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You know, you would think
the one thing...
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they would have in this under-populated
moose farm is fresh air, right?
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All the way into town I am
stuck behind a cattle truck...
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breathing in manure fumes
for six and a half miles.
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You put Mrs. Kataknukani
inside? She canceled.
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She canceled?
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She changed her mind.
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We were going to remove the
nevus from her nose, right?
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I mean,
granted, it's a benign mole...
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00:00:27,627 --> 00:00:29,959
but she changed her mind
about a surgical procedure?
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What am I running here?
A dress shop?
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This is ridiculous.
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What's that?
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Invitation.
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Wax seal. Wow.
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You don't see those
very often. May I?
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Nice paper.
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It's thick.
Feels like linen.
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Oh, look at
this calligraphy, Marilyn.
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"Miss Marilyn Whirlwind,"
very fancy.
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Looks like gold ink.
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It is.
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Really?
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Wow. What is it,
somebody's wedding?
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Party.
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Really? Some party. Whose?
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Maurice.
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Maurice is having a party?
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A blowout.
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You're kidding, what for?
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Because he's alone
and rich.
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Oh, let me see.
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"Maurice J. Minnifield requests the
pleasure of your company for dinner...
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"on the 15th day
of March, 1993...
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"saluting 25 years
of Minnifield Communications. "
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Black tie optional.
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Oh. Sounds great.
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It's not there.
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What, I didn't get
an invitation?
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Uh-uh.
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Come on.
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Where'd you put it?
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You didn't get one.
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I didn't get the invitation?
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Uh-uh.
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Huh. Well...
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Okay. Fine.
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I will be in my office.
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Okay, Frenchy,
what do you think?
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That one there?
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This one? No.
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She is too much fat.
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I think this one.
Look at the gill.
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Very nice.
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Okay, take care of him.
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Get those spuds
in the pantry.
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You, with the baby turnips,
follow him.
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Where was I? Oh, yeah.
Apéritifs, Drambuie...
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and Armagnac,
eight bottles each.
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Where the hell
is my cassis?
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Good news, Maurice,
the blackamoors came in.
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They'll be perfect
with your tall beeswax tapers.
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With the Spode China,
damask tablecloth...
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and our pomegranate topiary
centerpieces.
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Oh, hold it. Pomegranates? You're
putting fruit in the flower arrangements?
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Very elegant look, Maurice.
Classic, tactile.
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The halved pomegranate with
the red-seeded white flesh...
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against the dark red
leathery skin.
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Remember the building blocks
of atmosphere:
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lighting, texture,
color, progression. Yeah.
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All right,
I'll leave that to you...
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you people
are born to ambience.
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But try to act normal
at the party, okay?
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By the way, how's Eric
doing with the chair slags?
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I'm covering that, Maurice.
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Eric got called away
to Frisco.
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His former "friend" is trying
to sell the casa in the Castro.
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All right, whatever, just
see that it's done, okay?
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Come here, I want
to show you something.
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Come here.
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Oh, Maurice.
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A KBHR cake.
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Yeah, yeah.
How do you like...
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that gold-leaf
antenna there?
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Awesome.
You think so?
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Absolutely.
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I thought it was appropriate
for the silver jubilee.
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Pulled sugar and piping
like that does not come cheap.
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You don't have to
tell me that.
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This cake is setting me
back $10,000.
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You are really shooting
with both pistols...
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aren't you, Maurice?
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I guess so.
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Sounds like we've got a little
crisis back there. Excuse me.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Simmer down there, Frenchy.
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What's got you so itchy
under the apron?
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They sold it. They sold it,
those cowboy sons of bitches!
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What, sold what?
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The demi-glace
for the Sauce Rossini.
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That Argentinean bastard
shipped it to Nippon.
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To Japan?
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He can't do that. I've had
that contract for six months.
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I paid top dollar
for that beef.
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They went higher.
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We are screwed,
number one now.
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To hell with it,
I'll make a stock.
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The hell you will.
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You want demi-glace,
you've got demi-glace.
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From where?
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You have six steers
in the slaughter?
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To make the demi-glace, it needs
the flesh and bones of 40 cows.
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40, monsieur.
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Simmering, stir, cook...
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and cook down until there
is nothing at the end.
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Nothing, just a teacup...
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a thimbleful of beef's
most precious essence.
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Easier to find
a pearl in a pig's ear.
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Hold it!
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You hone your Sabatiers and
put on your water, Frenchy.
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You'll get your beef.
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Morning, Joel.
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Hiya, Ruth-Anne. Did I
get any mail by any chance?
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Mail? No, I don't think so.
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Could you just check?
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You know, sometimes people
misplace things. They forget things.
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Especially older people,
nothing personal, but...
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Well, I just dusted out
the mail bin, Joel.
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Well, thanks anyway.
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Mmm-hmm.
Although...
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Do you mind if I ask you
a personal question?
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Well, if you must.
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Did Maurice send you
an invitation?
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Yes, he always does.
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Always?
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Oh, he throws these
shindigs every so often.
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Fiftieth birthday, anniversary
of his space flight...
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They're monuments
to himself.
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Maurice celebrating Maurice.
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And these are big parties?
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The biggest.
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Really?
And the best.
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The best of everything.
Food, music...
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You know how he is.
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He likes to play
lord of the manor...
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invite all us serfs
up to the castle.
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Trot out the Tiffany silver
and the finger bowls.
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Finger bowls?
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Maurice
and finger bowls?
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Between you and me...
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I think it's just obscene with all
the pain and misery in this world.
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Here he comes with his
Pol Roger Champagne...
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and beluga caviar
and escargot.
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Beluga caviar?
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Like $50 an ounce,
beluga caviar?
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Oh, will you
listen to me?
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Regular two-faced Annie.
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So, you're not
gonna go?
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Oh, of course, I'm going.
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There's caviar, Joel.
Big mountains of it.
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Well, have a good time.
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Oh, I will.
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Boy, this is
really fancy-shmancy.
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Yeah, that, too.
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One thing about Maurice,
he certainly has style.
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Yeah, and he's not
chintzy, either.
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He wrote our whole names
out in real gold.
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"Mr. Holling Gustav
Vincouer...
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"and Mrs. Shelly Marie
Tambo-Vincouer. "
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Looks like he took
a curling iron to the "y. "
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The letters are all
scrinched and ruffly.
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I'm gonna put it
in my book...
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right next to my First
Holy Communion card...
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and me and Wayne's
wedding invites.
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Afternoon, Joel.
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Well, hello.
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Hey, Dr. Fleischman. Dave
made cream of cauliflower.
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All right,
I'll take a chance.
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And how about a mooseburger? But please
tell Dave under no circumstances...
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any of that special
Brick sauce.
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The pickle chips
and olive pieces?
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Yeah, I don't even wanna
look at it.
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Okay.
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We were just admiring
our invites, Joel.
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Maurice surely
outdid himself this time.
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"Master Ed Chigliak,
Cicely, Alaska. "
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So you got
an invitation as well, huh?
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Yup, well, it's the first year I've
been old enough to sit at the big table.
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It's gonna be so cool,
Dr. Fleischman, totally rad.
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Yep, but last time
he had fire-eaters...
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and one of those women, they
put their legs around their neck?
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A contortionist.
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The Barnum & Bailey Circus.
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You're saying Maurice brought
the entire Barnum & Bailey Circus?
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Mmm-hmm.
Here to Cicely?
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Yeah.
Mmm-hmm.
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Yeah, for the one
on his 50th birthday...
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he had The Blue Angels
fly over...
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and a parachute drop
by the National Guard.
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Yep, I remember it was cloudy
all week and it stormed...
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then at the last moment,
the sun broke through the sky.
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Oh, yeah.
That was a doozy.
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Racks of lamb...
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and roasted pigs
stuffed with thrushes.
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100 Maine lobsters, and that
was just for the fish course.
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Oh, and there was
this mile-long table...
