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You all are a bunch of Mitches. What? I'm not going to sit here and Mitch and

complain like other people. Beat your ass.

You want my wife.

I want Boris' wife.

You've been getting on Robin from the first date. You remember what happened

last time.

You're not going to get me no more.

It just got real.

show on television, Real Husbands of Hollywood.

I'm your host, Lala Anthony, and I know the ladies in the audience are jealous

of me right now because I am flanked by the most amazingly good -looking and

talented cat.

Kevin Hart. I don't think she was talking about you, Kelly. I was actually

talking about Boris.

Thank you. Boris Kojo, married to the lovely Nicole Ari Parker.

My boo.

You have Dwayne Martin, married to the multi -talented Tisha Campbell -Martin,

and J .B. Smoove, hanging out over there, married to the songstress Shahida

Omar. What's up, Shahida?

All right.

And to my left, you have Nick Cannon, married to the incomparable Mariah

You have Nelly, who is married to... Nelly, who exactly are you married to

again? Each and every single lady out there in television land. I love you.

Okay. He a hoe!

Okay, and finally, we have the one and only Kevin Hart. AKA the ladies' choice.

the first question is an obvious one. Where's Robin?

Oh, I thought he was here.

No, he's not here.

How about I answer that question? Well, who gives a damn?

Well, I thought he was part of the crew. I've seen him on the show.

That's real nice. He was part of my crew.

That's Nelly's boy. Nelly wanted to try to bring him in. Nelly, where's Robin?

Kevin voted him out of the reunion show. I didn't vote nobody out of the reunion

show. He took him out. I didn't take nobody out of the reunion show. Yeah,

did. No, I didn't. Yeah, you did. No, I didn't. I didn't vote anyone out. He

ain't here. Okay. That has nothing to do with me voting somebody out. Kevin

always votes somebody out for something. That's why you voted me out of poker. I

voted you out of the poker game, Nick, because I don't like you. Hey, bring me.

What? I don't like you either.

this out. You know, I plead the sixth. Anything else you got to say? Kevin,

Kevin, you mean you plead the fifth.

First of all, today is not the fifth. Fifth Amendment is the Fifth Amendment.

The sixth is the last grade you attended. Oh, that's a good one.

That's a good one.

Kevin, you gave that white boy a hard time from the very beginning. Yeah, he

did. What are you talking about?

You stole his music. You tried to get his girl. You are what? What are you

talking about? I didn't steal his music. What are you talking about? I know what

you're talking about right now. You don't know what you're talking about.

don't know what you're talking about. You've been giving him...

From the time he came to the door, man. He came to the door. You tell everybody

here something right now. Don't bring it over here.

Don't bring it over here. You try to deny. You try to deny that you hit on

wife. Wait, we got to pay. You hit on his wife. Me and Paula got something

special. Really?

But listen, we got to pace ourselves. We got a whole hour to go. And you know

you're not supposed to hit on nobody's wife. Exactly.

So let's go to the clip. Why don't we talk about how.

How outdated his hair is. Whoa, come on, Kevin. This is my friend.

There's no reason to keep disrespecting him like this. No, but don't worry about

it, Nelly. You know what? That's pretty funny, Kevin. You should do stand -up.

So, Robin, maybe you just should never come back here.

Why are you set -tripping, homie? I mean, we just had a good time. You ain't

seen set -tripping.

There it is.

Set -tripping.

Okay. Yeah.

All right, man. Yeah.

Okay, that was editing.

That's all that was. They did that to make me look bad. They don't need

to make you look bad at all. Whatever, St. Loser Tip. Don't tell me what they

did and didn't do. You've been getting on Robin from the first day he came to

the door, man. Barry there, Kevin.

I'm telling you, Barry there is cold right there. That's straight up racist

right there. I would have never done that to Larry David.

Here we go.

Larry David reference again.

Hey, okay, well, let me tell you something. You all are a bunch of

this is the biggest one wearing an armband. Why you got panties? Why you

panties on your arm, Mitch? That's a heart monitor, Nikki.

I actually like that.

