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Hi, I'm Brian Henson.
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Everyone knows that my father performed
Kermit the Frog, but he also did a lot
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of other characters.
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He performed the Swedish chef, Dr.
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Keith, Ralph the Dog, Waldorf, and
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Link Hogthrob.
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Link Hogthrob is actually one voice that
I remember very well.
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As a kid, whenever my dad did some
stereotypical fatherly chore, like
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the Thanksgiving turkey, that would be
the voice he would use. Surely you
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recognize the independent heating slash
unifying element on the horizontally
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equalizing plane?
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I guess when the character of this
pompous, not -too -bright pig came
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figured, well, that voice would fit just
perfectly.
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See if you can tell which characters are
my father's voices in this next episode
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of The Muppet Show.
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Roy Rogers and Dale Evans?
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Fifteen seconds for Curt and Roy and
Dale.
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Thank you, Scooter.
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Hey, Scooter, what's this target doing
here?
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Oh, well, we thought you'd feel more at
home on the range.
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Muppet Show with our very special guest
stars Roy Rogers and Dale Evans.
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Yeah!
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It's time to play the music.
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It's time to light the light.
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It's time to meet the Muppets on the
Muppet Show tonight.
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It's time to put on makeup.
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It's time to dress up right.
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It's time to get things started.
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Why don't you get things started?
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Are these seats taken?
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No, take them!
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It's time to get things started on the
most sensational, inspirational,
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celebrational, palpitational, this is
what we call a...
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Yes,
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sir.
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Yes,
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sir. We're just about to do the opening
number.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the opening
number.
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Smiling at me.
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Nothing but blue skies do I see.
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Little birds singing a song.
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But blue birds all day long.
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Never saw the sun shine as bright.
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Never saw things going so right. Notice
in the days, hurry and find.
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Winter and love, smile and fly.
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Blue days.
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All of them gone, gone, gone.
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Nothing but blue guys from now on.
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Okay, nice number, prairie dogs. Nice
number. I liked what I saw and I liked
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what I heard.
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Speaking of heard, boss, look what just
showed up.
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Who's responsible for these crummy cows?
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Some fella by the name of Rogers ordered
them, shorty.
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Rogers, Roy. Yeah, well, the little
darlings are always welcome.
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Roy said he wanted something special for
the closing number.
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Oh, speaking of that, I have to
introduce his opening number.
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Oh, yeah. Hey, uh, Kermit? What? Uh,
what, uh, what are these cows here for?
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well, they're apparently for Roy and
Dale's closing number.
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Uh,
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say, what, what are they singing?
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Uh, catch a falling steer?
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Or, or, or, if heifer I should leave
you?
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I can take the cows, but not the cow
jokes.
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What about the moon river?
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Okay, well, it's not often that things
get any better around here, so brace
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yourselves for things to get positively
grand right now, because, ladies and
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gentlemen, here he is, the king of the
cowboys, Roy Rogers!
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about one of the roughest, toughest,
meanest bucking horses that ever jumped
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of a chute by the name of Old Skyball
Paint.
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Now, Old Skyball Paint was a bit of a
saint. His eyes were a fiery red.
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Good men have tried this horse to ride,
but shucks, all of them are dead.
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Now, I won't brag, but boy, I rode that
nag till his blood began to boil.
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Then I hit the ground and ate three
pounds of good old Texas soil.
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Singing hi -ho, whoopie -tie -yo, ride
him high and down you go, son of the
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western soil. Singing hi -ho, whoopie
-tie -yo, ride him high and down you go,
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son of the western soil.
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I swore by heck I'd break his neck for
the joke that gave my pride.
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I threw my noose on that old cayuse and
once more took a ride.
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He turned around and soon I found his
head where he still should be.
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I said, sir, I perhaps he's shy or he
just don't care for me.
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Singing hi -ho, whoopie -tie -o, ride
him high and down you go, son of the
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western soil.
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Singing hi -ho, whoopie -tie -o, ride
him high and down you go, son of the
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western soil.
