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T is going to be so surprised that we got a Murphy Lee ticket for his

I know.

Wait a minute. We never actually found out if he likes Murphy Lee. Who cares?

do. True.

Hey, what's up, y 'all? Hey, hey, birthday boy.

Get ready to get your dance on because me and Stevie are taking you to the

Moroccan room tonight.

Oh, cool.

Who's buying the drinks?

It's your birthday. We were hoping you.

Good day, y 'all.

And what a beautiful day it is.

You're in a good mood.

You're taking Pilates again.

That's Thursday.

But today, I, Professor Stanley Ogilvie, am being considered for the coveted

vice president's position at the prestigious Weatherly University.

With any luck, I'll be saying goodbye to SMC.

Thank you.

I was just hoping.

In the chem lab, and I put RGC, and you was leaving SMC.

Vicki, that's impossible. The chem lab is on the other side of campus.

I know. That's why it took me so long.

Is this true, boo?

Yes.

I'm hosting the selection committee at my home next weekend, and to help me

the deal, I booked Colin Combs, the hottest caterer in town.

Well, why don't you ask me, boo?

I'm a caterer on you.

You know I'm hot. I'd rather serve spam.

We'll be right back.

All right, Milwaukee.

Give it up for Murphy Little, y 'all.

Appreciate it. Appreciate it. Murphy's Law in stores right now. Y 'all going to

cop that for me, all right?

This is

Kai.

Hey, Kai. Nice to meet you. Oh, girl, I love your skirt.

I made it.

I usually donate most of my stuff to the West Side Shelter. Get out of here. I

just started volunteering there on the weekends.

Really? Yeah. Well, you think they like my ponchos?

I'll give them a real good price.

It's a shelter. They don't... Yeah, you just got to let it go.

The camera.

Y 'all messing up my flow.

T, Kaya's pretty, she's smart, and sweet.

She don't want you.

Okay, hey, wrap it up. Excuse them.

They're sweet.

So, tell me about yourself.

Well, I'm in school, but music is my life. I have my own band called

Unity. You went to music, too?

Yeah. I teach music at Dorsey High School. I went to Dorsey. No way. Way.

Man, if they had teachers that looked like you back then, I'd still be at

Dorsey.

That's my tail.

The cab is fast.

The cab is fast.

The cab is fast. The cab is fast.

Feed the booty. Feed the booty.

It's the booty.

those people are suckers.

I think Kai could be the one.

Hey,

Nikki, why'd you get here?

Oh, it's not important.

Hey, Nikki.

Kim, may I use your bathroom?

Yeah, first door on the right.

I've never felt this way about a woman. Gee, thanks.

I'm happy for you. You deserve a good woman.

Hello, Colin?

It's Stanley Ogilvie.

Where are you guys?

What do you mean you don't have me down?

Sunday? No, that's impossible. It's tonight, not Sunday.

Yes, I have my contract.

And it clearly says you are scheduled to be here... Sunday.

You don't suppose I could... Get my deposit back to you.

Hello?

Hello?

Hey, boo.

I couldn't help but overhear your conversation.

Don't worry.

I'm going to hook you up. Yeah, forget it. I'll cater it myself.

They ain't grabbing April, and we don't have much time. The people from the

college will be here in an hour.

Ms. Parker, I just want you to know I appreciate everything, and I want you to

give me your bill at the end of the evening.

Nonsense, boo.

Now, your money is no good here, but your body is. I knew it. I knew you were

going to go there.

That's why I drafted this.

What's this, a prenup?

But you don't have anything.

No, it's not a prenup.

It's a list of don'ts.

Don't talk to me.

Don't touch me.

Don't make eye contact with me under any circumstances.

Maybe you should just leave.

Oh, this is unrealistic.

Oh, please, Miss Parker.

If you love me, you'll follow my rules.

If... If you have to question my love for you, then...

I haven't been trying hard enough.

Oh, how beautiful.

Yes, you are.

Wow.

This is a nice crib.

I was wondering when you were going to invite me over.

I thought maybe you lived at home with your mama.

At our age? Now you know that's tight.

That depends on the brother's situation.

You want a glass of wine? Yeah, sure.

So, what movie did you get?

Classic.

Booty Call.

That old yawn and stretch move is so tight.

Oh, yeah.

Now, if you want to kiss me, then kiss me.

Okay.

Damn,

you strong.

Maybe you should go, T.

But I just got here.

Look, I'm sorry about the kiss.

And booty call.

I'll take it back and get a chick flick.

No, it's just that I have to get up early tomorrow to teach.

But tomorrow's Sunday.

Yes, it is. Which is the day I teach Sunday school.

