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Yo, why do you guys always do that?

You take all the loaded nachos from the center and leave us all the sucky ones

on the side.

You gotta be fast to play along.

Maybe eating with the big boys is not your game.

Before you throw that away, you should know about our trash policy.

Yeah, if you throw that stuff away and the trash heap falls over, you have to

take out the trash.

It's a little game we like to call Garbage Jenga.

Yeah, well, back east, we call that just nasty.

Yeah, I used to think it was whack, too, you know, with the funk and the flies

and stuff.

But after a while, you get caught up in the sport of it.

Okay. Well, I can do this. I got game.

I'll take care of it.

Just let me get the broom.

OK.

See, I told y 'all I had a game.

Oh, I'm sorry, baby. You want me to put my shirt on?

No, Arnaz. I'm talking about the beach.

How can I study when every day feels like summer?

There are no seasons out here. The leaves don't even change colors.

Hey, I hear for five bucks, Nickelback Netta on the boardwalk can help you see

them change colors.

Nickelback Netta?

If y 'all going to see Netta, hook a brother up. I'll take it off your ring.

Nobody's going to see Netta.

Oh, it's probably better that way. I was only kidding about taking it off your

rent.

Shoot, I wouldn't even give my own mama a break off the rent.

She know I'm Poe. Mama the one who took all my money.

But hey, y 'all need to keep it down because I need to study for my audition.

Wait, you have an audition?

Really? I know, and you would think they would be familiar with my work.

I'm famous.

Good looking out. Yeah, for sure, man. Once again, man, thanks. We'll beat it.

All right.

That was my boy T -Boom. We got love at the door tonight.

He put us on the VIP list.

Ow.

Hey,

man, you want to hang out with us tonight? It's a hot club. Lots of hot...

lights.

Yeah, man, we keep inviting you. When you going to roll with your dogs?

Oh, he can't tonight. He's got plans.

Can't this man speak for himself?

I can't tonight. I got plans.

That's right. We're going to stay in, cuddle on the couch, and watch our

favorite movie, Save the Last Dance.

You know, that's your favorite movie.

Why, yes, I love it.

Well, we'd stay and join you, but, well, we're straight.

I think it is so sad the way DMACC and Cash have to go out every night.

Clubs, parties, wild women. It's just sad, ain't it, baby? Yeah.

Makes me feel like crying.

Please, Lisa. My date's bringing a friend. You have to come with me. How

even ask me that after our last double date? We picked up my guy after his

arraignment.

Even I'm not desperate enough to wait five to ten years for a second date.

Then stop visiting him on Sundays.

And you're going. I'm sick of watching you make out with your pillow.

He was just saying.

Boy, at least then Sarah have to go out to hot clubs in they skimpy little

dresses and shake it for me.

I'm so lucky to have you, boo.

Yes, you are.

I would never make you go out to hot clubs and shake it.

You can do that right here.

Right now.

Quickly, please.

The director's cut.

Great.

Now it's going to be even longer.

Oh, hey, Brianna. I'm so glad you're here.

I need you to help run lines with me. This is my chance to get back into the

time. Uh -uh. It's Saturday night, and I have plans.

Oh, please.

Have I ever asked you for anything besides money, liquor, or sex?

Who never asked me for sex?

You want me to start?

Okay, I'm cruise ship passenger number 82.

Okay.

But that was my line.

Are you playing a woman?

No, but see, in my mind, I'm ripping a life jacket off of one.

Are you holding her under, too?

If she get between me and the camera.

See, it's gonna be big. It's like the Black Titanic.

It's called Soul Boat.

The boat that really gets down.

Man, I got to be on that boat. I want to get down. Oh, oh.

He is so crazy.

Oh, and musty.

But anyway, baby, do you want to watch the movie first or the Julia Stiles

commentary?

Ooh. They both sound great.

That's a tough choice.

Let me think about it while I'm slowly dying.

Arnaz, come here, man. We gotta talk to you.

All right. Let me turn on the fire on my caramel.

Arnaz, man, what are you doing?

I'm making caramel popcorn for movie night.

It's my own secret recipe.

And the secret is you're gay.

No.

The secret is cinnamon.

