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I'd like to take this walk with you and
see you face my whole life
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through. Oh, my God. Is he getting
worse? It's like he's taking unvoiced
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lessons.
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So, what are you and Dim Shady doing for
New Year's?
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Well, it's our first together as a
couple, so I want it to be special.
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Oh, and Teen Vogue says it's Tracy to
throw couples parties.
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And Team Vogue also said a new haircut
would get me a date.
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Come on, Spirit, you'll have fun.
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Somebody has to count down as the
couples prepare to kiss.
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I'm just kidding. We'll do couples and
singles.
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Maybe Zandra can perform.
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Charlie and I can sing the song that I'm
working on.
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Oh, that's nice, lady.
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Remember the good old days when Charlie
was just a boy's name and not an
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annoying French girl?
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Oh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh.
Oh, no.
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But I can't check no one's name.
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Then I'll isolate yourself when there's
nobody.
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Who are you ringing in the New Year
with? I got to tell you, Dee, I'm
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of spending New Year's Eve alone.
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There's nobody I want to be with.
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Flex is tired.
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Okay,
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don't look now.
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I said don't look. But that lying, two
-faced, manipulative little man is
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sitting right behind us.
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And Dwayne's here, too.
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You know, you might be too hard on the
guy. He seems very sweet.
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I thought that one.
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Before he put a tracking device in my
car. Hinted I was a gold digger and
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stalked me.
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No. Yes. Girl, I had to change my pin
number five times because of him.
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Hey, since when did Candy and Danielle
start hanging out? Well, Candy does her
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nails every Saturday. Then they come
over here for coffee after stopping at
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ATM.
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You want Candy's new pin number?
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Oh, so there's no coincidence that we're
here.
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Man, I miss my Candy.
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She hasn't spoken to me in months. What
do you mean?
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I've heard her say such popular phrases
as get the heck away from me and shut up
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shorty and midget please.
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I don't know how I missed Candy's terms
of endearment.
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That's why I'm going to ask her out for
New Year's Eve.
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Maybe you should ask out Danielle.
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Man, I told you I'm rolling solo for New
Year's, man.
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Besides, she has a rule about dating her
patients, even the really good looking
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ones.
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It looks like do me a favor. Go over
there and ask Candy if she has New
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Eve planned.
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I'll meditate in the fifth grade.
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Come on, Fleck.
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If you don't, I'll go over there and
tell Danielle that you like her, like
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No, no, I got it. I'll go.
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But only because I'm taller. Taller
people are more convincing.
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Hello, ladies.
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What do we have here?
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Cook up a date for New Year's Eve.
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You know, you can always call the
takeout because I do deliver.
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Somebody hold him down.
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Look, this is a fundraiser for Orphan.
Now, the women cook a dish and the men
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bid on it. The highest bidder gets the
dish and a date for New Year's Eve with
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the woman who made it.
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Sounds like an escort service with food.
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You know, if you're not doing anything,
you should come by.
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Well, I would, but I already have plans.
I mean, what loser doesn't have plans
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on New Year's Eve?
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Hello?
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Candy, you are a sight for lonely, tear
-stained eyes.
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Midget, please.
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Damien, let's go.
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I guess we're leaving.
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Twain, if you want to talk, call me.
That midget thing, not to hurt.
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Cook up a date for New Year's Eve?
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Man, some people are so desperate.
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Hey, girls, what are you doing? Oh,
we're making a banner for the New Year's
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party we're having here.
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Which I haven't asked him about yet.
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You want me to be safe on New Year's
Eve, and what's safer than the house you
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provide for me?
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And should I have asked you first? Sure,
but spirit blew it.
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All right, you can have your little
house party, but the usual rules do
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No drinking, no drugs, and no baby
making.
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But with one addendum.
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Get spirit kissed at midnight.
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Oh, it's getting sad.
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Hey, French girl, boy.
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Hippie dude, I heard about your little
party you're having.
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I got cameras everywhere.
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See y 'all.
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Hey, baby.
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All right, good news.
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Charlie got the band its first paying
gig down at that new coffee house, Bean
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there. And there might be some record
labels there.
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The bad news is the gig's on New Year's
Eve, so we'll miss your party.
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But wait.
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If you're not here, you and I can't kiss
at midnight.
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So you kiss later.
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Excuse me?
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I don't know what they do in your
country, but here, the person you kiss
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midnight is the person you're going to
spend your year with.
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Uh, sweetie?
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Don't be silly.
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I didn't kiss Spirit last year, yet
everywhere I go, there she is.
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you sure have a lot of rules, Bridget.
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That's not how you love.
