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Oh, look, Daddy. I made Mommy's
Christmas present. It's an ornament with
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pictures from all last year. Oh, what a
clever idea.
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Yeah. Oh, look, that's you last
Christmas when you met Mommy's
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Jayden, for the first time.
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Oh, look.
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He's got you in a headlock.
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Oh, and that's you when you found out
you and Mommy were still married.
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Oh, and that's you when you saw Mommy
came home alive from Africa.
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Oh, and that's you after Natalie dumped
you.
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Granted, these are just pictures of me
crying.
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I know. Mama gonna love it.
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Who cares? Let me help you hang this on
your fake tree.
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Fake, fake, fake.
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That's all Christmas is. Fake.
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Dwayne, who turned you into Mr. Scrooge?
I thought you loved Christmas.
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You know what? I'm broke this year.
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It's been really slow down at the car
lot.
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Man, Christmas is only fun if you've got
money.
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Having fun, Flex?
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Money doesn't solve my problems. I mean,
how fun is it to spend Christmas with
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my should -be ex -wife and her
boyfriend, Crocodile Dumb D?
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to see mommy i haven't seen her in six
whole months oh you're
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finally here i miss you so much i
couldn't sleep last
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night so where's my present okay okay i
think i have it in here somewhere oh
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there it is
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But I can't tell no one else.
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Then I'll isolate yourself when there's
nobody.
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because you're really fat.
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Five months.
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When's your due date?
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Five months, Mommy?
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We email each other every day.
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You tell me all about your ocean
adventures off the coast of South
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the mating habits of a humpback whale,
yet nothing about your mating habits.
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Honey, you know, your mom's been really
stressed out, you know, constantly being
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hunted for the hair on her back. Right.
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Flex, we didn't want to tell Brianna
because everybody knows that a new baby
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tough on the first child.
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And we thought it was important to tell
Brianna about her little brother or
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sister in person.
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Yeah.
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Did you change your name to Nicole?
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Look, sweetie, I want you to know you'll
always be Mommy's baby.
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Now come here and sit on Mommy's lap.
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See? Nothing's gonna change.
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Ow. Ow. Get up. You're crushing the
baby.
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Here's something.
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Flex's wife is having a baby by another
man.
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I don't know who to give the cigar to.
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Look, look, now it's time for me to give
you your Christmas present.
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See, I did a little research, and I
discovered a loophole in the divorce
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Turns out we don't have to wait a whole
year.
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Poor Nicole.
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You'll see anything to keep me from
embarrassing your handler.
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It's true. A judge can grant us an early
divorce due to a...
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Extenuating circumstances.
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And this is an extenuating circumstance.
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How do you like my work, Flex?
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I'm a brother man in the motherland.
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You're more like the loser in Sky Kids.
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Okay, look, what do we have to do to
make this divorce happen? Look, all we
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to do is get a judge to file this
paperwork. Then we'll be divorced, and
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and I can be married before the baby is
born.
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You could just mail me the final
paperwork in Africa. Oh, no, no, no.
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last botched divorce? No, no. I'm going
to find you a judge right now. Think of
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it as my gift to you.
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Okay. Yeah, a baby and a divorce. That's
everything on my Christmas list. Thank
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you, Santa.
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Look at your mom and Jaden.
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It's so nice when old people fall in
love.
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I could vomit.
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How you doing, sweetie?
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Good, Mommy. Thank you.
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Okay, why don't we wrap the rest of
these gifts in your room?
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I'll take the scissors.
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Merry Christmas, Nicole.
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I've got your divorce papers processed
and ready to go. I just need your paw
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print right here on the dotted line.
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Wait, so that's it? You guys are
divorced? As soon as the ink dries.
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Excuse me.
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You know what this means.
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We can get married right away.
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Why don't you let me call Father a day
at the Little Alaska Cousin Church?
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We can get married as soon as we step
off the plane, all right?
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Hold on now. I'm happy for you, bro, but
if you're calling Africa, you better
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dial 10 -10 -3 -2. Use your own phone.
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Well, Flex, it's finally done.
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Yeah. Yes, it is.
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Are you happy?
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Yes. Yes, I am.
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Baby. Bad news. Father of the Day is
booked solid till May.
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But that's not till after the baby is
born. Baby, I know, but there are other
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ministers in Africa.
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Well, no, they're probably booked, too.
I mean, everybody wants to be married by
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the rainy season before all the churches
wash away.
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Fletch, this is all your fault.
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My fault? Baby, calm down. It's just the
hormones talking. Shut up!
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I'd get married from the depths of my
soul to the gas bubbling in my stomach.
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If it was up to me, I'd get a minister
and have you get married in my house
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tonight.
