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All right, everyone needs to pony up
five more bucks. Drinks were a little
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expensive than I thought. But why'd you
buy the expensive stuff?
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This is for people we don't know.
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That's right, people we hope to sleep
with and never see again.
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But wait, why'd you get so much? Do that
many people really show up? What do you
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think? Halloween?
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Ooh, and there's a full moon. This place
will be packed.
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And I'll still be ignored.
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Listen up, tennis.
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I'm letting y 'all throw this little
party, but I got one rule. Oh, we know.
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put a case of wine coolers on your
porch.
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Okay, now I got two rules.
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Nobody talks about Emmanuel Lewis at
this party. I just saw that ass clown
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Webster on Entertainment Tonight.
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I mean, it's bad enough every Halloween
he manages to get his pumpkin head on
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TV, and I would not allow his publicity
to be propagated on my property.
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Oh, baby, wait.
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Costumes.
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Don't you want to see them?
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Oh, are you guys going as Raggedy Ann
and Andy? That is so cute.
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Do you want me to take you guys trick
-or -treating before the party?
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Uh, baby, I think maybe we should have
our own costume tonight.
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That's what couples do.
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They have matching costumes. I thought
you liked it when we did it last year.
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Well, I just thought that I had my own
costume this time.
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Is this because I said no to Bobby and
Whitney?
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Brianna, I'm putting my foot down.
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We're wearing separate costumes.
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Well, then fine.
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This is a complete waste of money.
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Well, maybe you should check with me
first.
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Uh -oh. Uh -huh.
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Oh, really?
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Okay, I'll remember that next time.
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By the way, just checking, is it okay if
I storm out of here?
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Yes, you may.
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Thanks for checking.
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Come on, it's all right. She'll get over
it. Hang on there!
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Is it okay if I slam my door?
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I got her so in check, she didn't wait
for the answer.
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amazing. I'm so happy that you ditched
Raggedy Ann.
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Yeah, I'm so glad I ditched Arnaz's
Raggedy Ann.
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In fact, as captain of the fashion
police, I'm going to write you a ticket
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salt and booty.
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Girl,
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you know when you this fine, you can
afford to pay the fine.
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Now you, on the other hand, are a hot
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I mean, nobody will pay any attention to
me.
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Oh, honey, laughing is attention.
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Listen, I have the perfect outfit that
will make you the sexiest devil at the
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party. Just make sure she's the only
devil at the party.
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Yo, it's going to be crazy tonight,
fellas.
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Everybody's getting lucky. I invited a
busload of sorority girls. What?
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Hey, they know you're dressed in this
new edition.
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I'm Wesley, man. I'm a vampire.
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Oh,
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that makes sense, because your costume
sucks.
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No, this is coming from a guy wearing a
skirt.
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For your information, it's called the
subligaculum.
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Hey, aren't you guys going to ask who I
am?
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You're pretending to be black?
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I got it.
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Erykah Badu.
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No, I'll give you guys a hint, all
right?
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I'm a black 60s rock star.
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No, I'm sticking with Erykah Badu.
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Hey, at least you're not raggedy, Andy.
Yeah, I got to give you props on that
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one, man. You really held your ground
with Brianna. For real? Yeah, you
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let her know who wears the pants in your
relationship.
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That's right.
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What you got? What you got?
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What you got? What you got?
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Man, Brianna must really be mad to dress
that hot.
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Yeah, you should piss her off every day.
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She's not the only one looking hot
tonight, y 'all. For real, this place is
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crawling with honey. Hey, just remember
the house rule. If we hook up tonight,
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put a sock on the door. All right.
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Finally, that guy's got the nerve to
come talk to me.
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He's been staring at me all night.
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Make a path, lady.
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Arr.
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Now that's the booty that I've been
looking for.
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He's talking to me. What do I say?
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You say hello and just say it cool. Say
it cool.
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I want to make out.
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Well, I can't believe that guy just
totally ignored me.
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Well, at least he's going to be so
bummed when she finds out he's gay.
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Hey, what is Arnaz doing over there?
Because I refuse to look at him.
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He's looking at you.
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What made him think he could pull off
Macy Gray?
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mad at him.
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Kind of, I think.
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Is he still looking at you?
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Come on, let's go.
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What are you doing, man? You can't stare
at her. You have to make her think you
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don't care.
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That way, she'll come to you.
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I'll stare at her for you.
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Uh, thanks.
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I'm cool.
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Care to join me in some hand -to -hand
combat?
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Would you rather see what kind of damage
I can do with my sword?