And you're just hating because I have a girl and you still have to go out and

look for one. Don't get us wrong. We like Brianna.

But is it really worth it if you can't even go out with the fellas?

What about my caramel corn?

Man, you're soft.

Dude, I am not soft.

Dude, you're wearing a gapron.

Excuse me?

Do you know how hard it is to get caramel out of cotton?

Just admit it. You're afraid of Brianna. Dude, I am not afraid of Brianna.

Huh?

Not afraid of Brianna, huh?

No, I'm not.

I can go out whenever I want, and I'll prove it to you right now.

What's the holdup, playboy?

I'm waiting.

She's holding a shank.

No, she isn't. That's a nail file.

In her hand, it's a shank.

I'm good.

Hey, baby.

You're missing the part where Julia Stiles is telling us how she learned how

be black from eating collard greens.

Uh, that sounds great.

Listen, the guys are going to a club I'm going with them. There's caramel on the

stove. I love you. Polo!

Are you telling me that you'd rather go out with the guys than be with me on a

Saturday night?

Uh, I wouldn't put it that way. Then how would you put it?

I would say that I'd rather go out with the guys than be with you on this

Saturday night.

See how I did that? Completely different.

Fine, Arnaz, do what you gotta do. If that's your choice, then go.

I'm trying, but... But what?

Is there something stopping you? Like your conscience?

Your guilt? The knowledge that you are willing to sacrifice our relationship

your own selfish needs?

You're sitting on my wallet.

your feet all night at the club.

You're just like my parents. You don't want me to wear anything sexy because

think I'll get too much attention.

Maybe even more attention than you.

Please, Lisa. They're not magical shoes.

Well, we're going out. Have a fun movie night with Ernest.

He's not here. He went out.

What? You two are apart?

No way.

He just went out with a guy.

Cool. Then you can go out with us.

Finally. Yeah.

No, I'm not really in the mood.

If we're there looking hot, then maybe people won't notice the leaning tower of

Lisa.

Guys, check it out.

I got an empty bar stool next to a hottie. Say about an eight.

Cool. I could date down if I have to.

That's funny. You say that like you have a choice.

All right. Time to go feed you the corn.

Corn ball walking. Corn ball walking.

What the heck are you guys doing?

Club tactics, man.

Cash goes over and feeds those girls corny lines.

Then we cruise over all smooth and make that corn pop.

Let's go make out.

Hey, baby, you mind if I check your tag?

Just like I thought.

Made in heaven.

There you go, Cash. Man, I heard your corny ass from way over there.

I'm so sorry, ladies, but rich guys never have gang.

How you doing, baby? My name's D -Mac.

Or Ned.

And that's my rich friend, Cash.

Hey, you're good, baby. You're good. You're good.

Uh -huh. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up, bro. What? No shorts, bro. We got a dress

code. Oh, yeah, for regular folks. But see, I'm a celebrity.

I'm Manny, as in Manny of the house, see? My house.

Yeah, well, tonight you Manny in the street.

What? Let me tell you something, steroid Steve. You just let Todd Bridges up in

here. Look, I gotta let Todd in. He's the guy with the cologne set up in the

bathroom.

Step aside.

Oh, man.

Just for that, no autographs.

Hey, Frankie.

Hey. It's me and two friends. tonight.

Nice, nice.

Glad to see you ditch that loser from last week.

Hey, that was me.

Yeah, I'm with them.

Hey, girls. Hey, ladies.

Hey, ladies.

Y 'all know this guy?

Oh, hey, Manny.

Nice. Never seen him before in my life.

Okay, ladies. Let's give him something to look at.

I'm sorry about your breakup, but I feel that a little grudge sex is liberating.

So, uh, liberate yourself, girl.

Grudge me. You know what I'm saying?

You guys are so crazy and cute.

Especially you.

Would you guys mind watching our seats while we go to the ladies' room?

Our nays?

Uh, sure, but, uh, call me nazzy. Ooh, I like that.

Dang, dude, my girl is so hot.

Yo, girl.

What about Brianna?

Come on, man. I'm just looking. All right, sometime a dog has to go to the

of the leash and bark a little.

Woof, woof.

Okay, you're the corny guy from now on, dog. Yeah,

if Brianna ever lets him out again.

