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Last time on One -on -One. Hey, baby bro!

Michelle, what are you doing here?

Hey guys, is Arnaz up yet?

Rihanna, nothing happened between Michelle and I.

Nothing ever would.

Something already did.

Hey girls, you guys want to go to a party with us in Tijuana?

Arnaz is going to a concert, so let's go.

Don't you want to at least call him at work and tell him?

I'll just leave Mr. Selfish a note.

Here,

give me this.

Damn! A little thirsty after being in the middle of a man sandwich?

Uh, excuse me?

If there were three of them, that would make it a man who loves that woman.

You don't want to get a little wild when their boyfriend isn't around?

I am not wild.

You think they won't let me dance on the bar?

Are you kidding me? Around here, anything goes.

After all, they did let Lisa in.

Look, you just be careful, though. I've seen some girls do some crazy things

when their boyfriend isn't around.

Mostly me.

they sober up and find out you're not Usher.

Look, I'm just saying, I don't want you to do nothing you're going to regret.

Oh, trust me, I have no regrets. Okay. All right.

Oh, this is my song. I am getting on that poem.

concert. We took crowd surfing to another level.

Crowd took groping to another level.

No one left here wearing a bra.

Huh.

Doesn't seem like anyone's home.

I wonder why they didn't leave a note. Man, shoot.

We did.

Oh, I think they did, too. See, it's on the back.

He went to Tijuana.

Whoa. I can't believe they actually went up to Mexico without me.

Down. No, I'm glad.

Now she can't give us a hard time for us hanging out.

Yeah.

So I guess it's just death, huh?

So, what's on TV?

Oh, man.

Look at all the tattoos on that drummer.

All rockers have tattoos. You don't have one?

I don't have a lot of things rockers have, including the girl that puts out.

Well,

I can't help you there, but I can draw you a tattoo.

Maybe you want it.

How about my favorite place?

Wong.

Oh, not there.

My stomach.

Good.

So, uh, what do you want?

How about my head on a tiger's body as a jungle behind me bursts into flames?

How about just your initials?

Yeah, that's cool, too.

But I don't want them bursting into flames.

Look, I got this.

Yeah.

Oh, hey.

Uh -oh.

Here we go again.

Oh, Ab.

So I see we spent the night labeling body parts.

No, Michelle drew me a tattoo.

It's AB for Arnaz Ballard. I would have bet that's as far as you can get in the

alphabet.

You know what?

Michelle, if you want to...

You can have them.

Well, aren't you going to go after her, Ernest?

Andele!

No, I did nothing wrong.

If she has a problem, she needs to act like an adult and talk about it. I'm

tired of chasing after that girl.

Gracias.

So, did you guys have a good time in TJ?

Okay, Brianna.

What do I do this time?

I'll sleep in half -naked with another girl for a start.

What about you going off to Tijuana without me?

No, I can see you were all broken up about that.

Oh, and to make yourself feel better, you took off your shirt.

You know I'm always taking off my shirt.

Cotton blends make my skin itch.

So what?

So what?

Maybe you're right.

So what?

Why should I care if you don't?

But you used to care. When you followed me out to California, you cared.

Well, maybe I'm getting tired of following you and not getting anything

this.

Wait, so that's what this is all about?

Us not having sex?

Well,

I'm glad we never did then.

Big surprise?

You know, Brianna, I am so tired of all of this.

Well, if that's how you feel, maybe we should just end it.

Maybe we should. Yeah, maybe we should.

Okay, let's end it. That's what you want to do? Seems to be what you want to do.

Fine. I'll see you back at the house. Fine, I'll see you back at the house,

He seems to be fine.

Channeling his pain into his music, which is working because it's the most

painful thing I've ever heard.

What's Brianna doing?

She's studying.

I'm just making a little snack for her.

Food makes us feel better. Kind of like what porn does for you guys.

I'm surprised she has an appetite after getting dumped by our nez.

It don't get much worse than that.

Excuse me. Brianna dumped him.

Where'd you get that idea?

Because Brianna told us.

Yeah, well, Arnaz told us he dumped her.

Well, it's really none of our business who dumped who, now, is it? That's

between them.

Yeah, we should stay out of that.

Kara, uh, do you need help taking that snack back to Brianna?

Why, yes.

Yes, Lisa, I do.

D -Mac, maybe we should ask Arnaz if he'd like a snack, too.

Why don't you just go ask him? Just come on!

this player had to give these West Coast ladies a taste of what they've been

missing.

Arnaz, next time you spend the night in the supply room, don't.

Oh, and that hug I gave you when you were crying?

What happens at the blog stays at the blog.

Don't worry, man. Brianna's having a tough time, too.

Was she crying a lot?

Only when she ran out of stuff of yours to destroy.

Listen.

When girls get hurt, they don't have to do anything to get rid of the pain.

Say things like, I dumped him.

Or maybe even sleep with a roommate to get even.

But look, if that happens, remember, it's not the roommate's fault.

Brianna's irrational behavior is a little something we like to call the

scramble. It's what chicks do so they can feel better about themselves.

Well, what about our nests?

You know, our nest hurts too, you know.

Can I dump this in there?

You're not dumping anything.

I dumped this.

Dang, man. Too bad I gotta go meet my sister at my parents, because this might

be the first time I get to see Arnett act black.

City, you're so dumb.

Yeah, that's right. I'm dumbing you.

Oh, no!

How's our little emotional rollercoaster?

She's had it.

I am too young to be tied down.

Sounds like you're doing better than me. Wait for it.

be friends. Love, Arnaz. Aw, what a nice guy.

