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Leo Sayre, 15 seconds to curtain, Mr.
Sayre.
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Thank you, Scooter. You know, I don't
really believe that this is the Muppet
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Show. It's so quiet in here, you can
almost hear a pin drop.
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Strike!
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Now I believe it's the Muppet Show.
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It's the Muppet Show, with our very
special guest star, Leo Sayre!
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It's time to put on makeup.
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It's time to dress up right.
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It's time to get things started.
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Why don't you get things started?
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Come back here, Statler. If I have to
stay and watch this, so do you.
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It's time to get things started on the
most sensational, inspirational,
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salivational, motivational, this is what
we...
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excited about tonight's guest star
because it's not very often that we have
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really good rock on the show.
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Yeah, we rocks are pretty upset by it.
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I suppose that's true. I guess we've
been taking you for granted.
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My lucky rock with no sense of humor.
Get out of here.
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Okay, as I was trying to say, here is
one of the truly great stars of rock
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music, the delightful Mr. Leo Sayre, who
makes us feel like dancing.
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I'm in a spin.
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paper number coming up next?
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Oh, yeah, that's a song that Annie Sue
is doing. You know, she's a girl singer.
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Uh -huh.
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I see, I see. Yeah, but she's not at all
like you, Miss Piggy.
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Well, of course not, Kermie. You said
she was a girl singer.
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I am a woman singer.
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Yeah, yeah, well, that is true.
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So, uh, what is, uh, what is she, a
chicken?
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Uh, what, a goat?
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prawn, is she?
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No, no, she's a, well, she's a, she's a
pig.
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She's a pig.
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Another girl pig singer?
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Yeah, but you're a woman. Forget that,
who cares?
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Yeah, but like I say, she's nothing like
you. I mean, she's very young.
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What?
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She's just a kid. She's very
inexperienced. She's just learning the
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Miss Piggy.
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Oh, good. Oh, Miss Piggy. Miss Piggy?
What?
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Would you like to say hello to Annie
Sue?
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Oh, hello, Annabelle.
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Miss Piggy.
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How do you do, ma 'am? Yes, if you'll
both excuse me.
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Yeah, she had some things to do.
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the Muppets' Delightful Little Lady of
Song.
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That is, one of the Muppets' Delightful
Little Ladies of Song, Miss Annie Sue.
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Shall we shoot her now before she ruins
everything?
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Hey,
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that was terrific, Annie Sue.
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Oh, thank you, sir. I was so nervous.
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Oh, you were wonderful.
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The audience loved you. You were a
smash.
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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Speaking of smash... Miss Piggy, you
know that dramatic recitation you've
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wanted to do?
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Of course.
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Well, I want you to do it now.
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Really? I had the stage all set up out
there for you.
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Oh, Kermit.
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Which side did she kiss you on? This one
over here.
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It sounded good, but it wasn't quite the
arrangement I sent in, you know. Oh,
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yeah. Well, your arrangements came
yesterday.
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Animal had them for lunch.
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He ate my arrangements? Well, he
certainly couldn't read them.
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When Animal gets anything, he either
hits it or eats it.
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No third alternative.
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Interesting. Anyway, it sounded good.
You know, I'd really like to meet
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Hey, you want to meet Animal? That's no
problem.
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Hey, one thing, though. What's that? You
see that line down there on the floor?
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This line here? Yeah, stand behind that
line. Stand behind it? Yeah, that's
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perfect. Hey, Animal!
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Come on in here, Animal!
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Why do I have to stand behind the line?
Because that's how far his chain
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reaches.
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Uh, excuse me, Miss Piggy, Annie Sue is
outside.
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Good, she can stay there.
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Aw, uh, listen, listen, Miss Piggy, she
just has something to say to you. Why
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don't you be nice to her for my sake,
okay?
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All right, Kermie, I shall be nice to
her, but just pour vous.
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Aw, thank you.
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Send in the little twerp.
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happen.
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with our resident hick, Mr. Fozzie Bear.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you. Love
you. Love you.
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Nothing.
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Okay.
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With the help of my lovely assistant,
Miss Annie Sue Pig.
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Oh, sure, now.
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Yeah. I will astonish you all with...
Oh, I forgot what I was going to
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do.
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Oh, yes. A memory act.
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Yes, with the help of my lovely
assistant, any... any... I'll help.
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Anything big here? Yes. I shall now
demonstrate my remarkable
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photographic memory.
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Hey, what's a photographic memory?
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In your case, a memory that needs
developing.
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I shall now ask any hoo -ha pig here.
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Uh, to close her eyes, and then I shall
describe what she is wearing.
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No. Uh, I, I, no. She will, I will close
my eyes, and then, uh, she will, I
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will describe what she is, uh, no, wait.
How about we close our eyes and get
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some well -earned sleep?
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No, no, no, no, I got it. Listen,
listen. Uh, miss.
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Miss, uh, uh, thing -any -thing -thing
here. Yes, yes, uh, she will describe
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what somebody here is wearing. Yeah, and
with my eyes shut, I will remember
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where that person is sitting.
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Uh, drumroll.
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Okay, do it. Okay, the mystery person is
wearing a little brown hat. Yep.
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A white bow tie.
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Yep. With red polka dots. Yep.
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Yeah, well, so is that all he's wearing?
Come on. Yeah, cool.
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That's ridiculous.
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I mean, that means apart from a hat and
a tie, he's bare.
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That's right.
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It is?
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It's you.
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It's me? Of course it's me. Oh, yes,
thank you. Yes, yes, yes, thank you.
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Okay, stand by for Leo's last number.
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Oh, Kermit, I am so embarrassed.
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I forgot everything out there.
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Oh, don't worry, Fonzie. They loved her.
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Who? Your assistant, Annie Sue.
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Oh, yes.
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I forgot.
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See? See? It's getting worse.
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They seemed to like it. Oh, you were
wonderful, Annie Sue.
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Oh, thank you, Kermit, sir, but I really
didn't do that much. Oh, well, you just
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saved Fonzie's act. That's all.
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Really?
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I'd say that that bear was in a lot of
trouble.
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Yeah? Oh, no!
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It's the frog's turn!
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and now ladies and gentlemen our very
special guest star Mr. Leo Sayre
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My junk clothes.
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It's only a heartbeat away.
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It's not easy when the road is your
driver.
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Thanks, Carmen. It was just wonderful.
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Really. Leo, Leo, I just want you to
know... Yeah, excuse me, Pig.
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Wonderful singer, and I think Leo... Oh,
and he's so... Hey, you were wonderful,
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honey. You know, you're really going to
be a big showbiz star. I really feel it.
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Tomorrow at 7 on The Muppet Show, Bunsen
tests out the strength of a new glue,
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forcing comedian Gilda Ratner and Beaker
to become inseparable.
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Coming up next on Happy Days, Fonzie
quits his job at the garage to be a door
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-to -door salesman.
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That was an amazing mess of mediocre
mediocrity. You can say that again.
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