Thank you. You're welcome. But I do have a question. Can anyone tell me what a

Mitch is?

Kevin, tell them who you are. Tell them who you are.

Let's start with the real Mitch, Dwayne. Tell them what a Mitch is.

How you gonna call me? That's Nick's real name. What are you talking about?

not Nick. So you gonna call me? Let's just go ahead and put it out there.

the one that be putting his muscle shirts in alphabetical order. Damn sure

Damn sure do. The guy who go to bed in double -breasted pajamas, you call him

Nick? That was fly. That was fly. That was fly. A Mitch is somebody who hits on

another man's wife.

What? Who would do something like that? I would never do it. Lala, you look

amazing though.

Let me tell you something. Carmella will whoop your ass.

I can be polite. And I will help him. Yeah, because I'm being polite.

So is this what you guys would call being a Mitch? You know what? Because

else here wants to be honest, I'll be honest. A Mitch is a male version of,

a male version of a, you know what? Rather than even talk about it, I'm

play the track. Because the track explains the bottom line.

What do you mean track? A track. Play the track right now.

You can tell I ain't no Mitch.

I'm proven. Look at my chest.

How you think I earned them stripes? You can tell I ain't no bitch.

Ask your mama, she'll let you know. Hey, love, man, listen.

You out with your girl to build, come, you look up.

Your girl say, baby, what's wrong?

What's up? You run to the bathroom as if you got a problem.

Now your girl paid for your tap.

That's a missed move.

That's pretty rude. I would never do it. I'm too cool.

I'm not a Mitch, homie. I'm a real man.

My sock ain't never sticking out of my sandals, homie. Moody.

I'm talking about you, Rudy.

I tell you, go out. You look at me. I'm so moody.

I don't feel like it. I got cramps.

What you talking about, man? You ain't your gramps.

Bitch. I'm about that life.

How you think I earned them stripes?

You could tell I ain't no bitch.

I'm out.

All right. Well, I guess I know what a Mitch is. Now, earlier this week, we

a survey. Who is the biggest Mitch out of all of you guys?

Who is the biggest Mitch? So we're going to stick around and give you the answer

at the end of the night. I am curious about this. Who's the biggest Mitch? We

don't need a survey. Guys, we don't need a survey. Point to the Mitch.

We ain't got to wait until the end of the night to find that out. Coming up on

Real Husbands of Hollywood.

What you going to do about that? You took my Twitter followers?

Kevin Hart is one despicable human being.

So he's like, the dirt under your nails.

You don't know how I got there, but you can't get rid of them.

Ouch! My cuticle's back, not up.

All right, welcome back. We're enjoying pie from our sponsor right now. And I

got to be real, JB, that was a serious Mitch moment right there. Whoa, whoa,

whoa. So now he's spying on people now? It's all right. It's all good.

Everybody.

Hold on a second. See what he's doing?

You're hitting on another man's wife. We're enjoying sweets, and we're having

good time.

As our host, I want her to have some sweets.

You offer her some cake. You don't go like this.

Hey, hey, let me get you some cake, girl.

You don't do that.

Boris. That's not how you do it.

I can see if I gave it to her like this. No. Huh, Lala? You don't take that

whipped cream and go, hey, let me give you some.

Take my piece. No, no, let me take that. Don't give her no more, Boris.

Stop it, Boris.

Oh, I'm sorry. That's not right. No, I wasn't doing anything.

I was trying to. I was trying to. Can I wipe my face, please? I can wipe your

face. Come here.

Wow. Sit down, Kenny.

If you would have did that to your wife, she'd still be around. You don't do

that. Oh, that is long. All right, okay, all right. If you've been following The

Real Husbands of Hollywood, it is very clear that there's something going on

with Kevin and Nick. There is an ongoing beef here.

Now, I want to know how the beef started.

Uh, I ain't got no beef with Nick. Me and Nick are good friends. Right, Nick?

Yeah, look at his face.

You. What'd you say, Nick?

Tell him. You heard me.

Are you serious right now? Absolutely.