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bearing sweets
of every kind.
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Italian plum tartlets,
and marzipan cakes...
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and my favorite,
croquembouche.
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That's a mile-high pastry
with these cream puffs...
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and nougat syrup...
211
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and you just pick off
the little cream puffs...
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and pop them into your
mouth one by one, ah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, man. That was some kind
of feed, Joel, I tell you.
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Mmm. I hope we have littleneck
clams again this time.
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Oh, you're going too, huh?
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Wild dogs couldn't keep
me away, Dr. Fleischman.
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Yep, definitely the
social event of the season.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Decade.
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My life.
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The ultimate kegger.
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No special sauce.
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Yeah, thanks, Dave.
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Hi, Maggie.
Hey!
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What you doing?
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I've been at Anchorage International
all morning. Look at this.
228
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Foie gras from Lyon...
229
00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:59,850
black truffles from Gascony,
and asparagus from Amsterdam.
230
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,130
Isn't asparagus
supposed to be green?
231
00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:05,000
Well, they grow it in straw, so
that it never photosynthesizes.
232
00:10:05,070 --> 00:10:06,060
Huh?
233
00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:07,630
You know, turns green.
234
00:10:08,010 --> 00:10:09,630
Oh, cool.
235
00:10:09,940 --> 00:10:11,200
So, what are you wearing?
236
00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,640
Probably my teal
with the bow on the bottom.
237
00:10:13,950 --> 00:10:15,470
Or the mini
with the rhinestones.
238
00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,780
Or, my really low-cut
black leather one...
239
00:10:18,850 --> 00:10:20,410
that makes Holling's eyes
glaze over.
240
00:10:21,550 --> 00:10:24,350
You? Oh, I'm gonna
wear my black jumpsuit.
241
00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:27,590
Ooh, that one always hots
and bothers them.
242
00:10:28,390 --> 00:10:30,230
What's all this straw stuff
doing here?
243
00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,760
Oh, it's cushioning the wine.
244
00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,090
Wine-cushion?
245
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,260
Like a wine pincushion?
246
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:38,830
Yeah. Maurice didn't want the wine
juggling around the back of the truck.
247
00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:41,070
It's not good for it.
It raises the sediment.
248
00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:44,030
See, it's very old.
French, very expensive.
249
00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:45,100
Like how much?
250
00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,410
I don't know,
I can't really say.
251
00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:48,670
Like $20?
252
00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:51,340
No, no, no. Much more than
that, Shelly. More like hundreds.
253
00:10:51,420 --> 00:10:52,680
Especially that one.
254
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,990
Wow, it's so grungy.
Mmm.
255
00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,390
Well, it's old,
look at that.
256
00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:00,360
"Chateau Latour, 1929".
257
00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:01,720
And you can still drink it?
258
00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:02,780
Oh, yeah.
259
00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:07,060
Boy, they sure must have
screwed the cork in tight.
260
00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:09,830
Well, I gotta go, I got a lot
more stuff to pick up for Maurice.
261
00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:11,600
Okay, see you.
See you.
262
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:14,730
Hey, Shelly.
263
00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,510
Oh, man!
264
00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:41,130
Shelly?
265
00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:42,240
Yeah?
266
00:11:42,980 --> 00:11:44,740
What are you doing
in there, hon?
267
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:46,570
Shelly?
268
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:48,950
Just looking.
269
00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:51,650
You seen any number two jars
of pickled pigs' feet?
270
00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,990
Uh-uh. It's time to put them on order.
271
00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:55,250
What are you
looking for?
272
00:11:55,330 --> 00:11:56,990
We are jumping mad tonight.
273
00:11:57,060 --> 00:11:58,760
Dave and I could use
a couple of hands.
274
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,860
Hon, this the only kind of wine we got?
275
00:12:00,930 --> 00:12:03,230
Well, no. We got white. And pink also.
276
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,000
I don't mean that.
I mean wine that's old.
277
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,230
Dusty.
278
00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:09,030
Well that's
plenty dusty.
279
00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,970
Yeah, but, Holling,
where do we keep the...
280
00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:14,440
you know, hundreds and
hundreds of dollar bottles?
281
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:17,710
Now, Shelly, how would we
get a bottle that big in here?
282
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,550
We'd have to knock out
one of the walls.
283
00:12:26,190 --> 00:12:28,350
You said Stern,
I expect Stern.
284
00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:32,420
I will not settle for some wet-behind-the-ear
fiddler fresh out of Julliard.
285
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,470
No, hold on a minute, Eliot.
286
00:12:34,530 --> 00:12:36,090
Ed, damp down that flame.
287
00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:39,460
I got squeezed top dollar
for those 40 gravy cows.
288
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,100
If you break a boil on that
demi-glace, it'll cloud up...
289
00:12:42,170 --> 00:12:43,900
we'll have to dump it
in the minestrone.
290
00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:47,640
Yeah, Eliot, can you get
Perlman to cancel in Brazil?
291
00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:50,650
Yeah. Knut Svenborg?
292
00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:52,780
That Swedish meatball
with the earring?
293
00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:55,940
Yeah. Okay,
we'll give him a try.
294
00:12:56,290 --> 00:12:58,260
But, if he's as flaky
as he looks...
295
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,850
I'm personally coming and
stomping your butt, Eliot!
296
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,960
Well, well, well!
297
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:07,260
Très cordon bleu, Minnifield.
298
00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:09,100
Nice boar
you got out back.
299
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,130
What the hell
are you doing here?
300
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,640
Well, I heard you're having
a little fĂŞte for the rabble.
301
00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,170
We're busy here, Adam.
302
00:13:15,810 --> 00:13:16,800
Adam?
303
00:13:19,210 --> 00:13:20,200
You!
304
00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:22,510
No, no, no. Monsieur Adam,
I can explain.
305
00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:23,670
You thief!
306
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,780
You hack!
307
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:28,950
I teach you everything I know,
and then you stab me in the back!
308
00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:30,650
It was not my fault.
It was a mistake!
309
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,590
You stole my recipe
for Pommes Anglaise.
310
00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:35,060
I saw it on the menu at
L'Ambroisie! Come on, come on...
311
00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:36,150
break it up,
break it up!
312
00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:37,590
It was an homage.
313
00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:38,860
I thought you were dead.
314
00:13:38,930 --> 00:13:40,630
I lived on rats
for three weeks...
315
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:44,330
in a bombed-out basement
you miserable pissant ingrate!
316
00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:47,230
Three opium merchants and a
German shepherd had to dig me out.
317
00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:49,360
I paid them with the gold
fillings from my teeth!
318
00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:50,480
You...
319
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,700
What is that?
What's that smell?
320
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,470
It couldn't be.
321
00:13:57,580 --> 00:13:59,170
Yes! Yes, it is!
322
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,080
Glace de Viande?
323
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,820
You're making
demi-glace here?
324
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,620
Oui, you see?
Glace de viande.
325
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,720
Stay. Cook.
326
00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:11,320
I ought to chop you up and
throw you in the bouillabaisse.
327
00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:13,930
Got get one of your toadies
to fetch my knives.
328
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,220
Skim!
329
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,030
A- ha!
330
00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:24,300
Dr. Fleischman!
331
00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:26,310
Hey, Eve.
How are you?
332
00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:29,310
What do we have here?
Don't tell me. Cain? Abel?
333
00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:30,570
Aldrich.
334
00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:33,040
Aldrich? You named
your baby Aldrich?
335
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:36,090
It's a family thing. My mother's
side, the Charleston Aldriches.
336
00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:39,420
Aldrich, well, that's
definitely Adam's kid...
337
00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:42,820
same blue hat,
same no shoes.
338
00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:45,120
Hi, Aldrich.
Uh-uh.
339
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,170
I've seen your scrub soap,
Dr. Fleischman.
340
00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:49,060
Hygiene is no place
to scrimp.
