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Leslie Uggams, 15 seconds to curtain,
Miss Uggams.
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Thank you, Scooter.
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It is true that Big Bird from Sesame
Street is on the show tonight, right?
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Well, that's right, Leslie.
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Well, would you tell him that his
younger brother is in my dressing room?
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It's the Muppet Show with our very
special guest stars, Leslie Uggams and
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Bird of Sesame Street.
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It's time to put on makeup.
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It's time to dress up right.
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It's time to get things started.
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Why don't you get things started?
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Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark,
bark.
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It's time to get things started on the
most sensational, inspirational,
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celebrational, motivational, this is
why.
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again to the Muppet Show, and we've got
some show for you tonight, because our
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special guest is the lovely singer,
dancer, and actress, Miss Leslie Uggams.
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also, making a special appearance
tonight is a friend of mine from Sesame
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Street, Big Bird.
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Oh, hey, Kermit, now, huh, now?
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Not yet, Big Bird, you come on a little
later in the show. Oh, okay, I'll just
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wait back here then. Yeah, just watch
out for the overhead light.
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Anyhow, now, ladies and gentlemen, our
very special guest, Miss Leslie Ogham.
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Good times, here I am. Welcome back to
your baby land.
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Open wide them golden doors and set my
chair down.
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And show me.
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Thank you.
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Well, that number shows what a great
actress Leslie Uggams is.
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Actress? She wasn't acting. She was
singing.
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Yes, but she looked like she enjoyed it.
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That's acting.
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Okay, nice number.
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Very good, Leslie.
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Who stepped on your toe?
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What? Who stepped on your toe?
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I did.
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need me, I'll be in Camilla's dressing
room.
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Oh, Camilla, Camilla the chicken?
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Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm so nervous.
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Tonight's our first formal date, and I'm
almost sick with fear.
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Well, I imagine she feels much the same.
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You think so?
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Oh, boy.
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Suppose I get so excited that I faint.
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Conzo, I just don't know. I suppose
she'll have to give you mouth -to -mouth
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resuscitation.
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She'll have to what?
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Oh, or in your case, mouth -to -beak
resuscitation.
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Sansa, are you okay?
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Of course. I was just rehearsing my
faint.
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I hope Camilla's been rehearsing hers.
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These are for you.
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Oh, gosh.
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I think the room is spinning.
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Aren't you going to kiss me?
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Great.
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Just my luck. A chicken with hay fever.
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Well, look, now, Camilla, Camilla, why
don't I take you out for some fresh air,
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okay? That'll make it all better, okay?
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here at Muppet Labs where the future is
being made today.
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Well, Jeepers, you're about to witness
the world's first demonstration of
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fireproof paper.
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Here is my assistant beaker carrying a
lighted blowtorch. He will now show you
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how impossible it is to ignite the
fireproof paper in this basket.
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There is no way this paper can burn.
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With Muppet's fireproof paper, you will
always feel secure.
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Tune in next time, and with this, Muppet
Labs' new answer to the energy crisis,
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flammable water.
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That's all for now from Muppet Labs.
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What do you suppose they call that? A
novelty act?
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I don't know, but it wasn't too bad.
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Well, that's a novelty.
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Yeah, we both come from the same
neighborhood, Sesame Street.
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Oh, isn't that that cute little
children's show with puppets?
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Uh -huh. Well, who are you?
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Who am I?
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I am Miss Piggy.
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Ah. Well, do you work around here?
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It's very pretty.
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And, uh, do you know why it is there?
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Well, uh... Hmm? Hmm? Perfect
attendance?
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I am the singing star of this...
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She's very versatile.
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Oh, Leslie, it's really a pleasure to
have you on the show with us. Well,
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you, Lou. And it's a thrill for me to
work with a boomerang fish thrower.
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I should think so.
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Listen, Lou, what does it take to become
a great boomerang fish thrower?
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Well, you gotta have soul.
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And if you can't get soul, use halibut.
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I shouldn't guess. But in that case, I
use a catcher's mitt.
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Why? No, no, no. Don't tell me. Let me
guess. Uh, just for the halibut?
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You're catching on.
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Listen, how did you acquire this talent?
Was it an accident?
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No, it was on purpose.
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I give him the straight lines, and he
gives me the fishing lines.
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Yeah. You know, I started this act using
kippers. My brother and I did the act
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together, but we split up.
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Why? Hey, am I my brother's kipper?
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I got to quit this and sing my song.
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Oh, great idea.
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I'll accompany you on this.
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Well, Lou, I was kind of expecting
violins.
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Well, what's that? Yeah.
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Here you come again.
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Looking better than a body has a right
to. And shaking me up so that all...
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It's here you come again.
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And here I go.
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Two at once.
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of a sardine. What?
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It's a little fishy.
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Mad about the frog.
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I know it's stupid to be mad about the
frog.
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I'm so ashamed of it, but must admit the
sleepless nights
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I've had about the frog.
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On the silver screen, he melts my
foolish heart in every little scene.
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Although I'm quite aware that here and
there are traces of the
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cat about the frog.
