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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,609 --> 00:00:05,350 The head of the psych department loved my thesis. 2 00:00:05,690 --> 00:00:06,690 Why would I be angry? 3 00:00:06,790 --> 00:00:09,890 Well, you know that he used you as a guinea pig for his thesis. 4 00:00:11,690 --> 00:00:12,690 Kim. 5 00:00:14,810 --> 00:00:16,010 I want him back. 6 00:00:16,410 --> 00:00:20,230 Then go after him. I love you, Mama. I love you too, baby. 7 00:00:22,610 --> 00:00:24,110 My baby's going to Harvard. 8 00:00:24,390 --> 00:00:25,390 That's right. 9 00:00:26,870 --> 00:00:27,870 Absolutely positively. 10 00:00:28,670 --> 00:00:32,830 Not guilty. I have no choice but to declare this case a mistrial. 11 00:00:33,070 --> 00:00:35,750 He just left me $10 million. 12 00:00:37,690 --> 00:00:39,670 Professor Ogilvy. 13 00:00:40,590 --> 00:00:41,590 Harris? 14 00:00:41,890 --> 00:00:42,890 Harris Walker? 15 00:00:42,990 --> 00:00:46,190 But you're not going to get away with it because I'm going to stop you if it's 16 00:00:46,190 --> 00:00:49,950 the last thing I do. I have buried four husbands and collected their insurance 17 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:54,450 and have gotten away with it. I want to introduce you to my new wife. 18 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:58,240 Mrs. Stanley Ogilvie. 19 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:00,280 No! 20 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:12,340 Hey, y 'all. Say. Look, I am really worried. The professor is missing and I 21 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:13,340 no idea where he is. 22 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:17,100 When's the last time you saw him? Um, about an hour ago. 23 00:01:18,980 --> 00:01:22,840 I lost him on the freeway after I accidentally clipped that police car. 24 00:01:26,510 --> 00:01:28,850 go. The professor is married. Let him have his happiness. 25 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:31,010 What did you say? 26 00:01:33,370 --> 00:01:35,370 Oh, you know, I was only repeating something T said. 27 00:01:39,730 --> 00:01:46,110 Oh, honey, I almost forgot. I need money to get my rose voice washed. It's 28 00:01:46,110 --> 00:01:51,170 filthy. Oh, baby, no wife of mine should be seen at a car wash. 29 00:01:51,810 --> 00:01:53,930 Here, buy a new one. 30 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:16,660 Things will get better. 31 00:02:17,060 --> 00:02:19,020 Not any time soon, but one day. 32 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:22,840 What's the point? 33 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:24,520 My boo married. 34 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:27,000 I came away at Harvard. 35 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,380 I'm sorry. That just still makes me laugh. 36 00:02:34,860 --> 00:02:36,260 It's not funny, Stevie. 37 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:38,780 I mean, I'm all alone. 38 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,640 Well, how about me and T drop by to see you tonight? 39 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:49,180 It'd be even nicer if you fried some chicken. 40 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:51,820 Okay, we can each bring a dish. 41 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:53,280 Does something have to be in it? 42 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:47,940 Kim's favorite, Dumb and Dumber. 43 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:55,380 Yeah, well, thanks, Nikki, but I sort of got to get going. Yeah, actually, me 44 00:03:55,380 --> 00:03:57,860 too, but maybe another time. Yeah, another time. Oh, 45 00:03:58,640 --> 00:03:59,640 oh, okay. 46 00:04:00,180 --> 00:04:02,080 Well, it's just as well. 47 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:06,160 You know, I have to get used to being absolutely... 48 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:31,160 I'm a dumber as a comedy. 49 00:04:33,260 --> 00:04:35,840 But it reminds me of my camera. 50 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:43,100 Well, 51 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:47,020 we need to get on the road. 52 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,040 All righty. All righty. 53 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:50,900 It's midnight, Nikki. Yeah. 54 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:53,380 You're right, baby. It is late. It's late. 55 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,720 It's way too late for you guys to be on the road. You can stay here tonight. 56 00:05:09,870 --> 00:05:10,870 Pull out cows, right? 57 00:05:50,190 --> 00:05:51,850 Yo, I'm starting to get a little creeped out. You? 58 00:05:53,030 --> 00:05:54,470 I have to sleep in these damn things. 59 00:05:55,670 --> 00:05:58,030 I think she's losing it. We need to get out of here. 60 00:06:00,930 --> 00:06:04,630 Um, Nikki, I couldn't find any extra toothbrushes. Do you have any? 61 00:06:05,070 --> 00:06:07,350 Um, I think so. Let me take a look. Okay. Hey. 62 00:06:08,130 --> 00:06:09,130 All right. 