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Okay, come on. Bend it down. Push it.
All right. Feel firm.
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Feel my turn. Hey, hey, hey.
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I'm working on it. I was just trying to
help you.
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You can touch my toes. Touch your toes.
Oh, I can touch my toes now.
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Are you guys trying to get back to your
high school way for the reunion?
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Nope. We're trying to get back to last
week's way.
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So, uh...
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Who's your date, Endell?
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It's a surprise.
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But be prepared to be jealous.
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What about you?
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Listen, I don't need a man to define me.
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I'm taking my baby, Kim.
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Mm -hmm. And everybody's gonna think
you're pitiful.
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No. Everyone's gonna think I'm pitiful.
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Uh -uh. I'm not hanging out with a bunch
of golden girls and grumpy old men.
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I'm sorry, Mama. But I might have to
pass on the VH1 where they now party.
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Say hi to the geezers for me.
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You can go with your two best friends,
lonely and desperate.
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Ha, ha.
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Just for that, we're jogging five miles.
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Five miles?
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Let me get my butts passed.
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Let's stop and let's go. Come on.
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Is there something different about you?
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Why, yes.
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I lost some weight.
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No, that's not it.
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Professor, I think I have something that
you really want.
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What, an invitation to your going -away
party?
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See, I was going to put in a good word
for you with my cousin, Tony Harmon.
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Tony of Tony's Hot Ice Jewelry Store?
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Ice is running through my veins right
now.
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Well, I was there this weekend looking
for a... A birthday gift for Veronica,
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diamond studs, two carats, VS1 quality.
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Way out of your range, Professor.
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Miss Parker, you have no idea what my
range is.
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I know you cash your paycheck in a
liquor store.
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But I guess you don't care about my 50 %
family discount.
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All right, Miss Parker, what do I have
to do?
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Just take me to my high school reunion.
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Take you as in drop you off?
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No. Take me as in walk in with me, dance
with me, take me home.
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Then really, take me.
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I'd rather take a bullet.
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Oh,
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well, I see you snagged the professor.
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She didn't snag me. I'm here because...
because... Oh, hell, she snagged me.
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So where's your date?
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Oh, right next to me.
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Damn!
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Where did you find him?
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Oh, the Yellow Pages. Uh -huh.
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He's mine until they run my credit card
through.
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Oh, how about a drink? Uh, some wine
would be nice.
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That sounds good.
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He knows what I like.
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There's Royal Jackson, Crenshaw's number
one. Ho!
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I never could stand that low -down,
jerry -curl -wearing, fine -ass, cat
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wannabe.
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Didn't you go out with him a few times?
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Once, until I found out he was still
dating Debbie Lewis.
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Oh, here he comes.
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Well, well, well, well, well.
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This is Mickey Parker.
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Hey, Royal, how you doing?
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What can I say? You know how I do it.
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Not very well from what I hear.
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And if it isn't for Daniel, I see you
got those teeth fixed.
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It's Andale, and how would you like me
to fix your teeth?
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I did it myself.
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Brand new caps.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the class of 1980
proudly presents the musical stylists of
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the hardest working woman in show
business, Miss Tina Marino.
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You smile at it.
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When it comes to Diddy Debbie.
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Keep it up, and we can fit you for a
hospital gown right now.
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And for the record, I'm proud to be a
mother, something you obviously know
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nothing about.
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Oh, please.
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I've got three at home and one on the
way.
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As a matter of fact, I'm due next week.
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Oh, well, you must be one of those
spoiled housewives. We're working women.
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Besides being a mom, I'm CEO of a
Fortune 500 company.
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Hi, Mom.
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go to law school at night.
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So, I go to my man's house at night.
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Let me introduce you to my fiancé, Dr.
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Stanley Ogilvie.
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What?
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He's dean of black studies at Harvard.
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Excuse me?
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And you must know my sister.
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She's also a member of the faculty.
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No, not at Harvard.
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He works at the Seven Ranch.
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Miss Parker, can I speak to you for a
minute?
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Now?
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Being engaged to you was not part of
this deal. This is where I draw the
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50 % off of $6 ,000 is how much? How
much?
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So before you start drawing the line,
check with me.
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Doctor!
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Woo -hoo!
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Oh, Nicky, I gotta tell you, you raised
a wonderful daughter, and she is a great
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dancer, too.
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Royal Jackson. Nicky and I dated back in
the day. Yeah, well, it's never too
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late to pick up where you left off.
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Well, uh, good night.
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It was good to see you again, Nicky.
