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Once upon a time, there was a little
girl who was the apple of her dad's eye.
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As she grew up, many boys tried to woo
her, but none were good enough for dad.
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So now, to help find her one true love,
dad and daughter have both agreed to
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enter a fairy tale realm of romance full
of hot single boys who, upon entering
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this magical kingdom, are transformed
into handsome prince chaps.
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All prepared to do anything to win a
date with this week's princess.
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He actually looks a bit like a ghost,
doesn't he?
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You really wouldn't want to catch him
down a dark alley.
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Has your mum ever caught you having sex?
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This week, searching for her prince
charming is Princess Sophie, an office
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from a land not so far, far away called
Hawley.
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It's near Guildford.
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I'm looking for a boyfriend now just
because I've been single pretty much all
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life, so I'd like to experience being in
a proper relationship, seeing what it's
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like. I wouldn't go out with a guy with
excessive amounts of piercings, long,
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greasy hair or anything like that.
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But there was a catch, for in this
magical kingdom, it would not be the
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picking her prince charming, it would be
the true ruler of this land, a social
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worker with an attitude called Mike,
otherwise known as Dad.
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I can honestly say none of her
boyfriends have impressed me at all.
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been people who are...
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A little dorky, I would say, and don't
actually know how to conduct themselves
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properly with me.
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As ever, hoping to impress Dad Mike and
win a date with his daughter are a brave
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bunch of love -hungry hunks who live and
play together in a princely village,
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sometimes needlessly with their shirts
off.
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I'm a DJ and a music producer.
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Been producing for about three years,
been DJing for about ten years.
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I'm a Mick.
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Hard techno, hard style, anything dark
and dirty really.
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You know, I'm just, what can I say, I'm
just blessed.
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Seeing as I am six foot four and broad
as you like.
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How would I rate myself out of ten?
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Eleven? Eleven and a half?
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I've never experienced love, so I don't
know what it really feels like. So I'm
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here really to try and find that girl
that when I see her makes me go, wow.
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And a girl that makes me want to spend
sort of the rest of my life with her.
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Only one prince will win a date with
this week's princess.
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But what virtues did Dad Mike hold dear?
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Back in the princely village, a list of
his dadly demands were dispatched for
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all to read.
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They've got to be a non -dork, really,
don't they?
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They need to be able to hold a
conversation and something more than
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who do you support, football -wise, or
something like that.
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They've got to be a reasonable,
intellectual human being.
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Unfortunately, Dad did not disclose what
his little princess looked like.
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But undeterred by this merest of
details, a band of seven princely heroes
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forth to apply for the job of this
week's Prince Charming.
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Make it through the night Love will find
you What about
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now? What about today?
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What if you're making me All that I was
meant to be What
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if our love Never went away What if it's
lost
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behind
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for this week's Princely Hopeful's first
challenge.
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It was a simple task, to make a good
first impression on Dad upon the
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catapult of truth.
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This magical machine of truth is the
work of the wizard of the castle and
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professor of the human mind, Dr. David
Lewis.
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Dad will ask his princely candidates a
series of questions.
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If he likes their answers, all is good.
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If he dislikes their answers, the
catapult will instantly dispatch them
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lake of losers.
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In order to guarantee their answers are
truthful, the wise old wizard has
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attached a genuine lie detector into his
devilish device that can detect the
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honesty in a prince's voice.
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So, with this knowledge in their
princely brains, Dad's interrogation can
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Has your mum ever caught you having sex?
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No.
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No.
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I hurt myself today.
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Yeah.
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To see if I still feel.
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That's all the truth, the whole truth,
nothing but the truth.
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I'm an honest lad, thought I might as
well show them the real me.
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There is no shame greater than being
caught with your trousers down by your
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But they say admitting the problem is
the first step to recovery.
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So well done, Prince Robbie and Prince
Ed.
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But what of Prince Luke?
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What saith he to Dad's mother of a
question?
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Has your mum ever caught you having sex?
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No.
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I thought I could blag the lie detector,
if I'm honest. It was really quite
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cloak of face, but obviously it didn't
pay off. And I learned that through
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getting dunked.
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Cocky Prince Luke's soggy exit from the
lake of losers makes a mockery of his
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foolish belief that he could beat the
wizard's machine of truth.
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It was a lesson that would be well
learned by our four remaining princes.
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My daughter...
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would like you to have a tattoo of her
name on your arm. Would you agree or
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disagree?
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To mark yourself with the name of your
loved one was surely a good thing.