Okay, well then, Nick, you know what? Ain't no sense of being bashful. Let's

the cat out the bag, baby. Why are you putting cats in bags? That's animal

cruelty. The cat just got out the bag.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Nick, you want to get real?

Cat about to break out the bag.

I'm out the bag now, Nick. Here's the problem.

Nick is not incredible.

Nick is insecure.

That's right.

Insecure. At the end of the day, Nick want to be me.

You know you want my life. And you know why you want my life? You want my wife.

I don't want your wife. I want Boris' wife.

I'm on to Nicole now.

The truth is, Nick might have a point.

You do have a thing for Mariah.

And we have a clip. And Tisha.

Let's take a look.

Why do you keep calling my name?

I don't know, man.

Oh, man.

What?

Oh, God.

Oh, get me.

The hell did you come back from the bathroom dressed like Lisa Rae for?

Why do you always hide Mariah when I come around?

I don't.

She hides herself from your gremlin -looking ass.

Mariah dumped you?

Wow. That's crazy.

Give me her number just so I can see if she's okay. For sure. It's 1 -800

-KISS -MY -ASS.

How many clips y 'all got? The lowest thing this Mitch ever did was try to

my little nephew, nine years old, Calvin.

That little fat boy wasn't nine.

So let's nip that in the bud. And it just turned nine. It was eight when he

your ass. Roll the tape. All right, all right, roll the clip.

Who made these nasty -ass pies, man? The pie needs to go in the trash.

My brother's son Calvin made that.

Okay, well, maybe I'm tripping. Maybe my tape bud is off.

That pie was nasty, that dog. No, no, no. This pie is nasty.

This pie is nasty.

He's right behind you, Kevin.

Well, maybe I need to turn around and tell Mr. Nasty Pie hello.

Oh, hey, Fat Jesus.

That was funny.

I hate you, Kevin. That's a strong word.

Thank you. Did y 'all hear that?

When he kicked Kevin, Kevin farted. That looked like it hurt. He cracked his

right nut.

Kev, let it go. Let it go. Say something, Nick.

I'm about to put the paws on this little boy, Nick. I'm about to put the paws on

him. That's when I knew the kid knew karate.

I tried to warn you. Get the paws.

Get it.

Get it.

He would have killed you too.

That was not a fight. That was not a fight. There you go.

Let me tell you something.

Let me tell you what they're doing right here. Okay, and I want to talk to

whoever the producers are and whoever the people in the little editing station

is because you're alterating the clips.

You hear me? They're alterating everything.

That boy was sick sick.

Altering. No, they're alterating it. Please.

That little boy was sick sick on the day.

This is ridiculous. I'm done. I gotta go. You are done. Where you going? Where

you going, Nick?

What the hell is that?

Y 'all hear that?

That's Pablo.

Who's Pablo?

Helicopter pilot.

Nick, Nick, I swear by you, you park that helicopter on my front lawn again,

you gonna be paying some serious bills around here. I know he ain't on your

front lawn.

He's on your roof.

Bye, Nick.

See you.

That's how you exit.

That's how you exit. Nice being Nick Cannon, bitch.

Nick,

where you going?

Uh, school shopping. Thinking about buying Howard University.

Oh, yeah, Kev.

My nephew Calvin made them pies.

I'm telling you, fat ass, he did a better job on this bitch.

He did do a better job. All right, everybody, we're just getting warmed up.

as we go to break, you're going to see your selections for the best slap of

season one.

You guys got to stay with us. We got a lot more coming up.

Did Kevin just slap me? He just slapped three songs out of your ass.

I can do a little scalp massage, you know? I like that. Yeah, it feels really

good. Oh, hey.

Hi,

baby.

I took the garbage out. What are you talking about? I took the... I forgot

bathroom again.

Yeah, I'll take it.

I know it smells.

I know. I'm going to rinse it out. I promise.

Okay?

Maybe we can take a little bath after together. You and I, we're a little

ending.

No, I didn't say happy. I meant I'm happy the workday is ending.

All right. I can't do it right now, baby. I can't do it right now. Okay.

I love you so much.

I love you so much.

