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What's the matter, bro?

Why do you have that long face?

What happened?

Oh, nobody wants to date you.

Why?

Okay, I'm listening now.

Maybe I can help. Who knows?

So, if nobody wants to date you, there must be a problem, right?

You can tell me, I'm your step -sis after all.

Hmm?

Oh, girls don't want to touch your penis.

Oh, I never thought that might be a problem, you know.

But now I must ask...

Is there something wrong with your dick?

Don't be so shy.

I have to know. Otherwise, how can I help you?

And, again, I'm your step -sis.

I can give a good piece of advice if needed.

We have to find a girl to go out with you after all, right?

You're an adult now.

You need sex, too.

So.

The best thing you could do right now is to show me your cock.

That's right.

Come on, unzip your pants.

Take out the wiener and just show it to me.

I won't bite you.

We have to see what's wrong with it.

There we go.

Wait.

What is that?

Is that your dick?

Oh my.

You know, now I've realized what the problem might be and why ladies

don't want to date you.

Um, how should I put this?

Your penis is... It's almost

non -existent.

Are you serious?

Is that it?

Wait.

You are a bit hard right now?

That's what you're telling me?

Is that semi -hard?

This must be a joke, right?

That is the tiniest thing I've ever seen in my life, dude.

Wow.

Can you move it just a bit?

I want to see more.

I mean, it's so cute, even.

Just wiggle it.

Left and right for me. Come on, please.

I have a question.

How do you even jerk off with fat?

Do you get some tweezers to stroke it?

Because, dude, seriously, fat is as big as my pinky.

And I think I'm being generous here.

Well, ladies, girls, no matter their age, want to see something bigger than

when they date a guy.

Trust me with that.

I know.

I couldn't get out with a person knowing that when I'm gonna bring them home,

they're gonna pop that

clit out of their pants.

I mean, if you would wear bikinis like mine, like these,

you could stick your penis in there and nobody would even notice that it exists.

You can just wear my thongs and everything and nobody would know you

penis.

that it's pretty cute at least that it's not something gross

would i like to see that around me

no i wouldn't i wouldn't even touch it

it's um it's like the head of a turtle but even turtles have

bigger heads

the bro you're being so funny tonight oh yes

so you think you can date somebody with that in your underwear

well i have bad news for you i don't think it's gonna happen anytime soon

no maybe if the lady

has vision problems or i don't know I don't know, man.

Sorry I'm laughing. I can't stop myself.

Do I embarrass you? Does that make you feel bad?

Yeah.

I'm honestly sorry for you.

Just a bit.

I don't know how you're gonna make it in life.

Never seen such a thing before.

I didn't even know such a tiny thing could exist.

How long is it while being hard?

Is it even two inches?

I'm afraid it's not.

It's just like the tip of my thumb.

How do you even...

you stroke it with your hand?

Because you can't really hold it.

You do this?

Do you even feel something?

No.

This is so stupid.

Wow. What a revelation.

Are you seriously wondering why nobody wants to go out with you I think

the poor lady who got out with you once or twice already spread the news

everywhere and everyone knows now that you are a tiny dick

a little loser yeah

I'm afraid you are a little loser you can't win at life with

that so

The only thing remaining for you is to lose.

Literally.

Unless you pay someone to fuck you, nobody will ever have sex with you.

I'm not even talking about women here. I'm talking about everyone, even men.

Nobody would want that in their genitals or mouth or, God forbid, their ass.

Ew!

That is actually disturbing to think about.

No.

Tell me the truth, though.

When you jack off, does anything come out of it?

Like what?

What can come out of that thing?

Two drops?

I mean, I feel a bit awkward now.

I'm kind of sorry that I asked to see your prick, because I wasn't expecting

see that.

On the other hand, now we know why.

You're always alone.

How can you even live with that?

I mean...

It must be really sad.

Sorry again that I'm laughing so much, but I just can't stop, man.

Wow.

I'm afraid I can't have any kind of advice for you.

It would have been better if you had genital words or...

a disease down there that can be fixed we go to a doctor but

that prick cannot be fixed sadly you will always

be a tiny little loser yeah

I mean I can't even look at you anymore

just

Don't put that thing away, all right?

And I'm just gonna leave now.

I have a date, which you won't have anytime soon.