Hey, look, Brianna's cool with us being apart and doing our own thing.

I mean, here I am tonight, and where's Brianna? I don't see her.

That's because she's behind you.

her at home she was alone that's why they brought her out with us yeah that's

right we're having a girl's night out aren't we lisa huh did you say something

can't hear you over the pain in my feet now y 'all tripping why don't y 'all

have y 'all girl's night out somewhere else why should we this is the hottest

club in hollywood that is until manny smells

I'm having a guy's night out and then you showed up. It's just kind of weird.

Really? So me being in the same club as my boyfriend is kind of weird?

You're not with your boyfriend tonight. He's with the fellas.

And she's with the girls.

Forget about it. I'm not about to let these boys ruin our night.

Thanks for saving our seats, guys.

Sure, no problem.

Arnaz, you don't have to stand.

I can always sit on your lap.

I'm sorry, do I know you?

will kill us both.

Nuh -uh. I'm not gonna kill anybody. I am too cute to kill anybody.

I'm just about to get my party on.

Brianna. Not now, Arnaz.

Come on, girl. Neck club.

guys at that last club.

Yeah, but all they wanted to talk about was you two.

By the way, you guys have been dating each other for about three years.

Sorry. It's a war out there.

So, are you still mad at Arnaz for talking to that girl? No, it's okay.

about the girl.

Well, it kind of is. So little.

I think it's just because I'm in a new town and I'm feeling threatened by

I tried to dress down.

Look, I don't know what you're worried about. I mean, you're totally hot, too.

And if you want, you can borrow my shoes.

Assuming the swelling goes down.

Okay, we're getting these off of your shoes. Please.

Oh, my gosh.

Why are they so tight?

Oh, girl, your toes wound up like sausages.

Look, you don't really need these shoes to look hot.

Really? Really?

superficial at all.

I'm telling you, the ass in that girl was so stacked, you could have played

pong on it.

You should have gotten her number. For what, D -Mac? I've got Brianna.

But I did have a good time tonight, though. Well, have you talked to your

yet? Nah, I know Brianna. She seems to cool off.

Besides, can you blame her for being jealous? I mean, the girls like what

see.

Stop that, man. Nobody wants to see that. It was bad enough you was doing

on the dance floor.

Hey.

So, had fun with your boys tonight?

Yeah, it was cool.

How were your girls?

Nice.

So, how were your girls?

They weren't my girls. You're my girl.

I know.

Then why are you jealous?

Jealous of who?

The girl with the pay less shoes and the pay even less cleavage?

Yeah, that was a little distracting.

I mean the shoes.

Look, come on. You don't have to worry about anything with me.

I know, I wasn't worried.

It's just that you were so determined to go out without me.

And then I see you hanging out with the guys and the girls.

And I don't know, I guess it was harder than I thought it would be.

Wait, what's harder?

Us? No, not us.

Us being here.

Away from home, away from our friends, our family.

That's all I have out here.

Look, it's hard for me, too.

At least you have school. I'm still trying to figure out what I'm going to

here.

But I think our roommates are okay.

I mean, I like hanging out with them.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

It wasn't that bad being away from you. Okay. I mean, if we're never apart, how

can I miss you?

Wow, that's deep.

That's some college learning right there.

All right, maybe I should get back. Technically, it's still girls' night. I

know, but it's also guys' night.

And guys like to do this with girls.

Arnett, hurry up. We're hungry.

Hey, Brianna, don't let the guys have all the good stuff.

You know what?

Party have the good stuff.

But they don't, so I'm going to eat these cookies.

Yeah. Good night.

Slate your name, please.

Uh, Manny Sellers.

You probably remember me from Manny at the House.

No?

Okay, well, see, I'm also a serious dramatic actor. I did an episode of

.I. I got a copy of it.

Y 'all got that Betamax?

Just through the line. Oh, okay.

That was good,

but we're looking for a male passenger.

The female auditions are at three.

Hey, man, that's outrageous. See, I'm an old man right here, baby. You know what

I'm saying?

You know, I don't have to take this. Good day.

You did say 3 o 'clock, right?

Because, you know, I got a wig and a skirt and a car.

I make it do what it do, baby.

Love you, Daddy. Love you, too, Netta.