Oh, you sure you don't want to kick it? I mean, I go to church, too. You know

what I'm saying?

I read the Bible and everything. We can do that together. I mean, what?

Damn.

So that's why it's incumbent upon private universities to provide the

the best and brightest leaders. And that's why we need educators like you.

that right, fella?

Quite so.

Oh, very much.

Thank you.

Dear Dean, is there a Mrs. Dean?

You there, bring me another glass of iced tea.

Uh -huh. The drinks are in the fridge.

One iced tea coming right up.

Enter.

Get in here.

Can't you see I was about to get the digits?

Here you go.

Oh, there's too much ice in this. Bring me another one.

Excuse me.

Coming right up.

Good help is so hard to find. Tell me about it.

We found a great gal from Alabama.

Peaches.

Not too bright, but boy, could she cook.

Here you go, sir.

Not much ice, but plenty of old flavor.

I hope I'm not speaking out of turn, but I just have to come out and say it.

Stanley, you are our top contender.

Really? Yeah, I mean, Jonathan, that's fantastic.

I can't tell you how honored I'd be to join such an auspicious institution.

Gentlemen, dinner is served.

Over here, Dini.

Get up.

at the entertaining fair, aren't they?

You have no idea.

Do they?

Tap. Uh -huh.

That's it. I'm going to bust him upside down.

Trust me.

Now, any other time, I'd have been right over there with you.

But we have to think about my boo's future.

Just spitting his food.

See, my personal goal is to make Weatherly as diverse as possible.

Oh, wonderful.

How's diversity now?

Oh, quite good, I'd say. We have a lacrosse.

And a polo team.

Well, I was speaking of the ethnic diversity.

Oh, that.

Well, our head of custodial affairs is a Negro.

The term is African -American.

Well, African -American, black, Negro, it's all the same thing, isn't it?

People are so touchy about their titles.

You people?

Yes, you know, your kind.

And by my kind, you mean human?

I mean you colored.

Huh? No.

Miss Parker, Miss Parker.

I got this.

Listen, you pompous bigot.

I don't care who you are. I will not allow you to disrespect my race, my

friends.

Or Miss Parker.

What? Oh, you heard me. And I should have said this earlier. No job or amount

money is worth my dignity.

Now, good evening, gentlemen.

Well, I know.

Well, if you did, maybe you wouldn't be so damn ignorant.

Stanley, I'm sorry.

I just want you to know that Tom in no way reflects the opinions of Weatherly.

He's a jerk from a long line of jerks. And frankly, if I wasn't married to his

sister, I wouldn't even talk to him.

Please accept my apology.

We desperately need men like you.

Thank you, Jonathan.

He's right, boo.

They do need you.

The world needs men like you.

Thank you, Miss Parker.

I need a man like you.

Right now.

Hello?

Hey.

Kai.

What's that?

So, um...

You still on for tonight?

Are you serious?

I mean, you just threw me out of your spot.

See, I didn't throw you out. Look, I gotta go. I gotta get to class.

I'll talk to you later.

Hey, look, Kai. We need to talk. I'm not into playing games.

See, baby, I'm sorry.

But I haven't been straight with you. I mean, so what's up? Is it another guy?

No.

Another girl?

No.

Look, T, I really like you.

Oh, so it's one of those I like you like a brother or a friend. I mean, you just

can't be playing brothers like that. T, I'm HIV positive.

I've known for about a year.

I got it from my ex -boyfriend, who I'd been with for three years.

Foolishly, we stopped using condoms.

Big mistake.

Sorry.

Thanks, but I made my plan.

I can't believe this.

I just met the right woman.

Baby, that's why I've been so hot and cold. You know, I just didn't... I

know what to do.

You're the first guy I've gotten close to.

All right, I was such a jerk.

You weren't.

And I understand if you just want to be friends.

Oh, Kai, look.

Now, you mean the world to me.

But I don't know. I mean, it's a lot.

This is a lot for me, too.

Tell you what.

It's going to take it one day at a time, okay?

All right?

All right.

Mom,

I can't believe Kai is HIV positive. She looks so healthy.

Kim, anyone can get infected.

Baby, did you know that AIDS is the number one killer of African American

in the U .S.? And they say it's primarily transmitted.

by heterosexual sex.

Wow, that's scary.

Yeah. Almost a million Americans are living with AIDS and HIV, and a third of

them don't even know they have it.

Maybe we should get something.

We should.

I never felt this way about a woman.

Gee, thanks.

I've never felt this way about a woman. And I said, gee, thanks.

And I say, and I'm happy for you. You said, you told me. I said, gee, thanks.