Wow,

what a sad... Mitch moment that is for you. I'm communicating with my wife. We

have a beautiful relationship. You got to check in sometimes. That's not being

man. You do have to check in sometimes, but I want to move on to the most

multifaceted person of the group. You go.

Go, Dwayne. Go, shit.

You're an athlete, a manager, a real estate developer, a restaurant owner,

you have a custom clothing company called Alba. Is there anything you can't

Alba.

Oh, wow.

You forgot. No, no, no. You forgot actor.

You forgot actor. Of course. Actor. I didn't forget it. No, no.

Forget it. Forget actor.

Dwayne, the only thing you aren't, according to the people that know you,

honest. Hence the name.

Shake. Everybody.

Oh, wow. Everybody, let's all go. And that was kind of disappointing to hear

that about you. No, no, no, you know what? Don't even listen to all of that,

Lala, okay?

I'm just a shrewd businessman, that's all.

All right, well, let's take a look at some of your shakier moments. Please do.

There's nobody here under 1 ,000 years old. These people old as hell. That's

because I hired nothing but retired seamstresses and tailors. You guys got

get with it, man.

What if you could do this?

Huh? Or this?

Huh? Or this? This is bad quality.

The guy that used to own it got murdered and his widow wants to sell it.

Murdered? Yeah.

Shake, I'm in here touching stuff.

What's the name of the club? Cold Cake? That was pretty sad, Shake.

All right, so what do you have to say for yourself, Shake? Listen, you know,

there's nothing dishonest about that. You know, I just happen to be a true

businessman. I'm a mover and a shaker. What's Tisha got to say about that?

Mm -hmm.

Why you got to bring Tisha in this?

What's so funny about that? Listen, all right, you know...

In the vows, it says, do you remember your vows? No, I don't remember my vows.

Right, exactly.

Do you remember yours?

I'm going to tell you what it says. Tell me, tell me. It says in sickness and in

health, and it says in poorness and in wealth.

You get married in Vegas?

Obviously. Is that why Tisha made you sign a prenup? You signed a prenup? What

prenup? She made you sign a prenup. I have the clip.

Tired of your stupid games, Bear.

Let's just see how Tisha likes these pictures, especially since you're the

who signed the prenup.

Oh, wow.

Wow. I didn't say any of that, okay?

I'm not doing this no more, man. You know what? I don't need this check. So

you're saying I need the check? Hold on a second. There's a check.

No, no, no. Hold on a second.

Will you tell them I didn't sign the prenup?

Let me just talk to my wife for a minute. DeWayne, you need to come out

finish this.

Don't leave, DeWayne.

Don't leave. Is there a check for real? There's no check.

Oliver, what are you doing?

You said you want some coffee. That's how I want it now?

What am I doing right now? Are we filming TV?

Hey, Oliver, I'll take one of those, big boy.

Robin Thicke is in the building.

I'm not going to do it.

It's so nice to see you.

What up, kid?

Sorry,

I'm late, fellas. I had to do the Michael Jordan wedding.

The Jordan wedding? I thought that was like a month ago, though. Yeah, he

me to do the honeymoon, too.

Robin,

there's a whole lot that I want to talk to you about.

But first, I need to talk to Oliver because I did not like what I just saw.

Oliver, do you like when Kevin talks to you like that? Of course he doesn't like

how Kevin talks. Hey, I'm sorry, Robin. Didn't she say she'll get back to you in

a sec?

It's not a second.

So, Oliver, you're okay with this type of abuse?

Of course he's not. I mean, but you can't, you can't, you know, bite the

that hands you a paycheck. I mean, Kevin's his boss. He needs the job.

Robin, first of all, I don't hand Oliver a paycheck.

Okay? Ain't no checks getting cut around here from Kevin Hart. He get paid in

hard, cold cash, baby.

Under the table money so the IRS don't find out.

Okay,

so does Kevin abuse Oliver?

I'm going to let you, the home audience, decide for yourselves.

Let's take a look at this clip. You're a liar.

You just got fired again.

Get your ass out of here. You're fired.

Are you selling drugs?

Are you moving weight in my house?

Are you pigeon flipping?

