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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,150 --> 00:00:09,690 Groceries? You sent me to the store. 2 00:00:10,390 --> 00:00:12,810 I don't remember putting dog on the list. 3 00:00:13,570 --> 00:00:14,570 Isn't it cute? 4 00:00:14,630 --> 00:00:16,790 It followed me home. Can we keep it, please? 5 00:00:17,110 --> 00:00:20,830 That dog must belong to someone, and I'm sure they're trying to find it. Mom, 6 00:00:20,850 --> 00:00:24,910 there aren't any tags on him. Come on, please, until we find out who it belongs 7 00:00:24,910 --> 00:00:25,910 to. 8 00:00:29,950 --> 00:00:34,670 Okay, but your dog, your responsibility, and it better be housebroken. 9 00:00:34,930 --> 00:00:36,310 Why? We don't live in a house. 10 00:01:34,730 --> 00:01:35,730 a terrier. 11 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:38,130 What's its name? 12 00:01:38,330 --> 00:01:39,970 I call her Kimmy. 13 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:41,990 Oh, why am I not surprised? 14 00:01:44,570 --> 00:01:45,590 That's a boy dog. 15 00:01:46,230 --> 00:01:47,430 He doesn't know that. 16 00:01:49,470 --> 00:01:50,470 I know. 17 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:52,570 Oh, what am I to do? She's my daughter. 18 00:01:53,790 --> 00:01:54,790 Hey, everybody. 19 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:56,210 Hey, what's up, Professor? 20 00:01:57,010 --> 00:01:59,370 Take a look at this. Bam! 21 00:02:00,310 --> 00:02:03,470 An official autographed Shaquille O 'Neal jersey. 22 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:08,060 I got it at a silent auction, and it only cost me $500. 23 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:11,380 You should get a frame to hang it in your office. 24 00:02:11,620 --> 00:02:13,080 That's a good idea, Fred. 25 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:16,840 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go show this off to my colleagues. 26 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,180 Since he's in such a good mood, maybe he can show me something. 27 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:29,800 Mama, you want a turkey burger? 28 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:31,820 No, I've got a secret mission to run. 29 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,080 Ooh, what is it? 30 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:37,110 I am going to surprise the professor and get his jersey framed. 31 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:38,950 That should push up our wedding date. 32 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:42,730 You don't think he's going to be mad that you broke into his apartment and 33 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:43,429 his jersey? 34 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:44,630 I'm not breaking in. 35 00:02:45,590 --> 00:02:47,390 I'm using my key. 36 00:02:48,270 --> 00:02:51,590 He should be about ready to leave for the gym, at least according to his palm 37 00:02:51,590 --> 00:02:52,590 power. 38 00:02:53,290 --> 00:02:55,130 Good luck, Mama. All right, baby. 39 00:03:01,210 --> 00:03:03,570 Oh, are you home? 40 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,780 Do you want a yummy doggy big kiss? 41 00:03:07,180 --> 00:03:08,180 Yes, I do. 42 00:03:57,900 --> 00:03:58,900 Might as well check his e -mail. 43 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,040 Where's Timmy? 44 00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:03,740 Locked in my room. Mama, how do you discipline a dog? 45 00:04:04,380 --> 00:04:08,320 You say, bad girl, and then you smack her butt with a newspaper. 46 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:10,360 Only with a newspaper? 47 00:04:10,620 --> 00:04:12,200 Mm -hmm. I wish I could have been a dog. 48 00:04:26,860 --> 00:04:28,340 Can I catch a ride with you? Sure, come on, pumpkin. 49 00:04:28,740 --> 00:04:29,740 Come on. 50 00:06:08,590 --> 00:06:09,590 me, baby. 51 00:06:15,290 --> 00:06:19,690 It wasn't me. It was that savage beast, Kenny. 52 00:06:22,710 --> 00:06:26,510 You better run your mangy mutt before I turn you into some shoes and a... 53 00:06:45,550 --> 00:06:48,750 I just got a call from the original owner of the Shaq jersey. 54 00:06:49,350 --> 00:06:52,370 Evidently, his wife put it up for auction without telling him. 55 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,630 Some women are so sneaky. 56 00:06:56,970 --> 00:07:00,710 Now he wants to buy it back from me for $5 ,000. 57 00:07:01,590 --> 00:07:03,770 But I just have one problem. 58 00:07:04,130 --> 00:07:08,790 Well, we all have problems, boo. But thanks for dropping by. My jersey's 59 00:07:08,790 --> 00:07:09,790 missing. 60 00:07:09,910 --> 00:07:14,550 And somehow, someway, you're responsible. 61 00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:17,470 But listen carefully, you psycho. 62 00:07:18,550 --> 00:07:25,290 If my autographed Shaq jersey doesn't show up within 24 hours, I'm going to 63 00:07:25,290 --> 00:07:26,290 police. 64 00:07:26,370 --> 00:07:29,450 And I will have the signature authenticated. 65 00:07:32,310 --> 00:07:33,310 Yes. 66 00:07:34,130 --> 00:07:35,990 24 hours. 67 00:07:41,190 --> 00:07:43,250 Ooh, Mama, you going to jail? 68 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:55,340 He should have been here by now. 69 00:07:55,620 --> 00:08:01,500 I know that your non -existent future with the professor is riding on this, 70 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:03,020 you need to calm down. 71 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,700 Rashawn will be here any minute. 72 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:11,880 Hey, what's up, you? 73 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,000 Hey, sorry I'm late, but I got detained. 74 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,680 I mean, I mean delayed. 75 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,060 So, what can I do you for? 76 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:24,599 Look here. 77 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:29,080 I got some slightly irregular Rolex watches. 78 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:33,799 I got some Dewey Baton bags. 79 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,020 Some Chanel perfume. 80 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:39,780 That's Chanel with an S. Only the best, baby. 81 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,600 Oh, it's good. Let me see one of those. 82 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:43,520 Oh, 83 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:45,800 sorry. I thought I heard a helicopter. 84 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:49,840 All right, go ahead. 85 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:52,000 I'm looking for an autograph. 86 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,900 Shaquille O 'Neal, Laker Jersey. 87 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:56,840 You came to the right person. 