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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,899 --> 00:00:10,200 Oh, that's tea. Oh, no, no, no. That ain't tea. Okay, great. 2 00:00:10,420 --> 00:00:12,140 What? Hey, ladies. 3 00:00:12,660 --> 00:00:15,900 The guys and I were just on our way to get a little practice in before the big 4 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:16,819 softball game. 5 00:00:16,820 --> 00:00:18,440 Not that we need any practice. 6 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:22,180 Yeah, because when our frat beats your sores this year, that's going to be 7 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:23,540 what, six years in a row? 8 00:00:24,220 --> 00:00:26,580 Yeah. I'm surprised you didn't count that high, Spud. 9 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:30,040 Oh, that's nothing. I can count to a hundred. 10 00:00:30,980 --> 00:00:31,980 Another surprise. 11 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:36,200 I wouldn't be so damn cocky, T. 12 00:00:36,420 --> 00:00:38,640 Now, these sisters here are fierce. 13 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:41,000 They know how to lay it down, right, Kim? 14 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:42,640 15, 16. 15 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:45,960 I'm ready. 16 00:00:46,820 --> 00:00:47,820 Hey, boo. 17 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:54,120 Is that a baseball bat or are you just happy to see me? I will use it if I have 18 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:56,260 to. I didn't know you were playing. 19 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:59,840 Shoot, the professor's going to start and catch her. I'm going to play. 20 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,060 The game is only for frat and sorority members. 21 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,620 And I'll settle for just playing with you. 22 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,540 Let me go, adult. 23 00:01:09,660 --> 00:01:10,660 Come on, guys. 24 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:12,080 See you, ladies. 25 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:17,920 And don't feel too bad about the game. You can't help it if you play like 26 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:25,260 Just once, I would like to beat them. It's not going to happen. You suck. 27 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,280 Come on now, what kind of attitude is that? 28 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:29,540 It's our team motto. 29 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:31,900 Oh, no, wait a minute. 30 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,300 I was a really good ball player in high school. 31 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,360 I could coach you guys if you want me to. 32 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:38,480 Sure, why not? 33 00:01:38,820 --> 00:01:40,160 Yeah, it's fine with me, Kim. 34 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:42,520 98, 99, 100! 35 00:02:34,190 --> 00:02:35,830 but it was on the field next hour. 36 00:02:36,770 --> 00:02:39,450 Well, at least the game was for a good cause. It's for charity. 37 00:02:39,730 --> 00:02:41,570 If it were really charity, they wouldn't make us play. 38 00:02:44,910 --> 00:02:45,930 Hey, Sorors. 39 00:02:46,290 --> 00:02:50,790 Uh, where were you, Regina? You mispracticed, if you want to call it 40 00:02:51,790 --> 00:02:53,650 I was busy making sure that we win. 41 00:02:53,950 --> 00:02:55,370 You slept with the whole team? 42 00:02:55,850 --> 00:02:56,990 Like that would work. 43 00:02:59,290 --> 00:03:02,230 You know, my little miscreant, look it up. 44 00:03:04,110 --> 00:03:06,310 Oh, goody, I love Jerry. 45 00:03:07,830 --> 00:03:10,010 Oh, and there she is now. Over here, Jenny. 46 00:03:10,770 --> 00:03:13,810 Everyone, this is a friend of mine, Jenny Finch. 47 00:03:14,730 --> 00:03:19,970 She's a member of the United States Olympic softball team and AAA's pitcher 48 00:03:19,970 --> 00:03:20,970 the game. 49 00:03:21,050 --> 00:03:22,910 Women, she's in your sorority? 50 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:27,590 No, but according to the rule book, each team is allowed one player who's a non 51 00:03:27,590 --> 00:03:30,610 -Greek. We have a Greek in our sorority? Who? 52 00:03:32,620 --> 00:03:33,620 Not the coach, is she? 53 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,060 No, no, no. 54 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:39,540 I am. And welcome to the team. Thanks for helping us out. I'm happy to do it. 55 00:03:39,540 --> 00:03:40,580 love playing against men. 56 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:43,320 You see, there is a God, and she's a woman. 57 00:03:44,740 --> 00:03:46,600 Oh, here come the knuckleheads now. 58 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:52,360 Hey, ladies, the guys and I were thinking, just to make the game a little 59 00:03:52,540 --> 00:03:54,560 we'll agree to play with our opposite hands. 60 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,700 Would that be the hand that keeps you company on Saturday night? 61 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,920 Keep it up. We may not be so easy on you in the game. 62 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:04,840 Oh, well, would you like to make a friendly little wager? 63 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:09,060 What? You want to bet us on the game? What happened? Get Bean in practice? 64 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,240 Oh, of course, if you're afraid. 65 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:13,620 Okay. 66 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:15,160 What are we talking about? 