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Look, Spirit, the Valentine's Day dance
is in a couple of days. You need to find
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a date. I hate this whole Sadie Hawkins
thing.
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Will you stop being a sissy and just ask
somebody? I am not a sissy.
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Then prove it.
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Okay, maybe I am a sissy.
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And besides, who would want to go with
me to the dance?
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Girl, any guy would be lucky to be your
date.
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You got that cute little shave,
beautiful eyes, and girl, you light up
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hallway with that smile.
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Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
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I mean, I do use baking soda.
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So you know what? Get your pretty smile
over there and ask that boy to the
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dance. Hi.
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Hi, would you like to go with me to the
Sadie Hawkins dance?
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So, what did he say?
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He said I'm much, much too fabulous for
him. Really? No.
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When I can't find nobody Then I'll
isolate yourself When there's nobody
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Let me get that.
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A big baby. Yeah, it's a baby.
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Oh.
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There you go.
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I love you.
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Wait a minute.
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Did I just say I love you?
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Did I just say it out loud?
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Well, I never say it first, except when
I'm thinking about Hattie Berry.
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Man, she is fine.
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I love you, too.
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You do?
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Then why didn't you say it first?
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I was waiting for you to say it. Well,
what if I didn't say it at all? Oh, you
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were going to say it.
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I can't believe we waited this long.
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I'm sorry, baby. I just had to be sure.
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Because you're going to be apologizing
all night long.
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So when was your last HIV test?
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HIV test?
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That's not an apology.
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Flex.
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Never.
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You've never been tested?
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Look, do you take a driver's test every
time you get in your car?
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I'm healthy. I've always practiced safe
sex.
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Flex, before we have sex, I need you to
get tested.
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All right, I'll make an appointment
tomorrow.
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I'm going to want to see the results.
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Okay, I'll really make an appointment
tomorrow.
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Baby, you have no idea.
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Hey, little mama.
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Oh, hey, Boo Bear.
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So, uh, I want to go to the Valentine's
dance with me next week. Uh, excuse me.
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It's a Sadie Hawkins dance, which is all
about the girls asking the boys. It's
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about female empowerment.
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Oh, well, does that mean I don't have to
pay for the pre -dance dinner?
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Uh, it's Sadie Hawkins, not the ends of
the world.
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Hey, am I paying for three, or does
Spirit finally have a date?
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Look, Josh, come on. I told you. My
girl's going through a little dry spell.
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Dry spell?
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The U .N.'s going to start dropping her
supplies.
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Arnaz, Justin Simple Lake.
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Oh, you're funny, Arnaz, but I got the
girl. Oh, yeah?
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Um, excuse me. No, no, excuse me. Excuse
me.
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Y 'all should not be fighting over me in
school, especially when there's nobody
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in the hallway.
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line at Starbucks. His name is Marvin,
and he likes short mochas. And girl, he
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was not talking about the coffee.
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I'm so happy for you guys. Isn't that
great news?
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News? It's all over school.
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Short mocha, blah, blah, blah.
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It's all a talk in the teacher's lounge.
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It is nice.
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May I have your attention, please?
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Today's lunch specials are Floppy Joe's
and Salisbury Steak. And hey, everybody,
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Spirit Jones has finally met a man.
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Way to go, girl. Thank you.
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So, Flex, it's Friday.
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Any big plans planned?
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Nah, probably just going to catch the
Wizards game tonight.
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Chill out.
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Take an HIV test. You know, hit a club.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What are you doing before the club?
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Chill out. No, no, no. After chilling
and before the club.
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What are you doing? That's right, you
heard me. I'm taking an HIV test.
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So, Candy, how do you like the weather
we're having?
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You know, Flex, you don't have to be
ashamed.
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I get a test every six months.
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Or every 2 ,000 miles.
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Just like an oil train.
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But let's get to the real deal.
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Why didn't you and Natalie get tested
before you had sex?
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Well, we haven't had sex yet.
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Natalie wanted to take it slow. And in
this day and age, the responsible
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takes care of himself and his woman.
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So you're not getting any until you take
the test, right? And that too.
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Well, as a gambling man, I've studied
the stats.
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And the odds of me catching the big A
are very slim because I'm a non -drug
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-using, extra -heterosexual brother. You
heard that?
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You? Man, I'm so straight, I don't make
left turns.
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In pledge, my brother, I, too, have been
tested.
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And Magic Johnson proved that all
players can be at risk. That's right,
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Men can't get it from women, too. So you
hetero fella can go straight to dead if
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you're not careful.
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Come on, y 'all ain't trying to hear all
this depressive stuff.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna go outside and hang my man one
-legged Willie.
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Man, what's wrong with him?
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Brother's scared.
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Have you seen some of the women he's
dated?
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Last one looked like a petri dish and
stilettos.
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Well, I'm not scared. I'm going to take
that test and get it over with. Well,
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good luck, man. I don't need luck. You
sure? I'm positive.
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No, I'm negative.
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I mean, I'm positive, then I'm negative.
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So what brings you by today?
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Well, I stubbed my toe yesterday, and I
figured since I was here, why not take
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an HIV test?