88 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:08,460 Look at that. There you go. There you 89 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:09,460 go. 90 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,020 This is such a relief. 91 00:09:11,540 --> 00:09:12,760 I don't know what to say. 92 00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:13,980 I do. How much? 93 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:15,180 A little hundred. 94 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:15,899 We're shining. 95 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:17,200 All right. Give me a little knowledge, girl. 96 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:22,840 Right there at the bottom. 97 00:09:23,140 --> 00:09:26,100 Mm -hmm. 98 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:30,000 This says Shaw 34. 99 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:31,720 Where's the cue? 100 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:34,000 Let me see that. 101 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:37,320 You know what he do? 102 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,440 I've been here. 103 00:11:41,329 --> 00:11:42,329 Hey, 104 00:11:44,610 --> 00:11:45,610 fellas. 105 00:11:46,590 --> 00:11:48,070 Zane, you too. 106 00:11:58,090 --> 00:12:00,070 I don't remember seeing you guys around here. 107 00:12:00,410 --> 00:12:02,130 Uh, we the new trainers. 108 00:12:02,450 --> 00:12:03,690 I'm Nick, and that's Andy. 109 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:09,520 got any ideas for this play? 110 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,840 I'm not sure what to do with the number two position. 111 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,040 Don't just stand there. The man asked you a question. 112 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:20,520 Uh, the number two position. 113 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:26,940 I'd like to keep it between the one and the three. 114 00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:32,960 Well, now I see why you guys are trainers. 115 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:35,720 See you around. 116 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,450 You're feeling a little soft. 117 00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:42,010 Better do some more squats. 118 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,450 He slapped my butt. 119 00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:47,590 Oh, sports guys do that all the time. 120 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,630 He slapped my butt. 121 00:12:50,810 --> 00:12:52,650 Here you go, Tracy Murray. 122 00:12:54,230 --> 00:12:56,490 How you doing? 123 00:12:56,770 --> 00:12:57,770 I'm fine. 124 00:12:57,930 --> 00:12:59,090 You sure are. 125 00:13:05,290 --> 00:13:06,510 Bichon, good game. 126 00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:21,110 asking for a lap dance. Can we just find Shaq? 127 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,490 Hey, can one of you give me a hand? 128 00:13:26,070 --> 00:13:29,130 You go on. I'm going to stay here and wait for Kobe Butt to come by. 129 00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:12,980 You need a rub down? 130 00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:14,119 No, thanks. 131 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,120 I'm about to rub up. 132 00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:18,840 I'm going to go see if you need his back scrubbed. 133 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:29,780 You new? 134 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,100 Yeah, I'm the new trainer. 135 00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:36,760 I'll twist my ankle. You want to look at it for me? 136 00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:13,170 Yes? 137 00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:47,600 He's a big fan of yours, and I was wondering if you could autograph one of 138 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,600 liquor jerseys for me. 139 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:49,900 After my massage. 140 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,900 Okay, I'll wait. I mean, I'll wait. I'll wait. 141 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,200 You funny. 142 00:15:55,340 --> 00:15:58,160 Can you look at my shoulders? They're kind of tight from practicing my fritos. 143 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:00,440 You actually practiced? 144 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,680 Little more pressure, please. 145 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,620 Ah, okay. 146 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:22,760 Yeah. 147 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,220 Deeper. 148 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,080 Harder. 149 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,520 Slow your roll, Shaq. 150 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:31,020 Now, this ain't no massage parlor, player. 151 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,260 Don't forget my glutes. 152 00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:37,650 What's wrong with you? 153 00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:42,930 I forgot to brush this morning and my breath is... 154 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,780 He already hates you, and he wasn't going to marry you anyway. 155 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,360 Hey. Hey, baby. 156 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,920 Hey, Andy. Hey, girl. 157 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,700 Kim, where's your dog? 158 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:22,900 It's so sad. 159 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:29,420 I took little Kimmy to the doggy park in Culver City, and all I did was turn my 160 00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:30,700 head for a quick hour, and she was gone. 161 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:56,620 sergeant your butt she uh she was holding my daughter hostage and but 162 00:18:56,620 --> 00:19:02,860 everything's okay now so you can go thanks bye you left your license yeah 163 00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:08,900 me thank you i found the next to your mustache that's mine you also left 164 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:09,900 your autographed jersey 165 00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:28,620 I figured you had to be a true fan to do what you did, or just crazy. 166 00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:30,440 I vote for crazy. 167 00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:32,940 Say, do you have anything for me? 168 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,040 Yeah, a restraining order from the team. 169 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:41,020 Sheriff, I don't know how to thank you. 170 00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:43,060 Just stay out of the locker room, and I'll be happy. 171 00:20:16,970 --> 00:20:17,970 No, she didn't. 11495