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Hey there, bad boy.
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Freeze. You're under arrest.
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This is ridiculous.
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I'm going to go put on a bikini.
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Hey, sugar buns.
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You know how close I am to shutting this
party down.
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Well, happy Halloween to you, too.
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What are you supposed to be? Oh, let me
guess.
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A bitter B -list has -been who's had too
many wine coolers.
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You can't have too many wine coolers.
And second, I think I just saw a man
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a little sneaky little tail up in here.
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Why are you so mad at him anyway?
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Because I beat him out for an Emmy, and
he's still getting all the attention.
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You won an Emmy?
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Well, see, it's a Yemmy. A youth Emmy.
See, they gave it to me for an after
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-school special.
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It was called Wimpers in the Dark. The
Diary of a Teenage Bedwetter.
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Well, if you won, then why the grudge?
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Rudy Huxtable.
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He stole it from me.
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Took it out on a date to Magic Mountain.
I mean, what's the use? He can't ride
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none of the rides.
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And I'm the one who won the Emmy.
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Oh, Emmy. Oh, whatever.
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Man, this is the worst Halloween ever.
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It's got to be the full moon, because I
just got blown off by a chick with a
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mustache.
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Dude, that was a dude.
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Whoa, I promise I saw a fella. Hot maid
coming this way.
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Hey, baby. D -Miggity -Miggity -Mac.
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I like your costume.
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It's nice.
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Costume? Manny makes me wear it. I'm his
maid, Carlotta.
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Wait, Manny can't afford a maid?
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Oh, he pays his acting lesson, which is
why I only act like I'm cleaning.
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When he gets back, tell him to lock it
if the front door is broken.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down, Carlotta.
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There's a lot of weirdos out there.
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I should walk you to your car.
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There's more weirdos in here.
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Nice skirt, honey.
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Look at Brianna shake her tail.
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Really? Yeah.
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Now you let her know who's boss, and now
Kitty is ready to make nice.
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Or Kitty wants to use me as her litter
box.
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No, you guys just had a fight. That
turns people on. Hell, I'm turned on.
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I've never seen her flirt like that
before.
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Get over there, man. Somebody's got to
be lucky. Okay.
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Hey, baby.
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You've been looking at me, and I've been
looking at you, and...
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Since Manny's place is empty, why don't
we go up there and see what we can work
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out?
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Meow.
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Oh, it's on.
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It's so hot underneath this mask.
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Then let me wear it. It's freezing.
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No, sorry, but I kind of like wearing
it. It makes me feel like I'm somebody
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else. Somebody naughty.
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This may be the night he gets lucky.
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Wow.
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New moves.
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Someone's been watching Cinemax without
me.
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And what is that on your tongue?
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It's a piercing.
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Get up, Rihanna.
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And you're not Jimi Hendrix. But that
doesn't mean we can't rock and roll.
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Uh, you don't understand. I have a
girlfriend.
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That's cool.
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Go get her.
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I can wait.
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Trust me. You can't wait that long.
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I'm telling you.
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Something weird is in the air tonight.
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Nickelback never crashed the party.
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No, man. It's the full moon.
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Crazy things are happening.
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I mean, all of us are striking out.
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Look at Lisa over there.
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Looking hot.
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That's my dress, you know.
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Yeah, you're right.
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I should go talk to her.
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Excuse me.
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You little devil.
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Are you as horny as you look?
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At least nobody was around to see that.
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Oh, my God.
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Did you get dissed by Lisa?
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Because everybody's talking about it.
No.
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Hey,
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hey, hey, I said no.
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What, you don't want to make up? And
where have you been? I've been looking
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over for you.
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Brianna, of course I want to make up
with you.
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Oh, right after I take care of that
thing.
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So, uh, let me take care of it.
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Take care.
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Cash, I gotta talk to you.
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Damn, that was fast.
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But then again, you've been waiting a
long time.
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All right.
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Give it an hour, go back in there,
apologize, and get back to it.
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It's not that.
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I accidentally messed around with a girl
who wasn't exactly Brianna.
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That's all right. The same rules apply.
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was Brianna.
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They all in the same costume.
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So I should go tell her, right?
Absolutely not.
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You did nothing wrong. So don't do
something stupid like telling her the
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Unless that is you want her foot on your
neck.
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Yeah, you're right.
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She does have a mean temper. And I do
have a tender neck.
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What are you talking about? I've been
right here. I mean, I certainly haven't
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been anywhere else since you're
implying. Yeah, why are you
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Oh, baby, are you still mad? Look, I'm
so sorry we fought.
