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Hey. Oh, hey, Daddy. How was the game?
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Ooh, you should have seen your old man
out there. I was shaking and baking,
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giving and going, showing him both.
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OK,
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well, to me, it looks like he was
crashing and burning.
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Come on, hit me with the rock.
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Oh, all right.
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Ow! Oh, baby, you all right? I don't
know. How does it look?
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Oh, no, I knocked out your tooth.
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Where is it?
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Gotcha.
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That's not even funny. I was getting my
story ready for your school council
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about how you fell.
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Come on, Daddy. It's Halloween. I'm just
having a little fun. You've been having
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Halloween fun with me all week. Now stop
busting my chops and go bust some suds.
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All right, all right. No more prank.
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Oh, dang it. The fork in the garden's
disposal.
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But I can't tell no one else.
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So don't isolate yourself when there's
nobody else.
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Perfect specimen right under your nose.
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Check it out. We're hitting the stair
faster.
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Oh, yeah.
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I cannot believe he would move into my
building.
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Relax, man. We're not even sure that
it's him. What's going on, Daddy?
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Puddin'. This is all about Elliot
Templeton.
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Elliot Templeton? The basketball star?
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Gather around, children. Let me tell you
a story.
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Now, see, Elliot and Fletch are longtime
rivals.
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Drafted in the NBA the same year.
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Elliot goes on to become a multi
-millionaire and the pitch man for Count
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Chalkula.
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Now, Flex blows out his knee in the
second season and ends up living the
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his life as just, well, your daddy.
That's it.
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Look, Dwayne, he is always trying to
steal my life. He's like a hoochie in
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VIP section getting buzzed off my
champagne.
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Next time I see him, I'm gonna rip his
eyes out, I'm gonna pull his legs off,
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and I'm gonna kick him in the butt with
his own foot!
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Elliot Templeton. He ain't paying no
bills for me. He ain't doing nothing for
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me.
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Elliot, my dog.
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Wait,
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I thought you said they hated each
other.
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Men don't hate. It's good to see you.
How long has it been?
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Too long, man. When I heard that you
lived in this building, I figured if
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good enough for Flex Washington, it's
almost good enough for me.
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Hey, you know, I heard... San Antonio
traded you to the Wizards.
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Apparently the Spurs wanted to win.
That's just what I heard.
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Did you see Jordan today?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, in practice.
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You know I'm the only one that can stick
him. You know.
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Did he sweat on you? Can you lay a
little of that on me?
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I see the little guy is still on the
short yellow bus.
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But look here.
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If you guys...
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Want to meet the man?
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Why don't you come to my Halloween party
tomorrow night?
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Oh!
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Jay, I have got to go to that party. Oh,
no, no, no, no. I am sure there are no
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kids allowed.
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Oh, they can come. Okay, my kid's not
allowed.
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Look, sweetie, how many times do I have
to tell you? I don't party with my
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daughter. That only happens with people
who live in trailer parks or carnival
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folk.
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because you're going straight to
boarding school in the out.
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Somebody better tell Billie Jean to beat
it because the king of pop.
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See, it's moonwalking juice.
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Okay, well, please put some cones out,
because somebody's going to slip and
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fall.
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So, Michael, baby, who's throwing this
party?
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Oh, just some guy. I hate that. It's
just why I'm taking you there, to show
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off. I guess I better go push everything
up.
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Man, this party's the talk of the town.
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I'll push stuff in. This afro is
starting to itch.
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Trick or treat.
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Oh, look, it's Cisco and the Black
Blossom.
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It's still not too late to invite us to
the party and be a cool dad.
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Oh, yes, it is. Peace out, losers.
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Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and Bill
Bellamy.
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This party is off to easy.
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Yeah, but is Bill Cosby here, huh? Well,
I guess it's not for cheesy.
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I gotta go back to the punch bowl. I
think I dropped my Afro pig in there.
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Elliot.
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He's bad.
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Or is he bad?
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So where'd you get your costume?
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Celebrity costumes, off the internet,
straight from Hollywood.
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Where'd you get yours from?
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From Michael.
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Here, baby. Thank you, baby.
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Elliot, I'd like you to meet the soul
sister who brings me love and love.
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Tonya!
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Elliot!
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You two know each other?
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We, uh, sort of dated.
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You are looking good, girl.
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I haven't seen you since that weekend in
Madrid.
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Olé, Flex.
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Olé, Flex, huh?
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You could have told me. You told me the
guy throwing the party was some guy you
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hated. You never said it was Elliot. You
would have told me if you knew?
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No.
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Listen, don't walk away from me when I'm
talking to you.
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Okay, I wonder what that was all about.
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She probably told him she dated Elliot,
too.
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Hey, man.
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That's my jacket.
