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Man, yeah. Man.

Thanks.

Ballroom dancing.

Who even does that anymore?

Yeah.

Apparently those need Rogaine and Jenny Craig.

Hey, y 'all. Hey. Have y 'all seen the professor?

Uh -uh.

I'm beginning to think he's avoiding me.

Maybe he's just really busy.

Yeah, busy running in the opposite direction.

Well, I don't know what he's up to.

But according to my surveillance camera, he's coming after midnight three nights

in a row.

You don't think he's cheating on me, do you?

No. Because you'd actually have to be a couple for him to do that.

She said it. You were closer.

Hey, y 'all. Hey. You're looking at the new fashion intern at the House of Dare.

Oh. Oh, well, that's wonderful, Puddin'. And if I do well, they'll hire me.

Oh, good. You need a job?

Because I'm tired. writing checks for my half of the bills twice.

Well, if you write it once for the whole amount, you won't be so tired.

I smell your scent, boo.

I'm coming.

fit is just fabulous what are your designs yes i do have a passion for

unlike you well mr death seems to think i do what oh yeah that's right you and i

gonna be interns

fashion designer extraordinaire.

Mr. E.

Friedrich, fabulous, fashionable, by design.

Well, let me show you to your work areas.

Hello.

You must be Kim and Freddy.

I'm Mr. Dare. Mr. Dare, I just wanted to... Mr.

Dare, I'm just so exhilarated by being here.

Make yourselves at home. Blair can show you around.

And Blair, when you're done, would you mind coming down to my office? Okay.

Blair! Is that your real daddy or is it your sugar daddy?

I'm the boss's daughter, Blair Dare.

Oh, the boss's daughter?

Yeah, I work as his assistant.

He wants me to take over the whole business someday.

You?

Well, actually, I'd rather be an entomologist.

Oh, girl, how much would you charge to do my hair?

No. Kim, an entomologist is a person who sends bugs.

Ew. Oh, I just love bugs.

If I wasn't a designer, I would be a bug guy.

Well, you sure do bug me.

That is so exciting.

Oh, yeah, I'm just buggy for the bugs. Me too.

You and I are going to get along just great.

Oh, yeah. Oh, pretty.

Is that a spider on your shoulder? What's the problem?

Maybe you can help me.

Oh, sure.

I mean, they're really great little creatures.

Maybe we can go to lunch and I can tell you all about them. Oh, yes.

shopping. I never knew clothes could be so much fun.

Freddie,

where have you been?

You were supposed to be back hours ago.

Okay, now wait a minute now. I practically got Blair wrapped around my

manicured finger. I am doing this for us.

Now only us you know is you and yourself.

Now you stay on your side of the office and I'm gonna stay on mine.

Um, Kim?

Introduce him to your handsome friend.

Hello, T.

Yeah, wow.

Gosh, he's cute as a bug.

Oh, isn't he? Oh, let me introduce you.

T .T.

This is Blair. Blair, this is my best friend, T.

Okay, well, I guess I'm just invisible.

Not with that outfit, honey.

Hi, T.

What's up?

Larry has a job and T does it.

You're both single.

Single.

You know, Kim, we're going to meet you outside.

Okay.

Nice meeting you. Yeah, all right, please.

I don't think he liked me.

Oh, no, girl, he loved you.

Really? Oh, goody.

Okay, thanks, baby.

Come here.

You know you were wrong for lying to that girl.

Hush up, Kimberly.

I will not hush up, and I'm not covering up for you anymore.

Oh, nobody asked you to.

You know what? You are not going to mess up my chance here at this job. I don't

have to. You're doing a good job of it all by yourself.

Ooh, you know what? You are messing. I'm not messing. Well, we can get going.

Put your finger in my face. Woo!

Hi, Mr.

Dare. Hello.

I want you both to know how much I appreciate all your hard work.

Our philosophy here at the House of Dare, is the sum of all parts is greater

than the whole.

Oh, no, I didn't know we had to figure out man problems.

So, as part of your internship, you both had the opportunity to design an outfit

for my spring collection.

Oh, I was thinking floral meets animal print.

Mm -mm, that's tacky. I'm thinking hot pink and cheetah skin.

No, no, no, you don't understand.

I want you two to design an outfit together.

Even though I can only hire one of you, the ability to work as a team says a lot

about a person's character.

Oh.

You don't have a problem working together, do you?

Oh, no. Not at all.

Just call us the Black Dolce and Gabbana.

Calvin and Clyde.

That's one person, baby.

my new line, The House of Fabu.

Well, until then, get off your butt in hell and hold this fabric.

I am an artistic visionary.

I speak my mind and let all the minions do the work.

Well, I don't know what a minion is. All I see in here is you and me. Now get

up.