63 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:10,670 Okay, now it's our chance. Go. 64 00:06:10,890 --> 00:06:11,890 Run. 65 00:06:12,530 --> 00:06:13,530 Oh, sorry. 66 00:06:14,430 --> 00:06:16,270 Run, Auntie. Run while you still can. 67 00:06:25,770 --> 00:06:28,530 I'm not sure, but I think they were that blur that just flew by me. 68 00:06:30,410 --> 00:06:31,410 Girl, 69 00:06:32,110 --> 00:06:33,110 I thought they never leave. 70 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:37,670 Why are you up here so early? Oh, I thought you could use some company. 71 00:06:38,170 --> 00:06:40,910 Thanks. You know I'm going crazy without my pudding and my boo around. 72 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:44,190 Oh, it's not so bad. I live alone and I love it. 73 00:06:45,270 --> 00:06:46,430 You don't have a choice. 74 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:09,840 don't you have something more important to do? 75 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:11,100 Like what? 76 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:14,180 Uh, like, like finding out where the professor went. 77 00:07:14,540 --> 00:07:15,700 What are you talking about? 78 00:07:16,140 --> 00:07:20,060 Well, someone is stubborn for him, and they say he's taking two weeks off. 79 00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:22,060 Paris. 80 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,440 She's making a move. 81 00:07:23,980 --> 00:07:26,400 Well, they're married. I would say she's made her move. 82 00:07:29,060 --> 00:07:31,980 Where are they talking? I don't know, I swear. 83 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:34,440 Uh, Mickey, they probably just went on their honeymoon. 84 00:07:34,780 --> 00:07:35,780 Honeymoon? 85 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:37,660 What else do you know? 86 00:07:43,210 --> 00:07:45,510 Look me in the eye, Stevie. Oh, not that. 87 00:07:45,850 --> 00:07:47,010 Look. Looking. 88 00:07:51,390 --> 00:07:52,490 I don't know. 89 00:07:54,490 --> 00:07:58,030 Someone around here must know where the professor is. 90 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,600 I already told you. I don't know anything. 91 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:15,920 I swear. 92 00:08:16,020 --> 00:08:17,300 I see. 93 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:20,060 Then maybe we'll just watch Glitter again. 94 00:08:23,980 --> 00:08:27,420 Please don't make me look at Mariah's big old forehead again. Please. 95 00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:30,220 Talk. 96 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:31,920 All right, all right. 97 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,880 They rented a yacht to go on their honeymoon. 98 00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:36,460 When are they leaving? 99 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:39,780 Tonight. From the marina. 100 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:41,740 Name of the boat is... 101 00:08:42,479 --> 00:08:43,479 110 and out. 102 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:45,700 So that's her plan? 103 00:08:46,180 --> 00:08:47,780 To get rid of the professor at sea? 104 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:50,240 Uh -uh. Now she's not going to make a widow out of me. 105 00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:57,900 Hey, girl. 106 00:08:58,440 --> 00:08:59,460 What are you doing? 107 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,040 Torture him, Woody. 108 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:04,360 Oh, hey, Woody. 109 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:10,280 And now, I'm going to need you to drive me to the marina. What's the matter with 110 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:11,019 your car? 111 00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:12,020 The trunk won't close. 112 00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:14,440 It broke when I tried to open it to get Woody out. 113 00:09:15,740 --> 00:09:19,660 Now, come on. This is a matter of life and death. We gotta save the professor. 114 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,080 Hey, 115 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:22,260 what about me? 116 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,280 Oh, I almost forgot, Woody. I'm sorry. 117 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:27,520 That's for not talking sooner. Enjoy. 118 00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:45,250 Okay, okay, this is it. One turn or not. 119 00:09:45,510 --> 00:09:46,590 Now look, here's the plan. 120 00:09:47,090 --> 00:09:50,810 We're gonna stow away and wait for Paris to make a move, then we'll catch her in 121 00:09:50,810 --> 00:09:51,289 the act. 122 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:52,890 No, there's one thing wrong with that plan. 123 00:09:53,150 --> 00:09:54,510 What? It includes me. 124 00:09:56,170 --> 00:09:59,810 How can you go when my boo's life is at stake? Quit it. No, no, no, no. 125 00:10:00,450 --> 00:10:01,630 I got your car key. 126 00:10:02,110 --> 00:10:03,110 Get in that bed. 127 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Don't want us for my book. 128 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,200 Don't want us for my book. 129 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:20,620 Don't want us for my book. 130 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,380 Now be careful, Lendell, because your head is big. 131 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:53,859 Great idea. 132 00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:57,240 Oh, I want it somewhere isolated and romantic. 