341
00:14:49,870 --> 00:14:52,500
I'll be bringing Aldrich by
later for a complete workup.
342
00:14:52,570 --> 00:14:54,970
Yellow fever,
plus typhus boosters.
343
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,710
We'll bring our own soap.
344
00:14:56,780 --> 00:14:59,040
Well, why stop there? What
about a treadmill test? Huh?
345
00:14:59,110 --> 00:15:02,480
We could do an EKG, we could do
a lipid profile, urinalysis...
346
00:15:02,550 --> 00:15:05,240
What else? We could do liver,
kidney, electrolytes, sugar.
347
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,780
Goodbye, Dr. Fleischman.
348
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,820
How you doing, Marilyn?
349
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:21,690
What?
350
00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:24,900
What, you think I'm
upset about the party?
351
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,970
Marilyn, please, I'm not
upset about that party.
352
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,630
Really, I could care less.
353
00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:33,270
I mean, you want to talk party,
I've been to some parties.
354
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,610
There was MOMA...
355
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,080
the Museum of Modern Art,
the Founder's Gala...
356
00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:39,710
for the Rauschenberg retrospective.
Now, that was a party.
357
00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:40,910
That was a party.
358
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,090
I think Mick Jagger
was there.
359
00:15:44,490 --> 00:15:45,890
Walter Annenberg,
Liza Minnelli.
360
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,550
So don't talk to me
about some...
361
00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:51,090
Hicksville backwoods soirée
with a pig on a spit.
362
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,390
It doesn't interest me.
363
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,760
You know...
364
00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,810
the thing is, I know
why he didn't invite me...
365
00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:02,460
that's the thing, you know?
366
00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:05,710
You want to know why?
367
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,410
I mean...
368
00:16:08,810 --> 00:16:12,250
how am I supposed to know he's writing
off his four-by as a snowplow for the city?
369
00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:14,550
Guy says he's from the IRS...
370
00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:17,050
the Federal government. What
am I gonna do? Am I gonna lie?
371
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,890
He just... He asked me.
I told him, I said, no...
372
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,390
I've never seen Maurice
plow snow.
373
00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:21,450
I mean...
374
00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:24,990
I can't imagine how he
found out. That's the thing.
375
00:16:29,330 --> 00:16:30,530
Unless you told him.
376
00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:38,170
Can I get you anything,
Dr. Fleischman?
377
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:41,010
Yes, please. I would like
a decaf to go, black...
378
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,640
and a couple of those butterscotch
brownies, if you would.
379
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:47,650
And I hope that the coffee is maybe a
little stronger than dishwater for a change.
380
00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:50,250
How much does an expensive
bottle of wine cost?
381
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,310
Exactly?
382
00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:52,650
What kind?
383
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:57,050
Well, the good kind, you know,
with a cork, and from France.
384
00:16:57,130 --> 00:16:58,530
Well, you know, I mean...
385
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,360
there are a lot of great
French wines, Shelly.
386
00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:04,700
It depends what you're talking about,
there's Bordeaux, and there's Burgundy, and...
387
00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:06,830
I mean, there's a lot of
great French vineyards as well.
388
00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:10,000
There's Château Lafite,
and Château Margaux, and...
389
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,370
Mouton Rothchild,
and Chateau Latour-
390
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,280
That one! Latour.
391
00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:15,340
How much?
392
00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:16,570
About?
393
00:17:16,650 --> 00:17:18,280
Chateau Latour? That's...
394
00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:20,820
Yeah, that's a great wine.
That's one of the top five...
395
00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:24,320
and, I mean, the price would depend
on the vintage. You know, the year.
396
00:17:24,590 --> 00:17:25,720
1929.
397
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,980
1929, that would be
up there.
398
00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:30,120
That would be
way up there.
399
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,690
I don't know. I guess...
400
00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:34,390
$5,000, $6,000.
401
00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:35,660
Dollars?
402
00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:37,570
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, at least.
403
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,390
Thanks.
404
00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:46,530
And now for the sauce.
405
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:50,170
The final reduction.
406
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,110
Hours upon hours...
407
00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:54,920
of simmering...
408
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,150
stirring...
409
00:17:56,420 --> 00:18:00,050
and straining and it all
comes down to this moment...
410
00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:02,790
this precious fluid...
411
00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:05,490
this elixir of beef.
412
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:09,930
One false step
by one ignorant...
413
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:13,000
ham-fisted,
boneheaded cluck...
414
00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:14,830
and toodle-oo!
415
00:18:15,270 --> 00:18:17,240
Forty cows
down the toilet.
416
00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:24,340
Could you breathe or nod or
something, so I know you're alive?
417
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,470
Good.
418
00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:28,340
Now, I'm sure...
419
00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:32,550
I don't have to remind any of
you Wolfgang Puck wannabes...
420
00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:35,560
the roux cannot be hot...
421
00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:37,720
it cannot be cold.
422
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,590
It must be:
423
00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:41,490
Warm.
424
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,260
Amazing.
425
00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:46,800
They just look brain-dead.
426
00:18:46,870 --> 00:18:48,700
They actually cogitate.
427
00:18:48,770 --> 00:18:50,740
They form words.
428
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,040
Now, I realize I'm going
out on a limb here...
429
00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:56,100
this is probably
just a futile exercise...
430
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,810
in futility.
431
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,780
But why?
432
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,710
Why?
433
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,240
Why?
434
00:19:04,590 --> 00:19:07,680
Why must the roux be warm?
What? Am I talking to myself?
435
00:19:09,990 --> 00:19:11,020
I forgot.
436
00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:15,320
Because it will poach.
437
00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:16,930
It will poach!
438
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,260
You moron!
439
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:20,460
God! I can't stand this!
440
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,800
I hate women
who think that they can cook!
441
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,840
Why do I bother?
Why do I even cook?
442
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,340
Because you're hungry?
443
00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:30,180
What did you just say?
444
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,700
Nothing.
445
00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:32,940
Oh, you did.
446
00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:34,540
You said something.
447
00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:36,380
Say it.
448
00:19:36,990 --> 00:19:38,150
Say it!
449
00:19:38,390 --> 00:19:39,720
Because you're hungry.
450
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,090
Yes...
451
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,590
because I'm hungry.
452
00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:48,330
I, Adam, am hungry!
453
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,830
I want to eat!
454
00:19:50,030 --> 00:19:51,470
And what do I want to eat?
455
00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:53,030
Something that you made?
456
00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:56,110
No. I want something good.
457
00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:58,140
I want something that I made!
458
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:02,940
My smoked sturgeon
with poached egg on frisée.
459
00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:06,480
The hollandaise blending
with the runny yellow yolk...
460
00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:10,540
counterpointing the crispness
of the fresh greens.
461
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:14,650
My ratatouille,
my coulibiac of bass!
462
00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:16,920
My Chicken Pojarski!
463
00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:20,460
The cream and the brandy
and the paprika...
464
00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:23,830
blending with the juices
of my mouth...
465
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:27,100
moving me to the pinnacle...
466
00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:29,660
of gustatory ecstasy!
467
00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:31,230
Ha, ha, ha.
468
00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:32,710
Monsieur Adam...
469
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,010
the boar, she is dead.
470
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:36,940
Gangway!
471
00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:39,070
I've got
the crown jewels here...
472
00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:41,180
the pancreas and the thymus.
473
00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:42,810
Where's the brine bucket?
474
00:20:42,890 --> 00:20:44,050
Sweetbreads.
475
00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:46,260
Yo, mama!
476
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,020
Chris on KBHR...
477
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,260
heading into the home stretch
of the party-hearty countdown.
478
00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:57,930
Still time to press those
trousers and perm those 'dos.
479
00:20:58,140 --> 00:21:00,600
Got a little note here. Ruth-Anne's
out of Kiwi boot-black...
480
00:21:00,670 --> 00:21:04,200
only three cans of mousse and a
jar of Dippity Do left on the shelf.