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Oh, no problem.
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Now, is there any reason to believe you
may have contracted HIV?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no, no, no. This is just for my
girlfriend. You know, whatever happened
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the good old days was just flowers and
candy.
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Well,
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I just wish more women were as
responsible.
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Men are so impatient when it comes to
sex. And I try to let you know about
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Please, just give me the test.
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Okay. First, let's discuss your risk
level. Hold on.
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There is none. I feel good, and I look
even better.
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Flex, one in three people who have HIV
don't even know it. In fact, it's
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becoming the leading cause of death
among African Americans 25 to 44 years
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Take a look at this.
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Wow. Whatever happened to good old heart
attacks and car accidents?
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Yeah, Flex, those were the good times.
But unfortunately, HIV is on the rise
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globally. Look at that.
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Two out of every five new HIV cases are
from heterosexual transmission.
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So, how many sex partners have you had?
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Why, Dr. T, shouldn't we be having this
conversation over wine?
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Eight or nine.
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Give or take a zero.
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Look, but I have always practiced safe
sex.
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I said practice. I didn't say perfect.
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All right, Flex, well, think about it
this way.
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If you have had sex with just 10 women
and each one of them has had sex with 10
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men who have each had sex with 10 other
people and so on and so on and so on,
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well, flex conceivably, you could have
had sex with as many as 100 ,000 people.
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Emily.
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See my palm pilot?
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What'd it look like? Like it was worth
$500?
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Oh, that palm pilot. I put it in the
lost and found.
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Here it is. Hey,
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how'd the HIV test go?
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Ah, come on. Can y 'all give it a rest?
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What's up, Flex? Are you okay?
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Everything's cool. My doctor called me
with the results in a few days.
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Yeah, that way can be stressful.
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You know, after my last test, I lost
three pounds.
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Shoot, I might be due for another one.
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Yeah, dog, those can be some rough days.
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I just hope you don't go through the
five stages of grief like I did.
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Hey, man, I'm healthy. I don't have
anything to worry about.
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Hey, come on, Flex.
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HIV is a scary thing. It's all right to
be afraid. But I'm not afraid.
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Come on, Flex. I know you're a little
scared.
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I'm not! I'm not! I'm not!
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Where are Spirit and this Marvin dude?
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Ginger is waiting for us at the movie,
and I don't want to be late.
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Man, relax.
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All right, we're going with girls.
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Who's watching the movie?
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Well, my hands will be busy, but my eyes
will be on you.
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Hey, whoa, easy, lover boy.
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I'm sticking with the ladies.
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Is that who loaned you the lip gloss?
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It's okay. My friends will understand.
They're cool.
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Oh, stop. I do not have a badunkadunk.
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Okay, fine.
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That was Marvin.
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And he can't make it tonight, but I
asked him to do my date for the Sadie
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Hawkins dance. You're gonna love him.
He's a dream.
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I bet he is.
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, come on.
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It's obvious why this Marvin guy
canceled tonight.
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His last name is figment of her
imagination.
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Spirit wouldn't make him up.
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That's right.
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A girl's not crazy.
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property, Flex? I'm looking for the rest
of my newspaper.
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I paid 50 cents for a whole paper, not
45.
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That paper boy is out there smoking up
my nickel.
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Uh, Flex, the real estate section comes
out on Sundays.
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Oh, what?
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Are you a newspaper expert now?
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Ooh, somebody's got a PhD, a paper
-having degree.
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Flex, don't be so mean.
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Oh, should I be more like you?
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I'm so nice.
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I'm an artist. I have long, curly hair,
and I'm HIV negative.
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Okay, you know what? No, no, no. Hey,
hey, hey.
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Madeline.
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Madeline.
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Remember, look, that really isn't Flex
speaking, all right? That's his fear.
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Now, in this time of need, we have to be
understanding.
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Give love, not anger. What are you
whispering about, mini -me?
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Flex, look, I'm your friend, and I know
you're going through a tough time, but
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I'm going to be here to see you through
it. Oh.
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Isn't that nice? You see that, Natalie?
The Elfin King has feelings.
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Now go climb up in your hollow tree and
get me some crackers.
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Crackers.
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Dear Lord, I promise to be a better
person.
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I'll do more volunteer work. I'll even
become an Angels fan.
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Or the Saints.
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Even the Padres.
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If you just let me be HIV free, I'll...
I'll...
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Never have sex again.
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At least not for a very long time.
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Hold that thought.
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Hey, Mr. Washington.
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I'm here to pick up Brianna for the
dance. You can't have sex.
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We're just gonna dance.
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No, I don't want you dancing either.
See, dancing leads to sex. I saw a
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footloose.
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Hi, Daddy. I'll be home by midnight.
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Nine o 'clock.
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Good night, Josh. Thanks for bringing
Brianna home early. Wait.
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Daddy.
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All right. Go.
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But don't have sex.
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What's wrong with you?
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Yeah. I can't dance either.
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Honey Bunny, is there any chance you're
a little confused about Marvin? Like,
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maybe you thought you met him, but you
didn't?