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Lord knows I'm not a frog girl.
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I really shouldn't care.
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Lord knows I'm not his...
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I'm feeling quite insane.
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I'm feeling quite insane and young
again.
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On patrol.
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All right, all right, come on.
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You just come with me, you, you, you.
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Sir, sir, sergeant, I have just picked
up... Wait a minute, patrol bear.
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I have to finish this report.
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Oh, drat, I made a mistake. Now I'll
have to start all over again.
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But, sir, can't that report wait?
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No, this is a very serious charge.
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What is it? Littering.
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This also is a very serious charge. Oh,
yeah? What's the charge?
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Impersonating an officer.
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Can you prove it?
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Of course I can prove it, Sergeant. Go
ahead. Do your stuff.
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Okay. Impersonating an officer.
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Ah.
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Of course I can prove it, Sergeant. Go
ahead. Do your stuff.
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Hey, that's not bad.
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Thank you.
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Now, look, Sergeant. This is a very
dangerous criminal.
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He should be locked up.
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I think he should be locked up.
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Here are the keys.
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I'll finish up the report. I'm going to
lock him up.
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Well, I should have known better than to
try to fool with you, patrol bear.
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Yeah, you're darn tootin'. After you.
Thank you.
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Listen, tell me what kind of food you
like.
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See you later, Sarge.
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Oh, wait a minute. He locked me in.
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Not bad. You sound more like him all the
time.
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Now try to do me.
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Sergeant, you don't understand.
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He got away.
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No, that's not me.
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You still sound like a dumb bear that
brought you in here.
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Try it again. I have a deep,
authoritative voice.
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Sergeant, will you just turn around,
please?
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Better, but keep trying.
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You need more macho.
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Tell me, Gonzo, what is it about Camilla
that first attracted you to her? Are
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you kidding?
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Everything. She's beautiful, witty,
charming, delightful company, a good
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and she's very talented.
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Really? What does she do?
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Camilla!
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Oh, wow!
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Well, I would have thought that was
impossible. What, to get a chicken to
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No, to find tap shoes for clothes.
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Hello, I am Vindawish.
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Deposit a coin and I will answer any
wish you may have.
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Thank you. Now please state your wish
and I will grant it.
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Oh, I wish I was taller.
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Taller? Yeah.
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I have written a song for you.
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Oh, Sinatra or Mick Jagger will probably
want to record it, but I want you to
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hear it from me first.
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You alone, you are my one and only
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chicken, Eddie.
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And if you leave, I will alone and
lonely, sick and red.
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We're a team and that's a fact.
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You and I.
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What a terrific idea for an act.
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Oh, listen to the rhymes in the chorus.
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It's very Cole Porter -y. Camilla.
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You're sweeter than wine or vanilla.
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Camilla.
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Come lie beneath the tree and so we'll
lie.
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Camilla.
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Camilla.
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You're prettier by far than Godzilla.
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Camilla.
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Who are you?
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Huh? Me?
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Wow.
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Perfection incarnate.
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Statuesque. and yet still poultry in
every sense.
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You have that one thing lacking in
chickens.
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Bulk.
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I'm so confused.
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You are so huge.
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I have no idea what you're talking
about, sir. I was just looking for Miss
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Uggams. And you found me.
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Lady Luck had smiled and showered us
with that certain thing.
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Flower pot.
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Oh, please, Dr. Honeydew, I can't go
through life with this long neck.
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Never fear. At Muppet Labs, we have done
extensive research on shortening long
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neck. Then you can help? Of course. This
is our latest therapy technique.
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It's all in a day's work.
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Please,
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Dr. Honeydew, don't leave a mess
backstage. If you're through playing
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put him away.
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And now, once again, here is our very
special guest who will be joined by a
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tall, feathered friend who just wandered
in off the street.
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Sesame Street, to be precise.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Big Bird and
Leslie Uggams.
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Stop, stop, because I really love you.
Stop, stop, I've been thinking of you.
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Look in my heart and let love keep us
together.
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Don't mess around, we just got to be
strong Just stop, stop, cause I really
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you Stop, stop, I'll be thinking of you
Look in my heart and let love
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keep us together
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You'll be long to me now.
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Ain't gonna set you free now.
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When those birds start hanging around.
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Talking me down.
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Here with your heart and you won't hear
a sound. Just stop, stop.
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Cause I really love you. Stop, stop.
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I'll be thinking of you. Look in my
heart and let love keep us together.
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Come down to the end of another one. But
before we go, let us have a warm thank
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you for our very special guest, our
lovely Leslie Odom. Thank
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you,
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Kermit. Listen, chicky babe, you've got
to forgive me. I'll never talk to
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another chicken again.
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Oh, hi, Camilla.
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You're quite a shocker. I thought that
Camilla was your one true love.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, chickens all look the same to me.
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Girls, please. Well, I'd like to thank a
really different -looking chicken, Big
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Bird from Sesame Street.
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
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We'll see you next time when I'm up with
dogs.
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Have we ever said that this show is for
the birds?
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Yes, and we'll keep saying it until it
gets a laugh.
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