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Or was it?
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I would never, ever want a guy to get a
tattoo of my name on them. I think it's
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really immature, really tacky as well.
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I think it's awful, really ridiculous.
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Ah, so in this case, any prince foolish
enough to agree to Dad's proposal will
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meet a watery end.
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Disagree.
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Disagree.
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Agree.
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Unluckily for Prince Hot Frosty, he has
been betrayed by the truth, leaving just
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Prince Scotty, Prince Joe, and Prince
Adam in this deadly inquisition of
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integrity.
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Have you had a one -night stand in the
last seven days?
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No.
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Yes.
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I might have been a little bit too
truthful when he asked me if I'd had a
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-night stand in the past week, and I
said yeah, so I don't think he liked
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So, with Prince Joe gone, that just
leaves Prince Scotty to answer this
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of dalliance.
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Have you had a one -night stand in the
last seven days?
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Yeah.
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I've had my fair share of one -night
stands, to put it that way.
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I've roughly slept with about just over
100 girls.
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Not to brag that much.
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So Prince Scotty the Modest exit
means... that the last prince standing
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sitting on the catapult is Prince Adam.
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So he will walk into the next stage of
this quest to find his one true love.
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I think what it is I'm looking for in a
girl is a girl with fake breasts and,
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you know, fake tan.
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But it's those sort of page -three girls
you look at and you think, oh, yeah,
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from a day -to -day basis, that's not
what I'd go for, but every now and then,
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you know, I'd go that way.
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For everyone else... Their fate is less
certain, especially for the first fool
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to lie and fly upon the catapult of
truth, Prince Luke.
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I actually felt a little bit sorry for
Luke because he was quite a nice guy.
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Yeah. But ultimately, he did lie.
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I've seen Luke and I don't think he's
good looking at all.
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Two other princes who also earned Dad's
wrath were Prince Scotty and Prince Joe.
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Prince Scotty, he admitted to having a
one -night stand within the last seven
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days. I felt he's on a dating show, and
really he should be focusing all his
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energies on not screwing about with
other girls. But he's a guy, it's normal
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human behaviour, and my personal opinion
is that he's got to enjoy life and do
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what he wants while he can.
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So... It was time for Dad Mike to decide
which of these princes will be the
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first to take a swim in the Lake of
Rejection.
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For next week's King, I'm going to
literally just throw myself into it
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and just try to be honest.
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Luke proved to be an absolute liar, and
for me, he just had to go.
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I've learned a very valuable lesson that
trying to lie to cover up bad things is
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better just to be honest and tell the
truth.
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And so...
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One prince may have gone, but Dad Mike's
quest to find a prince charming for his
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little princess has only just begun.
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Welcome back.
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To my little princess.
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One prince has already fallen. Six now
remain.
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They are all trying to prove their worth
to Dad and his daughter, the princess.
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They have a say in what kind of man he
will be, but what kind of lady is she?
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I'm definitely a daddy's girl, yeah.
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But I'm not a spoiled little princess, I
don't think.
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Sophie, you know who you are. Everybody
says that you're Princess Sophie.
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You act like a little diva at home. If
you lose something, it's somebody else's
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fault and you go into one and, you know,
you bang around and slam around.
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When I have a strop, everybody usually
knows because...
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I'll dorm around the house.
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If it is something that I can't find,
then I'll ask them where it is.
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And if they don't know, then it will
just make me more angry, even though
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not their fault.
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So, it would appear that our princes
will need to be made of strong stuff to
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cope with the demands of Princess
Sophie.
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For this purpose, Dad calls upon the
services of the Witch of the Castle.
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If Dad desires to know whether the
princes are made of the right stuff,
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witch will arrange for him to see who is
really a man or a mouse.
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As usual, the wicked witch transforms
our noble princes one by one into giant
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freaky -faced mice.
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Remember, the princes can see nothing at
all beneath their new beastly skin.
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To prove their courage, they must run
directly towards each other until they
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collide. Whoever makes it furthest along
the track will be the winner.
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Whoever loses must pray that Dad has
math on their soul.
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First to grab the mousely gauntlet is
rapper Prince Hot Frosty. I'm going to
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give him my all. I desperately want to
see the princess.
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I want to sell what I've got to offer
her.
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So, yeah, I'm all ready for the
challenge.
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His rodent opponent will be the new boy,
dreadlock DJ Prince Robbie.
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A lot of people think I'm arrogant when
they first meet me. My first impressions
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are not the best because I'm very
cheeky, and I'll admit that.
