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So let me get this straight. You're
letting Nikki move in with you?
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Yes.
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Nikki as in your mother Nikki, about yay
high, yay wide, kind of loud.
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Look, she showed up at my door with her
lazy boy.
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What was I supposed to do? Give her a
bottle of Alizé and point her to the
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nearest shelter?
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Worked for my mom.
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Like your mom drinks Alizé.
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Yeah, well, she didn't until she met
your mom.
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Anyway, we had a long talk, and I told
her that I'm the boss and that she can't
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do anything in my apartment without my
permission.
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I'm telling you, Kim, you have to lay
down the law like I do with my mom.
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Stevie, I have a black mama.
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I can't talk to her any old way and live
to tell about it.
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I'm just saying it's time you stand up
to her. Face it, you're scared of Nikki.
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Who isn't?
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So Tia help you. What?
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Thanks, baby. You always looking out for
your mama.
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want to let you know how much I
appreciate you.
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I mean, baby, most girls your age, they
wouldn't want to live with their
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mothers, but not you.
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Sweetie, you've rearranged your life
just to accommodate me.
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And you've been as sweet as can be.
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And baby, I just love you for it.
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Okay, everyone.
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I'd like to get started.
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So if you could please take a seat.
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Now, as you all know, we've had a rash
of burglaries in the neighborhood, and
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president of the Tenants Association, I
just thought it was necessary that we
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got together and... Excuse me.
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Hey, Professor!
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Oh, Miss Parker.
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Wait, what do you want?
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You don't know by now.
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Yes, and the answer's still no.
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Look, Miss Parker, I'm a little busy.
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Oh, come on, I'm just trying to be
neighborly.
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What you doing?
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Nothing, nothing.
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Are you having a party?
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Hey, that's my song.
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Miss Parker, there's no music.
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Would you please stop backing your thing
up against me?
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Look, I'm trying to conduct a tenant's
association meeting.
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Oh, well, you know I'm a tenant now. I
have a right to be here.
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I'm Vince in 28.
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I'm sure Stanley meant to invite you.
Oh, yeah, sure.
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I was going to tell you.
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Tomorrow.
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You're so crazy.
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Well, don't let me interrupt.
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Go on with your fine self.
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Now, um, as a result of the recent
burglaries... Burglaries?
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help me do safety patrols.
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Anyone?
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Come on people, it's for your own
protection. I can't do it by myself.
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Are you sure?
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Where's Kev? He's not home.
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You're not going to believe this, but I
thought I heard him out on the balcony.
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So you fixed him dinner?
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Well, see, I thought you might be a
little horny. I mean... Hungry after
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running up all those stairs, so I just
whipped up a little... Good night, Miss
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Parker.
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I just want to curl up in the bed with
my rum raisin ice cream.
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Mama!
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Have you seen my ice cream?
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Uh -uh.
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Mama, is that my rum raisin?
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You know what, baby? I don't know why
they call it rum raisin. I mean, it was
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short on the rum, and it only had two
measly raisins in it.
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You're right, baby.
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Neither one of us should be eating ice
cream.
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I've had it. You can't just move in and
start taking over.
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From now on, we live by my rules.
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Whoa. Now, just hold on.
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Let's not forget half this apartment is
mine. Oh, but my name is on the lease.
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Oh, but my name is on your birth
certificate, too.
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Well, what are you going to do?
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Well, what you going to do?
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double mom and I decided it would be
easier for us to get along if we each
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our own space oh I get it that's the
craziest thing I ever heard and now
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you're sitting on Kim's side so so
you're my company you need to sit on my
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well I'll be Kim's company for a little
while her couch is more comfortable
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which is ugly.
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Hey, Stevie. Hey, T.
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Is it me or is it a little busy in here?
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Hey, Nikki, thanks for letting us
practice here tonight.
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I didn't say you could practice here.
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T, half of this apartment is mine.
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I don't need permission.
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You may not, but I do. So is it okay,
Nikki?
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Well, actually, I was going to study.
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Oh, cool. We out then. Come on, Stevie.
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T, stay.
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of each other. I am being considered. I
told the drummer not to come.
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like Jerry Springer live.
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Of course, you won't miss two or three.
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Or four or five.
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What are you doing here? I thought you
were spending the night at Stevie's. I
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just bet you did.
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What are you doing here? I thought you
and Andell were partying at Little J's
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tonight. Well, Andell got a booty call,
and I just got the boot.
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Go check it out. You check it out. I got
your back.
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It could be the burglar, and we could
both see it.
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I thought you said you had my back. I
can see from here.
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It's the burglar.
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What are we going to do?
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Just be quiet. Maybe he won't see us.
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Mama, he's got... That's a rabby coat.
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No, he didn't. I just got that off the
land. Wait.
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I'm scared.
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Don't worry, baby.
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Uh, Mama will get help.
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Okay. You know what? Maybe I can take
this hose and climb down to the
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professor's place and call the cops.
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Are you crazy? You can't do that. Just
watch me. Now, look, I'll tie this hose
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to the palm and you hold the...
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party to another room. Oh, sounds good
to me.
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Parker, I do not have time for your
shenanigans. Now, will you leave me
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Professor, please, I'm begging.
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Call the cops.
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Forget it. Look, I fell for your trick
once. You're not going to suck me into
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your web of deceit again.
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underwear drawer.
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You're not going to get away with this.
I can explain.
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Not you.
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Yeah. All right, but that's enough. Just
put a lid on it and get down.
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Ow! Oh, what's wrong, baby? My leg. I
think I hit my funny ball.
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She's hurting.
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Help me get her to the couch. Okay, but
don't try anything.
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We ought to restrain the birds.
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I am so sorry. You were in danger and I
turned my back.
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Is there anything I can do to make it up
to you?
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Well,
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I guess not.
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What a night.
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Tell me about it.
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of the way you handled yourself.
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a couple of knuckleheads.
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Mom, I'm sorry for the way I've been
acting.
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Baby, I know you've reached the age when
you want your own space, and you should
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have that.
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So I'll start looking for another place
to live on a professor's floor.
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Mom, I'm not asking you to move out.
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I just want you to treat me like an
adult.
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I'm not your little girl anymore.
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You'll always be my little girl.
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But that doesn't mean I have to treat
you like one.
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I'll do better. I promise.
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It sure is crowded in here.
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Oh, yes, it sure is.
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So when are you going to move your stuff
out?
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Oh, I was just going to show you the
same thing.
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My stuff was here first.
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Oh, but my stuff is better.
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Uh -uh. And Dale said that my couch was
more comfortable than yours.
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Girl, please. And Dale has a built -in
cushion.
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live here, remember?
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It's just I didn't expect you so early.
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What was that?
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Oh, that noise?
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Nothing.
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Kimberly Ann Parker, do you have a boy
back there?
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Boy? No.
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Good. Boys?
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Yes.
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Boys in there, what y 'all doing here?
And where y 'all going with my stuff?
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Well, you saw your sign outside.
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And we love garage sales.
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Yeah, we're always looking for a good
deal. So we couldn't pass you by.
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Kim,
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you selling my stuff?
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That's right. People will buy anything.
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Look, Ms. Marshall, what's your name?
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