No one's out
there.
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I came in here. I need you to get the
candles and the flashlights. I'm going
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go down to the basement and check the
circuit breaker.
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She should not stay here to protect the
women and children.
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Come on, man. Quit being scary.
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Kim, go open the curtain so we can get
some light in here.
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front, but nobody answered the door, so
I came around the back.
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My car wouldn't start.
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Oh, you know what that means.
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What, the professor drives a lemon?
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No. The killer killed his car. Now he's
going to kill us.
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Well, he's not going to kill me.
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I'm calling the auto club.
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Where's the phone?
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It's over here.
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Oh, no.
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It's dead.
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So go get it.
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Uh -uh, girl, not in this weather.
Shoot, I just got my hair done.
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I'm not going out there to be gutted by
some deranged killer.
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Miss Parker, you go.
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Y 'all all right?
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No. The phone is dead and so are we.
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We? Oh, he's not after us. He's after
you.
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T, why don't you go out to Niecy's car
and get her cell phone?
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Uh -uh.
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I've seen all three Scream movies.
Either there ain't no brothers, or
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the first ones to go.
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Look, y 'all, my cell phone is upstairs
in my purse. I'm gonna go get it,
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because, see, I'm not afraid of no
boogeyman.
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Anybody want to go with me?
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Mo? Yeah? Get to stepping.
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You guys, this is making me too nervous.
Look, I got to go to the bathroom.
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Come on, Hakeem. Uh -oh, I just went.
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I need you to guard the door, fool.
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I
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don't
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like this.
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People are starting to disappear.
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Someone should go find me.
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Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
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myself. You're pathetic.
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Pathetic, but alive.
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Whatever.
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Wait a minute. I hear something out
there.
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You're right.
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There is something out there.
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I'm tired of this, Professor. I'm going
out.
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Godspeed.
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All right, all right.
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I'll go. With any luck, the killer will
get me.
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We're just a casualty.
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You know what? You guys are messed up.
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This is my birthday. What did I ever do
to you guys? Oh, well, let's see.
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In kindergarten, you superglued me to
the seesaw.
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That was only to keep you from falling
off.
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And thanks to you, I hate showering
alone.
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What? I told you all you got to do is
page it, brother.
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