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All right, everyone needs to pony up five more bucks. Drinks were a little

expensive than I thought. But why'd you buy the expensive stuff?

This is for people we don't know.

That's right, people we hope to sleep with and never see again.

But wait, why'd you get so much? Do that many people really show up? What do you

think? Halloween?

Ooh, and there's a full moon. This place will be packed.

And I'll still be ignored.

Listen up, tennis.

I'm letting y 'all throw this little party, but I got one rule. Oh, we know.

put a case of wine coolers on your porch.

Okay, now I got two rules.

Nobody talks about Emmanuel Lewis at this party. I just saw that ass clown

Webster on Entertainment Tonight.

I mean, it's bad enough every Halloween he manages to get his pumpkin head on

TV, and I would not allow his publicity to be propagated on my property.

Oh, baby, wait.

Costumes.

Don't you want to see them?

Oh, are you guys going as Raggedy Ann and Andy? That is so cute.

Do you want me to take you guys trick -or -treating before the party?

Uh, baby, I think maybe we should have our own costume tonight.

That's what couples do.

They have matching costumes. I thought you liked it when we did it last year.

Well, I just thought that I had my own costume this time.

Is this because I said no to Bobby and Whitney?

Brianna, I'm putting my foot down.

We're wearing separate costumes.

Well, then fine.

This is a complete waste of money.

Well, maybe you should check with me first.

Uh -oh. Uh -huh.

Oh, really?

Okay, I'll remember that next time.

By the way, just checking, is it okay if I storm out of here?

Yes, you may.

Thanks for checking.

Come on, it's all right. She'll get over it. Hang on there!

Is it okay if I slam my door?

I got her so in check, she didn't wait for the answer.

amazing. I'm so happy that you ditched Raggedy Ann.

Yeah, I'm so glad I ditched Arnaz's Raggedy Ann.

In fact, as captain of the fashion police, I'm going to write you a ticket

salt and booty.

Girl,

you know when you this fine, you can afford to pay the fine.

Now you, on the other hand, are a hot

I mean, nobody will pay any attention to me.

Oh, honey, laughing is attention.

Listen, I have the perfect outfit that will make you the sexiest devil at the

party. Just make sure she's the only devil at the party.

Yo, it's going to be crazy tonight, fellas.

Everybody's getting lucky. I invited a busload of sorority girls. What?

Hey, they know you're dressed in this new edition.

I'm Wesley, man. I'm a vampire.

Oh,

that makes sense, because your costume sucks.

No, this is coming from a guy wearing a skirt.

For your information, it's called the subligaculum.

Hey, aren't you guys going to ask who I am?

You're pretending to be black?

I got it.

Erykah Badu.

No, I'll give you guys a hint, all right?

I'm a black 60s rock star.

No, I'm sticking with Erykah Badu.

Hey, at least you're not raggedy, Andy. Yeah, I got to give you props on that

one, man. You really held your ground with Brianna. For real? Yeah, you

let her know who wears the pants in your relationship.

That's right.

What you got? What you got?

What you got? What you got?

Man, Brianna must really be mad to dress that hot.

Yeah, you should piss her off every day.

She's not the only one looking hot tonight, y 'all. For real, this place is

crawling with honey. Hey, just remember the house rule. If we hook up tonight,

put a sock on the door. All right.

Finally, that guy's got the nerve to come talk to me.

He's been staring at me all night.

Make a path, lady.

Arr.

Now that's the booty that I've been looking for.

He's talking to me. What do I say?

You say hello and just say it cool. Say it cool.

I want to make out.

Well, I can't believe that guy just totally ignored me.

Well, at least he's going to be so bummed when she finds out he's gay.

Hey, what is Arnaz doing over there? Because I refuse to look at him.

He's looking at you.

What made him think he could pull off Macy Gray?

mad at him.

Kind of, I think.

Is he still looking at you?

Come on, let's go.

What are you doing, man? You can't stare at her. You have to make her think you

don't care.

That way, she'll come to you.

I'll stare at her for you.

Uh, thanks.