P .S., I dumped you.

We should kill him in his sleep.

Oh, no, no, no, no. He is not getting away with this. If he wants to fight,

gonna give him a fight.

Oh, no.

I can't believe we're fighting.

Oh, no. Here comes Michelle.

I cannot let her see me like this.

Your parents think of you going to art school.

Oh, not only did they kick us out the house, they turned the sprinklers on us.

And who was I kidding? They never liked the idea of me becoming a painter.

Well, Dad did say you could paint the garage that one time.

And they'll never understand me. You know, you're the daughter they always

wanted.

Hey, y 'all.

Well, Brianna, that was fast.

Yeah, well, not as fast. to some people. Oh, hey, Michelle, I didn't hear you

come in.

Bye.

Brianna, wait.

Oh, no, I'm sorry, Michelle. If you're looking for a piggyback ride, you just

have to wait for Arnaz to get home.

Brianna, please.

Come on, will you at least let me apologize?

Go ahead.

Nothing happened between me and Arnaz. We really just fell asleep.

That didn't sound like an apology.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I know you're upset, but I don't want you to do anything you're

to regret.

Oh, you mean like get some of your blood on my dress?

Look, Brianna, I can go ghetto too, but let's not go there, okay?

They're talking about going ghetto.

Maybe we should go out there so nobody gets shanked.

Look, if we go out there, the only ones who are going to get shanked is us.

All I'm saying is Arnaz is a good guy and a perfect gentleman.

Guys like that don't come around every day.

At least not ones that like girls.

So wait, now you're telling me about somebody that I've known for five years

you've only known for two days?

Maybe you guys are having problems because you have such a short temper.

I do not have a short temper.

I'm normally very laid back.

In some circles, they even call me chill.

Look, Brianna, I... I like you, okay? I'm just trying to help.

And by the way, your dress is unzipped in the back.

Well, thank you very much, but I don't need your help.

Oh, except maybe to zip up my dress in the back.

I can just say, you know, as mad as I am, this isn't about you. I know that.

Oh, you just think you know everything, don't you? Not everything, Miss Chill.

Sorry.

Thanks for the zip.

You're not dating her anymore.

Excuse me, everyone.

Hi. I have an announcement to make.

Yes. Yesterday, I dumped my boyfriend.

That's right.

I dumped him. Thank you.

Excuse me.

Does that mean you're available to date other people?

No. She's just scrambling right now.

You don't answer for me, X -Man.

Yes, I am available to date other people.

Well, I'm Greg.

We met the other night.

Oh, of course.

Oh, it's so nice to see you again, Greg.

A lot has happened since we last talked.

Let's catch up.

scrambling, right? Scrambling's over. This is something else.

Yeah, it's called moving on.

All right, fine.

She wants to pick up other guys?

Hey, two can play at this game.

Uh, that hug in the supply room was intended to comfort, not to lead you on,

okay?

Oh, hey.

I was just leaving you a note. Where'd you go?

Oh, I had to take care of something.

You heading to the airport?

Yeah, I think my work here is done.

Not until you get there.

Where did you get this?

Did Mom and Dad change their mind?

No, our accountant did.

He let me tap into my trust fund in exchange for some hip -hop dance

Daryl, I don't know if I can let you do this. No, it's done.

All right?

You've always had the talent, and the fact that you were willing to make Mom

Dad even more disappointed in you proved to me that you were ready to do

something about it.

Thank you, Daryl.

D -Mac.

You know I'm going to pay you back for this.

No, you won't, but that's cool.

You leaving is all the payback I need.

You're going to miss me, boy.

Okay. All right, I'm going to call you when I get there, okay? All right.

All right, bye.

Hey, I'm glad I caught you.

You heading back to your parents?

I'm going to the airport.

But Malibu's only 30 miles away.

I'm really going to miss you.

I'm going to miss you, too.

Isn't this funny? I mean, we just met.

But I guess that's what happens when you click with somebody.

Yeah, I guess so, huh?

And I was thinking, since I felt something between us, and I did feel

right? Yeah, you did.

Then you shouldn't leave, because we should do something together.

And since I'm single, we should even do it naked.

What, topless?

I'm sorry, Arnaz. I mean, as much as I like you, and I really do like you, I

mean, just the timing sucks.

It turns out I'm going to give Paris a shot.

Well, that's great.

Let's go celebrate.

We can, Arnaz.

Because it's not just about me going to Paris. I mean, it's going to take you

some time to get over Brianna, and I just don't want to be your rebound girl.

Wow.

Dump twice in 24 hours.

Now I know how Lisa feels.

I'm not dumping you. I just... I can't be with you right now.

Maybe someday.

If we're meant to be, we'll be.

Will we be topless?

Well...

Thanks for walking me home.

Hey, happy to do it.

Good night.

Good night.

Brianna, wait.

Look, I'm sorry about the flowers and the card and everything for that matter.

I was a jerk.

Y 'all wasn't much better.

I don't know how this got out of hand.

So, I'm sorry, too.

So, uh, you going out with that guy?

Arnaz, we just broke up. It's a little too soon to be asking somebody out,

you think?

Uh, yeah.

This is gonna be so weird.

We've been together for so long.

We came out here together.

We live together.

Yeah.

You think maybe I should move out?

No.

I think we should at least try to work this out.

I mean, we're still friends, right?

Of course.

We'll always be friends.

Cool. So, maybe this won't be weird.

Nope.

Okay, I'm going to bed.

Okay, good night.

Love you too, Nettie.