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Previously on The Clockers.

Hey, it's from that French record exec I met with.

I don't believe he wants to give me a J -O -B.

Ooh, what's that French for?

Your mama's not gonna let me run off to Europe with some man.

Unless, of course, we were to get married.

I'm gonna miss you, baby.

Don't be mad, snickerdoodle. I just came over to tell you that I've been

thinking about it.

I guess what I'm trying to say, Kim, is will you marry me?

I'll get there as soon as I can.

Okay.

What is it?

Kim is in Vegas.

She's going to marry that little rusty butt boyfriend of hers.

Can't you go any faster?

If I could, you would have never caught me in front of your house.

Oh, great!

The first!

Thank you, Martha!

You're a nice neighbor!

I know what you're going through. My daughter alone, too.

Biggest mistake she ever made.

Black girl with blonde hair and green -blue all hazel eyes.

She with a short little guy?

A so soon -to -be -dead little guy.

At the chapel.

I now pronounce you... No!

Mama!

Miss Parker!

Miss Parker, stop it! Stop it! That's not Jor -El!

What are you doing? Are you crazy?

Oh, so I see you've met.

Well, I guess we're too late.

Doesn't Kim realize by marrying that boy she's throwing her future away?

Well, it wasn't that bright anyway.

That was a joke.

I was just trying to make you feel better.

You don't know for sure that she got married.

Maybe she came to her senses.

I put in your ass no senses.

Look, this isn't the only wedding chapel in Vegas.

They could be somewhere else.

Maybe you could find them.

That's a good idea.

I'll just wait for you right there.

Well, I guess they're not here either.

Excuse me.

Would you mind being our witnesses? Our friends didn't show up. I'm sorry, but

we're looking for someone. Oh, please, please. It would just take a minute.

Come on.

Let's help him out.

Well, okay.

But make it quick.

Look at him.

Just like my baby.

So young.

So dumb.

Miss Parker, this is supposed to be a happy occasion.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered together. Excuse me.

But I just want to ask.

Are you two sure about this?

Totally. Oh, yeah.

We're in love.

Good, good.

Just had to ask.

We are gathered together to... He got a job.

I'm an artist.

Bro.

Now, if I can continue, we are gathered... Hold on, Raph.

Let's just review. Now, you have no friends, he has no job, and your kids

gonna be funny -looking.

It's your life. Go ahead.

You don't think maybe we're rushing things a bit, do you?

I can't believe you're going to be dumb enough to listen to a total stranger.

Did you just call me dumb?

Yes, you did, girl. I heard him distinctly.

Okay, I didn't really mean... And why can't you get a job?

I told you, I need time to write.

Time? All you do is sit around and watch television all day. You don't

understand. That's my creative process.

want to butt in, but he needs to be creating some cheddar.

I know, that's right.

Look, if you don't want to get married, that's just fine with me.

I hate you!

Andrea? Andrea?

It's a shame.

They seem like such a lovely couple.

They're lucky.

They get to leave.

What we need is some rest.

Why don't we get a hotel room? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Me in a hotel room with you?

Not in this lifetime.

Not in the next lifetime. Not ever.

Oh!

Oh, my God.

What is this place?

Motel Sex?

even think about it. If I hadn't lost my wallet on that stupid motorcycle ride,

I wouldn't even be here. But y 'all, Professor, y 'all.

Are you asleep?

Will you stop that and go to sleep?

I can't sleep.

I'm worried about Kim.

Well, she's not under here.

Admit it. You're just as worried about her as I am.

That's why you can't sleep.

No, I can't sleep because I'm at a cut rate.

tacky honeymoon suite sharing a bed with you.

I know. I feel the sexual tension, too.

But all I can do is think about Kim.

She's making the same mistake I did.

I only hope she's not pregnant.

She's not. Now, will you stop worrying and get some sleep, all right?

Count sheep or something.

One pregnant sheep.

Nikki,

can you give me a hand with this banner? Just stand on a chair.

I am on a chair.

Well, I'm tired. Get Kim to help.

Where is she?

party. Because my water broke?

Please, you used that same excuse yesterday when I asked you to take out

trash. It worked.

Look at you, pregnant again.

All because I couldn't stop you from making the biggest mistake of your life.

Mama, how can you call these mistakes?

up for tenure this year.

Mama, why don't you hook me up with an A?

I can't believe after 10 years, you're still in junior college.

And tell me this, just how did you manage to get pregnant with Jarell in

Okay, when the guard would bend down to tie his shoe.

Oh!

I knew that boy would never amount to anything.

He's just trying to take care of his family.

if he had a decent lawyer.

What did you expect? I'm a bailiff.

Look, let's just forget about it. I mean, the important thing is, is that

Jarrell is getting out today.