I'm cool.

Care to join me in some hand -to -hand combat?

Would you rather see what kind of damage I can do with my sword?

Hey there, bad boy.

Freeze. You're under arrest.

This is ridiculous.

I'm going to go put on a bikini.

Hey, sugar buns.

You know how close I am to shutting this party down.

Well, happy Halloween to you, too.

What are you supposed to be? Oh, let me guess.

A bitter B -list has -been who's had too many wine coolers.

You can't have too many wine coolers. And second, I think I just saw a man

a little sneaky little tail up in here.

Why are you so mad at him anyway?

Because I beat him out for an Emmy, and he's still getting all the attention.

You won an Emmy?

Well, see, it's a Yemmy. A youth Emmy. See, they gave it to me for an after

-school special.

It was called Wimpers in the Dark. The Diary of a Teenage Bedwetter.

Well, if you won, then why the grudge?

Rudy Huxtable.

He stole it from me.

Took it out on a date to Magic Mountain. I mean, what's the use? He can't ride

none of the rides.

And I'm the one who won the Emmy.

Oh, Emmy. Oh, whatever.

Man, this is the worst Halloween ever.

It's got to be the full moon, because I just got blown off by a chick with a

mustache.

Dude, that was a dude.

Whoa, I promise I saw a fella. Hot maid coming this way.

Hey, baby. D -Miggity -Miggity -Mac.

I like your costume.

It's nice.

Costume? Manny makes me wear it. I'm his maid, Carlotta.

Wait, Manny can't afford a maid?

Oh, he pays his acting lesson, which is why I only act like I'm cleaning.

When he gets back, tell him to lock it if the front door is broken.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down, Carlotta.

There's a lot of weirdos out there.

I should walk you to your car.

There's more weirdos in here.

Nice skirt, honey.

Look at Brianna shake her tail.

Really? Yeah.

Now you let her know who's boss, and now Kitty is ready to make nice.

Or Kitty wants to use me as her litter box.

No, you guys just had a fight. That turns people on. Hell, I'm turned on.

I've never seen her flirt like that before.

Get over there, man. Somebody's got to be lucky. Okay.

Hey, baby.

You've been looking at me, and I've been looking at you, and...

Since Manny's place is empty, why don't we go up there and see what we can work

out?

Meow.

Oh, it's on.

It's so hot underneath this mask.

Then let me wear it. It's freezing.

No, sorry, but I kind of like wearing it. It makes me feel like I'm somebody

else. Somebody naughty.

This may be the night he gets lucky.

Wow.

New moves.

Someone's been watching Cinemax without me.

And what is that on your tongue?

It's a piercing.

Get up, Rihanna.

And you're not Jimi Hendrix. But that doesn't mean we can't rock and roll.

Uh, you don't understand. I have a girlfriend.

That's cool.

Go get her.

I can wait.

Trust me. You can't wait that long.

I'm telling you.

Something weird is in the air tonight.

Nickelback never crashed the party.

No, man. It's the full moon.

Crazy things are happening.

I mean, all of us are striking out.

Look at Lisa over there.

Looking hot.

That's my dress, you know.

Yeah, you're right.

I should go talk to her.

Excuse me.

You little devil.

Are you as horny as you look?

At least nobody was around to see that.

Oh, my God.

Did you get dissed by Lisa?

Because everybody's talking about it. No.

Hey,

hey, hey, I said no.

What, you don't want to make up? And where have you been? I've been looking

over for you.

Brianna, of course I want to make up with you.

Oh, right after I take care of that thing.

So, uh, let me take care of it.

Take care.

Cash, I gotta talk to you.

Damn, that was fast.

But then again, you've been waiting a long time.

All right.

Give it an hour, go back in there, apologize, and get back to it.

It's not that.

I accidentally messed around with a girl who wasn't exactly Brianna.

That's all right. The same rules apply.

was Brianna.

They all in the same costume.

So I should go tell her, right? Absolutely not.

You did nothing wrong. So don't do something stupid like telling her the

Unless that is you want her foot on your neck.