You know what? Well, we'll tell the truth and we'll talk to the people.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Oliver is fine. Man up, Oliver. Damn it. Oliver! I'm cool. I'm not going to sit

here and Mitch and complain like other people. This is the job. You got to

from the bottom. Oliver, come on, man.

All right, forget it. No, no, no, no. Hold up.

Let's take a look at the Mitch cam.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to clean the J's with the boss of latte.

Oh, yeah.

Nothing cleans dead leather.

Like some of Kevin Hart's latte.

This is for you, Kev, and your mish -ass friends.

I'm gonna kick your ass. Are you serious? Get out of here. Okay.

All right, all right.

I'm gonna listen, guys.

Don't go anywhere.

If you think this is crazy now, you gotta stay tuned. You ain't seen nothing

yet. But first, we caught on Twitter, and we found out that these are your top

favorite lines from season one.

I was racist until today.

That little monkey saved my life.

Go Obama.

Boris don't have a prenup either.

Who's going to leave me?

Listen,

when you're cutting my hair, you got to remember, all right? The front comes

forward, the side comes down here, and the back flies down perfectly, all

I'm going to tell you that once. I'm not going to tell you again. I have a

hairline. Now, I'm not Boris. You got to respect that.

Wow. Jesus.

Ball -headed guys are out.

And went out with Michael Jordan.

So what I want to do now is turn my attention over to Mr.

J .B. Smith. Oh, yes.

So, J .B., rumor has it that when Kevin first started stand -up, he tried to be

like you. That's a lie.

First of all, let me say this.

I'll be appearing at all the Laugh Factory comedy clubs across America.

Okay. Check the local listings out there.

And I'm also good friends with Larry David.

Okay. What does that have to do with anything, man?

I'm tired of you always bringing up Larry David.

Why do you have to say that?

Put him on. We've never seen you with Larry David. You don't have HBO?

Robin, I'm sorry. I'm talking to JB.

I'm talking to JB.

JB, what do you mean when you say Kevin wanted to be you?

Yeah, tell me.

Kevin Hart stole my joke. Let this go. I didn't steal your joke.

Kevin, you stole my pickle joke.

I did not steal your pickle joke.

What is a pickle joke?

Pickle joke.

Throw my jokes.

Bill. JB, ain't nobody stealing your spitting ass jokes. Throw my pickle

I've been doing that pickle joke for years. That was my pickle joke first.

Shut up, JB.

Okay, the joke go like this. All right, I put it on my pants. Girl, like, ew,

look at your pickle. I go, what's the deal?

That's the pickle joke?

What's the deal? Told you it wasn't that funny. But he used Bill, I used kosher.

What black president say kosher? And he also stole, all right, all right, all

right. You're a liar. No.

I'll prove it. You're a liar. I'll prove it. I'll prove it. I'll prove it. All

right. I've never said it like that.

It's like a gorilla. It's like a gorilla.

It's a gorilla. All right. All right. All right. All right.

You added the uh to it. Mine was all right. All right.

apology is sincere.

B, if you think it was whack, or C, if you don't care and you just want to see

Boris take his shirt off.

We're going to announce the winner after.

Oh, because the results are already in. In a landslide, you voted for C.

Boris takes his shirt off. I don't take my shirt off. This ain't a pool party.

What are you talking about? I don't know what it was.

Boris, why does it seem like you're such a reluctant sex symbol of this show?

I resent that. I just want people to see beyond the...

handsome face and the taut physique.

Okay, let me tell you what I was taught. I was taught to believe in myself. And

right now, I know that I am by far the most attractive man sitting up here. My

body's better than all y 'all. And yours, Lala. My body's better than

Really? Yes. Stand up, Lala. Stand up right now. Stand up.

You better stand up.

Come on, Kevin.

Come on, Kevin.

That's not even a contest. That's not even a contest.

You take a taste away.

You guys are judging the wrong stuff.

Whatever, Kev.

Whatever. Now,

I know that we all want to see the many sides of Boris Kojo. I don't want to see

him. I do.

My body was made for this.

Guys, got the package.

