All language subtitles for one_on_one_s02e18_i_know_what_you_did_last_thursday

Good morning, Fiona.

Uh, uh, great morning. Once again, I'm
waking up to a hot breakfast without

having to hear my daddy scream, fire!

Oh, I was worried you were bored of me
and my pancakes.

Girl, are you kidding?

You're always making different flavors.

Strawberry, raspberry, blueberry.

Oh, and my daddy only makes one kind,
berry nasty.

And just for that, I'm not making my
special eggs ever again.

Oh, no!

No more scrambled, I can't believe it's
not eggs.

What's wrong?

There is actually a bottle of ketchup.

Yeah, I went to the grocery store and
picked up a few things for you guys, so

you wouldn't have to keep borrowing from
Wendy's.

Oh, let's see what else you got.

Oh, dynamite!

What? Real napkins.

With flowers!

Oh, what the...

A woman in our life with good taste in
it. My shoe size.

Oh, it's like we're a normal family.

Hey, man. How far are you coming?

Sometimes in the thought you can be
alone by yourself.

But I have a partner when I can't turn
on.

your dad's surprise retirement party.
Dwayne, I've seen you dance. You're not

that good.

Very funny.

Look, Flex, you put me in charge of
entertainment, you have to trust my

instincts. Why don't you get Candy to
help you? She's dating you, so I know

she's got an eye for circus freaks.

Hey, guys.

Flex, I picked you up some new bed
sheets.

500 thread count, Egyptian cotton.

Ooh, Egyptian cotton.

Man,

I don't know why the Romans ever left
Egypt.

So, uh, NatDog, you nervous about
meeting Flex's parents at the party next

Not really. I think I'm actually going
to make a great impression, at least on

your dad. I have the perfect gift idea
for him.

Oh, uh, oh, you're so sweet, Natalie.

But, uh, my dad was in Vietnam. He
doesn't care about your frilly

used to brush his teeth with a rock.

So, uh, don't worry your pretty little
head.

You are such a misogynist.

Well, I do enjoy a good rubdown.

Oh, Fletch.

What's going on around here, man? I
mean, Natalie's redecorating your place.

Talking back to you.

Did she move in?

She hasn't moved in. This is still my
place, my crib, my kingdom. Oh, your

kingdom. Yeah. I suppose that this is
the royal potpourri, your highness.

Oh, Natalie bought that.

Daddy's idea of air freshener is burping
after eating an orange.

Okay, it's true.

I don't know when it happened. It just
kind of snuck up on me.

This relationship is in full bloom.

And I'm not looking for the weed killer.

And where do you think you're going?

Oh, to the movies with Arnaz and Spirit.
Is that okay? It depends. What movie?

Kill, Die, Be Dead.

You mean the sequel to Stab, Stab, Die
already?

Sweetie, you know how you are about
horror movies. The last time you came

so pale, you looked like the old white
guy from Poltergeist.

But Daddy... Brianna Latrice Vaughn.

promise me you will not go see kill die
be dead fine daddy i promise i will not

go see kill die be dead why are you
screaming the

movie just started yeah nobody's killed
died or be dead yet i

know

Well, if she's here, your dad can't be
far behind. You better hide.

Did you think I was looking for a lost
milk dud down here?

Oh, Clay Rene just sat out next to Miss
Clark.

Clay Rene, the football player?

Yeah, he's headed for the Hall of Fame.
His nickname is the Bone Crusher.

Well, it looks like he's got a crush on
Miss Clark.

Well, what about my dad?

My dad, my dad.

I don't think your dad is his type.

Pork skins, Flex?

You trying to kill the man before he
retires?

I mean, these things are like truth
serum for my dad.

A belly full of these, and I'll get the
name of every friend he would want at

his surprise party.

Yeah.

Hey, Pop, there you go.

Ah, pork skins.

Nature's candy.

So, Flex, how are things with Natalie?

Your mother and I are looking forward to
meeting her. Oh, everything's fine,

Pop. Great.

This is going nice and slow, nice and
slow.

So, uh, how's your old friend Arnie
Leach? He moved to Florida, right? Have

talked to him lately?

Oh, that would be an expensive call,
since he's dead.

This must be serious.

Well, you don't get much more serious
than that.

I met Flex and Natalie, fool.

Let me tell you, Mr. Barnes, you are
going to love Natalie. I mean, she's

Just look what she's done with Flex's
place. She's made it so... Homey. What's

up?

I meant homey feeling.

Yeah, son, I've been meaning to ask you.
When did she move in?