Yeah, you're right.

She does have a mean temper. And I do have a tender neck.

What are you talking about? I've been right here. I mean, I certainly haven't

been anywhere else since you're implying. Yeah, why are you

Oh, baby, are you still mad? Look, I'm so sorry we fought.

Sometimes I forget how lucky I am to have such a sweet, forgiving, patient,

man.

Uh, um, Brianna, I have something important to tell you.

I accidentally kissed another girl tonight. I thought it was you. I swear.

love you. I love you. I love you.

You what?

Why ain't nobody looking at you, Count Chocula?

I'm looking at all y 'all.

Well, I've been here all night.

Ask any of the guys who were here.

Oh, anybody see you, Sarah, huh?

Well, I talked a little to D -Mac.

None of us went anywhere, Manny.

Fraternus? Huh?

Um, yeah, well, um, I mean, I was, and there was a party going here, and there

was lots of people, lots of people.

what forget it i'm gonna take matters into my own hands it's time to bring out

the big guns the cop no entertainment tonight i'm leaving in the

huff

Listen, Lisa.

About last night.

Yeah?

And I'm sorry about hitting on you. I was straight tripping.

For real.

It'll never happen again.

Never? Ever.

I hate Halloween.

I love Halloween.

Thank you for respecting the sock on the door.

Yeah, I'm happy you and yourself had a good night last night.

before you call you, otherwise you'll never respect yourself.

What makes you think I was in there alone?

The Halloween weirdness ended at midnight. At 12 .01, cash was money!

Oh, hi.

Thanks for a great Halloween.

Thanks for letting me take pictures.

Thanks for not telling my boyfriend.

You're special.

Peter, this is the worst.

Wait, you don't know what happened. Maybe it was an accident.

The only accident here is that she dropped her panties on the floor.

Hey, y 'all, I'm on TV.

And now, with more on the shocking case of a child star's stolen souvenir,

here's Manny Sellers.

Wait, hold up. Did she just say reward?

Because now that you think of it, I did hear from some of the sorority people

that some skank went up to your crib with some dude.

Really?

That sounds like crazy gossip to me.

Wait a minute. There was some skank in my apartment?

Wow, they usually don't steal anything.

That is so disgusting. How desperate do you have to be to take a skank up to

Manny's apartment?

Isn't that just nasty?

Misled. Halloween does crazy things to a man.

Do you think you can get her number, D -Mac?

Why do you insist on playing God, woman?

We talking reward money here. I'm about to make some calls.

Oh, wait.

First, I have to tell Brown something very important.

Brianna, last night... Hey, are you still looking for your yummy?

bed in a shoebox marked my yummy and my bong okay

well the robbers must have felt bad that they stole it and

returned it oh my fans are gonna be so relieved let's go talk to them wait just

a second i know exactly what's going on what you're talking about well your

battle with webster your interview yeah the yummy under the bed with the bong

You hit it yourself in order to get some free publicity to compete with Emmanuel

Lewis, didn't you?

What? That is the craziest thing I've ever heard. Man, I am shocked and

insulted. And my bruised ego is going to need another case of wine coolers.

I'm going to get my wine coolers, bring it on upstairs.

And then you can tickle me with that feather duster.

I like the way you do that, baby.

Oh, wait, baby. What were you trying to tell me before? Something about last

night?

Yes. I feel really bad about the fact that last night, we didn't go as Bobby

Whitney.

So next year, I'm putting my foot down.

Oh, baby, I love it when you're so strong and bossy.

Next year, you're going to be the sexiest, raggedy Andy ever.

Damn right I will.

Television's beloved Webster, Emanuel Lewis, pleads for your help. He's asking

his millions of fans.

Millions? Yes, millions. To reach out and donate money to help his new cause.

Save our schools. I think we're looking at our next governor, ladies and

gentlemen.

Ha!

Top that, Manny. And you'll never guess who's in the van.

That's right.

Rudy Huxtable.

You're so grown up, dog.

Is that your shoelace on top?

Huh?

Love you, Daddy. Love you, too, Netta.