133 00:10:57,980 --> 00:11:02,680 Someplace with no interruptions, no phone calls, no witnesses. 134 00:11:04,980 --> 00:11:10,880 Witnesses? Oh, Jehovah's Witnesses. It can be really irritating. 135 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:19,400 Fortunately, there's nothing to do out here but to make love over and over 136 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,280 again. Oh, yes. 137 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:30,980 Probably just a whale. 138 00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:34,260 Why are you so jumpy? 139 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:35,920 Is it a honeymoon? 140 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:37,240 Yeah, two words. 141 00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:38,840 Mickey Parker. 142 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:46,100 You have no idea what a psycho she is. And she has this habit of popping up at 143 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,880 the most unexpected times. 144 00:11:49,820 --> 00:11:50,820 Say, what's in here? 145 00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:54,420 I don't know. I think that's just where Fredo keeps the fresh fish. 146 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:55,920 Yeah, you know, yeah. 147 00:11:56,420 --> 00:11:57,920 Speaking of Fredo, I... 148 00:11:58,270 --> 00:12:02,190 I don't care if he is the captain. I don't like the way he looks at you. 149 00:12:02,770 --> 00:12:04,530 Oh, Stanley, please. 150 00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:08,110 He probably just has his eye on my wardrobe. 151 00:12:08,630 --> 00:12:09,630 He's gay. 152 00:12:10,050 --> 00:12:13,770 Oh, well, that explains why he gave me the eye, too. 153 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:20,070 Dinner is served. 154 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:21,750 Good. 155 00:12:22,110 --> 00:12:23,510 I'm starved. 156 00:12:23,770 --> 00:12:24,770 Me, too. 157 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,200 You don't think that Miss Parker really could swim out this far, do you? 158 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:35,280 Oh, darling, I don't think you have to worry about Miss Parker or anything else 159 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,540 ever again. 160 00:13:22,819 --> 00:13:25,020 champagne. Yeah. 161 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:47,680 Here you go. 162 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:54,780 To the most Wonderful, most beautiful wife a man could ever have. 163 00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:59,820 That whale's getting closer. 164 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,800 Don't worry about it. Did you drink up? 165 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,460 at the time. 166 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,200 Yeah. 167 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,560 It does seem good. 168 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,840 Are you all right, sweetheart? 169 00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:32,540 Yeah, I don't know. All of a sudden, I feel a little woozy. 170 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:37,600 Well, maybe you have a touch of motion sickness. 171 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,360 You know, why don't you lay down? Come on. 172 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,740 It's weird. It just came over me all of a sudden. 173 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,290 I'll go see if Fredo has some Some medicine. 174 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:03,050 So how was my gay act? 175 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,730 A little too convincing. 176 00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:06,690 Is there something you want to tell me? 177 00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:08,190 Yes. 178 00:15:08,330 --> 00:15:11,950 Look, this is the last time I'm tired of sharing you. Don't worry, baby. 179 00:15:12,270 --> 00:15:15,610 After this, you'll never have to worry about money again. 180 00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:17,570 All right. 181 00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:18,950 Let's dump them over there. 182 00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:22,610 Give the sedative a little longer to set in. 183 00:15:22,930 --> 00:15:23,930 But I have an idea. 184 00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:26,890 It is my honeymoon night. 185 00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:31,130 Go to my cabin. 