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what you're doing uh did jillian watch
an mtv oh really um what's all that
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a French maid.
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Why are you just trying to scare us?
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Thank you,
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Elliot.
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Flex, man, that Elliot sure knows how to
throw a party. Look at this.
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Salmon mousse, mouette, and chandon.
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Pastry stuff with things I can't even
pronounce.
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Spinach.
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Elliot so much, maybe you should be his
best friend.
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Nah, I can never get a guy like that.
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Look, Dwayne, this guy's always trying
to feel a piece of my life. Everything
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I've ever had, he's always won.
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Every game I won, it was my thing to
throw my jersey into the crowd.
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What does he do? He throws his sneakers
into the crowd. I tried that, and the
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old lady had to get 62 stitches to close
up her lip.
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Damn, Lex, I've never seen you this
jealous. I'm not jealous, okay? I'm too
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for that.
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Don't you think that's a little bit
intimate?
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You know what? I don't like you like
this. I think I'm going to go over there
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and talk to that mime. I'm sure he's got
a better conversation.
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Hey, man, don't you think you're a
little rough on Tanya? Oh, you mean
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Tanya? Beneath that itchy, unkempt afro
lies the heart of a beautiful young
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woman who just needs a little love.
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You're right, man. I need to relax.
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Yeah, come on, man. Just breathe.
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Thanks, man, for being my good friend,
dog. Oh, come on, now. You can always
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count on me.
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You know, I'd never leave your side.
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Hey, Dwayne, a friend of mine wants to
buy a used station wagon for his
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housekeeper. Gotta go.
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You've done well for yourself, Flex.
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Great girlfriend, great career.
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I hate to say it, but I want to be just
like you when I hang up my sneaks.
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Well, you know, it's a long, hard road.
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Before I got this gig, I had to pay my
dues.
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I had to do the dirty work.
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Well, you know, I'm retiring after this
season.
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Your old knee is going out. You know how
that is.
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But I got a little scoop for you.
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I'm all ears, bro.
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I just spoke to my agent.
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He set up an interview for me to be the
next lead sports anchor at WYNX.
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My WYNX.
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Brianna, please, look, I don't have any
time for your pranks. Go home.
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No, but, Daddy, I'm telling the true
spirit. I saw Brianna get very scared.
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Uh -huh, which made us very scared.
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Go now.
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But, Dad, it's not a prank. You've got
to believe me. He's a killer.
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The only thing he's killing is the
electric slide.
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I'm going to kiss you kids.
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This ain't about you.
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Oh.
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Okay, he's headed to our side of the
building.
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And my God, unless he's going to do
laundry, we're in trouble. We're going
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die.
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I should have been the one with the NBA
career.
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I should have been the one rubbing
elbows with the rich and famous.
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I should be the one kicking it with
Count Chocula.
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This is about me and how I never
realized my dreams.
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reminds me of what I could have been.
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What you could have been.
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Look at what you are.
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Fleck, I know you and I know Elliot.
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He's stuck up, he's materialistic, he's
insecure, and quite frankly, he's
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boring.
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He's got nothing on the flat -out man.
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I guess I pretty much made a fool of
myself, huh?
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part of your charm and i thank you eat
that up and i won't stop till you get
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enough
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Oh, yeah, then where'd you come up here
for, huh?
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Let's see who's behind this mask.
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Ooh!
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A murderer with bad skin for you is
professional.
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That looks like he needs some backup.
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So I'm backing up. Elliot, help me out.
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Stuart!
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Flex, why are you manhandling my
accountant?
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Because your accountant murdered a
little old peep and a French maid.
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The French maid is my wife.
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She had a little too much to drink, so I
put her in a cab and sent her home.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, where's little Bo Peep, huh?
Where's little Bo Peep?
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Where's little Bo Peep?
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Stuart, you weren't fooling around with
Delilah again, were you?
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My wife was gone, the bedroom was open.
Do the math.
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Sorry,
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man.
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Sorry it's a little rough on you.
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But that's just how I handle my
business.
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Let's do it. Let's talk.
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Hey, everybody's welcome to come back to
the party.
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Elton John is going to do a duet with
whoever's willing.
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I know all the words that don't go
breaking my heart.
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Dance on the Kiki D part.
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Guess I'll be seeing you around, Fleck.
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Hey, you know, I want to apologize for
my behavior.
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I was tripping, you know.
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Yeah, you were.
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But you've always been emotional.
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Well, that's what made me the ball
player with a lot of heart, you know.
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that's in the past.
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Let's just bury the hatchet, dog.
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But, uh, I am glad that you moved into
my building. And I'm also glad that
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you're not trying to steal my life, you
know?
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Oh, sweet, naive flex.
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I am trying to steal your job.
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And your life.
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not like others.
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Love you too, Netta.
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