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Daddy, why am I carrying the heavier
part of the tree? Because I'm wearing
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dope jacket that I don't want to get sap
on.
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Well, did we pass against the cheapest
tree on the line?
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Let me put it to you like this. The
cheaper the tree, the better your gift.
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Hey,
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Merry Christmas.
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Oh, Mama, you made it before the
blizzard.
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Oh, baby, not too tight.
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I'm not feeling too well from the
flight.
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It's probably just jet lag.
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Don't you mean broom? Lag by pretty.
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Flex, I am not in the mood. Oh, come on,
Nicole.
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Just one more time. Come on, what you
got? Come on.
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You so thin, if we put a dime on your
head, you'll look like a nail.
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That's all you got? You must really be
sick.
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Oh, a box of unhung Christmas
decorations.
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Oh, and a broken down Christmas tree.
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Still doing Christmas last minute, huh,
Flash? Hey, what you call last minute, I
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call a free treat.
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Well, I hope you didn't wait till last
minute to get that two -way page
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on my ass for it.
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Why you gonna play me like that? I got
you covered, baby.
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You know, go in my bedroom and get that
Pepto for your mom.
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Oh, sure. Thank you so much.
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She's jumping, man.
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Got her covered when you play with me
like that.
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You a radio chef?
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You got any more of those two -way -page
cell phones?
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A championship ring.
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Kevin Garnett, a diamond earring buffer.
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And Latrell Sprewell, some dandruff
spray for his braids.
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Well, that's all for the Flex Files on
Flex Washington.
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Flat out, back to you, Edwin.
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God bless you.
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Gesundheit. And back to me. Looks like
the blue bug that's going around has
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our anchorman.
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And when we come back, Edwin will have
the latest update on the blizzard.
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And hopefully a tissue.
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And we're out.
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Cover your mouth. Look at these
weaklings. I once worked 56 hours
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pneumonia. So what if I don't have the
full use of my right lung?
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Well, I'm sorry to hear about your
little handicap, but I got my own
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Like, when am I going to start to cover
the hard -hitting stories?
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I've become a diligent, thorough... old
hard -working reporter.
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It's my time. No, it's Christmas Eve,
and you should be home with your family.
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Only those of us with an empty womb
should be working.
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All right, then. Merry Christmas, and
may your womb be filled with joy.
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Hey, everybody.
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Hey.
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Ooh, girl.
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Looks like you got hit by a truck, and
it backed up and ran over you again.
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Please don't go.
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Okay, okay, I won't. Ooh, I'm sorry you
had to fight dirty with them fake tears,
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but I learned from the best. Thank you,
Daddy.
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Okay, I'm about to go put your bags up
in the back.
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Ooh.
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You know what? Maybe it was those polar
bear burgers I ate on the plane.
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Well, with you being sick, it's good
that you're sleeping here.
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Sleeping here?
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After what happened Thanksgiving?
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Flex, I thought that we decided that,
uh, you weren't gonna get any more of
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this.
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No, no, no, no. We decided that being
friends was better for us, and you
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getting any more of this.
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You wish. That you wouldn't beg for it.
Yes, I do.
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Anyway, Brianna wants you here, and she
would love to have both of us home for
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Christmas. Well, you don't have to work
at all. Well, even if I had the
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opportunity, I can't run off on
assignment doing Brianna's first
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me. Old saga of a single parent versus
career.
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I lived it for 12 years. It sure puts a
dent in your social life.
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Girl, my bachelor days came so long ago,
I can't even remember what a Raven's
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Chili to party was like.
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And wait a minute.
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Hmm, there it is.
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Hmm. So how are we going to decorate
this sorry -looking tree?
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The same way we deal with Uncle Loxman's
gambling problem.
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We had it.
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Look at all the gifts under the tree.
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It's disgusting. It's from things for
commercialism. You spend all your
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allowance again, huh? Girl, you know it.
Not a lot to give you for Christmas is
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a hug.
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And a little for me.
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And a little for my homies.
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And a little more for my ladies.
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This eggnog is going to be better than
Viagra.
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Don't you drink too much of that or the
answer's gonna be, no, I have a
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headache. Oh, it ain't your head I'm
interested in.
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Man,
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it is coming out out there.
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I swear, it's so cold, I saw a homeless
man jump out of his box and into a
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refrigerator.
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I accommodated a snowcat awful lot.
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It was either that or hole up in the
sales office with this old cleaning
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Now, if I was 40 years older, you'd
invite her to dinner just like you did.
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Yeah, you know me, dog.
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Hello?
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Hey, Stacy.
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What's going on? Oh, nothing much.
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I was just thinking about that whole
stepping up thing, and maybe I was a
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too hasty.
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I'm ready to give you your break.
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Oh, really?
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What brought this on?
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To tell the truth, I could really use
some help around here, and...
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Edwin's not feeling too well.
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Oh, look, I don't know. I mean, it's
Christmas. My whole family's here. Hold
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What is this, Lex?
