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Okay, so everything looks clean.

They should be here any minute. I'm so excited to have a couple friends.

Yeah, I'm proud of us. You really did clean the place up nice. I mean, you did

most of the work, but... No, I mean, we did show United Front. We did the work

together.

So wait, who are these people anyways? You don't really tell me much about

Oh, no, she's another girl from my yoga class.

We start talking, we have a bunch of stuff in common, and I just want to do

double dates with you. So I thought that having some couple friends would work

out really well. Yeah, it's kind of weird having, like, hanging out with

that are, like, single, and then it's just a third wheel the whole time.

Just party, party, party, sex, sex, sex all the time. I mean, chill. There's

more to life than just sex, you know? There's delicious pop. Hello!

Hey! Hi!

How are you? Good, how are you?

Oh, my

God.

I'm so sorry.

Pot roast. Thank you.

So Dante, tell me about yourself.

Do you do yoga too?

No, I don't actually.

You should come to our classes.

It's so good. You would get such a good stretch in. I bet you look so cute in

your little bike shorts.

Thanks.

I don't think I own any, but yeah, maybe I'll buy some. You could borrow some of

Ryan's. So good. They make your ass look so tight.

You got bike shorts?

Oh, I got them for him for Christmas.

I love it. I imagine doing yoga, you must be like pretty flexible

then, right? Oh, I love being flexible.

So great. I love to just be stretched to the max as far as I can possibly go.

Aren't you worried about injuring yourself?

Oh, absolutely not, honey. You're a thing. That's part of the fun.

Oh. Oh, you're actually making a rope.

What do you mean?

Well,

this isn't what I expected, honey.

Is everything okay?

Take some vodka.

I guess everything's fine.

We already ate before we got here, so we're not hungry.

I didn't realize what kind of roast you meant.

I didn't realize it was a pot roast that you were talking about.

I mean, I'm sure we can go get like a beef roast or something if you don't eat

pork. I mean, don't get me wrong. I love some beef, but it's really not what I'm

looking for here.

Honey, can you come here for a second?

Yeah. I'm just not understanding.

Just, well, yeah, is everything okay?

I mean, I guess, but I didn't really expect this to be like an actual

dinner.

I know I said spit roast at first, but I was actually really good at making pot

roast. I've done a lot about having the spit roast.

Right. I think I was a little confused.

We came over here thinking that you wanted to fuck us.

Um, I'm sorry, can you repeat that, please?

We thought you were down to play.

Yeah. And, I mean, you flirt with me all the time at yoga class. Like, I really

thought that you were, like, making it so apparent.

I was just trying to be friendly. I mean...

We have so much in common, I thought it would be cool to hang out.

I mean, you never stopped commenting on my top all day, and my kids were

literally sewing.

I mean, your tits just look great in that top. It was honestly just like a

really cute top. I was trying to... I mean, you can be forte for a couple

I'm sorry for the book understanding.

Yeah, me too.

Well, how about this? Why don't you just try sitting on the flat for a minute?

It's so comfy.

Not you.

Oh.

You.

What do you want to do?

I don't really know what to do.

Are you comfortable?

I mean, I'm not like a prude or anything, but are you comfortable?

We just never talked.

Yeah.

But are you comfortable?

I mean, this lap is incredibly comfortable. I think you'll see for

Babe, this laptop doesn't feel comfortable.

Maybe we should just try it.

Are you sure you're okay with that?

I think we need to test the boundaries of our relationship and the

are in front of us.

We're a team, right?

We're always a team. Right.

Right here.

Here we go.

Hi.

How are you, big boy?

You're so strong.

God, do you work out?

Yeah, I try my best.

I know you do.

Your legs are really strong.

Thank you.

You should feel his legs. His legs are really strong. He works out all the

I'm sorry, I'm just...

Oh, my God.

No, that's okay. You don't have to be nervous. What do you like?

What do you like?

I know. I like this.

Yeah? Kira, what does he like?

He likes little neck kisses. Yeah. I love little neck kisses.

You do.

I'm going to tell you what I think you like, Kira.

Don't be shy. Share with all of us.

I'm not super kinky or anything.

Kissing is fun.

Is that okay with you? Ryan loves kissing.

He's such a good kisser.

Is that okay? Yeah.

Kiss it. Kiss it, Ryan. I want to see it.

It's kind of hot. It's so hot.

I think we could change that.

You have a

really

nice butt.

Is that the younger?

Yeah, it is.

Three times a week, every week, getting stretched out.

It's really hot to watch you, babe. Just let me throw that out there.

Oh, Ryan, your muscles are bulging out.

What about you?

What do you like?

You know what I like?

I like to manhandle just a little bit. Oh, yeah? Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Fuck, he's so hard up there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

they look kind of cute over there.

They do.

Hey, you guys, you want to come join the party over here?

We got a lot of room.

Okay.

What?

I told you he was big and strong.

You have an amazing ass, too.

So good.

That was nice.

What are you doing over there, baby?

I'm doing pretty good.

What about you?

You know, just having a great old time.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Yeah, I'm just like that.

You're so good at this.

Hey, babe, are we going, like, all the way up?

Yep.

Bless you, Mom.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh my god, keep going, keep going, keep going.

I can't stop.

Yeah, oh yeah.

Thank you.

I love watching you get cocky.

Thank you very much.

It's looking nice.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Stop it.

What? Oh!

I'm out of here gruffing.

Please, please,

please.

I'm laughing again.

Thank you. Oh, my fucking God.

Thank you.

while they're getting stoned.

It hurts.

I can't even read it.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

I love you. I love you.

See you at 3 o 'clock.

Make sure to eat first.

Oh. Oh.

Okay, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm just being all serious. I'm probably pretty hungry right now, so.

Oh, yeah.

Everything you need for the pot roast is in there. Just go. Just go.

Okay.

You've got enough to eat, right?