186 00:15:31,370 --> 00:15:32,370 Yes. 187 00:15:37,810 --> 00:15:38,810 Boo! 188 00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:48,270 Boo! Boo! Come on. Come on. 189 00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:49,930 Wake up. We gotta get out of here. 190 00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:53,880 Not to my wife. He gives me a little kissy. 191 00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:55,140 What the hell? 192 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,560 You smell like sea bass. 193 00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:07,380 Miss Parker? 194 00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:09,660 Oh, I'm having a nightmare. 195 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:16,180 Come on, Professor. Please, baby. You have got to wake up. Come on. We've got 196 00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:16,979 get out of here. 197 00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:19,660 Okay, okay, okay. Come on, baby. Come on. 198 00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:22,390 Come on, Sparky, please. 199 00:16:22,730 --> 00:16:24,030 Get out of my dreams. 200 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,250 Okay, look, come on. 201 00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:34,130 Okay, boo, boo, listen to me. Listen to me. 202 00:16:34,610 --> 00:16:35,870 Parrot is trying to kill you. 203 00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:39,030 Now, I saw a little motorboat that we could use to get out of here. 204 00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:42,010 That's nice. 205 00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:44,110 Boo, please. 206 00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:45,770 I saw your position. 207 00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:47,550 I'll be right back. 208 00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:52,820 I whiffed. 209 00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:56,220 Fredo, get in here. 210 00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:00,160 What's up? When I left, he was on the bed. 211 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,540 Now he's on the couch. 212 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,020 Something's fishy. 213 00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:05,880 It smells like sea bass. 214 00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:09,619 Suit tight. Thank you. 215 00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:14,300 Hey, Purse. Hey, y 'all. 216 00:17:14,839 --> 00:17:15,839 Hey. 217 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,119 You. 218 00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:19,660 Yeah, uh, small world, isn't it? 219 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:22,680 dead woman. 220 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,099 You want to be with your boo? 221 00:17:24,599 --> 00:17:25,599 No problem. 222 00:17:25,819 --> 00:17:28,040 Fredo can throw you overboard with her. 223 00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:31,400 Okay, but I might need some help. 224 00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:33,980 Take care of her. 225 00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:35,740 Okay, okay. 226 00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:38,880 Wait a minute, Fredo. Okay, listen, listen, listen. 227 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,320 Listen to me, Claire. 228 00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:42,300 I liked it better when you was gay. You had to do this. 229 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,380 It's just you and me. 230 00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:58,260 One man up to one man up. 231 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:00,680 Bring it on. 232 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:06,320 Girl, I'm going to kick your skinny evil ass all up and down this boat. 233 00:18:57,350 --> 00:18:58,350 Finish her off. 234 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:03,550 Well, I tried to tell you she was just after your money. 235 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,410 But I have so much to offer. 236 00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:11,150 I know. And I wish you offered to me more often. 237 00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:53,710 If it hadn't been for you, I would have ended up at the bottom of the ocean. 238 00:19:54,930 --> 00:19:58,510 Well, if it wasn't for you, Paris would have chopped me up into tiny pieces and 239 00:19:58,510 --> 00:19:59,710 sent me to the sharks. 240 00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:03,470 Well, 241 00:20:08,090 --> 00:20:10,850 the only problem we have now is how do we get this boat back? 242 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,290 Well, um, you steer it like a car. 243 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:15,830 Now, how hard could that be? 244 00:20:25,450 --> 00:20:26,450 But no. 245 00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:33,810 I need to get some money because my road voice is dirty, filthy, whatever it is. 246 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,810 We'll be right out here. 16861