She hasn't moved in, Pop.

Son, you have sparkly pillows.

She's in.

Okay, yeah, we're getting serious.

And she does spend a lot of time here,
but I'm okay with that.

In fact, I like it.

And you know what else I like?

Your poker buddies.

What's your old buddy Leroy Johnson up
to?

You mean when he's not dead?

Why is Natalie here with Clay Renee?

Everything between her and my dad is
going so great.

Are you sure it's her?

I'll find out.

Ow.

Yeah, it's her.

Dang. Come on, y 'all. We got to get a
closer look so I can find out what's

really going on. Hey, I don't want to
miss anything.

Boy, it's a horror movie.

The girls put their nighties on, go down
to the basement with a weak flashlight

and die. Okay, let's go.

Don't go in there!

Did I tell her not to go in there?

I'm so glad you were home when I called.
I really needed to see you.

Come on, you know me.

You call, I jump.

with the stones of life.

Well, good luck with that. Yeah, see ya.

Hey, Bree.

You went to see Kill, Die, Be Dead,
didn't you? What?

Dang, that's crazy talk. I was at a
library.

Okay, so how about a nice hot cup of...

believe you went to see it after i told
you not to well uh natalie was there

with claire renee where at kill diaper
death i saw you why didn't you say hi

don't even try to deny the fact that huh
i knew she was going to the movies with

clay how's he doing oh he's doing okay
he says hi wait

wait you know about her and claire renee
they used to

date what did they break up an hour ago?

Brianna, Clay and I are just friends.
Your father knows that.

And he also knows that he can trust me.
Isn't that right, Flex?

Of course.

Brianna, Natalie and I trust each other.
We don't have any secrets.

Exactly. Which is why I can tell your
father I'm having dinner with Clay

tomorrow night and he won't get jealous.

Excuse me?

You're having what, what, when, when,
why, why?

Because we're friends.

There's two nights in a row.

Okay with it, right? Yeah, Daddy.

You okay with it, right?

Of course.

That's tripping.

Yeah, because Natalie and I, we have a
relationship that's built on trust.

Solid. Aw, thank you, baby.

You're probably the most together
boyfriend I've ever had.

Yeah, that's me.

Oh, where you going? We in mid -hug.

You're actually going to love this.
Watch. How low can you go?

Don't drown.

Watch out now. Go on now.

Go on.

All right.

All right, now go on now. Give it up for
the water bottle guy.

Hey, man, that was just fantastic.

Ooh.

And refreshing.

Go ahead and keep building.

Oh, man, I told you.

I don't know why you keep auditioning
all these acts for your father's

retirement party.

You should just let my sister Javaca
sing.

Ooh, she sings like an angel. Yeah, like
an angel that's been throttled and

tossed into a blender.

Next up, Hoopalicious.

All right, Ms. Licious, it is time to
raise the hoop.

Move it up.

Come on, Flex, can you show a little
more enthusiasm?

You're not even paying attention.

Freaks have feelings, too, you know.

You're right, Dwayne. I'm sorry, man. I
just can't stop thinking about Natalie

and Clay Renee.

Flex, stop worrying.

Natalie is your girl, and she's crazy
about you.

Even though Clay Renee is fine and looks
like a Greek god.

Ooh, I wonder what he would look like
coming out of a clamshell.

Oh, hello, hello.

All right, your man's right here.

All right, respect me.

I know I should trust her, and I'm even
sure I do, but who stays friends with an

ex? Oh, lots of people, Fletch. I have
tons of old boyfriends I'm still friends

with. Uh, baby, I've been meaning to
talk with you about that.

Now that you and I are taking a love
nap...

Oh, baby,

you are definitely getting a call back.

There you go. Thank you very much for
coming.

So you're friends with these guys, and
you don't think that they have any sort

of hidden agenda?

No. Well, they do. How do you know?
Because they're guys, and guys want one

thing, all right? We just lay in wait
like a cheetah, just praying for that

moment of weakness, and that's when we
pounce on you as a friend.

So when we were just hanging out as
friends, you were just waiting around to

pounce on me?

All right. No, no, no.

Next up, Benny and Kenny.

Here you go.

Whenever you're ready, fellas.

Thanks. Yeah, thanks. It's good to be
here. Now, Kenny, let me do the talking.

Yeah, whatever.

Hi, I'm Benny, and this is my good
friend, Kenny.

Oh, we're better than good friends. I
don't let just anyone stick a cold hand

there.