Both of them.

Well... Can we go to commercial break?

Well... All right, for this segment, we're going to have a real husband -wife

swap, where our panel gets to live on the wild side and pick a new wife.

All right, guys, let's go to the clip.

I don't know why you guys are so uncomfortable talking about something as

natural as sexuality. I'm not uncomfortable.

I talk about it all the time. When?

When you're not around.

Okay, and with whom are you talking about sexuality?

With Dwayne. What?

No, no. You're talking about our sex life with Boris? Why are you even

to Boris?

Everybody knows about the underground jail road.

What?

Now they do.

So, Boris, if you could pick any of the real husband's wives, who would you

pick? This is just a hypothetical question. I would go with Shahida.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are you picking my damn wife? She's beautiful

she's all natural, okay?

How do you know my wife is natural? Okay.

So, Nelly, who's your choice?

Bridget. She's a... Bridget?

That's not a damn card.

That's a boy right there. You want to say Bridget with a heart on it? That's a

boy. Bridget right there.

My boy, you want Bridget?

You had Bridget?

Did you have Bridget? It wasn't like that. We hit a movie.

Oh, you hit my ex -wife at a movie theater?

You hit her? No, no, no. That's why she always wear them band -aids.

She used to wear the band -aid. I was like, are you cut?

I thought she was cut.

I thought she was cut.

Not like that.

Kev, who's on your card?

I wanted to go with a simple choice.

So I chose Nicole, Shahida, Mariah, and Tisha. Damn.

I took all four because I felt if I could have the best of all worlds, why

combine them? So you don't want Paula anymore?

No. No, I don't want Paula anymore. I had Paula already.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, Kevin.

Watch yourself, buddy. What am I watching myself? Paula did my video

remember what happened last time.

Robin, don't think I'm scared of that little Terry Crews. You want to do some

these clips again? I don't need one of those clips. The only clip we need to

is the one where Paula was in my video. She wasn't in your video.

Was she in the video or not? Let's take a look. Take a look at it.

Hey, Paula.

That's not her. Who's the killing tendon is that?

That's not Paula.

Who's that?

That's not her hip. That's not her butt's bigger than that.

Listen,

first all you did was steal my video and put it into your video. Which makes it

my video.

I'm trying to sit here and blur the lines right now. Oh, you're going to

that one too, right? What do you mean steal?

Okay, I'm not going to go back and forth with you, Robin. Whatever, man. Okay,

so here's the deal, Robin. You did the wedding. You dropped a single. But I

you're doing something that's completely unexpected now. Yeah, yeah.

Actually, you know, but before I tell you guys about it, I think we should

watch the video. I think, hey, Kevin, this is going to knock your little baby

socks off.

I got four girl socks.

You know, the way my banking account is set up is that I have a trust fund and I

have a savings account.

All white, all white, all white.

right you know what robin you know what that's fine man because you always

wanted to be me i don't need to be you all right in fact i don't even want to

in the same room with you anymore okay oh yeah you got that yeah let me tell

something robin and you listen you make sure you listen good dude you doing that

little terry cruise thing you're gonna scare me no more i'm past that you think

you're just gonna steal my stuff and get away with it yeah i stole it and guess

what i got six million twitter followers off

What you gonna do about that? You took my Twitter followers!

You took them!

You took my followers!

Uh -oh.

Like JB?

You stole the pickle, Joe!

You stole all my stuff!

I hate your ass!

I knew it! I'm f***ing you!

Your ass always wants to be me!

Damn you, pretty!

Alright,

welcome back to the Real Husbands of Hollywood reunion show.

Now, as you all just witnessed before the commercial break, we had a bit of a

shake -up here on the set where Kevin,

Ashley transformed into JB.

Kevin, what was up with that?

I got to stop you. Excuse me, Lala. I just feel like, you know, I've been on

this new path to reprogramming my inner sanctum, and I feel like this energy

here is just kind of taking over my positive energy and turning it into

negative. So I just want to say thank you, guys. I really appreciate

and I appreciate the show, but I'm just going to have to give you my thoughts,

my words, and my heart.

