All language subtitles for The Parkers s04e21 Internship

Man, yeah. Man.

Thanks.

Ballroom dancing.

Who even does that anymore?

Yeah.

Apparently those need Rogaine and Jenny
Craig.

Hey, y 'all. Hey. Have y 'all seen the
professor?

Uh -uh.

I'm beginning to think he's avoiding me.

Maybe he's just really busy.

Yeah, busy running in the opposite
direction.

Well, I don't know what he's up to.

But according to my surveillance camera,
he's coming after midnight three nights

in a row.

You don't think he's cheating on me, do
you?

No. Because you'd actually have to be a
couple for him to do that.

She said it. You were closer.

Hey, y 'all. Hey. You're looking at the
new fashion intern at the House of Dare.

Oh. Oh, well, that's wonderful, Puddin'.
And if I do well, they'll hire me.

Oh, good. You need a job?

Because I'm tired. writing checks for my
half of the bills twice.

Well, if you write it once for the whole
amount, you won't be so tired.

I smell your scent, boo.

I'm coming.

fit is just fabulous what are your
designs yes i do have a passion for

unlike you well mr death seems to think
i do what oh yeah that's right you and i

gonna be interns

fashion designer extraordinaire.

Mr. E.

Friedrich, fabulous, fashionable, by
design.

Well, let me show you to your work
areas.

Hello.

You must be Kim and Freddy.

I'm Mr. Dare. Mr. Dare, I just wanted
to... Mr.

Dare, I'm just so exhilarated by being
here.

Make yourselves at home. Blair can show
you around.

And Blair, when you're done, would you
mind coming down to my office? Okay.

Blair! Is that your real daddy or is it
your sugar daddy?

I'm the boss's daughter, Blair Dare.

Oh, the boss's daughter?

Yeah, I work as his assistant.

He wants me to take over the whole
business someday.

You?

Well, actually, I'd rather be an
entomologist.

Oh, girl, how much would you charge to
do my hair?

No. Kim, an entomologist is a person who
sends bugs.

Ew. Oh, I just love bugs.

If I wasn't a designer, I would be a bug
guy.

Well, you sure do bug me.

That is so exciting.

Oh, yeah, I'm just buggy for the bugs.
Me too.

You and I are going to get along just
great.

Oh, yeah. Oh, pretty.

Is that a spider on your shoulder?
What's the problem?

Maybe you can help me.

Oh, sure.

I mean, they're really great little
creatures.

Maybe we can go to lunch and I can tell
you all about them. Oh, yes.

shopping. I never knew clothes could be
so much fun.

Freddie,

where have you been?

You were supposed to be back hours ago.

Okay, now wait a minute now. I
practically got Blair wrapped around my

manicured finger. I am doing this for
us.

Now only us you know is you and
yourself.

Now you stay on your side of the office
and I'm gonna stay on mine.

Um, Kim?

Introduce him to your handsome friend.

Hello, T.

Yeah, wow.

Gosh, he's cute as a bug.

Oh, isn't he? Oh, let me introduce you.

T .T.

This is Blair. Blair, this is my best
friend, T.

Okay, well, I guess I'm just invisible.

Not with that outfit, honey.

Hi, T.

What's up?

Larry has a job and T does it.

You're both single.

Single.

You know, Kim, we're going to meet you
outside.

Okay.

Nice meeting you. Yeah, all right,
please.

I don't think he liked me.

Oh, no, girl, he loved you.

Really? Oh, goody.

Okay, thanks, baby.

Come here.

You know you were wrong for lying to
that girl.

Hush up, Kimberly.

I will not hush up, and I'm not covering
up for you anymore.

Oh, nobody asked you to.

You know what? You are not going to mess
up my chance here at this job. I don't

have to. You're doing a good job of it
all by yourself.

Ooh, you know what? You are messing. I'm
not messing. Well, we can get going.

Put your finger in my face. Woo!

Hi, Mr.

Dare. Hello.

I want you both to know how much I
appreciate all your hard work.

Our philosophy here at the House of
Dare, is the sum of all parts is greater

than the whole.

Oh, no, I didn't know we had to figure
out man problems.

So, as part of your internship, you both
had the opportunity to design an outfit

for my spring collection.

Oh, I was thinking floral meets animal
print.

Mm -mm, that's tacky. I'm thinking hot
pink and cheetah skin.

No, no, no, you don't understand.

I want you two to design an outfit
together.

Even though I can only hire one of you,
the ability to work as a team says a lot

about a person's character.

Oh.

You don't have a problem working
together, do you?

Oh, no. Not at all.

Just call us the Black Dolce and
Gabbana.

Calvin and Clyde.

That's one person, baby.

my new line, The House of Fabu.

Well, until then, get off your butt in
hell and hold this fabric.

I am an artistic visionary.

I speak my mind and let all the minions
do the work.