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Really?
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Did you hear that, Jaden?
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Yeah, some crazy idea about us getting
married in your ex -husband's apartment.
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Say what?
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Which I love.
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You're getting married?
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Here? Daddy?
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Baby, you know, the churches, they get
washed away during the rainy season.
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You're the best ex -husband a girl can
ever have.
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Come here.
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It's so nice when old people get
married.
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Shut up!
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What's up, baby?
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Shut up, Mama! You're getting married!
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All right, kids.
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Now, Nicole has hired me to plan her
wedding, so we're going to have to work
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together. Now, Spirit, you're going to
help me find a dress.
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Uh, Arnaz, entertainment.
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Oh, Brianna.
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You're going to make those little almond
wedding favors.
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Now, I've got 20 yards of lace and a
bucket of candied almonds by my bedside.
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You'll understand when you go to
college.
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I'll go get them.
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So, Brianna, there's a lot going on. Got
a wedding and a baby.
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Looking forward to being a big sister.
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Yeah, I'm thrilled.
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Can't you see the joy plastered all over
my face?
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Oh, no, wait. First, you must scrape
away the pain.
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it's great to be the oldest. You get to
tease him about being adopted.
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Ray Ray begs me every day to take him to
Cleveland to meet his real parents.
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Maybe he's trying to get away from you.
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Come on, Arnaz. It's the holidays.
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Let's just count our blessings.
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Or we can count the number of department
store standards your mom is bringing
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home.
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I think you stepped over the line.
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The unemployment line your daddy's
standing in.
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Merry Christmas.
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Adelaide and almond spirit, come with
me. We are going to my favorite dress
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shop.
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You'll understand when you pledge in
grad school. Come on.
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Brianna, are you all right?
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This isn't about us, is it?
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My drama isn't always about you, Arnaz.
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This is about the Jerry Spinger circus
going on across the hall with my mom and
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the impregnator.
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Brianna, I'm surprised at you.
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I always thought of you as a Chelsea
Clinton of broken homes.
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Happy, well -adjusted, and blind to your
parents' shortcomings.
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All I know is my family would have been
a lot better if my parents had never
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gotten a divorce.
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How do you know that?
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Because we would have been a real
family.
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Brothers and sisters with the same
parents, and a mother who's not
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around Africa with her boyfriend.
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And now the baby's going to get
everything I didn't have.
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Well, there's no way that baby's going
to be as cute as you.
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Thank you, Arnie.
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You're welcome.
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Um, I was thanking you for the support,
not the kiss.
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My bad.
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Apology kiss? What? Get out of here.
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What do you want for Christmas, Brianna?
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A real family.
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under the tree.
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Come on, Brianna, get out of bed. We
have to turn it back into a coffee
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Okay, this has to be a bad dream.
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I fell asleep at Dwayne's and I woke up
in the Salvation Army showroom.
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Actually, they found most of this stuff
behind the Salvation Army.
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Angela, your wish came true.
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This is what your life would be like if
your parents stayed together.
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Well, what are the rest of these
regrets?
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The tall one over there is Flex Jr.
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That's Michael and Jordan.
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Pookie.
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There's Tyrone.
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He kind of got a thing for fire.
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That's Nicoletta. And that's Baby.
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Oh, but they're all so cute.
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Who are you talking to?
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Nicole, do we have an Angela?
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No. They can't see me.
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Only you can see me.
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Oh, look how happy they are.
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My mommy and daddy are together.
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I have brothers and sisters.
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And this house is filled with love.
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And some strange smells.
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Hi, Brianna. Mr.
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Barnes, Mrs. Barnes. Hi, Spirit.
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The rest of y 'all.
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Hey, Bri, I brought you a present.
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It's food.
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Hide it so the others don't get it.
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Girl, I'm not about to hide food from my
family.
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We all love each other. We share
everything.
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Come on, everybody.
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I don't need berries on a stick to give
my boo a kiss Is
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this something you forgot to tell
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me You don't have time for love you're
too busy taking care of all these kids
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And without you to hang out with, Spirit
became Arnez's closest friend.
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With benefits.
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Let's go, baby, and get some hot cocoa.
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My treat.
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Can Brianna come, Arnez?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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But don't you be watching.
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Oh, wait, wait, Brianna. I need you to
take your father his lunch. He forgot
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Miracle Whip sandwich again.
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Merry Christmas to all and to all a flat
-out. Ho, ho, ho.
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Well, at least my daddy's still the flat
-out man.
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Hey, flex man, get back to work.
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These floors don't mop themselves.
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Wait, my daddy's a janitor?
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Actually, he just got a promotion.