Hey, T. Hey, Nick. How you doing, baby? How did it go today?

Not so good.

Maybe I need a bigger sign or something.

T, baby, you're 30 years old.

Now, don't you think it's time you realized the music thing?

Ain't happening.

No way, Nick. Look at Dr.

Dre. How old was he when he blew up? 22.

Or Will Smith?

18. LL Cool J? 16.

Damn.

It doesn't matter. All I know is my boy Jarell is getting out, and we gonna be

kicking it real soon.

Kiss, kiss.

Anybody home?

Oh, hey, girl.

Don't you look like a million dollars?

No, that would be this necklace.

I just look good.

Where's your husband?

Ooh, outside parking my new Rolls Royce.

Ooh, everyone, this is my new husband, Lincoln.

He's very continental.

And, um, didn't you marry Fred two months ago? Girl, let's not live in the

You must be Nicky.

And Dale didn't tell me that you were so beautiful.

But Nikki's not worth $132 million.

True that, true that.

Baby, would you like me to massage your feet?

Tonight after you grease my scalp.

Here's my sis.

Damn them.

Oh, well, look what I got for you.

Your favorite chocolate cream.

I better not, though. There's no fattening.

Oh, please.

You could stand to gain a few pounds.

You know I like a little meat on my women.

Skinny women.

Donuts, may I? Of course.

The whole box?

What?

It's for the triplets. Remember, I'm eating for five.

Sugar Boo, look what I got for me.

I thought you could...

Slip this on tonight, and then we could, uh, you know.

Sweetheart, you know there's no way we'll find these kids in the house.

Blockers.

What if I promise to be quiet this time?

You know you can't. But don't worry. When Jarrell gets home, he can find a

job, and they'll move out soon.

It can't be soon enough.

It's so unfair that I can't make love to you over and over again.

But we just made love this morning in the car.

Only three times.

You get that.

Only one woman for me, and that's my sugar boo.

Well, does this bring back any memories?

You know, you really need to gain some weight.

Stanley!

Why is Veronica showing you her ta -tas?

Oh, it's no use.

I'm a fool to think that I can ever compete with you, Nikki.

beautiful and smart and witty.

And let's not forget married.

The county bus just pulled up. Daddy's home.

Here,

I got you guys some souvenirs from prison.

Oh, I did just get out of prison.

Welcome home, dog.

What's up, man? Hey.

Hey,

man, it sure feels good to be home.

Hey, look, I just want everybody to know that I'm a changed man. All right.

Prison has turned me around.

Jarrell, do we really have to hear about that part?

say, baby, is that I'm going to make something of my life.

You know, I learned a trade in the joint.

From now on, I'm robbing banks.

That sounds like a wide open field, baby. I'm in.

This is all my fault.

You would have had a decent life if only I'd gotten to Vegas in time to stop you

from getting married.

My poor baby.

We're not going to be poor for long.

I mean, all I need is a little bit of seed money for weapons and a getaway

What about the kids?

Well, we'll leave them with your mom.

Okay. Oh, hell no.

You know what? Forget the seed money. We can steal our own car. Let's bounce.

Bye,

Mama. Say bye to the kids for me. And don't worry. When I have the triplets,

going to send them to you.

No!

Even in your sleep, you're crazy.

I was having this awful nightmare about Kim. She had a bunch of kids, and you

and I were married. Stop right there.

Now, could we please get some sleep?

That was quick.

Quit banging on the wall.

Professor Ogilvy?

Jarrell? Jarrell?

Where's my daughter?

Uh, Kim?

Uh, I haven't seen her.

Jarrell? Oh, what do you know? There she is.

sounds like you were doing. Oh, no, no. That was, um, the television. We got

cable.

Stop it.

We don't have to lie.

Mama, this is our honeymoon night.

Honeymoon night?

So you did get married.

That's right.

I'm the new Mrs. Terrell Goodrich.

Congratulations,

then.

Say, Would it be all right if I stayed with you two?

Oh,

Stanley,

this is so romantic.

I'm so glad you finally said yes to my proposal.

I'm just the luckiest woman in the world.

Yes, you are.

And by the time Miss Parker finds out where we are, we'll be happily married.

You are so brilliant.

Oh, I'm just the luckiest woman in the world.

Look, don't you think I'm overdoing it just a little bit?

Hey, whose dream is this?

You're right.

Dream on.

Shall we begin?

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today... I hate to interrupt, but could

rush this? I feel like I'm about to wake up.

If I not pronounce you man and wife, go ahead and lock lips.

I'm just the luckiest woman in the world!

I can do it. The pressure of the camera.

A lot of cheese.

Remember that.

It can't be soon enough.

I have another wine.