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Sometimes I forget how lucky I am to
have such a sweet, forgiving, patient,
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man.
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Uh, um, Brianna, I have something
important to tell you.
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I accidentally kissed another girl
tonight. I thought it was you. I swear.
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love you. I love you. I love you.
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You what?
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Why ain't nobody looking at you, Count
Chocula?
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I'm looking at all y 'all.
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Well, I've been here all night.
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Ask any of the guys who were here.
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Oh, anybody see you, Sarah, huh?
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Well, I talked a little to D -Mac.
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None of us went anywhere, Manny.
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Fraternus? Huh?
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Um, yeah, well, um, I mean, I was, and
there was a party going here, and there
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was lots of people, lots of people.
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what forget it i'm gonna take matters
into my own hands it's time to bring out
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the big guns the cop no entertainment
tonight i'm leaving in the
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huff
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Listen, Lisa.
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About last night.
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Yeah?
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And I'm sorry about hitting on you. I
was straight tripping.
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For real.
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It'll never happen again.
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Never? Ever.
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I hate Halloween.
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I love Halloween.
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Thank you for respecting the sock on the
door.
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Yeah, I'm happy you and yourself had a
good night last night.
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before you call you, otherwise you'll
never respect yourself.
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What makes you think I was in there
alone?
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The Halloween weirdness ended at
midnight. At 12 .01, cash was money!
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Oh, hi.
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Thanks for a great Halloween.
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Thanks for letting me take pictures.
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Thanks for not telling my boyfriend.
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You're special.
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00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:54,570
Peter, this is the worst.
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Wait, you don't know what happened.
Maybe it was an accident.
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The only accident here is that she
dropped her panties on the floor.
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Hey, y 'all, I'm on TV.
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And now, with more on the shocking case
of a child star's stolen souvenir,
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here's Manny Sellers.
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00:16:44,819 --> 00:16:46,560
Wait, hold up. Did she just say reward?
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Because now that you think of it, I did
hear from some of the sorority people
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00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,440
that some skank went up to your crib
with some dude.
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00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,180
Really?
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00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,420
That sounds like crazy gossip to me.
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00:16:58,380 --> 00:17:01,200
Wait a minute. There was some skank in
my apartment?
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00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,800
Wow, they usually don't steal anything.
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00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:09,579
That is so disgusting. How desperate do
you have to be to take a skank up to
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Manny's apartment?
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Isn't that just nasty?
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Misled. Halloween does crazy things to a
man.
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Do you think you can get her number, D
-Mac?
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Why do you insist on playing God, woman?
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We talking reward money here. I'm about
to make some calls.
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Oh, wait.
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First, I have to tell Brown something
very important.
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Brianna, last night... Hey, are you
still looking for your yummy?
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bed in a shoebox marked my yummy and my
bong okay
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well the robbers must have felt bad that
they stole it and
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returned it oh my fans are gonna be so
relieved let's go talk to them wait just
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a second i know exactly what's going on
what you're talking about well your
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battle with webster your interview yeah
the yummy under the bed with the bong
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You hit it yourself in order to get some
free publicity to compete with Emmanuel
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Lewis, didn't you?
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00:18:24,910 --> 00:18:29,230
What? That is the craziest thing I've
ever heard. Man, I am shocked and
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00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:32,990
insulted. And my bruised ego is going to
need another case of wine coolers.
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I'm going to get my wine coolers, bring
it on upstairs.
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And then you can tickle me with that
feather duster.
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I like the way you do that, baby.
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Oh, wait, baby. What were you trying to
tell me before? Something about last
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night?
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Yes. I feel really bad about the fact
that last night, we didn't go as Bobby
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Whitney.
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So next year, I'm putting my foot down.
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Oh, baby, I love it when you're so
strong and bossy.
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Next year, you're going to be the
sexiest, raggedy Andy ever.
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Damn right I will.
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Television's beloved Webster, Emanuel
Lewis, pleads for your help. He's asking
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his millions of fans.
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Millions? Yes, millions. To reach out
and donate money to help his new cause.
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Save our schools. I think we're looking
at our next governor, ladies and
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gentlemen.
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Ha!
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Top that, Manny. And you'll never guess
who's in the van.
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That's right.
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Rudy Huxtable.
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You're so grown up, dog.
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Is that your shoelace on top?
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Huh?
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00:20:19,090 --> 00:20:20,730
Love you, Daddy. Love you, too, Netta.
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