481
00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:07,900
Now if you're like me, you're
probably planning to tie one on...
482
00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:10,570
bark at the moon, pee off
the porch, and all that.
483
00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:12,010
Well, I say, all right,
go for it...
484
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,810
'cause I know many of you have
made it home in worse condition.
485
00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:17,480
It's just, there's gonna be a lot
of us out there tomorrow night...
486
00:21:17,550 --> 00:21:20,150
we're gonna be working without
the benefit of the full moon.
487
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,350
And I, for one, don't want
to see your high beams...
488
00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:24,920
closing in on me four feet over
the line, if you know what I mean.
489
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,690
So, do the right thing.
490
00:21:27,130 --> 00:21:28,650
Designate a driver.
491
00:21:28,730 --> 00:21:31,790
Sign up tonight after bingo,
in front of the Theosophy Hall.
492
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,860
Heimlich maneuver workshop
to be announced.
493
00:21:36,510 --> 00:21:38,500
Party!
494
00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:42,070
So there I am...
495
00:21:42,150 --> 00:21:43,870
at the Zurich
Obstetrics Center.
496
00:21:43,950 --> 00:21:45,240
Zaniger thought I was fine...
497
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:48,650
but I saw signs of
possible premature delivery.
498
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,190
I insisted on bed rest.
Six weeks.
499
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,680
Then labor. Three hours.
500
00:21:54,990 --> 00:21:57,720
I know what you're thinking. By some
standards that's not very long...
501
00:21:57,790 --> 00:22:00,350
but my contractions
were extremely violent.
502
00:22:00,430 --> 00:22:01,520
Extremely.
503
00:22:01,770 --> 00:22:04,430
It looked as though we were faced
with a posterior presentation...
504
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:08,060
with its concurrent coccygeal
pain and perianal laceration.
505
00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:09,900
This baby
was a posterior presentation?
506
00:22:09,970 --> 00:22:12,130
Well, actually, no.
507
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,970
The delivery concluded
without incident.
508
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,380
And in any case,
I'd come prepared...
509
00:22:15,450 --> 00:22:17,140
with six units
of my own blood.
510
00:22:17,410 --> 00:22:18,540
Okay, there we go.
511
00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:19,910
That wasn't too bad, huh?
512
00:22:19,980 --> 00:22:21,420
Yes. Yes.
513
00:22:21,990 --> 00:22:23,540
Congratulations,
because you have...
514
00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:26,820
a beautiful,
healthy, baby boy.
515
00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:28,050
Are you sure?
516
00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:29,110
I am positive.
517
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:30,390
The chubby cheeks...
518
00:22:30,460 --> 00:22:33,590
the round belly, the
slight acne on his brow...
519
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:36,300
doesn't that point to an
overactive adrenal gland?
520
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,770
What, you think
he's Cushionoid?
521
00:22:37,830 --> 00:22:41,000
Don't you? Those are the classic
symptoms of Cushing's disease.
522
00:22:41,070 --> 00:22:43,160
And what about his hips?
Did you listen to his hips?
523
00:22:43,470 --> 00:22:45,600
When I was changing his
diaper, I heard a click.
524
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,240
A possible dislocated
femoral head, don't you think?
525
00:22:48,310 --> 00:22:51,870
No, Eve, this baby is not
Cushionoid. There was no click, okay?
526
00:22:52,020 --> 00:22:54,480
The baby is healthy
and you are out of here.
527
00:22:54,690 --> 00:22:55,670
Bye-bye.
528
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,660
Joel, you got a minute?
529
00:23:03,060 --> 00:23:07,090
I need a few incidentals
in my first aid kit.
530
00:23:07,330 --> 00:23:11,130
Nothing fancy. You know,
smelling salts, nitro tab...
531
00:23:11,770 --> 00:23:13,400
iodine, that sort of thing.
532
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,230
In case somebody gets an oyster
shell stuck in his throat...
533
00:23:16,310 --> 00:23:20,110
or steals a fork and punctures
his butt when he sits on it.
534
00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:22,610
You want medical supplies
from me for your party?
535
00:23:22,710 --> 00:23:25,580
Well, I've got a short-term
liability policy...
536
00:23:25,650 --> 00:23:27,280
from Lloyd's of London...
537
00:23:27,350 --> 00:23:29,880
but, you know
how people are.
538
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:32,290
They come to your house
eat like wolves...
539
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:35,550
and then get a splinter in
their finger and sue you blind.
540
00:23:35,630 --> 00:23:36,990
Yeah, I know
how it is, Maurice.
541
00:23:37,060 --> 00:23:38,790
Okay, sure, I'll give you
medical supplies.
542
00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:40,960
You want medical supplies?
Here you go.
543
00:23:41,030 --> 00:23:43,060
Let's see,
I got some Q-tips here...
544
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,760
got some hydrogen peroxide...
545
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,030
I got some Ace bandages.
Huh? How about that?
546
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:50,510
I got some sterile gauze, I got some
burn cream. What else do we need?
547
00:23:50,570 --> 00:23:52,630
You want some aspirin, Maurice?
There you go. Hey, hey, hey.
548
00:23:52,710 --> 00:23:54,770
Calm down,
get a grip on yourself.
549
00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:57,410
You know, look, I didn't know
about your Suburban, all right?
550
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,180
Suburban? Are you
talking about my car?
551
00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:03,410
Do you think that I would rat you out on
purpose? I mean, is that what you think?
552
00:24:03,490 --> 00:24:05,180
To not invite me to your
party? To hold such a grudge?
553
00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:08,490
Is that what you think? I mean, you drag
me up here, I'm trapped against my will.
554
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,080
It's the first thing
I ever wanted to do, Maurice.
555
00:24:11,060 --> 00:24:13,550
You know, you're just vindictive,
Maurice. You are vindictive...
556
00:24:13,630 --> 00:24:15,930
and you are cold and I always
knew it and this just proves it.
557
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,260
What the hell
are you talking about?
558
00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:19,890
Well, I'm talking about you not
inviting me to your party, aren't I?
559
00:24:19,970 --> 00:24:21,800
I invited you to my party.
560
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,330
You did?
Yeah.
561
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,630
When?
562
00:24:24,740 --> 00:24:27,770
Well, Maggie had the invitations,
I'm sure yours was in there.
563
00:24:28,210 --> 00:24:29,200
O'Connell?
564
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,800
Yeah, she picked them up from the
calligrapher down in Anchorage...
565
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,650
and passed them out
a couple of days ago.
566
00:24:37,050 --> 00:24:38,040
Coming.
567
00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:41,520
Coming. Coming. Coming.
568
00:24:42,890 --> 00:24:44,050
Hey, Fleischman.
569
00:24:46,130 --> 00:24:48,390
This is too much, O'Connell,
this is beyond anything.
570
00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:51,400
I mean, I have seen
some behavior from you...
571
00:24:51,540 --> 00:24:54,200
but this is so hurtful
and so cruel.
572
00:24:54,270 --> 00:24:55,800
What? What are you
talking about?
573
00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:57,930
To let me be excluded
and left out like that...
574
00:24:58,010 --> 00:25:00,140
and everyone, everyone got
these beautiful invitations...
575
00:25:00,210 --> 00:25:02,270
with the gold calligraphy
and the beluga caviar.
576
00:25:02,350 --> 00:25:04,040
You know
I have abandonment issues.
577
00:25:04,150 --> 00:25:05,880
You just find that button
and you just push...
578
00:25:05,950 --> 00:25:07,780
and you push and you push,
don't you?
579
00:25:07,850 --> 00:25:09,680
Look, Fleischman,
I delivered your invitation.
580
00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:11,810
If you got an invitation,
I delivered it.
581
00:25:11,890 --> 00:25:14,190
I didn't get an invitation
and you didn't deliver it.
582
00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:16,560
Yes, I did! And, look, maybe
it got lost or misplaced...
