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Previously, on The Real Husbands of Hollywood.

Are you serious?

Yes, I'm serious.

Well, it's hard to believe, Esther. Because this is what you do.

Go to the club, meet nice girls with beautiful bodies.

Stop, stop.

Okay? You're talking about a younger version of Kevin.

This is a different version. Girl, I'm a man now.

I'm looking for a brain.

That's what you got. You got a brain, girl.

You know how important that is?

To have a mental connection?

And we have this. Why would you even question it?

You think that this is a coincidence that we're here?

No, I think you did it on purpose. No, Esther, this is somebody's plan.

Yours. Somebody bigger than us. This is spiritual.

I'm serious, Esther.

I'm just going to come out and say it.

I'm trying to spend the rest of my life with you.

The rest of your life? I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it.

Maybe we should finish the conversation.

Yep.

I'm just going to straighten up. Go ahead.

The rest

of my life starts over in the morning.

I heard you, Kevin.

Today I'm meeting the fellas about this spot we're thinking about investing in

called Karma. This is it. Since Shane's doing the deal, it should be called Bad

Karma. This is the dining room. It holds about 75 people. I love this, man.

Yeah, we could put my band over there. Put a DJ booth over there. You know what

I mean?

Open mic night. I could perform here every once in a while. I like how you

it. Free entertainment is always good, baby. I mean, I don't know about free. I

mean, I don't even sing for Paula for free.

All right, that's even better. We'll cover charge at the door. Y 'all, check

this out, y 'all. I like the cubism. You're going to love it.

What you think? What you think?

You like it?

Oh,

man. One of us is definitely getting a divorce. That's what I'm talking about.

What you think, Kev? This is great.

You like it? I love it. Check it out, guys. We got 4 ,000 square feet. And for

50 Gs a piece, we own this joint, man.

50 Gs? Oh, man. We can get some go -go dancers, put some French Revolution art

on the walls. This is crazy, man. 50 Gs?

50 Gs. That's it. I got three Gs for you. Get the hell out of here, Shake.

You're telling me it's 50 Gs for all this?

What's the catch?

There is no catch, Kev.

I know people.

Oh, okay. And I know Dwayne.

We call Dwayne Shake because everything he does feels a little shaky.

Feel that?

He just walked by.

Hey, Kev, I ran the numbers, man. It's a great damn deal. Well, you tell this

dude. I ran the numbers, man. You ran the numbers, JB?

I ran the numbers. Tell me how you count the $50 ,000. On your fingers and toes?

Dumbass. Shut up, Kevin. Shut up, JB. Shut your ass up. You shut your ass up.

Shut your ass up, Kevin. Shut up. Shut up, Kevin.

Telling me to shut up? Think I'm stupid?

There's a catch.

Oliver, let's go. I'm not going to do this. Great deal. What doesn't make

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

The guy that used to own it got murdered and his widow wants to sell it.

Murdered? Yeah.

Shake, I'm in here touching stuff.

What's the name of this club? Cold Case?

Oliver, wipe my prints off.

I can't believe you.

What else, Shake?

Tell me what else.

She killed him.

Wow. But look, if we act fast, right, we can take ownership before she gets a

verdict.

Before she gets a verdict. Yeah, turn a negative into a positive. I like that.

Oh, okay.

What else, Shaq?

What else? Why do you think there's something else? Because I know you. What

you mean?

Okay, there's a $5 million balloon payment.

Oh, okay.

What else, Shaq? We got 36 months to pay it back, Kevin. Oh, that's funny.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why would we pay $5 million for a damn balloon?

What kind of balloon?

Is it not a balloon? Is it a blimp? JB, JB, shut up! And this is who rang the

numbers? Come on, man.

Okay, and to answer your question, we wouldn't pay $5 million.

Come on, JB, we're leaving. This is whack. We out. Hey, talk to him, Nick.

Look, the margins are good. It's minimal exposure.

It's a pretty good deal.

Oh, thank you. The margins are good, huh?

Let me ask you something, Nickelodeon.

How you gonna make your payment?

What, Mimi going to give you a cash advance?

Oh.

No, no, no. It needs to be said.

Let me see what I got in my wallet. Show me.

Maybe it's that America's Got Talent check. There you go. Or the Incredible

Headphones check. Or maybe the Wildin' Out check.

That's right next to the HBO Boxing check. Right behind my Teen Nick

check.

Hold on. Let me look at my colorful socks. Oh, don't go in the sock, Nick.

are colorful.

A blank check from Mariah. You right, Kevin. I might as well just spend that.