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So, who will win this musical mouse
-off? T 'was time to find out.
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And they're off!
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They are off! They're off!
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They're off!
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They are off!
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They're off! They're down!
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They're down!
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Oh, is he okay?
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Ah, well, who cares?
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Because all that matters is where our
two blind mice men collide.
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For this will reveal to dad and daughter
which princely rodent is really a man
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and which is really a sneaky little
mouse.
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On this occasion, it is plain to see
that the Purple Mouse Man run the
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and the fastest, and thus is this
Mousely Battles winner.
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So all hail, then, to the magnificent
Prince Hot Frosty, the slayer of pitiful
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Prince Robbie.
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From the outset, I thought that Luke
would win, but actually, I mean, he
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went for it, Sophie, big time.
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Robbie is a massive wimp.
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Poor Robbie didn't really stand a chance
at all. He was absolutely hammered.
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He's a man up.
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Yeah. And so it is time for our next
mousely contender to step forward.
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Ah, look, it's Prince Joe, the pocket
prince.
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I think just doing all these tasks and
showing the princess how much we want to
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date with her should really impress her,
and I think if it works out, it'd be
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amazing.
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Ah, bless.
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But he'll have his work cut out because
he will be facing Prince Scotty, the
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merciless. I am the most competitive
person I've ever met. I have to beat
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everybody at everything, otherwise I get
really, really angry.
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Who would you want to win out of the two
of them then? It's a really difficult
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one because... You like them both? Yeah.
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And run!
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Be a man, not a mouse. Think of men, but
not completely think of men because of
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the princess.
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So think of princess and men.
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Men, no, hang on, this is all wrong.
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Oof, I bet that hurt.
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As our two suicidal princes wait for the
medic, we can reveal that the winner of
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this ridiculous rodent jewel is the
green mouse man. Which means this
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most magnificent mouse is Prince Scotty.
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Who defeated the gutless weasel that is
Prince Joe?
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I did think that Scotty would beat Joe
because he's just got that, like, more
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competitive edge.
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You really get an idea of how brave they
are. You can tell by how they run and
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their body language.
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Man or mouse. Yeah. That's exactly what
it is. That's exactly what it is. Yes,
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Princess, that's why it's called man or
mouse.
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Anyhoo. Now we all know what's going on,
let us welcome the contenders for our
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third battle.
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Yes, it's six foot four man mountain
Prince Eddie the Large.
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Why am I such a good catcher? Well,
because number one, I've got great head
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banter. Number two, I've got dimples.
And number three, I'm packing at least
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eight to twelve good abs.
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The prince with the shortest straw of
all is Prince Adam the Unfortunate.
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I'm looking for love because I've never
had a serious relationship and I think
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it's about time I get one. I really want
to find that dream girl, you know, my
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princess.
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Ed, I mean, he's built like a brick
-shit house. I mean, you really wouldn't
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want to catch him, you know, down a dark
alley and, you know, a real big force
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to be reckoned with.
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And so, it was time for us all to sit
back and enjoy this potentially life
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-threatening contest of collision.
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If you're squeamish, look away now.
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What's he running like that for? What's
wrong with his chin?
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Oh, he's gone down.
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Mouse down.
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And no, your eyes do not deceive you.
The bigger they are, the harder they
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The eye in the sky reveals that the
orange mouse has destroyed the golden
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Meaning the winner of this battle is
lion -hearted Prince Adam, who
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has defeated Prince Ed, the big girly
Goliath.
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Amazing, isn't it? I can't believe that.
You would not have predicted that at
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all. No, I actually can't believe that.
I actually think, though, that it might
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be because he was too frightened to
annihilate Adam and underestimated
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ability. I don't think there was any
excuse to act like that in a game. I
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that was so bad.
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So glory be to the winning micemen,
Prince Luke, Prince Scotty and the giant
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killer Prince Adam, who all pass safely
into the next round of this contest.
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But for the other three spineless
princely losers, it is time for Dad to
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which of them should be banished from
his magical land for good.
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So these are our three losers, Robbie,
Ed and Joe.
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And you look at Robbie with all these
sort of dreadlocks, and he's a bit sort
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gaunty. Do you reckon he's a bit girly
as well?
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I think there's probably wimpy qualities
there. Yeah, me too.
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Poor Ed didn't really know what was
going to come for him. How could you be
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scared if you're that tall and that big?
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It was quite wimpy. That was awful.
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Because I like Joe, he's a...
