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Oh, and by the way, nobody even listens
to 90 Degrees no more, not even Jessica.
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Baby, are you all right? I have a
philosophy midterm tomorrow, and I know
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gonna fail. Well, come on, girl. You're
just stressed.
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Let me help you relax.
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There you go.
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Thanks, baby.
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It's just so much harder than I thought
it would be. Oh, sorry.
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No, not that. I've got bigger issues.
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Whoa. Maybe I can help you with your
studies.
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Okay. Right here.
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Boy, you read this?
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Can't you just rent the movie?
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No, I read it twice. And I still don't
understand what any of it has to do with
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philosophy. Actually, Atlas Shrugged has
everything to do with Ayn Rand's
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philosophy of objectivism, which
integrates ethics, metaphysics,
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politics, economics, and my favorite
subject, sex.
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Oh, this book's about sex?
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Maybe I will read it.
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Might come in handy.
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Someday.
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Ayn realized in order to create heroic
fictional characters, she had to
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the philosophic principles which make
such individuals possible.
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Oh, I did a lot of reading when I was on
lockdown.
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What was a rich boy like you doing in
jail?
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Well, it wasn't jail.
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I got grounded one summer.
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I had to spend three months in a pool
house with a jacuzzi with nothing but
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jets.
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You know what I don't get about this
Atlas Shrug book?
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If Atlas is holding up the world, then
what's he standing on?
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Unless it's upside down.
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He dares to stand alone against the
hostility of secondhand souls.
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So what do you think that means?
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I think that means I'm going to fail my
midterm and fail out of school.
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Translation, goodbye college and hello
crack pipe.
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Look, calm down, all right? It's simpler
than that, all right? It means hero.
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And this particular story represents the
ideal man.
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Man as he could be and ought to be.
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and ought to pop a breath mint.
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Ew, DMACC, you dropped something.
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Your face.
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How come we've been going to school
together for two years and you've never
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tried to help me with any of my classes?
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Because you never went to any of your
classes.
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Just admit it. You'd rather go for the
hot sauce than the fried rice.
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That is not true.
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I'm sure if you ask for...
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No, he wouldn't. Tell her, D -Mac.
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Okay. No, I wouldn't.
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You two are always snapping at each
other. Yeah, it's a game I like to call
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-Mac has no Mac.
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D -Mac, why are you always giving Lisa
such a hard time?
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I'm just having a little fun with her.
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Yeah, well, I can't admit you can't be
kind of fun.
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Oh, so you like the D -Mac?
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Oh, yeah.
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Never mind.
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Dude, you would not believe the day I
had at work.
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I spent the whole time making special
sauce.
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I got news for you. It ain't that
special.
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If you don't mind, we trying to use our
minds, all right?
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Besides, you smell like fish.
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Oh, that.
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Let me bring home the day -old stuff.
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You want some?
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Uh, no thanks, baby. We already ate.
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Well, since you guys been working so
hard, why don't you take a break?
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Take a walk on the beach.
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I brought dessert.
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Ah, hot pie.
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Thanks, boo.
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But I really want to get an A on my
philosophy exam tomorrow. And I should
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advantage of DMACC while I got them.
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All right. Guess I'll go take this
special sauce and put it on my fish.
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See ya.
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Oh, hey, Arnett.
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What's it called when you have the other
player's king trapped and he can't go
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anywhere? Uh, checkmate.
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You know what I do every time I play
anyone in this house? Because I'm the
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checkmate. Master.
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Meister.
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Oh, yeah.
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Checkmate. Rap.
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Meister.
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Loser.
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What? That's impossible.
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I never lose.
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You cheated. How did I cheat? You have
perky breasts.
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Let's play again.
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No, I'm not interested.
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Me and my breasts are going to savor the
moment that Cash lost for the first
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time.
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So what are you guys doing tonight?
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Why? Lonely because your girlfriend is
spending all of her time with D -Mac?
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Uh, not really. That stuff is boring.
Better him than me.
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I want to have fun tonight.
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Oh, good. You can come with us down to
the coffee house.
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Yeah, they have open mic nights.
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We like to go down there and boo and
shout obscenities.
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It makes us feel better about ourselves.
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Maybe I can perform there tonight.
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Well, I feel better about myself
already.
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You know, the performance list is
probably booked for tonight, but you
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down there tomorrow and tell the owner
that you're my roommate.
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He's totally in love with me.
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Who the hell is Sarah?
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I guess it doesn't really matter. She
said that she would give me some stage
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time.
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Lots of people want to book gigs here.
You want to move up on the list, you can
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start by busting tables.
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How much does it pay?
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Crap.
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But you get your little stage time, and
anything you make in tips is almost all
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yours.
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Thanks, man. Look, you're not going to
regret this. One day when I'm a big
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star... Yeah, whatever. Listen.
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You can start by snaking the John, all
right?
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But if you find anything of value, we
split it.
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All right, Sarah, the board is set up.