Well, I don't know what a minion is. All
I see in here is you and me. Now get

up.

I love what you're doing with that
fabric.

Freddie, you're doing a great job.

Well, you know I always say, you have to
have a passion for fashion.

Excuse me, Mr. Dare, this is all my
work. And the passion for fashion thing,

Freddie stole from me, too.

Really? Mm -hmm.

You know, there's nothing worse than
someone who's not a team player. You are

right, Mr. Dare.

Kim, you ought to be ashamed of yourself
for trying to take all the credit.

I'm very disappointed in you.

What are you doing here?

Well, my class ended early. I thought
we'd have a little time in.

I told you never to come here.

Were you followed?

By who?

Miss Parker.

I told you, she's certifiable.

Okay,

quick, get into the closet.

Why? You don't even know who it is. I
recognize the knock.

Are you so worried? If you don't open
the door, she won't be able to get in.

Okay,

look. Try not to blink too hard.

You know, she hears everything.

You see me?

Wait a minute.

Someone's here.

Yeah, me.

Now get out.

Uh -huh.

A hair.

Look, that probably just fell off one of
my jackets. It could be anyone's hair.

Yeah, anyone who's female, 5 '6", 130
pounds, and needs a touch -up.

No one is here.

Aha!

I heard you blink.

I told you.

I'm going to put a grip on you the same
way your little rat dogs had a grip on

me. Ms. Parker, please, please.

Look, that's Lila. She's my dance
teacher.

Say what?

She's teaching me how to ballroom dance.

We're going to be partners in the
ballroom dance competition.

Oh, so I...

Cheating on me, boo?

Wait, wait. Me and Stanley?

You've got to be kidding me.

But, boo, why don't you come to me
first? I can dance.

Miss Parker, I wouldn't dance with you
if they were shooting bullets at my

feet.

I mean, Freddy really opened my eyes to
the whole fashion world.

Plus, he told me that my father grows to
$30 million a year in tomology or

fashion. You do the math.

No more math.

barking daughter, taking credit for all
the work needs, making me look bad,

Mama. Oh, well, you just hang in there.
Now, it's not about the hair. It's about

the tortoise.

No, Mama, it's always about the hair.

No, I'm saying it's not where you start.

It's where you finish.

Well, I'm finished, all right.

Oh, well, you just hang in there. You
keep working hard.

It'll all pay off. You'll get that job.

Mama, uh, who's the cake for?

My husband.

about accusing him of cheating.

So I'm gonna surprise him with this
cake.

Mama, you forgot your key to the
professor's. Oh, those are last week's

baby.

Stanley, you are ready for this
competition.

Yeah, but Lila, I'm just not quite
comfortable with the fancy spin. Can we

that again?

Yeah, sure.

And one, two, three, and spin.

I have to be at the competition in an
hour.

Ah, that flat -footed floozy didn't know
what she was doing.

I can be your partner.

All right, all right, Miss Parker.

If you can fit into Lila's size six
costume, you can be my partner.

Oh, well, if it's spandex.

I have a partner.

Keep looking.

Miss Parker, what are you doing here?

And what are you wearing?

Well, you said I could be your dance
partner if I could fit into Lila's

Did you have to kill a whole herd of
zebra to do it?

You're so silly.

Kim was at work, so I had to alter it
myself.

You like?

Number?

I have a choice.

I got this one.

Finish.

Freddie,

what are you doing?

Girl, wait till you see this.

Claire,

what happened?

Then she lived.

Beautiful. Thank you, Daddy. You finally
look like a fashion executive.

Freddie, you've done a wonderful job.

Oh, thank you, sir.

If it weren't for you, she would have
never come out of her shell and agreed

take over the family business.

Daddy and I talked and came to a
decision.

Well, as you know, I can only choose one
of you for the entry -level position.

It was a tough choice, but I've decided
to give the job to Kim.

I was going to go with you until Blair
told me that Kim was the one who did all

the work.

Congratulations, Kim. Oh, thank you, Mr.
Dare.

But, Blair,

how could you?

Oh, I'm sorry, Freddie. You're a great
friend, but you're a horrible employee.

Oh, but you said you were going to put
in a good word for me. And I was, but

that I'm going to be senior vice
president, I have to think about the

the company.

fashion. Now smile and be pretty.

I am pretty, ain't I? Yeah, you are.

Hi, y 'all. Hey.

How'd the ballroom dance competition go?

We lost, but we had so much fun.

Good.

Hey, boo.

I'm sorry about that little spin thing.

It was my fault because I shouldn't have
been in the stupid competition with you

to begin with.

Hey, Kim, aren't you going to introduce
me to your friend?

You've already met Blair.

This is Blair, Blair?

You look great. Thank you.

How you doing, Blair? Can I get you
something to drink?

Please, I'd rather die of thirst first.

Come on.

Yeah?

What are you trying to say?

I can hear you.