583
00:25:16,630 --> 00:25:17,890
but hey, nobody's perfect.
584
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,950
O'Connell, I know that
you're totally conflicted...
585
00:25:20,030 --> 00:25:22,560
about your attraction to me and now
that Mike is out of the picture...
586
00:25:22,630 --> 00:25:24,360
you probably feel particularly
exposed and vulnerable.
587
00:25:24,430 --> 00:25:25,770
No, I don't. I do not.
588
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,460
To be so threatened
by your attraction...
589
00:25:27,540 --> 00:25:29,440
that you need
to obliterate me.
590
00:25:29,510 --> 00:25:33,240
I mean, come on, consciously or unconsciously,
to act out your rage in such a...
591
00:25:33,310 --> 00:25:36,180
It's so destructive,
O'Connell, it is so childish.
592
00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:39,270
Look, Fleischman, first of all,
I feel fine. I feel terrific.
593
00:25:39,350 --> 00:25:41,580
As a matter of fact, I've
never felt better in my life!
594
00:25:41,650 --> 00:25:44,210
And secondly, you're not on my
mind. You're not on my conscience...
595
00:25:44,290 --> 00:25:46,780
you're not even on my subconscious,
Fleischman! You're nowhere!
596
00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:49,690
Okay, fine, O'Connell.
597
00:25:58,870 --> 00:26:00,130
Oh, it's peaceful in here.
598
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,190
Quiet.
599
00:26:01,610 --> 00:26:04,300
A man can hear himself think
among these carcasses.
600
00:26:04,370 --> 00:26:07,830
I could, if you would shut up
and let me do my job!
601
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:12,610
The smell of the beef,
sawdust, takes me back to Tulsa.
602
00:26:14,180 --> 00:26:17,550
My granddaddy had
a little weekend farm there.
603
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,550
Had a sizeable
meat-house in it.
604
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:23,450
I remember
my first slaughter.
605
00:26:24,230 --> 00:26:27,790
Granddaddy let me hold the rifle
barrel behind the steer's ear.
606
00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:30,590
And then, bam!
607
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,430
1,200 pounds crashed to the
ground. I felt the ground shake.
608
00:26:36,570 --> 00:26:40,570
And then Granddaddy
hoisted him up by his heels...
609
00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:42,680
slit his throat.
610
00:26:44,350 --> 00:26:45,540
A lot of blood.
611
00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:48,310
Two, three buckets, at least.
612
00:26:49,420 --> 00:26:50,650
This is good.
613
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,020
I'll start with this one, I can carve
a fairly good tenderloin out of this.
614
00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:55,350
You like that one, huh?
615
00:26:56,030 --> 00:26:58,260
I just said I liked it,
didn't I? What do I have to do?
616
00:26:58,330 --> 00:26:59,660
Clap like a seal?
617
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:02,900
That, my friend...
618
00:27:02,970 --> 00:27:05,490
is USDA prime grade beef.
619
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:10,970
It's not your French-speaking
"Charolais parlez-vous" crap.
620
00:27:11,510 --> 00:27:14,840
Or your beer-fed
Nipponese Kobe beef.
621
00:27:14,910 --> 00:27:15,900
No, no.
622
00:27:16,550 --> 00:27:18,840
This was free-ranged
down in Tampa.
623
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,610
Trucked up here, finished
off on oats and corn.
624
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,780
Look at it,
look at the texture.
625
00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:25,840
The marbling.
626
00:27:26,390 --> 00:27:28,120
The creamy white fat.
627
00:27:29,790 --> 00:27:31,420
Oh, yeah.
628
00:27:37,630 --> 00:27:38,790
That, my friend...
629
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,270
that is beef.
630
00:27:44,410 --> 00:27:46,600
Reindeer patty, medium rare,
hold the bun.
631
00:27:47,310 --> 00:27:48,300
Hmm.
632
00:27:48,410 --> 00:27:50,170
You said no bun,
I heard you.
633
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,670
No, bun, medium rare, double slaw.
It's right here on the ticket.
634
00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:56,240
Shelly, are you all right?
635
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:57,710
Why?
636
00:27:57,790 --> 00:27:59,650
I think you ought to have
your thyroid checked...
637
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,450
you look a little
exophthalmic to me.
638
00:28:01,730 --> 00:28:02,710
Oh, God.
639
00:28:03,030 --> 00:28:04,690
It shows, doesn't it?
640
00:28:07,930 --> 00:28:09,420
I didn't mean to do it, Eve.
641
00:28:09,770 --> 00:28:12,430
I was just looking,
I hardly even touched it.
642
00:28:12,670 --> 00:28:14,030
And, I don't know...
643
00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:16,330
it went clink
on the tailgate of the truck.
644
00:28:16,410 --> 00:28:18,430
What went clink?
The wine.
645
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,800
Maurice's crummy old wine.
646
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,940
Tomorrow he's gonna be
looking for it.
647
00:28:23,010 --> 00:28:24,640
And he's gonna start
asking questions...
648
00:28:24,710 --> 00:28:26,710
and he's gonna
find out it was me.
649
00:28:26,780 --> 00:28:27,940
Just get him another one.
650
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,640
I can't, I looked.
651
00:28:29,850 --> 00:28:30,910
There aren't any.
652
00:28:30,990 --> 00:28:33,080
It came specially
all the way from France.
653
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,380
Do you have the label?
654
00:28:34,460 --> 00:28:35,980
I saved the whole bottle.
655
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,490
Fill it up with something
else. Nobody'll know.
656
00:28:39,030 --> 00:28:41,330
He's an expert,
he'll be able to tell.
657
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,000
And then he's gonna kill me.
658
00:28:43,230 --> 00:28:47,230
Look, I once substituted
lawn clippings for dill weed.
659
00:28:47,300 --> 00:28:49,470
Adam said it was
my best vinaigrette yet.
660
00:28:49,540 --> 00:28:51,560
And you know how sensitive
his palate is.
661
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,630
Huh.
662
00:28:53,510 --> 00:28:56,410
So, you think I could, like,
fake Maurice out?
663
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,970
Make him think
it was his 1929 Latour?
664
00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:01,770
Chateau Latour?
665
00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:02,940
Yeah.
666
00:29:03,150 --> 00:29:04,480
1929?
667
00:29:05,820 --> 00:29:08,450
Yeah, is that bad?
668
00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:12,820
Well, gee, '29.
669
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:20,590
Good.
670
00:29:21,140 --> 00:29:22,130
Adam?
671
00:29:22,210 --> 00:29:23,190
What?
672
00:29:23,270 --> 00:29:25,400
Are you sure you peeled
enough of those spuds?
673
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,640
Say one more word,
Minnifield, one more...
674
00:29:27,710 --> 00:29:30,870
and these Pommes Anglaise are going
to be tater tots, you get my drift?
675
00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:32,470
How are the blinis
for the caviar?
676
00:29:32,550 --> 00:29:33,910
Very nice, Monsieur.
Good.
677
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,580
All right, let's see
what we have here.
678
00:29:38,150 --> 00:29:39,140
You.
679
00:29:41,220 --> 00:29:42,210
Good.
680
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:44,550
Good.
681
00:29:47,260 --> 00:29:50,890
I want a brush under those fingernails
before you take your station.
682
00:29:52,670 --> 00:29:53,660
Good.
683
00:29:55,470 --> 00:29:56,700
That's better.
684
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,470
Knock down that cowlick,
you look like Alfalfa.
685
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:04,070
Good.
686
00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:08,350
All right, most of you
have worked for me before.
687
00:30:08,990 --> 00:30:10,680
Those of you who haven't...
688
00:30:11,050 --> 00:30:13,220
you can learn the drill
from your comrades.
689
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:17,680
Number one, I want
those champagne flutes full.
690
00:30:17,890 --> 00:30:21,190
I do not want my guests
rubbernecking for a bottle of bubbly.
691
00:30:21,460 --> 00:30:23,800
Number two,
this is French service...