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Yeah. You too, Verdell.
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That's Endell, you royal ass!
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Ooh, I should go too, Mama. Okay, baby.
Drive safe.
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I will.
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Bye, Ogie.
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Miss Parker, please.
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Hey, hey.
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I paid good money for that man.
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Oh, well.
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Let's bump and grind, Oval Team.
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She looks young.
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Activator juice stripping old man.
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Activator? You mean he really didn't
have good hair?
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Good evening, Mama.
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And, Endell, don't you look fetching
today.
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Oh, thank you, I think.
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What's with the clothes? You got a court
date?
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No. Royal says what you wear is a
reflection of you.
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Therefore...
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something like to tickle my brain. It's
called Atlas Shrugged. You know, Ayn
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Rand has a marvelous way of capturing
the capitalist viewpoint and reducing it
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to its simplest form.
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Yeah.
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As Royal says, Noël le court est sprit.
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Kim, honey, when did you start speaking
French?
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Since Royal's been teaching me. He's
island.
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You're right, baby.
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Kim, do me a favor.
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Go to the store and get me some garbage
bags.
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they don't do weird. That means no
kissing, no hugging, no saying I love
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Where did you get this freak?
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The same school service you got yours.
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I want Roy to show Kim his true colors.
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We leave him alone with Dina, and he'll
be all over her like whipped cream on a
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Sunday. Whipped cream?
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Nuh -uh, now that's gonna cost you
extra.
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Is Kim in? She stepped out. She'll be
right back. Come on in.
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Oh, all right. Thank you very much.
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Hi.
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I'm Dina.
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Hi, Dina. I'm Royal.
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Is that like in royalty?
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Hey, I guess.
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Look, is Nikki home?
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No, she's gone for the evening.
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Looks like it's just me and you.
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What are we gonna do?
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Look, I don't know what you're gonna do,
but I'm gonna go right over here and
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I'm gonna...
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I'm going to sit down and wait for my
girlfriend, Kim.
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So you're saying that this means nothing
to you?
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Damn.
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No,
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you know what? I think I better wait in
the car.
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It was very nice to meet you. Dina it
was? Yes. Very nice to meet you, Dina.
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Thank you very much.
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Nikki, give it up. It looks like Roy is
legit.
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Or gay.
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Look, for my money, anybody who can get
Kim to read a book is a keeper.
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Kim, have you seen her?
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I can't say I have. T?
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Nope, I haven't seen Kim or that old
man.
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Look me in the eye. You take one eye,
you take the other. Left or right?
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Look into my eyes.
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There's a holiday inn. Which holiday
inn?
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On Bundy. Room 204. When I snap my
fingers, you'll remember nothing of this
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conversation.
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and be gone before she gets here. Well,
when she gets here, she'll be leaving
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with me. No, she won't, because she does
whatever I tell her to.
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Oh, I warned you.
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Now, you're messing with the wrong
mother today. What are you going to do,
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Nikki? What are you going to do?
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Kim is an adult.
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She's my child.
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Tell me something, Royal.
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What does a man who's damn near 50 want
with a 19 -year -old girl?
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It's called payback, Nikki. What the
hell are you talking about?
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Don't play dumb with me.
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I know you convinced Debbie Lewis to
break up with me in high school.
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I didn't tell her to break up with you.
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I told her you were a two -timing lying
dog.
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Yeah, well, we should still be together.
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That should be my money, my house on the
Riviera, my picture in the cover of
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Jet. I should be her baby daddy.
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I should be Mr.
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Debbie Lewis instead of Mr.
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Paper Plastic.
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Let it go.
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You a checkout boy?
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It's a hard knock life, Nikki.
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I want you to join me.
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Kim.
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Oh, Kim, baby, listen, listen, listen,
listen. Hold on, hold on. All that stuff
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you just heard where you say, it's
behind me now, okay?
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Now, believe me, I only want to be with
you.
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Well, I don't want to be with you.
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Oh, come on now, Kim. You heard me.
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get yours real soon.
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Sooner than you think.
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Yeah, well, that doesn't happen to me
anymore, because I'm smarter than that.
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If you say so.
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Yeah, well, I say so, because I'm royal.
R -O -Y -A -L. Now be gone.
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Look, Mickey, I already told you. Oh,
damn.
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Stop this show.
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We don't need him.
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Where you going?
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To the mall to find a man.
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Oh, well, hold up, baby. Let mama grab a
coat.
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Okay.
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See, I was going to put in a good word
with you. With who?
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