I love what you're doing with that fabric.

Freddie, you're doing a great job.

Well, you know I always say, you have to have a passion for fashion.

Excuse me, Mr. Dare, this is all my work. And the passion for fashion thing,

Freddie stole from me, too.

Really? Mm -hmm.

You know, there's nothing worse than someone who's not a team player. You are

right, Mr. Dare.

Kim, you ought to be ashamed of yourself for trying to take all the credit.

I'm very disappointed in you.

What are you doing here?

Well, my class ended early. I thought we'd have a little time in.

I told you never to come here.

Were you followed?

By who?

Miss Parker.

I told you, she's certifiable.

Okay,

quick, get into the closet.

Why? You don't even know who it is. I recognize the knock.

Are you so worried? If you don't open the door, she won't be able to get in.

Okay,

look. Try not to blink too hard.

You know, she hears everything.

You see me?

Wait a minute.

Someone's here.

Yeah, me.

Now get out.

Uh -huh.

A hair.

Look, that probably just fell off one of my jackets. It could be anyone's hair.

Yeah, anyone who's female, 5 '6", 130 pounds, and needs a touch -up.

No one is here.

Aha!

I heard you blink.

I told you.

I'm going to put a grip on you the same way your little rat dogs had a grip on

me. Ms. Parker, please, please.

Look, that's Lila. She's my dance teacher.

Say what?

She's teaching me how to ballroom dance.

We're going to be partners in the ballroom dance competition.

Oh, so I...

Cheating on me, boo?

Wait, wait. Me and Stanley?

You've got to be kidding me.

But, boo, why don't you come to me first? I can dance.

Miss Parker, I wouldn't dance with you if they were shooting bullets at my

feet.

I mean, Freddy really opened my eyes to the whole fashion world.

Plus, he told me that my father grows to $30 million a year in tomology or

fashion. You do the math.

No more math.

barking daughter, taking credit for all the work needs, making me look bad,

Mama. Oh, well, you just hang in there. Now, it's not about the hair. It's about

the tortoise.

No, Mama, it's always about the hair.

No, I'm saying it's not where you start.

It's where you finish.

Well, I'm finished, all right.

Oh, well, you just hang in there. You keep working hard.

It'll all pay off. You'll get that job.

Mama, uh, who's the cake for?

My husband.

about accusing him of cheating.

So I'm gonna surprise him with this cake.

Mama, you forgot your key to the professor's. Oh, those are last week's

baby.

Stanley, you are ready for this competition.

Yeah, but Lila, I'm just not quite comfortable with the fancy spin. Can we

that again?

Yeah, sure.

And one, two, three, and spin.

I have to be at the competition in an hour.

Ah, that flat -footed floozy didn't know what she was doing.

I can be your partner.

All right, all right, Miss Parker.

If you can fit into Lila's size six costume, you can be my partner.

Oh, well, if it's spandex.

I have a partner.

Keep looking.

Miss Parker, what are you doing here?

And what are you wearing?

Well, you said I could be your dance partner if I could fit into Lila's

Did you have to kill a whole herd of zebra to do it?

You're so silly.

Kim was at work, so I had to alter it myself.

You like?

Number?

I have a choice.

I got this one.

Finish.

Freddie,

what are you doing?

Girl, wait till you see this.

Claire,

what happened?

Then she lived.

Beautiful. Thank you, Daddy. You finally look like a fashion executive.

Freddie, you've done a wonderful job.

Oh, thank you, sir.

If it weren't for you, she would have never come out of her shell and agreed

take over the family business.

Daddy and I talked and came to a decision.

Well, as you know, I can only choose one of you for the entry -level position.

It was a tough choice, but I've decided to give the job to Kim.

I was going to go with you until Blair told me that Kim was the one who did all

the work.

Congratulations, Kim. Oh, thank you, Mr. Dare.

But, Blair,

how could you?

Oh, I'm sorry, Freddie. You're a great friend, but you're a horrible employee.

Oh, but you said you were going to put in a good word for me. And I was, but

that I'm going to be senior vice president, I have to think about the

the company.

fashion. Now smile and be pretty.

I am pretty, ain't I? Yeah, you are.

Hi, y 'all. Hey.

How'd the ballroom dance competition go?

We lost, but we had so much fun.

Good.

Hey, boo.

I'm sorry about that little spin thing.

It was my fault because I shouldn't have been in the stupid competition with you

to begin with.

Hey, Kim, aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?

You've already met Blair.

This is Blair, Blair?

You look great. Thank you.

How you doing, Blair? Can I get you something to drink?

Please, I'd rather die of thirst first.

Come on.

Yeah?

What are you trying to say?

I can hear you.