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In town one day I chanced to stray upon
old Cher of
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June. For a hoop and a holler and a
counterfeit dollar, I sold that mag to
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But when he plants and skates his pants
in sky -balled leather chair, I'll bet
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four bits when sky -ball quits, old Jim
will not be there.
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Singin' hi -ho, whoopee -tio, ride him
high and down you go, son of the western
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soil. Singin' hi -ho, whoopee -tio, ride
him high and
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down you go.
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Sons of the Western soil.
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Sons of the Western soil.
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That Roy Rogers is one good singer.
Yeah, but if he does any of those rope
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tricks, I'm leaving.
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Move it out, bossy, move it out.
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Hey, Link, what are you doing hanging
out backstage?
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Those nasty cowboys threw me out of my
dressing room.
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No kidding.
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I just barged in.
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Tell him to move it out. Get tough with
him, like your babe.
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I tried.
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Howdy, sports fans, and welcome to the
wild world of Muppet Sports.
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And you're just in time for the deciding
throw in the horseshoe pitch. As usual,
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I'm here on the spot.
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I forgot to take the horseshoes off the
horse.
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Let's put this show out of its misery.
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Okay, ladies and gentlemen, not only is
the king of cowboys with us tonight, but
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his lady is with us, too. Here she is,
Miss Dale Evans.
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Do you think you can remember where to
come in? You can, of course you can. To
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come in on the beat of the music,
clapping with me?
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Okay, let's begin.
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The stars at night are big and bright.
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Deep in the heart of Texas.
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The clear sky is wide and high.
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Deep in the heart of Texas.
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Well, you're not exactly the son of a...
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to get the rhythm.
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The sage in bloom is like perfume.
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Deep in the heart of Texas reminds me of
the
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one I love.
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Deep in the heart of Texas.
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No, children, that's just great.
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Let's do this again, but let's change
it, okay?
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Suppose instead of clapping, we make a
sound. like what I'm singing about. Do
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you think you can do that?
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Let's do that. We'll start first with a
coyote. What's a coyote? Well, kind of
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like a dog. You'll hear it. Now listen,
you'll care for it.
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The coyotes wail along the trail. Oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh. The
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horses all neigh and they
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munch their...
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Oh, you're so cute.
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Honestly, I'd just love to adopt every
one of you and take you home with me to
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Texas. What the Texas?
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What's a Texas?
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Most of all, I love these horses.
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A four -legged friend, a four -legged
friend.
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He'll never let you down, let you down.
He's honest and faithful
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right up to the end. That wonderful one,
two, three, four -legged friend.
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You know, I thought we'd be there by
now.
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Well, but remember, we had to stop and
water these horses.
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That's right. Then we had to stop and
milk them.
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Something about this life don't seem
right.
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Pull, pull. It's easy.
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Four -legged friend, oh, four -legged
friend.
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He'll never let you down, let you down.
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He's honest and faithful.
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One, two, three, four -legged friend.
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Whoa there. Easy boy. Hey, look at this.
Trick riding.
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That's pretty good. How about this?
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Speak, bossy.
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We'd be lost without these horses, you
know. Oh, I say we would.
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Wonder why they call us cowboys.
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The four -legged friend, the four
-legged friend.
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He'll never...
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And now, ridding the world of evil, here
comes Bear on patrol.
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Bullets Barker is back in town and he is
a gunning for you.
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No. Yes.
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You know, I have some sick leave coming.
I think I might just...
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Sheriff, this
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here is Bullets Barker.
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I'm going to count to three.
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If you're not out by then, I'm coming in
to get you.
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One. Hide the closet. No, not the
closet. Over here. Two.
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No, the desk. The desk. Three.
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All right.
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Where is he?
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Outside. Can't miss him.
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Well, I don't plan to miss him.
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Oh, that was very, very good. Very good.
Terrific.
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Oh, boy.
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Well, look, I think I'm just going to
sit down here and wait until the sheriff
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comes back.