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Are you saying I'm crazy?
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I'm just saying that you're... creative.
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Oh, so you don't believe me either?
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Well, for your information, Marvin isn't
a figment of my imagination.
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Yeah, I heard Josh.
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Pine cookies, hot out of the oven.
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Mmm.
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Thanks.
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Baby, isn't that hot?
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Yeah. Ow.
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Honey, cheer up.
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I'm sure when the doctor calls, it'll be
good news.
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You don't know how many women I've slept
with.
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All kinds of women.
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Short, tall, hairy.
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And that's enough sharing.
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Hey, everybody.
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Ah, do I smell Valentine cookies?
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Dwayne, I'm glad you're here. Flex is in
a funk. Help me cheer him up, please.
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All right, so what's pulling your tail,
dog?
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I'm just depressed, man.
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I'm going to miss you guys so much when
I die.
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Die? Dwayne, tell him he's not going to
die.
256
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Well, I mean, we're all going to die one
day.
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I mean, Flex, you.
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Me. Oh, my God. I'm going to die.
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You
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look
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nice.
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Thank you.
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Oh, so where's Ginger?
264
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Oh, we had a fight.
265
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We broke up.
266
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Nah. Her mom was sick so she couldn't
come.
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But, uh, what if we did break up?
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Well, I... Hey,
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spirit!
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Look, girl, I just want to tell you that
I'm sorry.
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If you tell me that Marvin's real, then
I believe you.
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But I also believe that he's a jerk for
staring you up.
273
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I understand why you guys think I had to
make up a boyfriend.
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Obviously, no one wants to be with me.
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Okay, now you really are crazy.
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Spirit, you're beautiful and special.
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Yo, excuse me, I'm looking for Spirit
Jones.
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I got a song for my girl Spirit, my
short mocha.
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Girl, you want to know what's up?
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I can truly say that I love you.
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And we know that love is not broke up.
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things in love that you'll never do.
283
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:44,480
I can never jump off a building and
survive.
284
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And if that building were burning, I
might never leave you inside.
285
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I'd probably never leave.
286
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Who's Mario?
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Marvin is Mario.
288
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No, who's Mario?
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Okay, shh, baby, just stand here and
look pretty.
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Oh,
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man.
292
00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:30,010
Hey, Flex, you want in on the next game?
293
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,060
Yeah, man, you did invite me over to
play poker.
294
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,080
I assumed I'd be taking your money, too.
295
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,560
Nah, dog, I'm busy working on my will.
Yeah.
296
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:40,640
Brianna gets my condo, my IRA, and my
sweaters.
297
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And I have some nice sweaters.
298
00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:49,660
Hey, D, you know what? I'm thinking
about giving you my navigator. Oh, cool.
299
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,160
Hey, man, could you trade in for a blue
one?
300
00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:55,440
Relax. Why are you suddenly writing a
will?
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It's been five days.
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00:17:57,100 --> 00:18:00,820
Obviously, Dr. Taylor can't muster up
the courage to call me and give me the
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00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:05,020
news. So I thought I'd take the time to
put my affairs in order.
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Bro, even if you are positive, HIV is
not a death sentence, man.
305
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I mean, with the new medications, people
are living full lives.
306
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,400
Whoa. You don't even like to talk about
HIV.
307
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,340
Why do you suddenly sound like Liv
Taylor?
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00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:21,560
Well, you know, I decided to get tested.
309
00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:24,860
Oh, that's all right. Well, I hope it
was because of my good example.
310
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,240
Yeah.
311
00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:28,660
And because I met this girl who says I
got to do it, but you know.
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What can I say, man?
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I'd do anything for a bowl of glass.
314
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,520
I heard that.
315
00:18:37,940 --> 00:18:38,940
Hello?
316
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Oh, hey, hey, Dr. Taylor.
317
00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:44,660
Yeah.
318
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,280
Uh -huh.
319
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Really?
320
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No, no, thanks for calling.
321
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Okay, bye.
322
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,120
Ray, hey, what are y 'all going to do?
323
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:07,780
Yeah, I guess we should probably leave,
Walt. What, we're not going to play
324
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:08,780
another hand?
325
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:13,980
Oh. All right, now, Flex, take it easy,
man. We're taking off.
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00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,540
Dwight, get out.
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00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,320
Get out.
328
00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:28,540
Natalie, thank you for making me take
that test. You're welcome. Now, let's
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00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:29,540
more naked. Oh.
330
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,320
and I will tell you later.
331
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:42,600
No, no, sweetie. Natalie was just
checking for moles. You know, I see you
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00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,960
want to be alone, so I can just go to
Spirits and come back tomorrow.
333
00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:49,500
No, no, that can wait. Come in, sweetie.
334
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:56,140
Daddy wants to talk to you about
something that's very important.
335
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:58,920
It's about HIV.
336
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:21,860
be here soon though you're gonna love
josh he's so cool oh yeah sure sure have
337
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:25,260
you ever even met this josh dude before
he's a figment of her imagination
338
00:20:53,130 --> 00:20:54,130
Love you too, Netta.
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