Kevin, I forgive you, but I'm going to bow out of the show. Thank you guys so

much. All right.

One more thing, though, Kevin.

It's too late, Kevin. What am I doing wrong?

It's gone.

Why can't I do it?

All righty, then.

Now it seems like a good time to go to our first Skype caller of the night. It

is. We have B Money B on the line calling in to ask you guys any question

he wants. B Money B?

We can see you, Bobby.

What's up, man?

Give me my beeper. Let me just two -way up. Bobby, I heard you got a question

for one of the guys.

Why would I have a question?

Y 'all called me.

Who the hell called Bobby?

We're live with the guys from The Real Husbands of Hollywood.

What? Real Husbands of Hollywood?

Y 'all wouldn't even have a show if it wasn't for the king.

I don't agree with that. I think that's a little... You know, I was the best

part of that show when we first shot it, when it was just me, Kevin, and a few

other guys.

What the hell are you talking about?

Y 'all need to call your producers and get me back on the show. No, get off

call. Bobby, close your laptop.

I'm not going to do this. Because it ain't a show without the king.

Bobby, you're breaking up.

Y 'all want to have longevity in this business?

Bobby, hang up the damn computer.

Just close it.

Don't you know that the king back in 1984 knocked out Kashif? All right,

we got to go, fam.

It was good seeing you.

Thank you.

Hello? Thank you, the king.

Let's move on. Nelly, it's clear from watching the show that you are the

peacemaker of the group.

Yeah, yeah.

You know. Okay.

That's something people really get twisted of me, Lala. You know, they

just this wild, crazy party guy, strip clubber, you know. I have heard about

in a strip club.

Actually, I don't mind that rumor at all. I mean, it is what it is. These

JB, Boris, Nick, Kevin, they the wild ones. I'm not wild. I'm balanced.

You know what I mean? I keep it swag at all swag.

Nelly, the truth is you did have a run -in with you -know -who.

Well, I mean, everybody has a run -in with you -know -who. Well, first of all,

don't you -know -who me when I'm right here. Say my name, Lala, and I ain't had

no run -ins with you. You didn't have a run -in? No, we didn't have a run -in.

Okay, well, we can take a look.

Because I'm in a room with a bunch of has -beens. Has -beens? Has -beens.

I've been messing with jealousy since I've been in this house. Jealous? Of you

what? Of me.

I can go out and start a run -in.

That's not the bad.

Don't kiss me.

Thank you.

Wow, ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome Miss Trina Shaw to the show. Hi, Trina.

Hi. How are you? How are you? I'm wonderful. How are you doing? Now,

understand that you represent each and every man that is on this stage today.

I right? Yes.

Yes, I do. They are not doing the best job of representing me right now. Well,

mean, he's the guy who always starts some trouble. You know who it is. And he

instigates, and he starts fighting. Trina, I do have a question, though.

out of curiosity, which one of you is the guy who always starts some trouble?

Which one of these guys gives you the most trouble?

I'm just wondering.

I do not want to throw anybody under the bus, but let's just say it rhymes with

Kevin. Wow.

Well, Trina, you know, it's funny that you say that because it turns out we saw

this past season that you and Kevin have a very special relationship. So let's

take a look at that.

I have a cold case on my hands.

A case? A cold case. Against an 11 -year -old. Do you ever watch the first 48?

A middle schooler. This is the type of stuff that happens. A tween. Have you

seen him? He could work for Disney.

This is the consequence of getting it. What you're about to get is sued.

Look.

Wait a minute.

Uh -oh.

I'm about to pop the top.

You represent white people?

It's the only way I can afford to represent you, Kevin.

Trina, so is it safe to say you're closer with Kevin than the rest of your

clients? Yeah, I definitely value all of them. You know what? This is what it

is.

It's like having a large family of overachievers, and there's always the

child that's a little bit slower than the other.

And that's Kevin.

I can totally see that. When we come back, it's time to tell all.

So don't go anywhere, because trust me, you don't want to miss this.

But first, we went on our real... Husbands of Hollywood website where you

voted for your favorite guest appearances.