Give me that damn banana.

I unpeeled it.

It's a good deal, cab.

People died in here, Shake.

Is a dead body under here?

Let's go, guys.

I don't trust Shake. I don't care what he says.

I don't care what he's talking about. I just don't trust him.

Shake's got a medical disorder anyway, so I don't want to trust him either.

Damn. Who the hell is that?

I know her.

First name Ada, last name Yoli.

Oh, that's funny, JB.

My first name is Valter.

Last name is Smash.

Your boss, you don't want to do that. What are you doing, Oliver?

It's all right. It's all right. It's a new thing, man. Go and get that.

What are you doing? That's Bella Gonzalez.

Exactly. Sugar Shane Mosley's girl. You're damn right.

That's his truck right there. He's going to knock the foot in the lock, Kevin

Bass.

I'm going to get all of you.

I'm Bella.

I'm Kevin.

Bella. Sweet Bella. Yo, Kev. What's up, man?

Oh, what up, boy?

Shane. Give me a second. I'm handling some business with this young lady.

About this lady? Yeah, Shane. Give me a second, man. Do me a favor. Go over

there and spar with my friend.

Say your last couple of fights. He can use the train. Go ahead, little man.

No, man.

That's my girl, man.

Impossible. There's no way that's your girl. What, you a comedian now? Stop it,

dude.

You his girl.

Actually, I am his girl.

You were tired from whooping ass or something, didn't you?

You got some pretty ass eyes, man.

Damn.

It's like looking in the coffin.

Come on.

You got some pretty ass eyes, man.

Damn.

Who are you talking to? I'm not talking to you. No.

You don't know this about me. I got a condition.

I got Tourette's. So, from time to time, I'm talking... You get what I'm saying?

I don't have control over it. It's a disorder, you know? But what was going

me and Bella were talking, which... God, she's fine. What? No, no.

And from my Tourette's perspective, that's not me. But we were talking about

charity that I was trying to get you to fight in, right? What charity?

It's a charity for kids with Tourette's, like me.

Yeah, I'll do it if I can pick my victim. Yeah, of course.

Nick Cannon would be somebody good for you to fight. How about you?

You done lost your mind if you think I'm sorry.

That's not me. That's Tourette's again. If it's me and you, let's do something

different like skip a walk race.

You have a walk race? Have your people call my people, mother.

Okay. That's not Tourette. I know. That was your finger. Right.

Right. Come on, baby. Let's go. Cool. Y 'all get out of here, man.

Bye, Kevin. Shane, just for you to know, she blew a kiss at me.

Not in a, like, hook -up -with -me way, but you just should know what your

girl's doing.

All right, guys. Hey, drive safe.

Right.

What the... Dad, Oliver.

I tried to warn you about a car. You didn't try to warn me about nothing.

He's supposed to be my bodyguard. I'm your assistant. You're my everything.

Yo, was that Shane and Bella?

Yeah. Kevin pushed up on his girl.

Yo, shut up, JB.

Yo. You hit on Bella, you still alive?

That was smart. Talking him into a whole charity fight thing. I had to think of

something. Charity fight with who?

A charity fight with Kevin.

What? Shane's going to donate an ass whooping.

And I got it all right here. Give me the phones, baby. No.

Let me see that.

I'm going to get your ass in the car. I got something for you. I got something

for you. I got something for you.

You got to see this dude, man. Get right here. Watch this. Look.

This thing is getting out of hand.

You mean me fight Shane Mosley?

How would I get in the ring with one of the best boxers of all time?

I'm a comic.

I can't be slurring my words.

But now Twitterverse is going crazy. I mean, everybody wants to see me fight

Shane.

I'm in trouble.

There was only one person who could get me out of this situation.

My attorney, the big P.

Trina Shaw is what I call her.

I cannot get you out of this situation, Kevin. JB's video has gone viral.

It's all over YouTube, Worldstar, Boss Up, The Huffington Post, and my personal

favorite, Porn Cave. You're telling me right now that I can't get out of a

because of some video that JB put on the web?

Stop. And I'm on Porn Cave?

Are you serious?

Yes.

Oh, this is huge.

I'm like Mr. Magnum right now.

Yo, you know how much ass I'm about to get because of this?

Endless.

Endless ass.

Do you hear me?

I'm sorry.

What are you laughing for?

Why are you laughing? I'm sorry. It's just a comparison between you and Mr.