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He's the assistant to the assistant
janitor.
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Hey, daddy.
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Hey. Hey, baby.
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Um, I brought you lunch.
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Oh, thank you. I'll eat it later.
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Ooh, and saltines. Christmas blessings.
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Daddy, um, do you ever think you'll get
a chance to become like a sports
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reporter or something?
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Without a college education?
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Are you kidding?
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Flex, there's a toilet overflowing.
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Okay, I'll be there in a minute.
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Well, sweetie, uh...
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Thanks for the lunch.
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All right, little ghost of Christmas
ghetto, what'd you do to my daddy?
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I didn't do anything.
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Since your mom and dad never got
divorced and kept having kids, your dad
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had time for basketball or college, so
he never got the chance to play in the
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NBA and become a sportscaster.
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But that was his dream.
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We're not living his dream, Brianna.
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We're leaving yours.
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Tyrone, quit playing with the stove!
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Michael, Jordan, stop playing ball in
the house!
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What? I could be your time out.
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Can I spank him? Let me spank him. I got
some switches ready just in case.
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No!
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Okay, Brianna, when you're through
folding, I need you to give the baby a
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mop the floor, clean the bathroom, and,
oh, scrape the rust off the water
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heater.
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Oh, and then get Christmas dinner
started.
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What do we have here?
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Government turkey.
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Ah, sure, it's boneless and comes in a
can and children under four aren't
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supposed to eat it. But it's meat.
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Michael. No, no, no, Jordan. Turn on the
TV for Mama.
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Ooh, whales.
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Oh, such a majestic mammal.
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Did you know that a blue whale's blood
vessels are big enough for you and me to
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swim in?
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Really, Ma? Mm -hmm. Oh, and their
tongues.
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is an elephant my mom is so smart i feel
like she's wasting her brain here she
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should be doing more than this oh she
does she cleans crabs it's not
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what you thought it would be is it stop
choking them in front of the tvs
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How's your business?
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Man, we just opened another Big Dwayne's
Luxury Cars in Paris.
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Man, each car comes with a carton of
cigarettes and two crepes.
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And since I've been blessed, a little
something for you.
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Dwayne, look, I'm doing fine. I don't
need your money.
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Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. Let's
not be too hasty.
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Dwayne is just being generous.
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Take the money. I need a new robe.
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Woman, I thought we agreed that
Christmas was the one day that we
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argue. Can't I just have one day of
peace?
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Peace?
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I'll give you peace. How about a piece
of my shoe in your behind?
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Oh, see, now, I lifted that restraining
order against you because of the kids.
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Look, I can't make them happy,
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Brianna. Well, why not? Aren't you like
an angel or something?
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I'm not an angel. I'm your guide.
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And can't you see?
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Their lives and your life are exactly
the way they should be.
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Woman, I said I had enough of your back
talk. I said I paid the light bill.
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I knew you didn't pay the light bill.
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I have to go, but don't worry.
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I'll see you again in four months.
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Yes.
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Wait, what do you mean, sis?
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Nini cupinda.
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Nini cupinda? What does that mean?
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Wait, Angela.
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Angela!
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Oh, Brianna, you're not dressed.
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Baby.
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Baby, why aren't you dressed? The
wedding's about to start any minute.
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Mommy, it's you.
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Yeah. And you're not wearing your funky
house coat.
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On my wedding day? I hope not.
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Well, baby, why aren't you dressed?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no, you don't want Mommy to get
married.
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Baby, I won't get married if you don't
want me to get married. No, no.
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Mommy, I want you to get married.
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I want you to be happy.
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You look beautiful.
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Dwayne picked out a great dress for you.
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I know. I can't believe he took me to
Baby Mama Bridal Shop.
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Look, baby, um... I'm sorry if I haven't
set a good example for you.
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Believe me, I did not do this on
purpose.
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They don't have the patch in Skakooza.
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Look, Mom, everything is perfect, just
the way it should be.
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You and Daddy had your time together,
and now it's time for you and Jaden.
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And plus, I'm really excited about the
baby.
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Oh, God.
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That is so important to me.
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Baby, I just want you to know that no
one, and I mean no one, can replace you
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my life.
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So if you ever, ever want to come back
to me,
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Baby, I am always here for you.
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Ooh.
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The baby just kicked.
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Oh, she did?
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Let me feel.
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She? We don't know if it's a girl.
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I do.
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You should name her Angela.
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Angela.
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I like that.
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Mommy, what does ninico panda mean?
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Oh, that's Swahili.
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It means I love you.
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Cool.
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I love you, too.
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And who giveth this woman away?
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We do.
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Merry Christmas.
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Love you too, Netta.
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