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Leslie Ann Warren.
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20 seconds to curtain, Miss Warren.
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Okay, thank you. Thank you, Scooter.
Good luck to both of you. Good luck to
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of us.
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Don't use us, good luck.
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We got talent.
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We got drive.
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We got charisma.
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Don't use us, good luck.
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Wish me luck.
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with our very special guest star, Leslie
Ann Warren.
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I'm
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going
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to play the music.
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It's time to light the light.
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It's time to meet the Muppets on the
Muppet show tonight.
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It's time to put on makeup.
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It's time to dress up right.
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It's time to get things started.
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Why don't you get things started?
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It's time to get things started on the
most sensational, inspirational,
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celebrational moment.
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Hey, we hope you're as glad to see us as
we are to see us, among other people.
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Anyhow, tonight we've got a real treat
for you because our very special guest
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stars are that world -famous knife
-throwing act, Leslie and Warren.
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But first... Kermit! What is it,
Scooter? Only one of them showed up.
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What? How can you have a knife -throwing
act with only one person? Where's the
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other one?
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I don't know. Maybe he had an accident
on the last gig.
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Well... As I was saying, we have a
really terrific show tonight with our
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special guest star, Leslie Ann Warren.
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Wait a minute, aren't you?
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I am a guest star.
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Oh, my goodness, Leslie Ann Warren!
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Well,
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wait a minute, you're not Leslie Ann
Warren.
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You're Leslie Ann Warren, the actress,
the dancer, the singer.
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Thank you.
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Well, so how come you're doing a dumb
knife -throwing act?
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You know, Kermit, I thought you were the
one person on this show who wasn't
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crazy. Me not crazy?
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I hired the others.
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But listen, just come backstage, and
we'll sort this whole thing out. In the
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meanwhile, I'll leave you in the company
of the great Gonzo!
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
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This evening, I will perform a feat of
lunatic daring.
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Before your very eyes, I will ride this
motorcycle up this ramp and jump
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directly into that box, landing safely
between those two elderly gentlemen.
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What? Oh, I can assure you, you'll be in
no danger.
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You're right. We'll be in Chicago.
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For their own safety, while they were
dozing, I took the precaution of
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them to their chairs.
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What?
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First,
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I accidentally introduced Leslie Ann
Warren as a knife -throwing act, and
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Konzo does that.
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We are off to a crummy start.
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Oh, it's going to be a great act,
Kermit, but something's wrong with my
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Don't. If I advance any more.
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I'm sorry about that confusion before,
folks, but it is time now to bring out
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our very special guest star. Well, here
we are, ready to go on.
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What are you two doing out here? We're
the very special guest stars.
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Right, Leslie and Warren, the dancing
cucumbers.
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See, he's Leslie, and I'm Warren.
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Yeah, yeah, but our special guest star
is a big TV star that sings and dances
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and acts and does comedy.
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Yeah, but can she make salad?
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Ladies and gentlemen, Leslie Ann Warren.
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An interpretation of Beauty and the
Beast by Ms. Leslie Ann Warren.
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How do they do that?
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Do what?
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Kermit, Kermit, Kermit. Hey, I got a
message for you from Gonzo. Uh -oh,
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the bad news?
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Oh, no, it's good news.
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Yeah, Gonzo has half of his motorcycle
jump perfected. Which hand?
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The takeoff.
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What about the landing?
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What?
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Standing still needs work.
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Now, pigs in space!
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When last we left the spaceship Swine
Trek, it was about to pass through a
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shower of mysterious dumbo rays.
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Dr. Strangepork, are dumbo rays
dangerous?
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Well, not really, Link. They only affect
creatures of very low intelligence.
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Miss Piggy, maybe you better lock
yourself in a closet till we pass
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them.
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Très amusant, mon capitaine.
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We should be starting through them now.
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Oh, no.
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Yes, there they are.
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That's it, we're through them.
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That wasn't so bad.
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Well, I told you, you really have to be
stupid to be affected by dumbo rays.
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Link?
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Oh, no.
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Sorry.
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Does that mean... Yes.
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But the effect is only temporary, so
don't...
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The victim becomes a tap dancer.
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to have an explanation for this week's
eggs in spray.
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Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, the
beautiful and talented Leslie Ann Warren
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accompanied by our very own Ralph.
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Where's Ralph?
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You're not Ralph.
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No.
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But where is Rob?
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by hitting Dad the creature?
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But that's cruel.
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Oh, it is cruel.
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You do not hear them complaining, do
you? Shut up.
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Hey, listen, I'm sorry I'm late, but
somebody locked me in my dressing room.
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Oh.
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I'm not sure.
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A little
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bit
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more light than that actually would be
good
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It's a gorgeous little song here. Yeah,
it's one of my favorites.
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Yeah, me too.
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Wow.
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Don't go changing To try to please me
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You never let me down
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Don't imagine you're too familiar and
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I don't see you anymore.
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I would not leave you in times of
trouble.
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We never could have come apart.
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I took a good time.
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I'll take the bad time.
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I'll take you just...
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couldn't love you any better I
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love you just the way you are
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I
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couldn't love you
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And it better
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Me too.
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Are we in the right theater?
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And now for the second time this
evening, the great Gonzo will attempt a
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motorcycle jump off of this stage into
that box up there, landing safely
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those two elderly gentlemen.
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We're not afraid. We know Gonzo. If at
first you don't succeed, fail, fail
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again. And so here he is now, ladies and
gentlemen. I'm ready, Kermit.
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Yeah, I'm introducing you. Introduce
fast. I'm really ready.
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Okay, ready or not.
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good -looking?
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Who is that?
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Well, that was my snappy opening line.
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Sort of an icebreaker.
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Well, I, um, I'd hate to break perfectly
good ice.
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Uh, what?
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Wait a minute.
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Aren't you Link Hogthrob?
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I'm one of the stars of the show here.
Perhaps you've admired me from afar?
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I'd really rather admire you from...
from here.
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What?
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Maybe while we dance?
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Oh, well, uh... Actually, I'm not much
of a dancer, and tonight's my night to
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bowling. This is the last dance.
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It is?
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Last dance.
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Romeo, tonight, I
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need you by me too.
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It's my last chance.
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Hi, Jim Cantaloupe. Well, I think it's
just about time we called it a show, so
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it's a show.
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Anyhow, before we go, let's have a warm
thank you for our very special guest,
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our ladies and gentlemen, Leslie Ann
Warren.
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Um,
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you were introducing me, right? Not the
dancing cucumbers?
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Oh, I'm sorry about that, Leslie. I
mean, who knew there was an act called
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Leslie Ann Warren?
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Are you kidding?
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Us, Les, Lee, and Warren.
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Yup, that's us.
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Oh, I get it.
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Let me see. You're Les, you're Lee, and
you're Warren.
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See?
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Yeah, by the way, who's the lady?
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I'm sorry about that, Leslie. We'll make
it up to you somehow.
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Tomorrow at 7 on The Muppet Show, Harry
Belafonte performs the famous Banana
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Boat song.
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Coming up next on Happy Days, join the
gang for a look back at some of their
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favorite moments from the past.
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The show is beginning to roll.
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So is the motorbike.
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