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bubbly guy he's full of confidence it's
good looking i know that you would like
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joe over the other two boys okay so many
losers
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to choose from but sadly dad could only
pick one but who will it be
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i'm very competitive i'm always in it to
win it second
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place is the first loser so certainly
i'm very competitive
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I really was very disappointed in Ed.
He's a great, big, powerful, strapping
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young man who actually proved on the day
to be really quite weak and quite
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pathetic.
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So Prince Eddie Large was gone.
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But what of the young prince that Dad
has taken rather a fancy to?
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the male model who recently was crowned
Mr Nottingham. T 'was the merry man
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himself, Prince Joe.
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After winning Mr Nottingham this year,
my next big chase is to win Mr Great
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Britain, and then that should give me a
big boost with the ladies.
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I always get called JLS on the night
out, so if me and my mates go out, we're
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all wearing low -cut tops.
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All your hair down the street is, oh,
it's JLS, it's JLS.
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It gets a bit annoying after a bit, but
you can't complain about getting called
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JLS, can you?
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Prince Joe's model good looks are all
well and good now, but these things do
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last. If Princess Sophie's one true love
is amongst our princes, then what will
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her happy ever after look like in 40
years' time?
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Fortunately for Dad Mike, there's a
magical mirror in the castle that can
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what our princes will look like when
they become old men.
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Mirror, can we see our first prince,
please?
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Ah, that's Prince Scotty. Yeah, he's
good -looking. He is definitely good
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-looking.
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I can't imagine how he's going to age,
though, so that'll be really
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OK.
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Mirror, please show us Scotty as an old
man.
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Upon his command, the magical mirror
flew forward in time to reveal what
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Scotty would look like 40 years ahead.
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Now he's lost his hair, his ears are
sticking out quite a lot. I didn't
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notice that before either.
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His eyebrows have managed to stay dark,
though.
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Well, he's got a little bit of weight,
hasn't he?
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OK. Maybe he won't age very well, then.
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Maybe not. Maybe not.
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Mirror, can we see the next prince,
please?
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This is Prince Joe, Sophie.
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Prince Joe's very good -looking, yes.
Yeah, I like the look of Joe. I actually
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think he'll age quite well as well.
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He's an all -round good -looking guy.
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Yeah? Shall we see what he looks like?
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Yeah. Mirror, please show us Prince Joe
as an old man.
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That's a dramatic change.
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You can't see his eyebrows anymore or
his beard and he's put on more weight.
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Shall we have a look at the next print?
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Yes, I think we should.
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What do you think of Prince Luke?
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I don't like Luke's hair. I don't
actually like the expression on his face
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either. It's almost slightly arrogant as
well.
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So, OK, not too keen on Luke so far, but
he might get better with age.
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Mirror, please show us Luke as an old
man.
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He's put on a lot of weight. He looks a
little bit like Father Christmas.
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His expression isn't as bad this time,
but I think that's because it's been
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covered up by a fat face.
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His nose has got bulgier.
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Is that the word?
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Bulges is a good word. Yes, yes.
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Which has made his mouth look a bit
smaller as well.
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OK, I think I've had enough of this
prince now.
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Can we see the next one?
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Oh, not keen on Prince Robbie's hair.
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Don't want it to get longer than mine.
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Actually, his hair's prettier than
yours.
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Shall we see if he loses his dreadlock?
Yes, let's have a look.
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He hasn't lost any of his dreadlocks.
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He actually looks a bit like a ghost
hippie. He does. He does, doesn't he? He
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does. His eyes look really small. You
can hardly see them now.
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The bead in it lies.
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Dreadlocks do not look good on an old
man.
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Shall we see the next prince?
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Yes.
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Oh, this prince. Adam, Sophie.
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What do you think?
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He's also a good -looking boy, yes.
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Not too keen on his earring.
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Mirror, please show us Adam as an old
man.
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Oh, wow.
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Really bad bags under his eyes.
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His nose has even changed shape a little
bit.
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His face has changed shape, hasn't it?
Yeah, completely changed.
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His earring's gone.
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Oh, well, that's one thing. If he rolled
over during the night, he's likely to
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get squished, aren't he? Yeah, or be a
little bit scared.
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One of these old men, they really have
to go.
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But is it Luke, who looks like Father
Christmas, or Bobby, who looks like the
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ghost hippie?
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The princess was entitled to her
opinion, but a decision to terminate one
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possible princely future for his
daughter was all Dad's.
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Getting eliminated from that task with
no teeth, wrinkles and grey dreadlocks.
