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What do you want?

And I need you to sock it to me.

Well, hold on while I get a sledgehammer.

Hey, hey, hey! Hey, silly!

I need to borrow your butt cake pan.

Well, since saying I don't have one never works, you know where it is.

Get it and get out.

And be careful.

The floor's... Hey! Oh!

else you need well my back is itching could you please

a little lower

lower

i'm not touching you there i'd

rather stick my hand down the garbage disposal

You don't have to take care of me.

Good. Hey.

Hey.

Hey, boo.

Hey. I was wondering if Johnny Cochran handles personal injury cases.

Hey, boo.

Where you going?

To bed.

Where am I supposed to sleep?

Pretty fabulous.

God, I don't know how she can stand to be around him.

Ty can have a seat.

So, how's the fashion project going?

Oh, it's fabulous.

Extra fabulous. In a couple of days, our professor will select the best design.

The winner gets a paid internship to SoFly Clothing.

Man, SoFly, they're off the chain.

They're about to crush John John just like J -Lo did.

So, Kim, what design did you come up with? Oh, I can't say. It's a top

I don't want to jinx things. Oh, my. Would you look at the Rolex?

Got a dash.

I have to go pick up my Versace for Jen and Brad's party tonight.

Ciao.

Oh, for the raise.

Okay.

his personals? No.

I do that on Wednesdays.

I've been watching my own reality show called Nutty Names. Now, for example,

over in that building, that's Freaky Frank. Girl, he walk around naked all

And next to him, that's Playboy Pete. He changes women more than his underwear.

How can you see all that from here?

With these big...

Girl, you ain't fooling nobody. You just wearing that fake cast so you can get

the professor to take care of you.

My leg is really broken.

Yeah, right.

In that case, this would hurt.

Ow!

What are you doing?

Oh, you good, huh?

Well, if that hurt, I guess this really would.

Oh! Ow!

Oh, did that hurt? Did you do it? Oh, ain't nothing wrong with her. And if you

still want that ride, you better come on.

Uh, Mama, the butt runs slow after a fight.

Ms. Parker?

taken these binoculars with me.

free studio time at Puffy's Studio.

Oh, is it the one in Beverly Hills?

Well, actually, it's in Compton, and it's Puffy Holmes.

I'm going to check the mail

Have you been mixing Alizé with your painkillers?

Just once. Because I needed a nap.

Oh, my God!

That apartment has three bedrooms.

No! I don't see anything.

You're nuts.

No, I'm not. I've got to call the police. No, no, no, no. I'll do it.

I need to follow up on a restraining order I request.

Who's been after you?

Hey,

what are you doing? Have you guys seen my design folder?

No, why?

I think I left it here yesterday.

The outfit that I designed for my fashion class is due today, but I can't

it. What was the top secret design?

An outfit with each color smelling like flowers.

to select the winner.

Well, um... This is nice. Oh, yeah, it's pretty.

Um... I, uh... You know what, Kim?

I am so disappointed in you.

You're one of my best students.

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give this award to Freddy. He came up with

something really unique.

Clothing that smells like flowers.

Guess I'm gonna have to go give him the good news.

Nice jacket yourself.

What a coincidence. His idea was just like...

It is your idea.

Huh? Oh, come on, Kim. Think about it. The last time you saw your portfolio was

here with Freddie, right? Okay, then the next thing you know, he's got your same

design. So, what are you saying?

He stole your idea.

We're friends. He wouldn't do that.

That fashion phony. Wait till I see you.

Oh, get away. Get away.

Oh, did you hear?

Professor Bradshaw selected...

Isn't that fabulous?

No, it's not. You stole my idea.

Are you accusing moi of stealing?

I don't know moi, but I'm accusing you.

Well, you have no proof.

Okay, mister, I didn't steal anything. If it's your design, how come you didn't

use the color black or brown?

Because, because they're boring, like this conversation.

Wrong, because black or brown flowers smell dead.

Now, see, that dumb reason right there proves it's Kim's idea. Thank you.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do.

Child.

You do that, because I've got some work to do myself.

Really? What you got up your sleeve?

Nothing.

they went to his apartment and they found nothing out of the ordinary.

His real name is Ted Murphy and they say he's a firefighter and he coaches

Little League.

For what?

O .J. Simpson is in the Hall of Fame.

All right, Miss Parker, I don't have any more time for your shenanigans.

I gotta get to class.

Wait! Did the police mention my name? The killer could come after me.

Good point.

I'll leave the door unlocked.

Got it. Good. I'll tell you when.

Now, are you sure your plan is going to work?

No. Oh.

Thank you all for coming to our fashion awards ceremony.

First of all, I'd like to thank Soulfly Clothing for believing in creative young

minds.

That is why it is my pleasure to introduce this year's winner of the

Internship Award, Frederick Jones.

love the sweet smell of flowers.

Therefore, what could be better than smelling like flowers all the day long?

Which you will, when you wear my latest creation.

So here's Mona modeling a fabulous feedback design.

Hit it!

You heard him, see? Hit it!

the only thing he didn't steal was the repellent lining that's supposed to go

under the clothes

I'm not even going to waste my time strangling you.

Thank you, because I got a sore throat, and that would really hurt.

to Ted outside the building one day and he was complaining about your spying.

Stanley and I came up with this idea.

Wasn't it fun?

No. You almost gave me a heart attack.

I should be so lucky.

What about that woman that I saw you strangle?

Oh, that was just one of my honeys. She's an aspiring actress.

What about that phone call to the police?

I never called them. That was Woody.

He didn't know what I was talking about. He was just so happy to get a call.

So, this was all a big joke?

Pretty much so.

I hope you learned your lesson.

I have.

And I deserve a spanking, boo.

Ted, you want to go have a drink? Sure.

Hey, you want to meet those twins?

appreciate everything you've done for me these last few weeks. Oh, please. It's

the least I can do after I didn't believe you were actually hurt.

True. True.

Is there anything else?

Well, um, I did notice some dust bunnies.

Yeah, girl, let me get a glass.

Because they don't make no sense, and that's why this conversation don't make

no sense either.

All right.

Thank you all.

God bless you. She just sneezed, obviously.