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Here,
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look at this dork. He's one of my
clients for my dating service.
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Unemployed, lives with his mom in his
van, and speaks fluent Klingon?
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Wait, Lisa, I think I found you a live
one.
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Really? Let me see.
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Ew, and a unibrow.
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Thanks.
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Who wants to come to a hot party in the
Hollywood Hills tonight?
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Will there be women at this one, man?
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Hey, I didn't know that was going to be
the Brokeback Mountain Rap Party.
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You guys in or you out?
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Well, that depends.
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Are we going to ask Brianna and Ernest
to come? No way. They've only been
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up for a few weeks. It'd be way too
awkward.
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Yeah, exes can't be friends.
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But they can run for governor and then
act like they don't know you.
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Must be so painful for them every time
they see each other.
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Painful for them? How about us? I mean,
all they do is talk about the weather.
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High out today, huh?
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Must be about 80.
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82, the radio said.
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15 % chance of rain.
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Can't take this weather crap anymore.
Yo, Arnaz, why don't y 'all talk about
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something more interesting?
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Like the Middle East.
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Right, fine, fine. Yeah, we can do that.
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Did you hear that it gets as high as 125
degrees over there?
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Huh.
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Well, do you know if it's dry heat or is
there humidity?
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Good question.
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Okay.
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I hate to bother you because I know
you're all torn up and stuff.
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I'm fine.
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Such a brave soldier.
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Anyway, look, I made you something to
help you through this trying time.
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All right? I call it my you were too
good for Arnaz anyway mix.
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I'm every woman because you represent.
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I will survive because I know you will.
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And sexual healing, which I personally
think is the way to go.
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Where's everyone going?
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Nowhere. Oh, I don't need no man.
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No, I don't need... Wait a minute. Where
is everybody going?
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Nowhere.
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Wait a second. You guys were going out
without me?
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No. We were ditching our nights, too.
See ya.
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Wait, why?
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Just because we broke up, you don't
think we can't hang out with each other?
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Pretty much.
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But...
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problem with it. Do you have a problem
with it, Arnaz?
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Hey, if you don't have a problem with
it, I sure don't.
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Just hope it doesn't rain.
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Hey, will you stop checking out Arnaz?
Chris Brown is the one with the Rolex.
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Actually, I was checking out D -Mag.
He's kind of hot.
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Back off, sister.
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I've been working that for two years.
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Yo, this house must be higher up than I
thought because right now I'm looking at
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an angel.
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I know who I am, but I'm interested in
who you are.
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I'm Brianna.
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Brianna, Brianna.
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It's kind of hot.
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Uh -oh. Oh, but you're also only 16.
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Age ain't nothing but a number. Tell me.
So, if you're not afraid of calling the
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16 -year -old and afraid of a little
jail time, here's my card.
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Oh, my God.
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You just hung down Chris Brown.
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He's 16.
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So, by the time you decide to have sex
with him, he'll be 18.
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Another prosciutto wrapped shrimp for
the lovely lady.
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Compliments to the chef.
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I thought I was pulled free.
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You made these?
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They're wonderful.
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Keep them coming.
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Oh, I plan to.
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I'll take... nothing.
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I thought I could handle this.
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It's weird being at the same party as my
ex -girlfriend.
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Especially when she's acting like we
never went out. There's a lot of people
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here. You could go the whole night and
not worry about seeing her.
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Oh, God, here she comes.
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It's a beautiful view, great visibility.
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It's probably not cloudy.
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The bomber's been falling all day.
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Okay, stop talking about the weather.
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Why don't you both just admit that
you're uncomfortable around each other
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can all get on with our partly cloudy
lives?
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I have no idea what you're talking
about.
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Not only am I good with our breakup, I
have so moved on.
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Oh, so you moved on?
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Just like that?
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Well, of course.
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That's what people do when they have...
have a huge fight and break up, they
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move on. Haven't you moved on?
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Oh, yeah, absolutely.
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Yeah, I'm more than moved on.
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Uh -huh, I've moved on so much, I'm
actually back where I started.
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Yeah, in fact, I've moved on so much,
I'm thinking about what to say to that
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cute girl over there.
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Okay, good for you.
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And since I've moved on so much too, I'm
going to help you out with that by
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introducing you.
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Don't do it, man. The minute she says
hi, Brianna's gonna shank her with a
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cocktail soda.
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Don't be silly.
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Now come on and let me do all the
talking. You're not so good at it.
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I'm so well at it.
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Excuse me.
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Hi, my friend is kind of shy, but he
would really like to meet you. Oh, guy,
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that kid doesn't have to be shy.
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Really?
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I like those jeans.
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They look well on you.
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Oh, thank you.
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What country are you from?
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Oh, word? More food?
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Oh, this is great. Yo, I could eat this
every day.
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No, no, no, no.
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This is a beautiful lady.
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I didn't get your name.
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Sarah. Rinaldo.
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And I'm Lisa, and I'm starving.
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Don't worry, I'll make you a fresh
batch.
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It's okay.
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I am just as interested in the chef as I
am in the food.
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You know, you're really good at what you
do.
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I'm good at everything I do.
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Do you do barbecue?