Check it out.

Let me tell you both of y 'all something. The only reason why this show

working is because of me.

Okay, who will carry the show?

Dwayne? Nope.

Boris? Nope.

JB? Hell no. Nick?

Nelly? Come on, man.

I'm surrounded by Mitches. You know, but whatever. I'm a big man about mine.

Go ahead. Go ahead, Sean. I'm sorry.

That's what I'm going to do all day.

Who? Who's that in my arm?

Who's that in my arm?

That's a Mitch moment right there. No, I'm on the set right now. I'm here, all

right? Bye.

Dwayne, what's up? Where you been?

You been arguing with Tisha this whole time?

She told me I needed to check.

And she read the whole prenup to me.

Cover to cover.

Sad. Wow.

How did I do that?

Now that's really a Mitch moment, Dwayne. Okay, shake.

All right, so Kevin, here's the deal. You wrote a book, and it's known in this

business as a tell -

a lot of controversy.

I wouldn't say that. I mean, I think that the book, you know, actually

out a lot of positivity from so many people, especially at the signing.

where the most... Are you serious? Yes, I mean, I'm very serious. They were all

lying, Kevin.

What was lying?

The whole book.

You're ridiculous.

His ass whooped at the book signing. All right, Kevin, tell me what happened at

the book signing. I just told you what happened.

Positive people came out and supported... And whooped your ass. Okay,

need to show it. I want to know what happened at the book signing, all right?

let's take a look.

Get his ass.

Where was the positive energy at?

Let it go to me. If we can cut this.

Is that a nun kicking your ass? Let's cut it off.

This is what it is.

You know what I'm saying?

Haters going to hate. Get out of here.

Don't start with that voice either.

Okay,

so Kep, in your book, you revealed all these secrets about your own friends.

So I'm going to ask them, if they were writing a tell -all book about you, what

would they say about you in their book? Oh, you don't want to ask. He'd cry a

lot. Cry baby.

Cry baby who wet the bed. I don't cry.

I never cry. Kevin, I gotta tell you, we happen to have proof.

I have no idea what my day has been like today.

Okay, I'm at a bank.

I get my rob, the money taken and stuff.

I'm out here in the... Kevin, are you...

Three times.

No one.

It's the first time I've ever done it.

Walk your ass home.

Oh. None of it is true.

None of it is true.

None of it is true.

You are sad.

I'm not great.

All right, all right. Let's go.

I'm sorry.

Really, Kevin?

You know what?

All right. All right. Well, it's time to announce who the biggest Mitch is.

And I'm starting to think it's no doubt who the winner, otherwise known as the

loser, will be. Let me open this envelope and see. Read the card. All

Let's see what this is.

Let's see what this is. Let's see what this is.

It's Kevin Hart.

Kevin, where did Kevin go?

Hey, Lala, so what? I'm the biggest Mitch. Let me tell you something. I'm a

Mitch. And right now, I'm sitting on top of the world.

And things are about to get crazy this season. That's right. Real Husbands of

Hollywood is about to go ham.

Oh, you don't believe me?

Check this out.

Check out this exclusive first look of an all -new season of The Real Husbands

of Hollywood.

What you got to understand is I'm actually famous.

Still more black famous.

How'd you get this through the door?

Witchcraft? No, Mitchcraft.

That's why I don't book from the D -list.

Make me want to come back for it.

What's left is your hairline.

Are you trying to get me drunk? No.

Yeah.

Girl, get off me. Girl, I know.

What the freak is going on here? Oh, Bridget, they got you here.

Hey! Yeah, I got you, baby.

Evan?

My Johnson's huge.

What the hell were you thinking?

That's what I'm going to let you see.

Look at his sneakers, Katie.

Matt Lauer has some of those.

Now you believe me, don't you?

Yeah, so I suggest you go get yourself a 60 inch TV so you can see this stuff up

close and personal because it's going to be wild.

Bobby, what are you doing?

Kevin, I just got a call from the producers.

You're about to work with the king again, baby.

Yeah, Bobby, I know.

Cool.

Oh, what?

We gonna film down there?