692
00:30:23,870 --> 00:30:26,800
that means serve from the
left, clear from the right.
693
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,140
And I do not want people
hovering over my guests.
694
00:30:30,270 --> 00:30:32,260
Any of you have trouble
with any of that...
695
00:30:32,340 --> 00:30:34,470
you can collect your
checks now and clear out.
696
00:30:35,910 --> 00:30:36,940
Hey you...
697
00:30:37,010 --> 00:30:39,880
that's Baccarat Crystal you're
rattling around there, be careful.
698
00:30:39,950 --> 00:30:41,250
Yes Sir.
At ease.
699
00:30:42,350 --> 00:30:45,580
All right, gentlemen, let's pick up the
pace here, we're coming down to the wire.
700
00:30:45,660 --> 00:30:46,750
Ron, chair slags?
701
00:30:46,820 --> 00:30:49,690
They're coming along, Maurice.
I had a mini-crisis in the night.
702
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,160
My pyracantha drooped.
703
00:30:51,230 --> 00:30:53,250
I've slipped in
some euphorbia, can you tell?
704
00:30:53,330 --> 00:30:54,350
No, no, it looks fine.
705
00:30:54,430 --> 00:30:56,060
All right, well, we got
another problem. What?
706
00:30:56,130 --> 00:30:57,190
It's this caviar station.
707
00:30:57,270 --> 00:30:59,430
Well, what about it? Well,
don't you see? It's all wrong.
708
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:02,160
I don't know what I was thinking
about. It will completely ruin the flow.
709
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:05,170
All right, you, when you get finished
there, help Ron with his caviar stand.
710
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,640
Thanks, Maurice.
You're a prince.
711
00:31:06,710 --> 00:31:08,470
Where the hell
is that violin player?
712
00:31:08,550 --> 00:31:10,980
If Eliot doesn't get him here,
I'm gonna stretch his hide.
713
00:31:11,050 --> 00:31:12,740
Hello, let me talk to Eliot!
714
00:31:12,820 --> 00:31:15,790
I don't give a damn if he's on
another line, get him on the phone!
715
00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:17,540
Oh, man.
716
00:31:17,620 --> 00:31:20,890
Why does Maurice even have
to have his stupid party?
717
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,990
Everything
was fine before.
718
00:31:23,190 --> 00:31:25,250
Now my life is trashed.
719
00:31:25,330 --> 00:31:26,920
Shelly, peat moss, please.
720
00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:29,190
Isn't this dirt?
721
00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:31,400
Holling pots
his crocuses in it.
722
00:31:31,470 --> 00:31:34,840
It'll lend sediment
and a nice earthy undertone.
723
00:31:40,510 --> 00:31:41,500
Well?
724
00:31:43,210 --> 00:31:44,410
It's close.
725
00:31:45,450 --> 00:31:46,440
Vanilla.
726
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,070
Vanilla.
727
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:53,950
Pepper.
728
00:31:54,490 --> 00:31:56,250
Are you sure
this is gonna work?
729
00:31:57,530 --> 00:31:59,430
Shelly,
I once polished off...
730
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:03,230
a quart of Adam's
50-year-old Laphroaig scotch.
731
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,500
I was waiting for blood
results, I was tense.
732
00:32:06,970 --> 00:32:09,560
All they had at the corner
store, was Clan McGregor.
733
00:32:10,140 --> 00:32:12,200
I put in
a little liquid smoke...
734
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,240
a dash
of Chanel No. 5...
735
00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:15,330
and...
736
00:32:15,410 --> 00:32:16,500
this is brilliant...
737
00:32:16,850 --> 00:32:18,710
sandalwood incense.
738
00:32:18,780 --> 00:32:21,150
Adam never suspected.
739
00:32:23,390 --> 00:32:26,750
Of course,
that wasn't a '29 Latour.
740
00:32:33,460 --> 00:32:34,450
Hmm.
741
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,590
What?
742
00:32:35,830 --> 00:32:36,860
What's wrong?
743
00:32:37,070 --> 00:32:39,130
Let's try a little more
of the green food coloring.
744
00:32:42,170 --> 00:32:43,160
God.
745
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,580
Blowing $4,000 on the
Home Shopping Network...
746
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:48,940
that was one thing.
747
00:32:49,110 --> 00:32:52,170
At least I have a diamond tiara
to show for it, but this...
748
00:32:52,580 --> 00:32:54,450
This stupid bottle of wine.
749
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,410
Holling's gonna throw a rod.
750
00:32:56,890 --> 00:32:58,510
I'll never see Johnny again.
751
00:32:59,460 --> 00:33:00,440
There.
752
00:33:01,220 --> 00:33:04,590
A good deep color with a plummy
veneer and a velvety nose.
753
00:33:05,030 --> 00:33:06,020
Huh.
754
00:33:06,130 --> 00:33:08,120
It does kind of look
like it looked before.
755
00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:09,450
Super glue.
756
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,390
Isn't that gonna
make it taste all gooey?
757
00:33:12,970 --> 00:33:14,400
It's to put
the bottom on, Shelly.
758
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:15,870
Oh, right.
759
00:33:41,810 --> 00:33:43,710
Plays an electrifying fiddle,
doesn't he?
760
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:44,830
Certainly does.
761
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:48,710
That little hothead would have made
first chair of the Chicago Phil...
762
00:33:48,780 --> 00:33:50,440
if he hadn't decked Solti.
763
00:33:51,550 --> 00:33:52,610
Is that a fact?
764
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:53,670
Waiter!
765
00:33:53,790 --> 00:33:57,350
Hold on, I want some
of these brie dealies.
766
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,790
You're really packing it away,
aren't you, Ruth-Anne?
767
00:34:01,330 --> 00:34:02,690
Is that a problem
this year?
768
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,990
Oh, no. Just save
a little room for dinner.
769
00:34:15,310 --> 00:34:16,600
Mr. Vincouer.
770
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,660
Maurice.
771
00:34:18,980 --> 00:34:20,840
Mrs. Tambo-Vincouer.
772
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:26,170
Maurice, I have never in my
life seen anything to compare.
773
00:34:26,250 --> 00:34:29,190
Yeah, worked out
all right, didn't it?
774
00:34:29,390 --> 00:34:33,090
Not one red cent of it tax-deductible,
but what the hey, right?
775
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,720
Well, come on in,
let's wet your whistle.
776
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:37,820
Shelly?
What?
777
00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:39,090
Your coat, dear.
778
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,190
What about it?
779
00:34:40,270 --> 00:34:41,250
May I take it?
780
00:34:41,530 --> 00:34:42,520
No!
781
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,530
Excuse me.
I gotta go pee.
782
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,370
Must be the excitement
and all.
783
00:34:47,810 --> 00:34:48,800
Beautiful.
784
00:34:53,850 --> 00:34:54,840
Champagne?
Ah, yes.
785
00:34:54,980 --> 00:34:56,470
Hey, Holling.
786
00:34:56,850 --> 00:34:58,040
Good evening, Chris.
787
00:34:58,950 --> 00:35:00,710
Maggie, everybody.
788
00:35:01,090 --> 00:35:02,080
Hey.
789
00:35:02,420 --> 00:35:04,360
The shrimp toast
is delicious...
790
00:35:04,420 --> 00:35:08,150
but you must try the Chinese
Pearl Balls. They are...
791
00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:10,920
Maurice, everything is beautiful. Yes.
792
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,860
The lights, Ron's flowers...
It's just like a movie.
793
00:35:13,930 --> 00:35:17,660
Yep. History is Made at
Night, Charles Boyer, 1937.
794
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,030
I love Boyer.
795
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:21,470
Probably because people always
said we looked like twins.
796
00:35:21,540 --> 00:35:22,530
Mmm.
You do.
797
00:35:22,610 --> 00:35:25,580
I met Boyer once at the
21 Club, in New York.
798
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:29,080
It was right after my ticker
tape parade down Fifth Avenue.