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Excuse me?
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Oh, don't pay attention to them. They're
just my roommates.
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Oh, roommates who would like to invite
you to their barbecue tomorrow.
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Yeah, you know, so you two can get to
know each other in a more relaxed,
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environment on our patio, which happens
to have a grill.
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So can you come?
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Will you be there?
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Yes. Then I'll come.
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Can I bring anything?
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Everything here tonight was good.
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Good. Until tomorrow.
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I look forward to it.
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Hey, in case you guys didn't notice, I
have just hooked up Arnaz, which proves
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have mood.
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Now, if you and I were laying in bed
together naked, I'd believe you.
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I'm not going to warn you again.
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You sure your mama's white?
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Sarah likes ribs, right? So make these
for her. Don't worry about Sarah. She
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won't date you, I will.
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That wasn't really the plan.
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Of course Sarah will date him. Wait till
she tastes the cornbread.
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I didn't make any cornbread.
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No cornbread?
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What, are you afraid of love?
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No, I love love.
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Sarah loves cornbread.
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I'll make cornbread.
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Okay, the lemonade is done. I guess I'll
move on to Megan's and Bunch.
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Well, when I finish shucking this corn,
I'll move on to shucking whatever else
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needs to be shucked.
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Hey, how do I look? Because I just
checked Renato's credit rating and it's
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through the roof.
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Oh, great.
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Oh, but you better hurry up because
you've got competition.
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As soon as Cash tasted the ribs, he
wouldn't put on his best shirt.
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That is a nice shirt.
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Rise and shine, girls.
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We've got work to do.
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All done.
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Now this corn is free from its
oppressive husk.
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It's good to be free, doesn't it, corn?
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Okay, now you're talking to the corn.
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Well, it's not like we're talking.
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You know what?
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You're right.
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This is silly.
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We've been friends for too long to be
treating each other like this.
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We should stop playing games and just
talk to each other like normal people.
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No more dumb weather talk. No more
talking to produce.
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Let's just be really honest with each
other.
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Okay, I'd like that.
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Could that be nice?
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Ever since we broke up... Oh, wait, just
a second.
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Oh, no, I got it. Oh, no, it's okay. I'm
closer.
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No, really, I...
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What are you doing here?
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Arnaz invited me.
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I'm sorry.
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Did you say Arnaz invited you?
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Yeah, I invited her last night.
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Hi. Hi.
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Can I put these sodas in the fridge?
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Oh, I got them.
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No, I'll get them.
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No, I said I'll take them. Get them.
Give them to me.
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Look, I invited her last night before,
you know, we decided to be real with
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other. I'm sorry.
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Why are you sorry? I don't have a
problem with it.
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You don't?
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I thought we were being honest with each
other.
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You mean to tell me that you don't care
that I invited her here?
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Of course not. Why should I?
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I just hope it doesn't rain today.
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Oh, great. Now we're talking about the
weather again.
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For your information, there's only a 20
% chance of rain.
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She's a 90 % chance of sunshine.
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one's here because I'm not much of a
weather buff.
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Oh, no. Everybody else is out back.
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Come here. I'll show you.
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Hey, everybody. Look who's here. It's
Alicia.
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I guess she and Arnaz hit it off because
he invited her to the barbecue.
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So come on, everyone. Let's say hi to
Alicia.
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Hi, Alicia.
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Hi.
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Damn shame somebody that fine dying so
young.
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Here, let me show you. Oh, no, no, no.
It's okay. I'll show her. I'll show her.
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We always go in twos.
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It's a girl thing.
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What the hell were you thinking, Ernest?
Brianna's gonna kill that girl. Yeah,
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we haven't even finished our appetizers
yet.
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Brianna just got done telling me how
honest she wants us to be.
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Now she's playing some kind of game like
she doesn't care that Alicia's here.
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Well, I'm gonna make her stop fronting.
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Even if it costs Alicia most of her
hair.
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Oh, my God, what have you done with
Alicia?
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She's in the bathroom.
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All right, think, think, think.
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We wrap her body up in a shower curtain
and then dump it just outside of
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Barstow.
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Here, take the back roads.
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Wait, why do I have to do it? I have a
date.
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Okay, you two are scaring me. Why would
I want to kill her? He should have never
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brought her to the house.
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How many times do I have to tell you
guys? I have moved on.
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Now, come on. Let's go enjoy the
barbecue.
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You know,
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your food is delicious.
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My research indicates.
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I mean, your catering company must do
very well.
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Oh, it does, but my dream is to open my
own restaurant and share it with the
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woman I love.
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You mean as in share the net?
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share everything just like my dad did
with my mom they're partners he cooks
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cleans he drives to the fish market she
loads the fish barrels he drives home
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she cleans and guts the fish she is
going to love meeting you oh my god the
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woman's still alive uh will you excuse
me for the rest of my life
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Things heating up with the love chef?
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No, he doesn't want a girlfriend. He
wants a Gordon's fisherman.
248
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Keep him away from me.
249
00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:58,300
So did Sarah say anything about me?
250
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She's totally into you.
251
00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:04,780
But I think a chocolate mousse would
really push you over the edge.