Magnum. You don't know what I have, so don't do that. You've never seen my

equipment, okay? I don't want to. Why are we talking about this? I'm not going

to do it, Trina. You are going to do it. I'm not going to do it. This is why I

can't get you out of it, Kevin, because it's in ink.

Comedian Ink's charity belt. Trina, I made that up. Well, guess what? It's

I've been getting e -mails, phone calls all day long congratulating you on

coming out of the closet about your condition.

You are the Frank Ocean of Tourette.

Huh? All right, first of all, how did it go for me and Mr. Mack and Frank Ocean?

Huh? Look,

listen to me.

Trina, I'm not going to do it.

Okay, your Tourette's is getting worse. Trina, don't. Come here, come here.

You are going to do it. I don't like this.

You are going to do it. Ask me why.

Why? Because Shane is going to donate $100 ,000.

He's giving me $100 ,000?

No, he's not giving you $100 ,000. Why would he do that? That's ridiculous.

He's going to donate $100 ,000 to your charity for every round that you stay in

the ring with him. I don't care.

If you don't do it, then you are going to let the kids down and your career

be over, Kevin. You'll be back to doing open mic at the laugh house. First of

all, them kids.

Okay? I don't know them kids.

Okay? I said it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it, Trina.

I don't care what you say. What you're going to do, you're going to fix it.

You're going to get me out of the fight.

Done. I can't get you out of the fight is what I'm trying to explain to you.

done frustrated me. You done pushed me to the limit.

Okay? This is what I think about this.

This whole fight, this whole little situation. Are you trying to risk paper?

Made me mad is what it did.

Is that what you're trying to do?

I'm going to get scissors.

I'm going to show you.

You're going to need more than that for the charity bout.

Mr. Magnum.

Trina warned me that Kevin might try to punk out at a Mosley fight, but I can't

let that happen. I already sold the pay -per -view rights to Showtime and Comedy

Central and the Soft Porn Channel.

So me and Nick rushed over to the Cuban seed to talk some sense into the little

bastard. So you sold what to who?

It sold itself.

When the fight was announced, everybody wanted to see the ass -whooping of the

century. Hey, hey, hey, but of course you'll be doing the ass -whooping.

Hey, my question, how much does my boss make out of this deal?

Good question.

How much do you make, Oliver? I make $600 a week. Okay, check this out. After

this deal, you'll still be making $600 a week.

You know what I'm saying? Now go get me a stogie, man. Do what you do.

Hey, you can't talk to Oliver like that.

What do you say, Oliver?

Go get the damn stogie.

You don't listen.

Yeah, I make six Benjamins a week.

But I also spit on your Cuban.

Love me some Cubans.

Look, Kev, I get it.

You don't need the money. We understand that. What about your KWTS kids?

What are you talking about KWTS kids? I made that up. After I made it up, then

they made the organization up. It's not even real, drummer boy.

Oh, no, it's real.

So we done signed the contracts.

We done put the billboards up. The ring is up. I done spent Mariah's money up.

You fighting.

Hey, you better get out of my face, Nick.

I'm serious, man.

Hey. Whoa, whoa.

Nick, come on. Nick, Nick. Come on, man. It ain't all about you. It ain't all

about you. Nick, man, that's what's about the kids, Kevin. I don't give a

about them kids, Nick. I know you don't give a damn about the kids. Why don't

you try walking in their shoes sometime?

You wear the damn same size.

Little foot bath. Let him go. Let him go.

Hey. Hey, Kevin. Why are you picking on Nick?

Stop flip -flopping, Romney.

Whatever, man.

Nick.

Nick got some damn nerves, man.

That's fire right there, baby.

You feel that? That's fire.

Check it out.

Sugar Shane is retired and old.

Right now, that man sitting right now in Denny's with his teeth on the table

eating soup.

Right? He's old. He's old as hell.

You're a young warrior. And Bella, that's not his girlfriend.

That's his nurse.

That's his damn nurse.

This is a charity event.

He's going to come in that charity event, right? He's not going to prepare.

He's not going to work out. He's not going to do this.

Because he's fighting you.

Shut up, Oliver.

I'm just making the point you was making. Shut up.

Me and Bum Dummy Brown right here are going to train you. We're going to get

right. You're going to get in that ring and you're going to be fire.

You're going to be a beast.

A beast. A beast of a little beast.

You think I'm going to be a beast?

I know you're going to be a beast. I saw fire right there. Fire.

Straight. A little fire, but a fire.

I feel hot. You're going to get in that ring and you're going to bust the

Douglas the hell out of that Mitch. You're going to bust the Douglas. Who is

that? Buster Douglas. Shut up, Oliver.