799
00:35:29,150 --> 00:35:30,880
He had a blonde on each arm.
800
00:35:32,020 --> 00:35:33,810
Quite a man with the
ladies, Charles Boyer.
801
00:35:33,890 --> 00:35:34,880
I'll say.
802
00:35:34,950 --> 00:35:37,050
Of course, I never had that
much trouble with them myself.
803
00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:44,120
Can I hold him?
Sure.
804
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,390
Absolutely not.
805
00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:47,860
Let him have the baby, Eve.
806
00:35:47,970 --> 00:35:49,020
He may look clean...
807
00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:51,230
but you don't know where
this man's hands have been.
808
00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:54,030
You want to expose
our child to strep? Typhus?
809
00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:57,600
Want him contracting cholera,
hepatitis A? Think of his liver!
810
00:35:58,810 --> 00:35:59,800
Oh!
811
00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:02,180
Aren't you darling!
812
00:36:02,310 --> 00:36:04,010
O'Connell, can I speak to you
for a minute, please?
813
00:36:04,150 --> 00:36:05,640
Oh, you.
814
00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:09,650
Don't start with me, Fleischman,
I'm at a party, I'm having fun.
815
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,590
Can I just speak to you for one
second? I would like to apologize.
816
00:36:13,930 --> 00:36:14,920
You do?
817
00:36:15,060 --> 00:36:17,260
Yeah, I was just
way out of line.
818
00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:18,650
You were?
819
00:36:18,730 --> 00:36:19,920
Absolutely.
820
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,560
I mean, I think
barging into your place and...
821
00:36:22,630 --> 00:36:24,600
you know, losing my temper
like that, it's just...
822
00:36:24,670 --> 00:36:26,800
It's completely unacceptable
and I just...
823
00:36:26,870 --> 00:36:29,400
I would really like you
to know that I realize that.
824
00:36:29,470 --> 00:36:30,740
Well...
825
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:33,040
you know,
you were probably upset.
826
00:36:33,310 --> 00:36:37,110
Yeah, I was definitely upset, but, I
mean, I don't think that's any excuse.
827
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,750
Fleischman, you didn't get your
invitation and it probably was my fault.
828
00:36:41,820 --> 00:36:43,340
But I didn't do it
on purpose.
829
00:36:43,420 --> 00:36:46,190
Look, regardless, it doesn't matter
whether you did it on purpose or not.
830
00:36:46,260 --> 00:36:47,490
That's not the issue.
831
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,050
It's not?
No.
832
00:36:49,130 --> 00:36:53,360
As far as I'm concerned, consciously or
unconsciously, your motives are your own.
833
00:36:53,430 --> 00:36:56,090
It's not my business,
that's for you to deal with.
834
00:36:56,870 --> 00:36:57,990
Okay.
835
00:36:58,340 --> 00:37:00,200
Great. Thanks.
836
00:37:11,050 --> 00:37:13,280
Right this way, gentlemen.
837
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:17,420
I've managed to cellar some
rather interesting Sonoma cabs...
838
00:37:17,490 --> 00:37:18,920
since the last feed.
839
00:37:18,990 --> 00:37:20,390
My, my, my.
840
00:37:20,690 --> 00:37:22,850
Wonders never cease,
Minnifield.
841
00:37:22,930 --> 00:37:24,330
This is incredible,
Maurice.
842
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,420
I mean,
I knew you collected, but...
843
00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:27,990
I didn't know it was
anything like this.
844
00:37:28,070 --> 00:37:31,260
Yeah, the climate in here
is digitally controlled.
845
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:34,440
The humidity only varies
less than one percent.
846
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,440
'61 Mouton-Rothschild.
847
00:37:36,510 --> 00:37:38,530
Boy, that's a good
Bordeaux year.
848
00:37:38,610 --> 00:37:40,580
You know, Broadbent
gives this wine five stars.
849
00:37:40,650 --> 00:37:43,510
Yeah, that's the best vintage
since '45.
850
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:44,910
Or '29.
851
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,550
Yeah.
You know what '61 I like?
852
00:37:48,820 --> 00:37:51,620
Ducru-Beaucaillou Bordeaux.
853
00:37:51,690 --> 00:37:54,420
Oh, yes, dry and cedary.
Nice nose.
854
00:37:54,530 --> 00:37:55,690
Good legs.
855
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,090
Ducru-Beaucaillou?
856
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,260
It's a little
boutique vineyard.
857
00:37:59,330 --> 00:38:03,100
I think I first tasted it
at Dr. Richele's tasting...
858
00:38:03,170 --> 00:38:05,330
in Pensacola in '86.
859
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,370
I had it
at a Tannin tasting, '78.
860
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,000
Yeah, how did it hold up?
861
00:38:09,270 --> 00:38:12,040
Some color loss,
it was peaked.
862
00:38:12,110 --> 00:38:13,440
It was past its prime.
863
00:38:13,510 --> 00:38:15,100
Yeah, that's why
I didn't bid on it.
864
00:38:15,180 --> 00:38:17,170
But it was delicious
while it lasted.
865
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:21,790
Oh, I've got something over here I'd like
to show you, an interesting little Madeira.
866
00:38:21,850 --> 00:38:24,340
My buyer picked it up in
Madrid the year before last-
867
00:38:24,420 --> 00:38:26,020
Maurice! Dr. Fleischman!
868
00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:27,190
What?
869
00:38:27,260 --> 00:38:28,950
We need you up here
right away!
870
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,990
For heavens sake,
what now?
871
00:38:31,060 --> 00:38:33,430
You turn your back on these
people for one minute...
872
00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:35,190
and they'll screw up
a free lunch.
873
00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:39,300
It just came over you
suddenly?
874
00:38:39,370 --> 00:38:42,200
The chills and the nausea
and cramping?
875
00:38:43,210 --> 00:38:44,330
It's the fish.
876
00:38:44,410 --> 00:38:46,040
Fish? What fish?
877
00:38:46,310 --> 00:38:47,440
Him.
878
00:38:47,950 --> 00:38:49,610
You mean
the salmon in aspic?
879
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,950
No. No, that couldn't be,
he was hooked this morning.
880
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:54,880
I just tasted it.
881
00:38:55,050 --> 00:38:56,820
You know, Marilyn,
I ate a bad eel once.
882
00:38:56,890 --> 00:38:59,250
Had me scrunched up
on the floor for three days.
883
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:00,660
Is she gonna be all right?
884
00:39:00,730 --> 00:39:03,060
Yeah, she's gonna be fine. I
sent someone for something...
885
00:39:03,130 --> 00:39:05,720
to calm her stomach down and
she upchucked most of it...
886
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,920
but maybe we could
get her a glass of water.
887
00:39:09,070 --> 00:39:10,470
This thing
is a grandmother!
888
00:39:10,540 --> 00:39:11,760
This is just great.
889
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,430
This is wonderful.
890
00:39:13,510 --> 00:39:16,800
All this work, the expense,
and now it's garbage!
891
00:39:17,810 --> 00:39:21,110
You, this was your fish,
Frenchy.
892
00:39:21,450 --> 00:39:24,040
You are fired,
you're out of here!
893
00:39:24,380 --> 00:39:25,980
After I get done with you...
894
00:39:26,050 --> 00:39:28,880
you won't be able to get a job
at Wolf's Trout Hut.
895
00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:30,150
She smelled nice.
896
00:39:30,220 --> 00:39:31,480
Oh, you're a hack!
897
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,580
You couldn't
man the wheel at a HoJo's.
898
00:39:33,660 --> 00:39:36,390
Minnifield, I'm gonna
have to bail you out again.
899
00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:37,490
Eddie!
900
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,900
You worthless piece
of eurotrash, attendez!
901
00:39:40,970 --> 00:39:44,400
Go get my Sabatiers and a
snifter of brandy, on the double!