You have to give me a chance to win my
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title back and make everything right
with the universe.
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Your move.
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I'm not playing.
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It's my title, and I'm keeping it.
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I even made a tiara for myself.
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It was my title the first five games we
played.
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Give me that tiara. No, it's mine for
eternity. Which makes you the loser for
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all eternity.
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Fine.
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But sleep with one eye open.
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Blondie, that tiara will be mine.
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Phew,
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what's with all the cologne?
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Huh? I'm not wearing no cologne.
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You're right, it's wearing you.
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You know, normally I have a comeback for
you, Lisa, but I'm in a hurry. I'm
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going on a date. A date? With who?
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Not that I care.
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With Brianna.
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It's a study date, but she got an A on
her midterm thanks to me. Now she wants
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me to be her four -time tutor.
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In what subject? Hitting that 101?
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It happens to be astronomy. What subject
are you studying? Hating?
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Hey, come on. You know D -Mac thinks
he's a player, but he knows that
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Arnaz's girl.
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Okay, you don't think you're a player,
all right? You got to know it, baby.
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Oh, boy.
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See, with lines like that, you got to
know.
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Pitt Arnaz is gone. Nothing to worry
about.
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All right, D -Mac, I found the book that
we need. So let's hit it.
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That's exactly what I had in mind.
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Now, the only way to study astronomy is
to go look at the night sky.
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Let me take you down to the beach and
show you the stars.
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Nobody wants to look at the stars with
you or swim naked in the ocean.
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All right, tell Arnaz I'll be back a
little bit later.
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Come on.
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Lisa, why are you so concerned with what
DMACC's doing?
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I just think it's odd that suddenly he's
spending all of his time with somebody
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who just practically moved into the
house.
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You know what?
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I think you have a crush on DMACC.
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That's why you two are always at each
other. I feel it.
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What? I didn't... Shut up.
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Hey, guys, I got good news.
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I got a new job down at the blog.
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Where'd we at? I don't want to tell her.
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D -Mac's got her down on the beach
showing her the big dipper.
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What?
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Okay, maybe it's not that big.
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What are you talking about?
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D -Mac is trying to make a play for your
girl.
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Why would you say that?
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Because she has a... Ow!
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Forget it. She's your girlfriend.
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Until she gets intoxicated by his scent.
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Why would Brianna be interested in
DMACC? Huh? Because he's in college?
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And he's funny?
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And he's rich?
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And he's... You know what?
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I just remembered. I'm late for my palm
reading down the boardwalk.
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All right, see those two big stars?
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Right there?
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All right, go to the right a little bit.
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See that bright yellow dot?
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That's Venus, also known as the goddess
of love.
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D -Mac, what you know about love?
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All I know is it's something that can
happen when you find the right person.
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I mean, for real, love is unpredictable.
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It can happen anywhere.
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On the street, at school, or even on the
beach.
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flirting with me.
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Well, maybe a little.
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Don't you like it?
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Not worse, Orion.
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All right, here, go this way a little
bit. Are you looking for three stars in
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the line?
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Sit, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
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Right there.
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Oh, hell no!
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Don't do anything that you're going to
regret.
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Regret? Look at what he's doing with my
girl.
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They were just... I just saw them.
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They were pointing at the sky.
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Together.
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All he's doing is helping her study.
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I mean, she just got an A thanks to D
-Map.
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She did?
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Yeah. And the last thing that you want
to do is be the guy who gets in the way
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of her studies.
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Isn't that what her dad said that you
were going to do?
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Well, he didn't single out school.
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But I think it was implied when he said
that I would ruin her life.
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Hey, Arnaz, you have nothing to worry
about. All she does is talk about you.
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Arnaz, Arnaz, Arnaz, blah, blah, blah.
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Yeah. That's my girl.
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Come on, let's go. All right.
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Oh,
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hey, Arnaz. I'm coming down to the blog
tonight.
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Oh, cool. Hey, don't get your hopes up,
though. I haven't been there long enough
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to get you free scones.
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I'm coming down to see you and DMACC.
He's doing a spoken word tonight.
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So if DMACC wasn't doing spoken word,
would you still come down to see me? Of
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course I would, sweetie.
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It's just that DMACC has been so
supportive of me.
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This is my way of being homologous.
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That means the same way.
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DMACC taught me that word.
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You know what? It's been really cool
hanging out with him.
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He knows so much, and he is so funny.
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Oh, what a great roommate.
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Anyway, see you later.
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So is this... Yes, it's weird.
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Then I'm not crazy.
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D -Mac is trying to push up on my girl?
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Oh, he's trying to push up, down, left,
right, every way he can.
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Look, I love D -Mac like a brother, but
they don't call him Mac for nothing.
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Look, I don't have anything to worry
about, right? For now. But you need to
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handle this before it gets out of hand.
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Then I should kick his ass.
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No, because then one of you would have
to go. How about I break his finger?
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No, a creative way.
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With a can opener!