67 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:20,560 If we win, your frat gets to be our flunkies for the week. If you win, we're 68 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,419 yours. 69 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:22,379 All right. 70 00:04:22,380 --> 00:04:23,420 You got yourself a bet. 71 00:04:24,260 --> 00:04:26,060 I'm going to make you my love slave. 72 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:29,030 Yeah, that'll take all of 30 seconds. 73 00:04:30,790 --> 00:04:34,430 Hey, Professor, get this. The stores here just bet us on a game. 74 00:04:34,670 --> 00:04:35,670 Oh, please. 75 00:04:35,970 --> 00:04:37,090 They're not that dumb. 76 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:39,330 With maybe one exception. 77 00:04:41,350 --> 00:04:44,810 How about we make our own private wager? 78 00:04:45,090 --> 00:04:48,450 Now, if AAA wins, you take me to Vegas for the weekend. 79 00:04:49,270 --> 00:04:50,270 And if you lose? 80 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,330 I'll take you to Vegas for the weekend. 81 00:04:52,630 --> 00:04:54,450 So you see, it's a win -win situation. 82 00:04:54,890 --> 00:04:56,350 Yeah. How about this? 83 00:04:56,950 --> 00:05:01,710 If we win, you don't speak to me, you don't look at me, you don't touch me for 84 00:05:01,710 --> 00:05:03,710 week. You don't mean that, boo. 85 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:05,410 You're right. Make it a month. 86 00:05:06,130 --> 00:05:07,490 Okay, well, I feel it with a kiss. 87 00:05:07,710 --> 00:05:11,470 Yeah, sure. Woody, she's all yours. Come here, woman. Boy, I want to see that. 88 00:05:16,830 --> 00:05:20,290 Man, I want to want to face her. That's just her slow pitch. 89 00:05:27,150 --> 00:05:28,150 Who is that? 90 00:05:28,490 --> 00:05:29,490 That's our pitcher. 91 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:32,510 She's not in your sorority. 92 00:05:32,970 --> 00:05:36,970 The rule book says we can have one player who's not a member of the 93 00:05:38,330 --> 00:05:40,450 Ow! Stop throwing like a boy. 94 00:05:41,610 --> 00:05:43,990 Hey, hey, hold up. That's all. We didn't know about her. 95 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:45,210 That's not our fault. 96 00:05:45,510 --> 00:05:47,490 What's the matter? You afraid of a girl? 97 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,720 Mr. Nicky Parker. 98 00:06:07,940 --> 00:06:09,760 Come on, let's see some hot sauce! 99 00:06:10,660 --> 00:06:12,960 Right, right, right, right! 100 00:06:13,780 --> 00:06:14,780 Right, 101 00:06:15,780 --> 00:06:16,780 right! 102 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:20,340 Kim. What? 103 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,680 How you gonna run in those shoes? 104 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,040 I have to run? 105 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:28,080 Yeah. Because I'm about to take them off and beat you with them. Now go change. 106 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:37,580 Just wanted to say good luck. 107 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:41,060 Yeah, it shouldn't be about who wins. It's about having a good time, you know? 108 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,360 Nice try, but the bet's still on. 109 00:06:43,580 --> 00:06:45,580 Hey, that's cool. We believe in our team. 110 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:49,360 And to prove it, we're willing to up our bet. That's right. 111 00:06:49,580 --> 00:06:50,700 Oh, what you have in mind? 112 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:56,360 Well, uh, if you win, we'll dress up in AAA gear and do your step in the student 113 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:57,360 union. Huh? 114 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:02,360 And if we lose? And there better not be any sexual favors involved. 115 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:04,180 Come on, let's be good sports. 116 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:09,840 If you lose, all the ladies have to go a week without doing their hair. 117 00:07:11,540 --> 00:07:13,440 We need to talk about that, ladies. 118 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:17,300 A week without getting our hair done? That's criminal. 119 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:19,300 Yeah, I have to change my color every week. 120 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:21,099 Well, look. 121 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:22,920 We have Jenny. How can we lose? 122 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:25,320 That's right. That's right. All right. 123 00:07:25,860 --> 00:07:26,860 You guys are on. 124 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:30,160 Oh, and, um, T, you can borrow my skirt when you step. 125 00:07:38,670 --> 00:07:39,670 For a couple years. 126 00:07:39,770 --> 00:07:41,830 Oh, I knew it! You're Eric Davis! 127 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:44,470 It's as cute as ever. 128 00:07:44,710 --> 00:07:46,890 Can I have your autograph, please, Mr. Davis? 129 00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:48,150 Sure, if you call me Eric. 130 00:07:49,330 --> 00:07:51,390 As long as you call me Mrs. Davis. 131 00:07:52,030 --> 00:07:53,030 Gotta run. 132 00:07:54,890 --> 00:07:56,230 Hey, y 'all, I gotta have the autograph. 133 00:07:56,570 --> 00:07:59,690 Lee! Come on, come on! Oh, good, Eric's here. 134 00:08:00,010 --> 00:08:01,410 Yeah. Come on, let's go! 135 00:08:01,770 --> 00:08:02,749 Who's Eric? 136 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:05,270 Eric Davis, one of the best baseball players ever. 137 00:08:05,770 --> 00:08:06,930 What is he doing here? 138 00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:08,170 Oh, uh... 139 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:11,830 He's a homeboy at a professor's. And oh yeah, he's paying for Kai Kai Kai. 140 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,140 Since when did umpires start talking trash? 