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Have it free.
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Yeah.
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Well, my man pays for his love.
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Wait, that didn't come out right.
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Look, how about we take care of this
right now and we all just start kissing?
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I am not that desperate.
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Yet. Uh, excuse us.
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Why should I have to change my plans
because Charlie booked a gig?
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Brianna, this is a paying gig.
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And even though my dad's paying my
rental graduation, Butter and I have
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pay. You think it's cheap living in this
apartment?
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Come on, guys, let's go.
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Speaking of going, we're out of toilet
paper.
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Dwayne, what are you doing?
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Uh, I'm going through Candy's trash.
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Duh.
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I'm looking for clues as to what dish
he's making.
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You brought Candy's trash all the way
over here, but you couldn't take it into
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your own apartment.
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Do you have any idea how bad this stuff
smells?
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Look, smell my hand. Come on, man.
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Ew.
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Yam scratch.
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That combined with the marshmallows and
the brown sugar and this discarded how
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to make yams video.
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I think she's making candy, yeah.
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You know, I gotta tell you, Dwayne, you
have stooped to an all -time low on this
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one. You gotta be pretty desperate to
dig through somebody's trash, man.
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Look, I don't have any options.
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Uh, that's okay. It's more of a stomach,
throat, foot thing.
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Oh, man, she's got nothing but Neiman
Marcus catalogs in here. No wonder she
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rents.
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A recipe for ambrosia salad.
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Flat dab.
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Uh, here's some man's acid.
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Why is my trash can on my coffee table?
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I was wondering the same thing. Girl,
you're gonna have to learn to keep
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You'll never get a man.
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Ah!
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What are you doing here?
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I'm supporting local orphans.
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I thought you said you didn't need a
date for New Year's. Oh, why just have a
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date when you can have a date and a
dish?
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Oh, I wonder who it will be.
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And the highest bidder on the candied
yams is Duane O'Dell Knox.
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What? Doing like a player, huh?
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Which means that his New Year's Eve date
will be Danielle Price.
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What?
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Oh, no, no, no, man. She made the
ambrosia salad.
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Are you calling me a liar?
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I'm saying.
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But since you asked, the ambrosia salad
has the distinction of being the highest
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bid upon plate tonight, which is at $2
,000 by Flex Washington.
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Which means that his New Year's Eve date
will be Candace Taylor.
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Candace Taylor.
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Who the hell is Candace Taylor?
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Listen, don't tell me what I made,
Keebler.
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Now, Danielle baked the yams at my
house, and I used her ambrosia salad
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What? How am I supposed to know that by
going through your garbage?
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You went through my garbage.
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Say who garbage say what? What?
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What kind of man digs through trash?
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Yeah, what kind of man?
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Ladies, ladies, we're here for one
reason only, and that's to keep the
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from catching fire.
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We should do this. But...
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It's for the children.
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Candy and I will go out, and we're going
to have a great time, and you and
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Danielle should try to do the same.
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Well, Flex, just so you know, I do want
to go somewhere expensive.
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Some place that has those fancy onions,
though.
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You know, I'm looking forward to this,
Dwayne. I think we'll have fun.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, be ready by 8.
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I found the boy I'm going to be
exchanging saliva with at midnight.
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Who, the boy who brought his own
Funyuns?
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Yeah, it must be nice anticipating your
New Year's Eve kiss with someone
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special.
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Well, I mean, I haven't spoken to him
yet.
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I know, Spirit.
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That was my way of focusing the
conversation on me.
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Arnez and I should be together on New
Year's Eve, and why aren't we because of
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Charlie?
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Brianna, what's going on with you?
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I don't know.
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Being in love makes you feel so
vulnerable.
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You end up doing crazy things.
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You'll find out someday.
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But I'm about to go down there and get
my man.
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Brianna, you're going to leave your own
party?
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A girl's got to do what a girl's got to
do.
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Hey!
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Listen up. We got to step out for a
minute. Don't take or break anything.
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My daddy has cameras everywhere.
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Oh, and find your boys an ark.
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So you like?
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The best onion loaves in town.
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Yeah, this is nice.
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You know, I admit, I never got the whole
flex thing.
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But I see now how you make an impression
on a lady.
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A bottle of your most expensive
champagne.
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You like?
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I found this place on the internets.
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Flex?
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Dwayne?
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Not to be kidding me. Mm -mm. We see
right through you and the penguin.
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Now, I don't know about you, but I'm
leaving.
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Wait, wait, wait. What are you going to
do? Go home and sit around in your brand
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-new dress and eat Haagen -Dazs because
you're hot for your client who lives in
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your building?