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Stacy wants me to come down to the
station. This could be my big break, but
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is Brianna's first Christmas here. And
it'll still be my first Christmas when
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you get back.
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Stacy, I'm on my way.
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Hey, D, I'm gonna need a ride on that
snowcat, dog. Ah, no problem, dog.
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Okay, kids, gather round, gather round.
It's time for Big Daddy's traditional
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Christmas story. Oh, yeah.
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It was 50 years ago in Alabama.
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Me and my 15 brothers and sisters only
had one pair of shoes between us.
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Really, Grandpa?
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Oh, it's true.
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We could only go outside to play one at
a time.
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the blizzard you don't know how bad i
need you oh what's the big deal with
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sexual harassment i like this mama we go
live in 30 seconds come on oh okay
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okay uh i i got this uh okay i'm on
sports who's on weather you uh who's on
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traffic you who's on news oh let me
guess is it um you i
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don't know what you're laughing at
you're on teleprompter what do i know
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working a teleprompter? Well, do you
know about how you'll walk after I nut
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kneecaps off with my teeth?
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Both ouch and mmm.
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Duane O'Dell Knox, teleprompter operator
at your service. Okay, in five, four,
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three.
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Good evening.
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I'm Flex Washington, and I'll be sitting
in for everybody.
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I will be bringing you continuous
coverage of the blizzard that's, that's,
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that's, Duane!
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Oh, my bad.
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Krispy Kreme.
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Bear with me, Baltimore.
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It's going to be a long evening. But
stay tuned. Our next story, news anchor
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bludgeon teleprompter operator with a
box of Krispy Kreme.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. I don't know what
happened.
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One look at that macaroni and cheese and
I just felt like I was on that teacup
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ride.
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You just lie right here and get yourself
together.
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Thank you. Here's some saltines to
settle your stomach.
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Oh, thank you, Eunice. Go easy with
them.
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I see you put on some weight.
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Oh, that's right. Turn it up.
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Oh,
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my son is so handsome on TV. He's going
to be the next Al Roker.
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Enough chat.
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How many weeks are you?
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What are you talking about?
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You've been throwing up ever since I got
here. I dreamed about halibut last
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night, and everybody knows fish dreams
are scientific proof of pregnancy.
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Well, if you must know, I'm only a week
late.
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And yes, it could be job stress.
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And yes, I did get a little queasy
looking at the macaroni and cheese.
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And yes, the last time that happened, I
was carrying... Brianna.
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Oh, halibut.
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I'm not going to ask who the father is.
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I mean, that's your business. It really
doesn't concern me at all.
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Well, actually, we've both seen the
father naked.
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You and my Richard?
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Ew!
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Ew!
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On a happier note, due to severe
weather, the Wu -Tang Sing's Christmas
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tour has been canceled.
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Oh, my God.
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This is impossible.
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You live in Nova Scotia, he lives in
Baltimore. How'd you two do it? Over the
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internet?
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It happened during Thanksgiving.
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And I hope you're not just blaming me.
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No, no. It's what happens when a bad
girl meets a good boy.
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How long are you gonna keep doing this?
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I made something of myself.
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I got a PhD, damn it.
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Who says I'm talking about you?
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You're not the only one. I had a baby
shower and a bridal shower on the same
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day.
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Then why did you give me so much grief?
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Because I was a grandmother before I was
40. I was still queen of the disco.
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So what are you going to do?
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Well, if I am pregnant, you know, this
child is my responsibility. You know,
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just... Raised my baby by myself in Nova
Scotia.
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What about Flex? He's the father.
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He should know.
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He's got his career, and he's raising
Brianna.
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I just don't want to burden him. In
fact, you know what? I could catch the
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plane out of here he would never know.
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So Daddy finally got a job in the
lumberyard making toothpicks for a dime
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barrel.
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That's when we got our first Christmas
tree.
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Y 'all, we'll never guess who's
pregnant.
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Oh, no, Brianna. Say it isn't so.
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Don't you worry. I'll stand by you, and
I'll raise the baby as my own little
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mama. I can't believe you had sex and
didn't tell me I thought I was your best
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friend.
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Okay, has everybody been dipping in
Grandpa's eggnog?
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It's not me. It's my mama.
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Oh, well, I'm not raising that kid.
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Mom's not gonna tell my dad she's having
a baby. She's talking about going back
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to Nova Scotia and raising it by
herself.
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Come on, y 'all, we gotta go.
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So, we all jumped in to the river naked.
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That's when I saw the most beautiful
fish.
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It had the mouth of a woman.
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For a more accurate assessment of the
blizzard, we found a man on the street,
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Wayne Odell Knox.
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Mr. Knox, what exactly did you witness
outside?
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Snow.
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would you describe the snow -blanketed
city outside?
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Barren, deserted, cold.
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Snow and cold. So if you didn't know,
now you do. Thank you, Mr. Knox. Stay
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tuned to WYNX for your up -to -date news
and weather. We'll be right back.
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And we're in commercial.