252
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Chocolate mousse it is.
253
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:14,960
I'll go start the car.
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Cute bathing suit.
255
00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:22,680
I told Alicia we'd get such great rays
from the patio. She might want to bring
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bathing suit.
257
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,600
Thank you, bro.
258
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Come on, Alicia. Sit down next to me.
259
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Yeah, and don't forget your sunblock.
260
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I wouldn't want you to borrow it.
Thanks, Brianna.
261
00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:37,460
Arnaz, will you do me? I'll do you if
you do me.
262
00:14:43,530 --> 00:14:44,910
Alicia before she gets too hot.
263
00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:46,710
And that wouldn't upset you?
264
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Not as much as our guest getting skin
cancer.
265
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,150
Now do her.
266
00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:54,050
Since you insist, I'd love to do her.
267
00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:56,870
Hmm. Is this what you want, Brianna?
268
00:14:59,670 --> 00:15:01,510
Forget it. I cannot watch this anymore.
269
00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:02,970
Yes.
270
00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:04,290
Give me that lotion.
271
00:15:05,410 --> 00:15:07,230
Ooh, here comes the beam. We're beat
down.
272
00:15:08,230 --> 00:15:11,110
And once Alicia's on the ground, maybe
we can get in a few kicks.
273
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,880
Now, it takes a woman to know how this
is really done.
274
00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:18,920
This is better than the... No, no, no.
275
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,760
Don't ruin this moment with words.
276
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:25,860
Okay, thanks for your help, but I'll
take it from here. Oh, no, no, no, no.
277
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I want to help.
278
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:30,540
After all, I want to be polite to the
girl who you invited to our house, who
279
00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:34,080
don't know, to come to our barbecue out
of the goodness of your hormones.
280
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,940
Oh, no, I'm sorry. I meant heart.
281
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,240
Isn't this what you wanted? Huh,
Brianna? You're the one who introduced
282
00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:41,380
You're the one who...
283
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:44,380
Thought she was so cute. You're the one
who's so happy that she's here. Okay,
284
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:45,440
okay, that's it.
285
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:49,560
I don't even know why I go to these kind
of parties. All you L .A. freaks want
286
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,060
to do is have orgies, and I am not going
to end up on the Internet.
287
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:53,680
Again.
288
00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:56,980
I knew I recognized her.
289
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:58,880
I liked you as a blonde.
290
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:03,499
Alicia, please.
291
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:04,500
Let me explain.
292
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,500
Oh, this turned out to be a great day
for a barbecue.
293
00:16:09,820 --> 00:16:10,820
Ooh.
294
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,500
even think about calling me.
295
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,200
And that goes for your little touchy
-feely girlfriend, too.
296
00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:22,920
What the hell was that?
297
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:26,260
Why can't you just yell and pull out her
hair like a normal black woman?
298
00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:28,880
Why? Is that what you wanted?
299
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,540
As a matter of fact, it was. Why do you
think I invited her here?
300
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:35,020
You're so cool with everything, it's
like you're not even hurting at all.
301
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:36,680
Like I am.
302
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,400
Of course I'm hurting.
303
00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:42,500
I've just been acting, okay?
304
00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:43,980
Because...
305
00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:48,370
I thought if I faked it well enough, I'd
believe it and it wouldn't hurt so
306
00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:49,370
much.
307
00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:53,850
But, to be honest, seeing you with her
was killing me.
308
00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:56,050
Really?
309
00:16:56,950 --> 00:17:01,650
The truth is, I'm not really ready to
see you with somebody else yet.
310
00:17:03,010 --> 00:17:05,369
I guess this is going to be harder than
I thought it would be.
311
00:17:06,270 --> 00:17:08,530
Well, it didn't help you forcing Alicia
on me.
312
00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:10,869
But you do have a good taste, though.
313
00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:15,540
So what are we going to do?
314
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,260
I don't know. Maybe we need some rules.
315
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:21,680
Okay.
316
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:26,339
Um, what if the house was neutral
territory?
317
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:28,480
Off limits for dates.
318
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,800
Okay.
319
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:32,260
Here's one.
320
00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:35,440
If you start dating another guy that you
like, you have to wait the previously
321
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,140
established five years before having
sex.
322
00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:41,580
Deal?
323
00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:43,420
Deal.
324
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,380
Here,
325
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,180
your chocolate mousse.
326
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:14,660
Sweets. I'm sorry,
327
00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:18,820
I don't eat chocolate. It makes me break
out.
328
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,600
But the guy said it was your favorite.
329
00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:24,660
They promised me it was the way into
your heart.
330
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,300
Oh, the guy said that, did they?
331
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:34,040
No, no, no, no, no, no. We said that she
loves the chocolate mousse.
332
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:35,880
That's my nickname around the house.
333
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,440
They call me Baked Alaska.
334
00:18:41,390 --> 00:18:43,330
Who was I when we were all getting the
dessert nicknames?
335
00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:45,270
You were shutting up, cupcake.
336
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:50,370
So, this is just a joke to you people?
337
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,250
You're just using me?
338
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,490
Let me leave you with one more of my
specialties.
339
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:27,920
Love you too, Netta.
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