Say, Flex, if you think I'm just friends
with Natalie, you da dummy.

Oh, no, no, no.

Clay. No, no, no. I'm wood.

Trust me. I can trust you. I can trust
you.

Ooh, uh -oh.

The only time you bring out the dumbbell
is when you're really upset with

somebody. And I haven't done anything
wrong.

Today.

So this must be about Natalie.

Brianna, I hate to admit it, but you're
right.

Something's up with Clay and Natalie.
The dummy told me.

Dwayne? Uh, yeah, sure.

Well, you know what? I'm glad to see
that my old daddy's back. All that I'm a

mature boyfriend gibberish was really
starting to worry me. Yeah, you don't

me going to the movies or having dinner
with any of my ex -girlfriends.

I'm saying that woman is two -timing us.
The point is, when a relationship is

over, it's over. Say bye -bye and close
the book. Don't mess with my woman.

and handle this like a man.

Um, um, Daddy, it is Clay, the bone
crusher, Renee, and you're just Flex,

the bony Washington.

How many times do I have to tell you I'm
not bony? I'm wiry.

Okay, you drive. I'll do a few more reps
in the car on the way to the

restaurant.

Hope the restaurant's in Albuquerque.

Maybe I overreacted. I don't want to
embarrass myself.

Oh, no.

Isn't that the touch and giggle?

That's my touch and giggle.

Okay, it's time to make her choose. It's
either us or him. Go kick some butt.

Before I go over there and give him a
beatdown, we need a plan. Something

sneaky, something intricate, something
devious.

What would the Russians do?

You want to stand in line? to beat them
up no they would send in one of their

top spies the kgb or in my case one kid
hey

the bigger they are the harder they fall
i'm about to kick some butt for my

daddy

There has to be some information
gathered. There has to be some

Wait, what does French art have to do
with this?

What do you do in school? Sleep?

I'm talking about a gathering of
information.

Now, if you go over there and she
introduces you as her boyfriend's

all good.

But if she introduces you as just
another student, then it's on.

then I should just come over and say hi.
So, hi.

Are you with your dad?

Who? No.

Oh, him.

Dad, dad. Yeah. No, he's not here. He's
somewhere.

But, um, why don't you introduce me to
your friend?

Oh, of course, Clay. This is Brianna.

Hello, Brianna.

That's it?

I'm just Brianna?

Yeah. And what are you doing down here
by yourself?

Hey, you're not the one asking
questions. I'm the one asking questions.

questions.

And I'll be right back.

What happened?

There was a flaw in your plan. She
stopped short of Brianna.

That's it.

I'm going to go punch him.

After I blind him with this song.

You didn't know your daddy was a
roughneck, huh?

Hey, Clay, let me holler at you.

See, I... Natalie, please don't leave me
for Clay Rene.

I told you, we're just friends.

You and him, not you and me, right?

Daddy, stay strong. There is no way they
can be just friends.

All right, Daddy, just let it go, let it
go. Ain't nobody worth dying for.

Clay, I can handle this.

Flex, I'm here for you.

Clay gave me an autographed football to
give to your dad at his retirement

party. And to thank him, I was just
taking him to dinner. Mm -hmm. A likely

story. Yeah, likely and true story.

I told you, we're just friends.

The only thing we have in common are
horror movies and nice restaurants.

Hey, bro.

Sometimes it's nice to have a woman as
just a friend.

Yeah, sometimes you got an emotion you
want to share that only a woman will

understand.

I'm going to take off and let you guys
sort this out.

Well, this might be a good time to tell
you, man.

I'm a fan.

Maybe sometime you can come down and do
my show, flat out.

I guess that's a flat no.

Natalie, don't blame Daddy.

Brianna, stay out of this.

But it's my fault.

Oh, Natalie, listen to the girl. She
makes a lot of sense.

Look, it's just that things are going so
well between you two.

It just felt like we were becoming a
real family.

Brianna, I feel the same way.

But trust is a very important part of
any relationship.

If the three of us don't have it, it's
not going to work.

That's exactly what I've been trying to
tell her.

Nice try.

But I am flattered that you were willing
to fight Clay and sacrifice your good

looks for me.

Girl, please, that would have ran long
before it got to that.

Miss Licious, can you make some more of
this for my dad's retirement party next

week?

Ma 'am, who needs a blender when you
have Miss Licious?

Hey,

guys, we're back.

Who's that?

Oh, she's my new friend.

Oh, you said I could have a platonic
friend.

Oh, really?

Love you too, Netta.