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I can't imagine any girl being into
that, really.
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So, yeah, fair play.
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Can you imagine taking him to the squash
club when you're all old? I don't think
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so, no. His hair would definitely get in
the way of playing squash.
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Poor Prince Robbie. His deeds in the
present could not make up for his looks
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the future. But do not weep for him just
yet. He will have one more shot at love
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next week.
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But for our remaining four princes,
their quest for love is about to enter a
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whole new terrifying stage.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the Manhattan
Transfer.
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Welcome back to My Little Princess,
where the race to be crowned this week's
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Prince Charming is hotting up nicely.
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Any of this week's contenders would be a
princely catch, but there is one prince
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in particular whose way with woman is
legend.
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Well, in his mind, anyhow.
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Ah, it's Prince Gottlieb.
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I'm Gottlieb, I'm from London, I'm 20,
I'm a personal trainer.
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I'm a semi -professional footballer, I'm
also really mad about it, I love it.
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I'd say I'm a ladies man.
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It's not like my looks is more confident
than anything else. I can talk to any
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girl, really.
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Probably been rejected about once or
twice.
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Got a good hit rate. Let's put it that
way.
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Our four remaining princes have so far
endured many unusual things within the
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curious kingdom of my little princess.
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But now it is time for them to meet the
most curious thing of all.
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A four -hoofed friend known simply as
the Gift Horse.
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What's that?
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Am I on?
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This incredible talking horse has but
one purpose in life. To see if our
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really know what women want.
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The fiendish filly will offer each
prince two possible gifts.
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One is greatly desired by the princess.
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The other is not.
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If they choose wisely, they will get to
give their gifts to the princess.
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However, if they guess incorrectly, they
will fall from the stable into the
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Latrine of Lament, otherwise known as
the Gift Horse Lavi.
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So sorry, I'd leave it for five minutes
if I was you.
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Disgusting. "'Twas a fate all the
princes were keen to avoid "'as the
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stallion spoke.'" Right then, boys.
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For God's sake, don't tell the wife,
right? But I've got some saucy underwear
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give to the princess.
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I know.
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Oh, blimey. But what would the princess
prefer to wear?
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A sexy thong or a pair of French
knickers?
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Ah, most intriguing.
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Our princes must consider what
undergarments the princess might prefer
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A piece of string or a frilly doily?
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I'm going to go for the sexy pink thong.
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A pink thong.
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French knickers. I'm going to go to
French knickers. A lot more romantic.
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Boys, I'll be honest with you guys, but
some of you...
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I can quite honestly say you'll be
taking a dip down under if you get in
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drift. Because I can reveal that the
princess loves to wear...
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Ooh -la -la.
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A pair of French knickers.
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If the quarter has a one, I'm all alone
and I need you now.
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Ah! Ah!
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If a guy were to buy me underwear, I'd
love for them to buy me a frilly pair of
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French knickers. I think they're really
sexy.
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They make my bum look amazing.
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They just really suit me.
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Lovely. So rubbish Prince Joe and Prince
Hot Frosty fail to win a single gift
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for the princess, which means just
Prince Scotty and Prince Adam now
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our very generous filly offers them his
next gift.
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Now then, imagine if you will, getting
hot and spicy with the princess.
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I know what you're thinking.
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Well, hey, but I'm not that generous.
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00:33:04,740 --> 00:33:10,800
No, you're treating her to an Indian
takeaway. But what kind of dish would
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prefer?
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Meaty beef madras.
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At least I hope it's beef.
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Or a healthy vegetable curry.
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00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:23,280
Mmm, yum, yum.
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The princess must consider what kind of
princess is this.
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One that likes vegetables or one that
likes a bit of hot meat, so to speak.
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I think I'm going to go for the mild
korma.
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I'll choose the mild korma.
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Now then, you won't believe this, but my
producer has just said to me, why the
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long face?
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I'll be honest.
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I am a little sad. Because you see, the
princess loves... to
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nibble... on a takeaway...
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beef madras.
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You were always on my mind.
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You were always on my mind.
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I'd absolutely love a really spicy beef
madras.
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I'd like to be quite adventurous with my
food, and I like my curries like I like
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my men, hot.
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This is a place to go. So incredibly,
both princes have... failed to win a
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second gift for the princess.
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A bit rubbish, admittedly, but it's one
more than the truly dreadful Prince Joe
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and Prince Hot Frosty.
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Whose pitiful performance will be now
dissected by a deeply disappointed dad.