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Thanks a lot, Rain Man.
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Stacy, this is a nightmare.
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Lex, Lex, relax.
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I can't believe I'm actually saying
this, but I'm impressed.
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You're not breaking, you're having fun
with it.
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I think you're on your way to getting
those meatier sports stories.
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Ah, you hear that, dog?
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You're about to become the meaty man.
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And we're back in five, four, three...
I'm Flex Washington, and you're watching
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WYNX News.
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Donations are still going. Where are you
going?
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I gotta talk to my dad. But he's busy
right now. You guys are teenagers.
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Shouldn't you be at some rock concert
popping caps?
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Daddy, what's going on?
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Your dad's really into the news right
now. Maybe we should tell him later.
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Hey, how many Z's are on blizzard?
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I think I know how to get my dad
interest.
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Uh, Dwayne, I need to add something into
the script.
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Oh, you can't do that.
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You're not a union.
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Oh, my God.
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My first exclusive.
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The Weather Service reports that snow is
falling at five inches an hour.
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Officials estimate that Nicole Barnes is
four weeks wet.
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after this break.
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Hi.
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Your mom is pregnant? How did this
happen? Well, I heard her talking to
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She's not even gonna tell you. She's
going back to Nova Scotia having the
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on her own. You gotta talk to her.
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But I can't walk out on Stacy.
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What am I saying? I can't walk out on
me. This is my big break, sweetie.
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But Daddy, please. She's talking about
leaving tonight.
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She'll be black, pregnant, and alone in
the...
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Stacy, look, I got to go. Family
emergency.
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And you're in the middle of a work
emergency, Mr.
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Meteor Stories.
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Stacy, I want to do those stories. No, I
deserve to do those stories.
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But my family comes first. I'm sorry.
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Flex. Flex!
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All right, Dwayne, looks like it's me
and you.
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Well, I didn't know you wanted to roll
that way, but I'm down.
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I'm talking about us going on camera.
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Oh, you got a little freak in you, don't
you?
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Brianna came down to the station and
told me that you're pregnant.
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Oh, she must have been listening outside
that door. Oh, that sneaky little girl,
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just like her mama.
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Mom, could you give us a minute?
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Like... Our little romp at Thanksgiving
has come back as a Christmas gift.
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I can't believe that I'm going to be a
father again.
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I don't know what happened.
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I mean, we were very safe.
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Guess my boys are great swimmers, just
like little Aquaman.
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Get over yourself.
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Look, I don't want you to worry about
this, okay? As long as you continue to
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take care of Brianna, I can...
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Raised little Levi all by myself.
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Hey, hey, hey. Ain't no child of mine
going to be named after jeans.
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Although I've always liked the name
Jordache.
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Look, I know we may not be together, but
we're in this together.
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But, Flex, I don't want to interfere in
your life, you know? Things are going
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well for you.
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Look. I spent a lot of years away from
Brianna, and I don't want that to happen
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again.
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Hey, Mommy, I picked up this pregnancy
test for you from the store.
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The sales lady said it's the best one
and that I should be ashamed of myself.
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Three, two, one, Merry Christmas!
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Arnaz, this is for you.
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Oh, Otis Redding? The Doors? Elvis?
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All artists who die before their time.
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How deep is your affection, Ryan?
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Deep enough to buy you a used CD.
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Well, Brianna, you know how I am. I
waited until the last minute, so I did
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best that I could.
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Oh, you got my paper! Thank you, Daddy!
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Don't thank me. Thank your brother
selling them in the alley.
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Oh, cheer up, girl.
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I made this for you.
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Oh, how sweet a ponytail.
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Girl, I used all the hairs you left in
my brush.
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Nicole, I have something for you.
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Well, in a few minutes, I'm going to
have something for you.
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I, um, I took the test.
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Well, uh, Let's wait together.
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Okay, everybody, gather round.
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I'm going to finish my Christmas story.
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You want to look?
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No, you look. No, it's your pee, you
look.
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You know, this is going to change our
lives.
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Again.
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Yeah, I know.
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to have a little brother and little
sister?
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I don't know. Which dot is the right
dot?
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Here, let me see.
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Ooh, that's the wrong answer. Ew!
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All right, well, let me get a good look
at this.
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Well, looks like there's not going to be
a miracle this Christmas.
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Sure there is.
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I got both of my parents on Christmas.
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My family.
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It doesn't get any better than this.
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in front of the camera like that. Sure.
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Ah, you hear that?
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Ah, the Christmas carols.
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Smell the holiday ham, breath -cut
Christmas trees.
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This is my favorite time of the year.
Yeah, well, I hate it.
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All my girlfriends with their loving
husbands, apple -cheeked children and
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perfect Martha Stewart -like Christmas
table all looking down on me because I'm
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a career woman with only one ovary.
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Girl, you better come in.
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What made you do that?
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I think it was the one over.
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Yeah? Well, do it again. Watch yourself.
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How do you like Christmas now?
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I think I'll love it.
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Love you too, Netta.
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