Don't repeat me.

You know what?

I used to fight in Philly.

I boxed at Joe Frazier's gym. No, no, no.

I love that boy. Look here.

We're going to get you right.

We're going to get you back on track.

We're going to get in that ring. We're going to knock that Mitch out. We're

going to get that championship belt.

You know what that belt is?

Bella.

Oh, I want her around my waist. You got it right, you do.

You know, sometimes it takes handing from your boys to make you realize your

potential. I mean, JB and Oliver both made me realize that Shane's no better

than me. I mean, we're the same height.

Give or take an inch or two in his favor. We're the same weight.

Both divorced.

And he's like 45 years older than me.

Yes, I think I can beat Shane's old ass.

Oh, y 'all done woke up the champ.

The champ is here. The champ is here. The champ is here.

It's a charity event. I thought it was all nice, right?

J .B.? Damn, boss. You got a glass stomach.

I don't know if I'll tell you to put that. This is good.

Don't do that. Oh, you dirty. This is a damn charity event.

Anybody got time for that.

You're going to knock his ass out, Kevin. Sit straight in.

Bite your ear off. What you going to do to him? Bite your ear off. Bite him.

Bite him. Hit him.

Hit him. Out of stomach, Kevin.

Let's get it in, champ. One, two, three.

After three days of training with Oliver and JB, I started to feel like this

whole thing was a mistake. So, what my team did, we decided to go with a

profession. I'll give you a clue.

A -L -I.

But here's the thing.

Basically, as you can tell, I don't need that much help with boxing. Naturally,

I'm an athlete.

Oh, okay. Look at my physique. You can see that. I need help. No, I don't see

that. I don't see that. You look hard. You'll see it. Listen, I need help with

the secrets, like the stuff your dad taught you, how to float like a

sting like a bee, fight Shane Mosley.

Oh, okay. So you need me to teach you how to run like a cheetah.

You know, when he comes at you this way, you go that way.

I'm sorry, Oliver. What are you laughing at?

What are you laughing at? I'm looking for motivation.

That's not motivation to me. Look, if getting your ass whooped doesn't

you, sweetie, I don't know what will. So show me what you're working with.

Come on.

You want to see the magic. I want to see it.

You might learn something.

Okay, show me.

Oliver, stay here.

All right, Oliver, just throw a punch. I'm going to show the shoulder roll.

off the shoulder.

Shoulder roll.

Shoulder roll. That's one thing.

My defense is crazy.

They used to call me the blur when I was 13.

Where am I?

I'm at the entrance, baby.

Mr. Anderson.

What are you doing? What are you doing? You know what? Come here. Come here.

Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. I just need you to show me your jab, okay?

Okay. Just a simple jab right here in my hand.

I'm going with the left, okay? Give it to him.

Kevin, get up.

My one -year -old daughter hits harder than Kevin.

Kevin, get up. Let's go.

Get your ass out of here, Oliver. Let me tell you something.

She is Ali's daughter. I get that. But I ain't afraid of no girl. I don't care

who your daddy is.

Hey, let me start.

You don't want no care? Make sure you're good? Not for you. I'm good.

Everybody got to learn somehow.

Give him a mouthpiece. Give it to him.

Give it to him.

Go, Tom.

Let's go.

I wish you would hit me in my feedback.

Now, come here, little man.

Little man?

Oh, what? You didn't know you were little?

I'm roughed into this volcano, girl. All right. Let's go.

I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it. Kev knocked out Ali.

Okay, it was Layla, but that's still an Ali. We coming for all Ali.

Tatiana, you next.

Kevin Hart shook up the world.

Rumble, young man, rumble.

Sugar Shane is done, son.

Kevin is the one that's done.

I heard that my girl Layla Ali was training him.

So I gave her a call. I said, hey, Layla, listen, make sure Kevin feels

about himself because we don't want to disappoint the kids.

Or Showtime.

Or my bookie.

Yeah, Dwayne called me, but I didn't do that to make Kevin feel good.

I did that to make me feel good. You know how funny it's going to be to see

Shane whoop his ass?

Fight party in my house.

Next week.

Hi, I'm Max Kellerman. Tonight, comedy superstar Kevin Hart takes on boxing

superstar Sugar Shane Mosley to raise money for kids with Tourette's Syndrome.

Max, we love you, mother!

Sit your old ass down if I may say.

Word on the street was that Kevin Hart wasn't even going to show up tonight.

But all Hollywood's turned out to see how this will turn out. Get ready to

a big check and lose your girl, champ.