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Joe particularly has let himself down,
hasn't he? Yes. Honestly, a pink thong.
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I thought he'd... fly through those
questions. I thought he'd fly through at
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least the first question anyway.
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I mean, I know Luke went on the first
question.
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Silly boy. I don't understand why a guy
would ever get a song.
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Not a pink one as well. No, no.
458
00:35:29,250 --> 00:35:32,850
No. It might say something about how
intelligent people are if they think
459
00:35:32,850 --> 00:35:37,730
you as a princess are likely to like a
pink song. Yeah.
460
00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:41,210
And so the time for talk was over.
461
00:35:41,510 --> 00:35:44,770
It was now time for Dad to dispatch his
fourth prince.
462
00:35:45,050 --> 00:35:47,370
into the moat of rejection.
463
00:36:02,250 --> 00:36:03,250
Yeah,
464
00:36:04,070 --> 00:36:05,610
I am really angry to go out now.
465
00:36:05,970 --> 00:36:07,390
I was under pressure anyway.
466
00:36:09,350 --> 00:36:11,590
I prefer to wear a phone. That's more
sexy.
467
00:36:12,750 --> 00:36:13,750
Look, D.
468
00:36:14,090 --> 00:36:18,930
was actually very fortunate to be in
this particular task because he only
469
00:36:18,930 --> 00:36:20,950
about scraped through the last task.
470
00:36:21,150 --> 00:36:24,350
He was given chance after chance and he
blew it.
471
00:36:31,090 --> 00:36:38,090
And so
472
00:36:38,090 --> 00:36:39,850
the facts are irrefutable.
473
00:36:40,090 --> 00:36:42,290
Just three princes now remain.
474
00:36:42,940 --> 00:36:49,040
Prince Joe, Prince Scotty and Prince
Adam. Only one can be crowned this
475
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:53,580
Prince Charming and deemed worthy enough
to win a date with Dad's daughter.
476
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:57,420
But who will that lucky princely so -and
-so be?
477
00:37:00,700 --> 00:37:02,200
These are our final three.
478
00:37:02,580 --> 00:37:04,160
Scotty, Adam and Joe.
479
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:09,100
Scotty and Joe, I actually liked them
both from the outset.
480
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:14,420
Joe's got quite a nice soft side to him.
He's got a kind of a hard -look
481
00:37:14,420 --> 00:37:19,020
appearance about him, hasn't he? I think
Adam's efforts are really, really
482
00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:23,720
commendable. I predict that Adam will do
well.
483
00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:24,980
Mm -hm.
484
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:34,500
And so, the hour had come for legends to
be born on the Lake of Destiny,
485
00:37:34,740 --> 00:37:38,540
clutching an enormous pose of glory.
486
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:47,180
As ever, this watery showdown has but
one simple rule.
487
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,820
Whoever falls first will be eliminated
from the competition.
488
00:37:51,220 --> 00:37:56,980
And so, with their mighty aquatic sharks
firmly in their hands, the princes wait
489
00:37:56,980 --> 00:38:01,300
for the sound of the tiny Jester's
bugle.
490
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:11,040
As this watery duel of death begins,
each prince knows this is
491
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,040
do or die.
492
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:17,820
The first of all will have their dream
of love dashed for another week.
493
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:22,740
But what is going through their princely
brains as they battle for their lives
494
00:38:22,740 --> 00:38:25,420
in this watery war of romance?
495
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:30,340
I think these past few weeks have given
me a lot to reflect on and what I want
496
00:38:30,340 --> 00:38:31,340
out of relationships.
497
00:38:31,900 --> 00:38:36,160
I think now I'm Mr Nottingham, I just
need to find my perfect Mrs Nottingham.
498
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:41,640
The hose represents the size of the love
they have to give the princess.
499
00:38:42,380 --> 00:38:45,000
The water tis the power of their desire.
500
00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:51,060
Such powerful symbols make Prince Adam
question what his one true love might
501
00:38:51,060 --> 00:38:52,060
look like.
502
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,800
I'm looking for a girl who's very curvy,
got a great pair of boobs and a lovely
503
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:56,800
bum.
504
00:38:56,940 --> 00:38:58,960
Ah, sheer poetry.
505
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:04,840
As Prince Scotty's powerful pipe crosses
swords with Prince Adam, his thoughts
506
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,420
too naturally turn to his own romantic
hopes and dreams.
507
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,200
I wish I'd got high standards.
508
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,480
Anything under an 8 out of 10, I don't
even try and talk to.