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Interesting, but I think you can let him
know that you're Brianna's man without
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using kitchen appliances.
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All right, Java Heads, our next artist
is a
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regular here at the blog.
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Let's welcome Da Mac.
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No one decares.
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Yay, Big Mac!
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God, he looks great up there.
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I mean, boo!
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I got a special piece I want to do
tonight for someone new in my life.
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Can I get a spot?
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We don't have a spotlight.
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And can you dim a light for a brother?
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Just do your poem, artsy freaks.
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And would it kill you people to buy some
coffee? It's a coffee shop.
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To Saturn.
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To Neptune.
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To Venus above.
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I can't keep my mind off my goddess of
love.
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Life's a struggle on this planet.
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Three pebbles from the flame.
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I work hard to keep it real. You know,
stay on top of my game.
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I know I'm not the man in your life, and
yeah, that's true.
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But one day, who knows?
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I could end up with you, my
intergalactic boo.
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Lisa, can you go get us some lattes?
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I know what's going on here. You're
going to talk about Arnaz and DMACC.
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Well, maybe we should talk about how you
have a crush on... Two lattes coming
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up!
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I mean, you have to know that that poem
was about you. That poem was not about
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me.
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Well, I may have been the inspiration. I
do have that kind of effect on men.
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Girl, you know how it is when you're the
total package.
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Yeah, it is a curse. I told you.
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No, but seriously, I mean, this is not
cute.
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Arnaz is really upset.
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Well, upset about what? Is this a little
harmless flirting?
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Not if you have a boyfriend.
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And if you keep it up, you might not
have one for long.
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Look, I want to perform.
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Look, I want to be able to reach the top
shelf.
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Looks like we're both out of luck.
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I need this.
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You can dock my pay.
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Cool. Ladies and gentlemen, our next
artist is Steve Arnaz.
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Steve Arnaz!
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Hi,
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everybody. I got a little something I've
been working on for someone new in my
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life, too.
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You always talk about what you got.
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The stripes, the cheddar, the women you
clocked.
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Can you really be more than what I see?
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Because to me, you're just five foot
four and a tight little tee.
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Did you little poem? She didn't say
much.
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00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,860
And you're so skinny, I can see your
nipples touch.
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So back off, son.
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Please give it a rest.
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Unless you think you're hard enough to
put me to the test.
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up for steve and now we have a newcomer
to the blog baby wait
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you didn't need to do that no i think i
did sweetie it's not like i haven't had
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plenty of guys play with me before you
should see all the guys at school at the
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gym at the grocery store uh not helping
getting mad again look what i'm trying
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to say is i have to admit i like the
attention but but i didn't mean anything
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it
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You have nothing to worry about, and you
never will.
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Because I'm in love with you, Arnaz.
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Or Steve, or whoever you are.
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You know what?
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I kind of like you being a little
gangster for our love.
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Girl, you know how I roll.
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Yeah, baby, let's not blow the fantasy.
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Can you just rush back here just so you
can wear my tiara?
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It's not a tiara when a man wears it.
It's a crown.
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And a forfeit's as good as a loss.
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Loser.
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00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:30,060
No, you're the loser. Now give me back
my tiara, you cross -dresser.
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Not until you win it back.
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I got a chessboard set up in the living
room.
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All right.
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Now, you know what? Forget chess.
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Let's play a game that takes a little
brain power.
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A staring contest.
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Starting now.
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Hey, Arnez.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Sure. Brianna, DMACC and I need to have
a little man talk.
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Okay. All right, baby. I'll see you
inside.
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Come on, Lisa.
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Girl, I said come on. We need to have a
man talk.
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Look, I heard you up there today, man.
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You know, I'm in no disrespect.
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00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,800
But still, you got to understand, you
know, when it comes to women, it's this
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charm and charisma I just can't control.
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Oh, I think I could control it.
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00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:27,420
And not just because we sleep, what,
three feet from each other, but because
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thought we were boys.
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No, we are boys, man.
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And I... I'm sorry.
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00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,040
All right?
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You know, it was just easy to get
carried away with Brianna because she's
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so cool.
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But she's your girl.
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And I get that.
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All right, good.
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As long as we understand each other.
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Baby, it says here it's a good time of
night to see Venus.
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00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:05,290
And I'm pretty sure they mean the
planet, not the tennis player.
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00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:08,910
We can go out to the beach and try to
find it.
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Look at you, taking an interest in my
schoolwork.
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Come on, let's go. All right.
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00:19:15,540 --> 00:19:18,400
And if we don't see Venus, we can always
see Serena.
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Honey, there's no planet Serena.
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And you're the one going to college.
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00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,760
You know, DMACC, I'd really love to see
the stars.
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00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,500
Oh, for real?
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Yeah.
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Well, here you go. Enjoy yourselves.
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I hate you, too.
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Oh, my God.
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He does love me.
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One, one, one.
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Love you, Daddy. Love you, too, Netta.
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