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Oh.
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So you are feeling flat.
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Building who? Client say what?
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Listen, the maitre d' said that he only
has one table left, so we're going to
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have to sit together.
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Well, I'm not sitting next to the
hobbit.
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You think you're pretty smooth, don't
you?
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No, not at all.
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Rose for the lady.
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Flex, I'm not your date.
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Oh, I know.
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Dwayne, pay for that right there.
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What to do, it's up to you.
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Maybe you should try again.
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Maybe you should fade away. Put that up
there. That shade around my man.
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Yeah, that's right. I said that shade.
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Never go against this song.
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Rihanna, it's all just a part of an act.
Putting it on a show, it's all very
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innocent.
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You let me do it all the time.
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Danielle,
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a toast to the best date I've ever had.
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Yeah.
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Why don't you have some of my crab
cakes?
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Oh, Danielle, don't you look so fine
with that sauce dripping down your lip.
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Come on, Flex, we're dancing.
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I'm guessing you're leading.
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Dwayne, don't you think this is getting
out of hand?
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You need to stop playing games. I mean,
you even dragged me and Flex into this
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farce. I didn't drag Flex into this.
This was his idea.
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He wanted to be with you.
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He went to all the trouble just to be
with me?
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I mean, I thought he was doing it for
you.
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Oh, quick. They're looking. Give me a
kiss. Wait,
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look at him now, playing patty cake with
her. He loves that game.
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And you know he loves you too, Candy.
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But then why does he lie, spy on me, and
dig through my trash?
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Flex, what kind of person does that?
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Dwayne does that.
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Look, people do foolish things when
they're in love.
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And we both know there's no bigger fool
than Dwayne.
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Crazy. I know.
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See, but last week, Dwayne spent the
whole day in a tub getting pruney just
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see what he looked like when he got
home.
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But, you know, if the day went by where
he wasn't in my refrigerator stealing my
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food or practicing his Emanuel Lewis
impersonation, you know, I wouldn't know
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what to do.
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Candy, guys like Dwayne, they need lots
of second chance.
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Yeah, I do miss her.
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Come on, it's just one kiss.
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This is ridiculous.
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This is ridiculous.
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Let's go.
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Now or never, okay? You tell her you
love her, and if she rejects you, you
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on.
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May I cut in? Oh, yeah, please do.
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Candy, baby, I love you.
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I'll worship the ground those big feet
walk on.
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You know, I know I've been a fool in the
past, and I'll probably be a fool in
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the future, but I'll always be your
fool.
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Baby, give us another chance.
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Oh, baby, you had me at big feet. Oh.
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Okay, so how much longer are we going to
keep doing this dance?
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Well, that depends.
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You're going to keep stepping on my
feet?
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But not this dance.
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I'm talking about the dance we've been
doing for the past couple of months.
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Oh. Well, I hope you're wearing
comfortable shoes because this dance
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a long time.
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And trust me, I'm with you.
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Oh, you got to go there with it. All
right.
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a gig on New Year's Eve so she can get
our nads all to herself.
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Yeah, Brianna, it was all a part of her
evil French plot. Next, she's gonna
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bring back Kool -Aid.
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Where else would I be?
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Oh, I don't know. Somewhere kissing your
French bluesy. I saw you.
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Yeah, I saw you seeing me. And seeing as
you were seeing me, I thought that I
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had to come see you.
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See?
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Why did you kiss her back?
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I didn't. Well, you didn't stop her.
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Rihanna, she's Prince.
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She'll kiss anything.
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Besides, what was I supposed to do?
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Hit her with my guitar?
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That's what I would have done.
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Why are you being so jealous?
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Because...
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on themselves as you? I mean, that's how
it is when you're a rock star.
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Rock God.
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Well, what am I supposed to do?
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Trust me.
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Look, Brianna, what we have is special.
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And nobody can break it up with us.
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And I don't want that to happen.
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But I don't want you to keep acting like
you'd rather be up there doing your
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rock star thing than be with me.
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Brianna, it's midnight.
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Fans across town playing a game.
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Where am I?
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Happy New Year.
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I see the place
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is gonna win peace.
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Boo.
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What's that smell?
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Oh, wait.
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Funyuns.
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So, did you have a nice night?
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Everything's been perfect so far, except
for one thing.
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What time is it?
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Uh, 1 .59.
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Oh, it's almost midnight in Denver,
which means it's not too late.
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For what?
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For me to give my favorite girl a kiss.
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Happy New Year's, baby.
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Happy New Year's, dear.
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Funyun boy, come back!
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Love you too, Netta.
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