509
00:39:16,740 --> 00:39:18,960
Each prince knows what they want.
510
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,380
Magically, a rainbow appears in the
midst of this battle and is travelling
511
00:39:24,380 --> 00:39:26,060
towards Prince Adam.
512
00:39:26,380 --> 00:39:30,840
Perhaps this is an omen that he will be
this week's chosen one.
513
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:36,840
Ah yes, he's been chosen to fall off
first.
514
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:42,860
So, it would appear that this rainbow of
doom has signalled the end of Prince
515
00:39:42,860 --> 00:39:44,460
Adam's quest for love.
516
00:39:45,420 --> 00:39:48,720
I'm going to come back next week a lot
stronger, a lot bigger, and hope you
517
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:58,100
Which means that Prince Scotty and
Prince Joe will continue to fight to win
518
00:39:58,100 --> 00:40:00,060
heart of this week's princess.
519
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:03,420
This is my chance. I'm finally into the
final.
520
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:06,760
First time I've made it this far. I'm
definitely going to get the princess
521
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:10,440
week. Through to the final now against
Guttie. Guy's got no chance.
522
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:11,840
This princess is mine.
523
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:17,960
Just one more trial stands between them
and a date with Princess Sophie.
524
00:40:18,340 --> 00:40:23,320
But which of these two princely hunks
will have what they desire most of all?
525
00:40:23,780 --> 00:40:24,800
Uh -huh. M.
526
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,860
Welcome back to My Little Princess.
527
00:40:36,410 --> 00:40:38,850
where our story of love is nearly at a
close.
528
00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:43,830
Seven princes began this contest of
love. Now just two princes remain.
529
00:40:44,230 --> 00:40:46,710
Prince Joe. Prince Joe is very good
looking.
530
00:40:47,010 --> 00:40:51,270
And Prince Scotty. I am the most
competitive person I've ever met.
531
00:40:51,510 --> 00:40:55,470
Along the way, they have defeated Prince
Luke the liar.
532
00:40:55,770 --> 00:40:57,590
I thought I could blag the lie detector,
if I'm honest.
533
00:40:58,390 --> 00:41:00,030
Prince Eddie the liar.
534
00:41:00,490 --> 00:41:03,410
I don't think it was any excuse. That
was so bad.
535
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:09,020
Prince Robbie, the dreaded. He actually
looks a bit like a ghost, doesn't he?
536
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:10,240
Yeah, fair play.
537
00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:12,780
Prince Hans -Roddy, the bitter.
538
00:41:13,100 --> 00:41:14,780
I am really angry to go out now.
539
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,660
And Prince Adam, the wet one.
540
00:41:18,060 --> 00:41:19,620
Come back next week and hope you win.
541
00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:26,320
They have endured all this for one
incredible purpose. To impress Dad, Mike
542
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,320
Hale.
543
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:32,020
Now, it is time for them to face their
final test of love.
544
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:37,420
But this time, it won't be Dad deciding
who stays and who goes. It will be the
545
00:41:37,420 --> 00:41:38,440
princess herself.
546
00:41:38,980 --> 00:41:39,980
Don't be.
547
00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:48,100
She wants a boy that she can communicate
with on an intellectual level, somebody
548
00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:53,380
that she can party with, love, have a
good time with and some fun.
549
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:58,080
In a certain way, I do think I'm looking
for someone who's like my dad because,
550
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,780
obviously, I do get on with him really
well and we've got the same interests.
551
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:07,480
We can have a laugh and go out together
and have a drink, and it's great. So I'd
552
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,240
love someone like that as well. So,
yeah, someone with similar traits to
553
00:42:11,580 --> 00:42:12,580
Good -looking lad.
554
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:16,120
You know, hopefully the princess should
pick me. I've been seeming to get on
555
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:19,360
well with the dads as well, so that's
always going to play in my favour.
556
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:25,140
I've been single for about... As long as
I can remember, really. I've not really
557
00:42:25,140 --> 00:42:25,839
had a girlfriend.
558
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:29,340
Just haven't really found the right
person, so still looking. I wouldn't
559
00:42:29,340 --> 00:42:31,220
finding anybody, really, as long as they
can make me laugh.
560
00:42:31,980 --> 00:42:34,120
Actually hold a conversation. I'm free.
561
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:40,860
Both princes will sing a song of love to
Princess Sophie from behind the wall of
562
00:42:40,860 --> 00:42:41,880
her garden of love.
