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Take the good like you've never got to take it as the best of hell. It's good

hold you so deep.

Life can put you on your knees.

Just grab a hold and smile as you beat it. Faster and faster, the moment's upon

us. Gotta learn the facts of it's gonna be a blast. I'm learning all the facts

of lust.

But I'm not the one complaining.

I can't believe that Scarrett has some weedy nerds coming over to tutor us.

Well, if he can give me a B in math, I'll make sure to give him the D in sex

The only D they have stands for dork.

What else would it stand for?

Oh, gross, Blair!

Oh great, if it isn't the nerd patrol now.

Girls, girls, girls, this is Johnny and Willett. They are your tutors today.

I'm going to bring you snacks later, but I'm going to leave you to get to it.

Are you good at math?

I bet you're good at math, right?

Uh, actually, I'm here for science.

That's okay. You'll do too.

Well, thanks for chilling.

Can't we just study without this turning into some type of porno?

I don't get what's going on.

You'll have to prove your worth to me.

Well, how do we do that?

Well, you can have sex with Nat.

Yes.

You'll have sex with Joe.

Oh, but why?

Well, whoever's the best at, hmm, and has the biggest

thingy can come into my bedroom with me.

Yeah, Joe, come on. It'll be fun.

Yeah, come on. If I can't prove myself to you, I won't get to fuck her.

If they're not going to fuck you, then I guess you're both just going to have to

fuck Natalie.

So, have studying coming along.

Good.

Natalie? I think she's brushing her teeth.

Well, if she doesn't come back,

you let me know. You're all still grounded.

Let's get someone more comfortable

That

was

my turn to teach you a thing or two

Oh my god.

Thank you.

Oh yeah.

Oh, my God.

This is pretty to have to work though.