902
00:39:44,470 --> 00:39:47,400
And the rest of you, get out of
here. I've got a lot of work to do.
903
00:39:47,470 --> 00:39:51,100
Out! Out, out! Go on! Get out
of here! You, too, Minnifield.
904
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:52,970
You especially, get out.
905
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,530
All right, let's get to work.
906
00:39:54,610 --> 00:39:57,100
Where's that brandy?
Come on! Snap to it, buddy!
907
00:39:57,180 --> 00:39:59,170
Shelly!
Where have you been?
908
00:39:59,250 --> 00:40:00,620
You look kind of...
909
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,720
What is that in your hair?
910
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,920
Oh, yeah.
It's a cobweb.
911
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,890
I wonder how they get
their sweetbreads so crisp?
912
00:40:17,570 --> 00:40:18,900
It's the batter.
913
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:23,040
I'd like some more of those
delicious little olive rolls.
914
00:40:23,510 --> 00:40:24,840
Scrumptious, isn't it?
915
00:40:26,110 --> 00:40:28,050
Do you want
your tomato rosettes?
916
00:40:28,110 --> 00:40:29,100
Uh-uh.
917
00:40:30,820 --> 00:40:35,050
I'm gonna have to get the recipe
for this gravy, Maurice. It's tasty.
918
00:40:36,150 --> 00:40:37,590
What's up next?
919
00:40:39,490 --> 00:40:40,620
Not fish.
920
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,430
Yes, fish.
921
00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:47,060
Soufflé de Clam.
922
00:40:47,770 --> 00:40:49,200
You made this?
923
00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:53,100
No, Maurice, I got a mix
from the convenience store...
924
00:40:53,170 --> 00:40:55,040
just plopped in an egg
and a cup of water.
925
00:40:55,110 --> 00:40:56,800
Of course I made it,
you imbecile.
926
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:59,740
I went into that sorry
excuse of a pantry of yours...
927
00:40:59,810 --> 00:41:02,580
and created a masterpiece
from K-rations.
928
00:41:02,650 --> 00:41:06,340
My, my, that is
so light and fluffy.
929
00:41:06,650 --> 00:41:08,550
It melts
right on the tongue!
930
00:41:08,790 --> 00:41:11,090
Adam,
you are a genius!
931
00:41:11,290 --> 00:41:13,550
Yeah, of course I'm a genius,
what are you, blind?
932
00:41:13,630 --> 00:41:14,720
Are you deaf?
933
00:41:14,790 --> 00:41:17,460
What do you think I've been
devoting my life to all these years?
934
00:41:17,530 --> 00:41:19,090
Tuna casserole?
Adam?
935
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,070
What?
Check the baby.
936
00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:24,900
I just checked the baby,
ten minutes ago, darling.
937
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,230
He was sleeping.
That's what he does. Sleep.
938
00:41:28,310 --> 00:41:31,070
And when he's not sleeping,
he cries, and when he cries...
939
00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:33,300
we hear him
and then we check him.
940
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,210
Fine.
941
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:40,050
But when we find our son dead
of infant crib syndrome...
942
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,550
and our lives are ruined
and in shambles...
943
00:41:42,620 --> 00:41:44,950
because Aldrich,
whom I carried...
944
00:41:45,020 --> 00:41:48,520
through a dangerous and difficult
pregnancy in my own womb...
945
00:41:48,590 --> 00:41:51,720
for nine long months,
has ceased to breathe...
946
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,790
because you would rather linger at
the table, sponging compliments...
947
00:41:54,870 --> 00:41:56,730
than go see
as to his welfare...
948
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,290
All right, all right.
949
00:41:59,370 --> 00:42:00,770
Excuse me, everyone!
950
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,770
If I could just have
a moment of your time...
951
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:04,600
I would like
to make the toast now.
952
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,340
Maurice J. Minnifield...
953
00:42:06,650 --> 00:42:09,110
our generous host,
friend and employer...
954
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,010
I'm sure I join everyone
here in saying thank you...
955
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,550
for these very fine,
fine eats and drinks.
956
00:42:15,090 --> 00:42:16,820
You are a real American.
957
00:42:16,890 --> 00:42:19,790
You're an ex-Marine, an
astronaut. You are America.
958
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,050
You're rich,
you're rapacious...
959
00:42:22,430 --> 00:42:24,450
you're progress
without a conscience...
960
00:42:24,530 --> 00:42:26,330
paving everything
in it's path.
961
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,420
You're five percent
of the Earth's population...
962
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:32,060
yet, consuming 25 % of the
Earth's natural resources.
963
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,170
You pay a lot of taxes, you
do a lot of charity work...
964
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:36,830
most of it's tax deductible...
965
00:42:36,910 --> 00:42:38,900
but your heart's
in the right place.
966
00:42:38,980 --> 00:42:40,410
One thing's
for certain, chief...
967
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,470
you have impeccable taste
in the booze.
968
00:42:42,550 --> 00:42:44,240
Salutes.
969
00:42:46,050 --> 00:42:47,210
May I say a word?
970
00:42:47,450 --> 00:42:48,610
Yeah, I guess so.
971
00:42:48,690 --> 00:42:49,920
Thank you.
972
00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:53,910
One thing you can count on, there's
no hidden agenda with this man.
973
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,260
Maurice Minnifield is not
going to stab you in the back.
974
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,920
No, you're going to see him plunge
that dagger right into your belly...
975
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,660
pull it up,
and twist and twist...
976
00:43:03,740 --> 00:43:06,100
until your guts spill
right out onto your shoes.
977
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:10,310
Maurice, my dear friend, you
are a homophobe, and a bigot.
978
00:43:11,610 --> 00:43:14,270
But you have
a truly marvelous aesthetic...
979
00:43:14,980 --> 00:43:17,210
and a truly superb collection
of Gershwin LP's.
980
00:43:17,950 --> 00:43:20,210
Here's to you,
sir. Cheers.
981
00:43:20,390 --> 00:43:21,910
Cheers!
982
00:43:23,820 --> 00:43:27,020
Thank you, Stevens,
and thank you, Ron.
983
00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:30,850
While I find
your lifestyle both...
984
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,360
repugnant
and disgusting...
985
00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:35,920
I must admit...
986
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,230
that your bed-and-breakfast
is an asset to Cicely.
987
00:43:39,770 --> 00:43:42,970
And you boys don't flaunt
your perversions.
988
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,500
Adam, Eve,
little Aldrich...
989
00:43:47,950 --> 00:43:49,880
I'm glad
you could make it here.
990
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:54,010
Adam, I am a rich
and powerful man.
991
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,680
But if it had not been
for your genius tonight...
992
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:58,980
I'd be in deep.
993
00:44:00,090 --> 00:44:03,360
I offer you
the pride of my cellar.
994
00:44:03,930 --> 00:44:06,990
The first taste
of a '29 Latour.
995
00:44:07,630 --> 00:44:10,400
A wine as pure as
nature itself.
996
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:12,590
Hmm.
997
00:44:13,710 --> 00:44:16,400
Full-figured, peppery...
998
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:19,270
plummy veneer.
999
00:44:20,810 --> 00:44:22,510
Velvety nose.
1000
00:44:23,550 --> 00:44:24,670
Rich color.
1001
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:26,810
No fade.
1002
00:44:33,890 --> 00:44:35,020
Hmm.
1003
00:44:35,890 --> 00:44:37,560
Earthy undertones.
1004
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:39,620
It's...
1005
00:44:40,470 --> 00:44:42,930
It's delicious.
1006
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:46,600
Make sure everyone
gets a taste.
1007
00:44:49,610 --> 00:44:51,200
Eat! Drink!
1008
00:44:51,580 --> 00:44:53,440
Keep pulling those corks.
1009
00:44:54,350 --> 00:44:55,680
Cheers, everybody.
1010
00:44:56,180 --> 00:44:57,650
Thank you for being here!
1011
00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:59,240
Cheers!
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