563
00:42:42,220 --> 00:42:47,300
Unable to see her princely serenaders,
she must therefore identify her prince
564
00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:51,200
charming by whoever she thinks sings the
sweetest.
565
00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:57,900
And so, with the heart of the princess
at stake, it was time for this battle of
566
00:42:57,900 --> 00:42:59,660
ballads to begin.
567
00:43:08,220 --> 00:43:11,300
And light and soul forever.
568
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,640
Dream of you and me together.
569
00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:17,840
Say you believe in.
570
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:21,240
Say you believe in.
571
00:43:21,460 --> 00:43:24,740
The league game that you are playing.
572
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:31,180
Empty words we both were saying. Let's
work it out, girl.
573
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,560
Let's work it out, girl.
574
00:43:35,340 --> 00:43:38,560
Are you as good as I remember, baby?
575
00:43:38,820 --> 00:43:45,760
Get it on, get it on. Tonight is the
night when two
576
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,160
become one.
577
00:43:47,860 --> 00:43:52,080
I need some love like I never needed
love before.
578
00:44:08,220 --> 00:44:10,640
Thank heavens that's over.
579
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:15,980
So the question is, what did the
princess make of our princely Spice
580
00:44:15,980 --> 00:44:16,980
of love?
581
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:21,880
The second guy, he had a really
masculine voice, which I really liked,
582
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:25,440
round he just wasn't a very good general
singer, so I don't have a clue which
583
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:26,440
one I'm going to choose.
584
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:30,540
Well, t 'was a decision that would
flummox even Solomon himself.
585
00:44:31,140 --> 00:44:36,420
Who should Princess Sophie choose to
enter her garden of love? Her moment of
586
00:44:36,420 --> 00:44:38,100
truth has finally arrived.
587
00:44:38,820 --> 00:44:43,680
There we have it.
588
00:44:44,540 --> 00:44:46,920
Controversially, it's Prince Scotty, the
modest.
589
00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:53,180
He seems a bit worried. At least he's
stopped singing.
590
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:59,180
But the question is, what did the
princess hear in his diabolical voice to
591
00:44:59,180 --> 00:45:00,180
her heart so?
592
00:45:01,260 --> 00:45:04,840
I've decided to go with Scotty, who,
even though he was an all -round
593
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:09,500
bad singer, he still had a really sexy,
husky, sort of masculine voice, which I
594
00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:10,560
think went really well with mine.
595
00:45:11,210 --> 00:45:14,450
When the gate opened and I saw Scotty, I
was actually quite relieved.
596
00:45:14,930 --> 00:45:18,950
Even though Scotty's singing was
horrendous, I think he's absolutely
597
00:45:19,230 --> 00:45:20,890
so that definitely makes up for it.
598
00:45:21,210 --> 00:45:24,050
Told you I'd finally get here. This is
where I'm supposed to be. Chopped the
599
00:45:24,050 --> 00:45:25,650
bits. I finally got the Prince Surf.
600
00:45:26,030 --> 00:45:27,030
I'm winning. Yay!
601
00:45:27,950 --> 00:45:29,590
I think Scotty's got really good hair.
602
00:45:29,850 --> 00:45:33,510
I like a guy with a good head of hair.
He's really muscly as well, so I'd
603
00:45:33,510 --> 00:45:34,670
probably say that he's quite buff.
604
00:45:35,390 --> 00:45:36,530
He's definitely my type.
605
00:45:36,810 --> 00:45:40,210
Yeah, Prince Surf was definitely worth
all that hard work. All the water, all
606
00:45:40,210 --> 00:45:41,198
the mud.
607
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:45,280
Definitely 100 % love it. When the gate
opened, I saw her. She took my breath
608
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:46,280
away. She was a stunning girl.
609
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:50,460
Well, despite everything, it's all
turned out rather well.
610
00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:54,860
Maybe it was God's will that these two
lovebirds should be together.
611
00:45:55,180 --> 00:45:59,120
But what did Dad Mike make of his
darling daughter's decision?
612
00:46:00,100 --> 00:46:02,760
I think Scott is ideal for Sophie.
613
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:07,980
He has the look that she goes for. He's
got the personality that she likes. I
614
00:46:07,980 --> 00:46:09,880
actually think it's a match made in
heaven.
615
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,880
Oh, it's all rather lovely.
616
00:46:13,140 --> 00:46:19,680
And so our story of love is at a close.
Will they live happily ever after? Well,
617
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,400
that's another story.
618
00:46:24,340 --> 00:46:27,100
Next time on My Little Princess.
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