141 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,940 I believe that started back in the Negro Leagues. 142 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,740 Did you call those games, too? 143 00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:37,820 Hey, Kim. 144 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:41,580 You have to stand in the batter's box, baby. Here you go. Okay. 145 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:47,440 I'm ready. 146 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,840 Move closer to the plate. You can't hit the ball from there. 147 00:10:56,270 --> 00:10:58,430 You right, baby. Just stand wherever you want. 148 00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:22,300 Let me know if I get in your way. Yeah, well, just go get it. 149 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:03,500 No, but I just always wanted to say that. But I do have to leave. I just got 150 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,440 audition for the Bernie Mac show. Hey, man, what about the game? 151 00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:07,780 Oh, yeah. 152 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:08,800 Good luck. 153 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:13,880 Hi. Remember me? Mrs. Davis. 154 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:17,540 Come to think of it, you do remind me of my mother. Nice meeting you. 155 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,760 I always liked Daryl Strawberry better. 156 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:23,960 Where's Eric going? 157 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,380 To hell, I hope. 158 00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:26,700 We're dead. 159 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:29,320 Come on, Professor. It's three to three. 160 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,600 And we can do this. 161 00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:32,519 You're right. 162 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,520 We can beat them. 163 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,860 We might as well give up. Uh -uh. 164 00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:46,720 Now, I don't want to hear that kind of talk. 165 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:52,720 Listen, we just have to suck it up and take it to the next level because we're 166 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:56,900 going to win this, not just for the sorority's dignity, not just so I can go 167 00:14:56,900 --> 00:15:01,180 Vegas with my boo and possibly get married while we're there, but we're 168 00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:04,980 win this for the honor and pride of every female out there. 169 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:52,950 Damn boy. 170 00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:55,810 Jaquan, I got to call you back. 171 00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:00,910 Hello? 172 00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:02,750 Mama, I got it. 173 00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:08,390 Jaquan? Yeah, girl. 174 00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:15,970 All right, sweetheart. 175 00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:17,230 I got you out. 176 00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:18,270 Oh, yeah. 177 00:16:18,390 --> 00:16:19,430 Just one more. 178 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:53,940 you i changed my call there was only one pitch how could you walk you never 179 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:58,500 heard of an intentional walk are you out of your mind look professor don't make 180 00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,720 me have to throw you out this game 181 00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:34,870 home with your drunk man. 182 00:17:36,730 --> 00:17:37,730 Yeah. 183 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,270 This is for all those times you forgot my birthday. 184 00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:52,570 The bases are loaded. We can win this. 185 00:17:52,870 --> 00:17:53,870 Okay, who's up? 186 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:55,490 I am, Mama. 187 00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:01,370 Okay, Kim, I want you to go out there and show those guys what a parker woman 188 00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:02,169 can do. 189 00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:03,170 Okay, Mama, but... 190 00:18:03,630 --> 00:18:04,630 Exactly as that. 191 00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:06,050 Go hit the ball, girl. 192 00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:11,210 Go, Kim! 193 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:12,290 Go, Kim! 194 00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:13,510 Go, Kim! 195 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:15,930 Did I hit it? Did I hit it? 196 00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:18,530 Time. Time. Time. 197 00:18:19,610 --> 00:18:20,610 Dose it down, Kim. 198 00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:22,610 I'm pitching four. 199 00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:27,810 What? She can't do that. Of course I can. I'm taking the place of our other 200 00:18:27,810 --> 00:18:31,030 -Greek. But we... But hush up and squat that booty. 201 00:19:46,470 --> 00:19:48,730 And as far as I know, she's still there. 14363

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