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Would you like some of my tea or milk
cookies? Shut up. Yes, sir. Yes, thank
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you, sir. Yes.
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Looks like it left his gun here.
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He never goes anyplace without his gun.
What?
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I'm so sorry, sir.
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What was that?
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Nothing, nothing, nothing.
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So, he must still be here.
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Ah, no, no.
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He is not here.
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I should have known it.
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Open that door.
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Yes, sir.
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All right, I'm coming in to get you,
Gerald.
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I did it. I did it, sir. He's gone. I
did it. He's up there. He's locked up.
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It's okay. Come on.
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Oh, who cares about that? If I can't use
this hand anymore, my sheriff days are
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over.
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Hand me my piece.
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Yes, sir.
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Not that one.
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You know, I haven't lost it. I'm still
the fastest stamp in the West.
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Hey,
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Roy. You know, it sure is nice having
you and Dale with us. Oh, we're just
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having a great time, Kermit. You don't
think our show is a little weird?
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Well, it is a little weird, but we're
still having a great time.
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Oh, good. You know, there's something
I've always wanted to ask you, because I
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know you've made a lot of films.
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189.
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You know, I've only made one.
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Yeah, 188 to go.
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Hey, but in any of those films, did you
ever play a bad guy?
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No, never did.
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How come? Didn't think you'd look good
wearing a black hat?
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No, the main reason is that the bad guy
never gets to sing.
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That's right, they never do.
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Can you imagine a bad guy stopping a
stagecoach, tying up the passengers,
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all their money, and then saying, Happy
trails to you.
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Yeah, and you know something else? I
can't imagine under any circumstances a
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guy yodeling.
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Matter of fact, you do a lot of
yodeling, don't you, Roy?
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Yes, I do. In fact, I invented some of
the yodels I do on my songs.
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No kidding.
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You know, somebody told me the only
reason you yodel is because you forgot
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words of the song.
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You don't know how right they were.
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But who told you that?
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Some guy in a black hat.
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Hey, but I agree, yodeling does look
like it's fun. Hey, could you show me
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to do it? Sure, it's easy. Yeah? Just
repeat after me.
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Yeah.
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Well,
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I'll see you later, Roy. Where are you
going?
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I'm going to buy a black hat.
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Okay, partner.
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I want to see you dance. Now dance!
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Dance!
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Dance!
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That's beautiful.
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Do you think I can dance like that?
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Well, of course.
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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But seriously, you cows are in utter
delight.
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I'm a hit.
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Not bunch. Herd.
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Herd of what?
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Herd of cows.
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Sure I heard of cows.
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No,
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I mean the cow's herd.
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Of course they heard. That was talking
right to them.
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These are my people.
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Yeah, but right now they're needed on
stage for the final production number.
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All right.
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one of the things you had to watch out
for in the old west what's that audience
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rustlers okay once again ladies
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and gentlemen roy rogers and dale evans
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there
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is something about the wind puts your
heart and
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your soul to rest makes you feel you're
really
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blessed
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there's a
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ceiling of blue above and the trees
people
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as a dog it's no wonder
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Little people of Hazy Mountain
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When evening chores
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are over At our ranch house on the plain
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And all I've got to do Is lay
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around
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I saddle up my police and ride on
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down the trail to watch the...
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A picture that no artist ever could
paint.
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See you next time.
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Happy trails to you.
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Keep smiling until then.
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Who cares about the clouds?
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Okay,
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well, buckaroos, we've come to the part
where we have to go. have to say
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goodbye. And I really hate to do it
because sitting around the campfire with
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tonight have been two of America's
legends, ladies and gentlemen, Roy
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Dale Evans.
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Kermit, we've had a wonderful time.
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Oh, I'm glad.
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Listen, Roy, at this point, I usually
say goodnight to everybody, but tonight
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I'd appreciate it if you said it your
way.
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Well, I'd be glad to, Kermit.
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Until we meet again on the screen or in
person, goodbye, good luck, and may the
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good Lord take a liking to you.
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Moo! No!
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Boo!
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Boo!
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