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Yari man.

Yari chin.

Yari man.

Dude,

I'm learning Japanese now, huh?

Yeah, you do? Yeah.

Easy girl.

Like a bitch. Yari man.

Let's go.

Is... Let's go.

Iko. Iko.

Chinpo is a dick.

Tuck my dick is...

Okay, so how about today?

Oh, today I'm trying to... Dude, yeah, I'm looking for someone to have a nice

titty massage, you know.

But, you know, I just want to be, you know, if I talk a little, if I can talk

little Japanese, maybe they can believe me more.

Oh, look back, look back, look back.

Excuse me?

Do you have a minute for us, please? No, no, please, no.

Just a moment, please. We would like to ask you something, okay?

No, no, no, thank you.

So, where are you going? I like the colors you have. No, it's beautiful.

Thank you.

Beautiful. So, where are you going?

I go for the eating.

Oh, you go to eat.

Oh, you go to eat. Okay, you are hungry. I'm hungry, too.

Okay, I'll buy you a dinner. Come. I'm just kidding.

Okay.

We would like to have you. Do you have 10 minutes for us? I would like to make

an interview with you.

Interview. Just a little talk.

Oh, you have a beautiful smile.

What's your name?

Thank you. Eva. Eva. Hi. My name is Tony.

This is my friend.

Johnny. Johnny.

We are making a documentary for Japanese television.

And we are...

Looking for people who know maybe something about Japanese legends. Do you

Japanese legends? Any Japanese?

I don't know. You don't know Japanese legends? Okay.

So, what is your favorite

part of your body?

I don't know.

You don't know?

You don't know, she don't know. Well, can I have again?

You don't know. What do you like the most in yourself?

My face.

Your face? Oh, well, you have a pretty face, that's for sure.

Thank you. That's for sure.

That's for sure.

Do you like your ass also?

You have a beautiful butt. I'm sorry, I don't want to be too...

Where are you going?

You want to go right?

I can see. Just relax.

But you're beautiful. You have a beautiful body. Do you go to gym a lot?

Gym? Gym? No.

Okay.

Oh, but you have nice smile.

Thank you. Very friendly.

Thank you.

What is your job?

My job? I'm in shopping for dress.

oh shopping for dress uh -huh okay well is it nearby no no no

can you give me some discount if i go to buy something for myself

discount lower price okay yeah okay okay so

tell her about the massage yeah what is about while you're doing century yeah

yeah so we are doing this uh documentary for this japanese television

Because we want to find out that there's a specific Japanese legend, if it's

true or not.

Yeah, and I want you to help us to find out that this Japanese legend

is true or not.

But actually, the sound is not so good on the street.

But we have a studio, a moving studio, where I would like to make an interview

with you. Like, you know, like professionally, because here in the

just... Are you okay with that? You come ten minutes, I ask you some questions,

and after you can go. Is it okay?

Okay? Okay, thanks.

So, we have this moving studio, it's just around the corner, and...

Let me help you, okay?

So here we go.

Well, it's... Okay.

So...

Basically, I want to talk to you about... So, let's start the interview,

From the beginning, because this was just an intro.

So, can you tell me your name again, please? Eva. Eva, okay. Eva, how old are

you? Me, 23.

23. Nice age.

So, we were talking about before, what is your job again?

I'm shopping for a dress. Oh, you're working in the dress shop. Okay.

And I asked you before that what

is your favorite part of your body?

My face.

Still your face. Why? You don't like your other body parts?

Yes. You like it? Because I like it. I just want to...

I just want to know why.

What's wrong? Why you don't like your ass perhaps?

You think it's not that good or why?

I don't know. You don't know.

Okay. What about you? Do you like your boobs?

Yeah. Yeah? You like your boobs?

Okay.

Do you think it's big enough?

Normal. Normal? Yeah.

Do you have a boyfriend, by the way? Yes. Oh, yes, okay.

One month later, we go to a wedding.

What? Wedding.

Wedding?

Marriage,

yes. Oh, wow!

Wow, you're going to be married. Okay, so you can give your bigger boobs as

a present, if it works, we'll see.

You can give your bigger boobs as a present to your husband.

I was in Japan for three years and I learned this special technique.

I was studying it for three years, it was a really hard time, but finally I am

a master of this.

So I have a special oil also, which I can show you later,

which helps to improve the massage.

Okay, but for this I have to ask you if you take off your jacket, okay?

Can you take off your jacket?

Okay,

let

me see. In the middle, please.

Okay, no, no, straight, straight.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I have to be more specific.

Okay.

Are you ready?

First I'm going to loosen up your muscles around your neck, okay?

Is my hand not so cold? You okay?

Just relax.

Is it not so strong?

how does it feel you know you're still not the point

How long have you been together with your boyfriend?

I don't know, five years.

Five years? Oh, thanks.

Oh, did it hurt? Okay.

So there's basically four parts, four really important

parts where you have to be successful.

it's four parts of the lymph so under your armpits and

right here here you know so I'm going to

massage give you a massage around the lymph here and here okay just

I want to tell you what I'm going to do

I promise I'm not going to show your poop to the camera or anything but I

have to go under your butt to find it.

Are you okay with that?

Yes.

Yes?

Okay.

Your husband gonna be really happy when you see the change.

No, no, no. Don't worry. The camera doesn't see you.

See? Just right there.

Okay To succeed the massage we would have to massage you here

at this part of your limb Actually we have a dental

massage machine that I brought from Japan and I'm going to massage

you with that but for to be more comfortable i think uh i think you

should at least open your pants you know for me to get the right spots what do

you have to do is

it okay yes yeah okay so just

um open it up right here

We'll stay in the same position.

Stay in the same position.

Yes.

I think we should... You know what? Let's take off your pants.

I'm a professional.

Don't worry. I've seen naked women before.

So it's not my point to see you naked.

And I'm going to put down the camera so you can use the tower to cover yourself,

okay? Yeah.

So I put down the camera, then I go to you.

And you put the towel so you cover yourself.

Let me know when you're ready.

You ready?

Okay.

So this is a special thing, what I brought from Japan.

It's a massage machine.

You've seen this before, I know.

But you can touch it, touch it.

You like it, how it feels?

It's really relaxing actually.

You can touch it, come on.

to function its vibration.

Close your eyes.

How do you feel?

Okay.

Okay, so let's get into the phone.

A little up.

Up.

Yeah.

More? Yes.

I need my... Twice.

You can leave it. Just relax.

Because I have to get to these points and this is the easiest way to do this.

Okay? Okay.

You're gonna have a good day, because I'm gonna continue this massage of

So you have a husband.

You're going to have a husband. I think... I think

you're gonna fuck one man for the rest of your life.

I mean, you're not married yet, so...

I'm offering you an opportunity to give your husband a nice present, bigger

boobies, plus it could be your last time

you...

Let me give you another massage. I'll show you another massage technique, but

also want to beat your ass.

Okay?

I don't know what to say.

No birthday?

What does that mean?

You keep it for your husband or what?

to teach you a beautiful and very unique word in Japanese.

Okay, so the meaning of this word is thank you so much for this beautiful

massage and have a good bye.

Thank you. Okay, look at what he's going to teach you.

Ichai Mashita Mashita